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Jul. 30, 2010
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ROFlash: Say Hi To Your Hollywood Star For Me
Jul. 30, 2010
Wahlberg’s getting a star. I’d like to say something like, “Boy, they’ll give Hollywood stars to anyone”, but then I decided, well, I suppose it makes sense he would get his. He’s been nothing if not prolific, and in all actuality, by my count, he’s done around ten good movies. Really, very few stinkers. So congrats, Marky Mark. This would have been way funnier if it was his dad buying him a star on star registry, but either way, let’s all send pleasurable vibrations his way… vibrations, good like Sunkist.
MARK WAHLBERG
Source: Hollywood Reporter
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ROFlash: Snooki Arrested for Existing
Jul. 30, 2010
Okay, not exactly, but she was arrested for public drunkenness and disorderly conduct, which is the very essence of her existence.
TRY TO AVOID GETTIN’ PUNCHED IN THE FACE IN THE SLAMMER, SNOOKS!
Source: New York Daily News
Source: TMZ
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ROFLash: James Franco is Either an Overachiever or an Idiot
Jul. 30, 2010
James Franco (that’s the Green Goblin Jr. to you comic-loving-nerders) is a total freak. It’s a fact. We all thought it was funny and even kinda endearingly ironic when he played the murderous Franco on “General Hospital” but now I think he might have gone too far.
Apparently, James Franco has racked up almost five, yes five, graduate degrees, putting all those hundreds of thousands of dollars of schooling to make performance art videos of, and I quote, “close up shots of a urinating penis and a defecating anus.” Um, James, that’s not even the littlest bit cute, funny or endearingly ironic. Maybe, we should just start calling you Franco, cause you’re clearly a serial killer for realz.
JAMES FRANCO
Source: New York Magazine Via: Jezebel.com
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