If I bend like this…
If I bend like this… Does it look like I haz talent?
(Megan Fox)
picture: dunno source, via our lol builder. lol caption: NeoApocalypse
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ur doin it rite! (and hawt)
Umm…sure..why not. That girl is just stupid hot.
Ya. And Miley Cyrus is in line for the English throne.
Nawt carez bouts talents, onlee teh bending. Moar bending plz.
Bending like that is a talent
a Rare talent
Yeah who cares about talent. Shes hot. Just dont give her to much of a complicated role.
you mean one with words?
… or too much dialog.
just bending, plz.
gawd is she ever hawt. my vote for sexiest woman evar (plz not to tell mah gurlfrend).
bending like that is TALENT!!!
I love her talents… her firm, round, supple talents…
Then she must have gotten her talent from a surgeon.
She has talent, two big ones, anyway who cares
what’s the middle text say? too small…to read…eyes straining at…wrong part…of…picture.
*masturbates*
holy crap, didn’t notice that… my eyes never made it that far up.
found a larger version, it says megan-fox.net
Because you’re to much of a loser to even get a girl 400 pounds heavier then her.
she looks like an alien in need of braces…
You must be using a Braille monitor! I have to give kudos to NeoApocalypse for being able to even think of a caption for this much less typing it one handed and turning Japanese! *fwap fwap fwap*
I don’t care if she has talent or not…. you don’t need talent when you look like that…
Just say NO. (OK, I’m female and she really does nothing for me at all.)
i strongly suspect that no woman does anything for you at all, therefore your opinion on this matter is both predictable and superfluous. but, uh, thanks for sharing?
Sorry for butting into the testosterone fest.
its ok. we forgive you
no no, you’re most welcome to butt in – it’s a free country, first amendment rights, etc. but it would be equivalent of me piping up and saying the the new album doesn’t do anything for me, when i don’t like rap at all. it says nothing about how good the album is. dats all.
dammit, should have used angled brackets… above should have read “but it would be equivalent of me piping up and saying the the new (insert rapper’s name) album doesn’t do anything for me, when i don’t like rap at all.”
..I’m female and she does something for me. :l
And believe me that does something for the rest of us
Yeah. Me too. I may need to change my underwear.
you don’t need talent to play the leading woman in a movie as totally bad ass as Transformers. Girls in movies like that are SUPPOSE to be hot bimbettes…
besides, if it has to be a hot girl with no talent I’d rather look at Megan Fox than Cameron Diaz
and Yes, for the record I’m a female… a normal one… not one who claims to be “bi” to get attention or one who says “ew gross” everytime that Katy Perry song comes on… mmm I liked it too Katy
rofl
congratulations?
The movie was bad, and the movie was ass, but it was not bad-ass.
cameron’s not hot, though. care to insert a different bimbette into the equation?
how bout megan fox vs. salma hayek(in desparado)?
she was hot in Mask… a little heavier, and with red lipstick, but if you insist how about… hmmm Pam Anderson in any film/screen combo she’s ever done.
Ugh. No.
Thing I found most amusing about her in this film, was her bustline kept moving up and down and in and out for each shot. She’d be like, in the car, looking like a normal 20-year-old girl, then out of the car, whoops, pushup bra. Then into the top-secret government center, back to normal, then new camera angle, whoa!! Cleavage again. Couldn’t tell the wife why I kept chortling all the time either.
she’s so hot, even my wife would let me do her.
Invisible Talent (Except the two ones in the front)
Since when did Megan Fox not have talent?
Before the augmentation?
Oh please. She was an annoying waste of screen time in the first Transformers movie, and will probably be an even bigger one in the second.
I for one congratulate Michael Bey for making this skinny, unhealthy rack of ribs -gain- weight for the second movie.
I also congratulate the person who put the caption on this picture. You hit it dead in the black.
Thin, or skinny as you put it, does NOT mean unhealthy. Some people really are naturally thin. You’re not any better of a person by putting down thin women than those that put down large women.
I second that, Jen.
THANK YOU! I completely agree with you Miki. She was a complete waste of film and how dare she dis the old camaro! >_<*
lets face it, some fat woman captioned this
Riiight. Because Lord knows only fat women can object to women being portrayed as hot bimbos… unless of course them being smart is relevant to the ‘plot’ (I can can haz hot blonde Australian hacker chick from moovie plz?). I’m glad they’re making her gain weight for the next movie too.
Yeah being fat is unhealthy, but so is being underweight. That problem just doesn’t get attention unless it’s to cover extremes like anorexia or bulimia… because we whore-ship the underweight body so much in this country, we’ve begun to call it ‘normal’.
Ummmm…she’s not underweight…
My point is made. Twenty years ago she definitely would have been considered underweight.
but she still would be hot
She has as much talent as an ultra-hot actress who’s brand new to acting is expected to have. I bet she’ll grow as time goes on.
She’s not new. She just now more commonly placed than before. Few new faces to the screen are new to acting (unless they’re kids), they go through small rolls to sometimes their big breaks.
This was he first movie-movie, but she got her break in the movie Holiday in the Sun ‘01.
Girls… now that’s how you get the job.
many lawls. It’s not as if any of these guys would want to be in a long term emotional relationship right ladies? right? I mean, we all know these guys want a geeky, intelligent, kind, sensitive girl who has life goals and who cares about them. right? right? *desperation*
It’s like a zoo…you can look at the beautiful monkey but you wouldn’t want it as a pet because it probably bites and will throw fecal matter at you if you try to convey your emotions or have a meaningful relationship.
conversation. I meant meaningful conversation. *facepalm*
who cares about talent…i’d nail her to the wall…
Greatest scene in the entire movie :p““
Yes! Yes it bloody does!
i would do her like the hot (slow neighbors) daughter
Nonono…… it’s the car that’s called BUMblebee.
do i see a subliminal message under her neck?
I think so. O.o
What’s it say???
yeah! jeez it sounds like most the dudes that comment on these kinds of things are obsessed with hips, boobs, and masturbating. *looks around and runs away*
ooh myy goodness she is so hot.. She’s a terrible actress though.. but this picture.. *drool*
Well, yes… Your “talent” is showing really nicely…
she gets her looks and hot body from her ethnic background being Irish, French, and Native American.
Does it make it look like you have talent? No. Tits aren’t talent.
nice to know nobody wants real talent…its all down to the looks isnt it?
Why does she need talent? She’s got my attention, and I’m a girl…
Same here :] I told my boyfriend I’d leave him for her hahaha And I’m not into girls :3
Megan’s her own category.
Well…….. That surely helps make up my mind…….. (and I’m a girl!)
Ever since I was a little girl, I’ve wanted to be an actress. I decided I’m probably not good at acting and told myself it would never happen for me, so I may as well give that dream up. Still, I’ve studied many of history’s greatest actors, taken classes, everything to improve myself so that some day I might have a chance.
And now you’re telling me all I ever needed was a hot body to make it in this world?
yep, she has talent