For the last time, Geordi…
For the last time, Geordi the Enterprise does not need bitchin’ new rims.
(Patrick Stewart)
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After all that interplanetary tolerance, Picard’s true colors come shining through. Well, actually, let’s blame the KnightlyOne. Racist much?
Hey, Geordi’s a human. Quitcherbitchin! If the caption was “No, Worf, the Enteprise does not need bitchin’ new rims” then, yes, it would be racist.
If the caption was “No, Worf, the Enterprise does not need bitchin’ new rims” it would be species-ist.
Of course, since all the awesome Klingons were played by black men anyway, I suppose racist might be appropriate too.
On a more obscure note, where exactly would one put bitchin’ rims?
You are correct, it would be species-ist, and I apologize. But this, from the show that showed the first cross-species kiss and the first cross-racial kiss on television, is unlikely to be so. And the bitchin’ rims go at the end of the warp nacelles. That’s where they go on my cool spaceship in my room in my mom’s basement.
Are you referring to those whirly things on the front end of the nacelles in TOS, or to a different structure entirely mounted on the back end of the nacelles?
the whirly things are field emmiters. they disrupt exotic matter.
then the exotic matter disrupts subspace. a bubble forms around the ship.
spacetime is altered so there is more mass behind the ship and less in front.
the ship goes faster than light without breaking the laws of physics because
of the bubble of normal space surrounding the ship.
All the awesome Klingons were played by black men?
Gowron
Martok
Kor
Kang
Koloth
All played by white guys. Not to mention, the episode where O’Brien and Odo were altered to be a Klingon.
Quit your whining, everyone. He said “Enterpirse”, not “Enterprise.”
Put them wherever, or skip them altogether and just *tell* Geordie they’re bitchin’; it’s not like he can see them.
Oh, crap, that comment was blindist, wasn’t it?
Bwhaa ha ha ha ha!!
Bitchin rims would go on the end of the torpedo tubes.
the rims cause tachyon pulses that look bitchin to a blind engineer looking thru a bitchin sight visor.
(ty jim for pointing that out)
it should say “no, gordi the VOYAGER dose not need bitchin’ new rims
IAWTC
Whiny space hippie fail.
“Headin’ out to Eden, yea, brother…”
I thought the saaaaaaame thing.
WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
THATS RACISITITITITITITITITISISISISISITISTISTI.
Spelling Enterprise, you’re doing it wrong.
Perfect first picture for me to see. Hilarious.
I concur. I’m still laughing at it.
Geordi was chief engineer, and he was always trying to find ways of improving the Enterprise. I just took it to an extreme. Is it funnier because Geordi is played by a black actor? Yes, I admit. There is no denying, though, that tricking out out your vehicle (in this case, the Enterprise) is something commonly associated with African-American culture.
Lavar Burton tells a story about how he was pulled over in LA for driving a fancy new sports car, only because he was black. The officer told him flat out that he didn’t believe a black man could afford the car, but asked for an autograph when he found out who he was.
:S I didn’t even notice I spelled it wrong, I’m dsylexic, so it read correctly to me
Great job!! After I got done laughing at this, my first thought was, this is good enough that there should be a completely separate site for lolstartrek. My second thought was, what would be “bitchin’” to a blind engineer who sees through a visor? Rims that give off splendid tachyon pulses? Again, great caption, captain!.
I agree….an lolstartrek would be awesome…
Loltrekkin’ across the universe…
Boldly going forward ’cause we can’t find reverse…
Congrats TheKnightlyOne, on making the front page!
Don’t worry, really there’ll always be someone yelling racist over one thing or another… maybe I just share the same sense of humor though, who knows? I found it very funny. =) Great job. What would make it racist would be throwing in slurs and such, in my book (for what little it’s worth).
I agree wholeheartedly.
From all accounts that I’ve seen and heard, LeVar Burton is a genuinely nice guy who would most likely laugh his head off at this.
Mexicans trick their cars our more than the black community now.
We black people would rather paint our cars in bright colors and with logos of candy on them to solicit the sale of drugs.
Ahahahahaha, great one. I have all the same values as the show but this really made me laugh. XD
pretty much anything with patrick stewart is a win in my book.
indeed!
Another vote for LOLstartrek. Holy shit. Who do we email about that!?!
Two Captain Picard pictures and one of Shatner. Only one person could be behind all of this… Tofu, PLEASE could we have lolStarTrek? Or if you can’t get the rights to that then how about:
lol spacetrek,
or lol star travels,
or star lol’s,
or trekkin lol’s,
or lol enterprises,
or lol fantasy,
or fantasy lol’s,
or lol science fiction,
or lol’s of the future,
or future lol’s,
or the United Federation of lol’s,
or lol starbase?
Thank you Tofu. You guy’s are doing a great job!
loltreck
Jesus Christ. One word and I couldn’t spell that right. I might just kill myself.
Don’t be an hero, man.
LOLtrek for the win!
I vote for LOLTrek — *not* LOLStarTrek!!!
LOLTrek is good. But I kinda like StarLOLs. Could be other Starshows too. Star Wars, Stargate, Starship Troopers, Dancing with the Stars … (KIDDING about that last one. *shudders at the thought*)
*facepalm*
Enterpirse is mispelled
You all FAIL for not seeing this.
This is a big FAIL within a FAIL.
How ironic..
You fail for not seeing that others already stated the misspelling.
Omg win!
Another vote for LOLtrek! What the heck, let’s have LOL Trek Wars. Then we can have the best of both worlds!
Tofu, please “make it so”.
This is by far the best image on the site to date.
I’m also a trekkie, so I might be a bit biased….
This didn’t make me laugh. Maybe because I could never see Geordi being into something like rims.
I love me some Picard!
http://www.vanilla-milkshake.com
I think Geordi would want some spinners to go with those bitchin’ rims, too. LOL!
Honest to God, I laughed so hard I smacked my head on my desk.
Ow.
“Why is Scotty always trying to beam me up? What the hell is up there?”
is this a racial one?