Hefty Bags $1.78*
Hefty Bags $1.78* *Trash included
(Nicole Scherzinger)
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trash iz yummy (1st)
grandma got mad at me for putting my wiener in the trash. in her defense, the trash in question was from the cat’s litter box, and did not contain any squishy woman parts. those bags were still in the freezer.
If that’s trash, I want trashsecks.
first!
*masturbates!*
damn u!
*masturbates*
I hope you have an appropriate recepticle for your emissions.
like… a trash bag, maybe?
Thar’s junk in that thar trunk!
Haha! I was gonna say, more like “junk included”.
At least her skirt isn’t hiked up to her nostrils.
That’s a real lady, that is.
A real lady acts her age, not like a hotter version of Paris Hilton.
She’s not acting at all like Paris Hilton
But she is much hotter!
She sings “When I grow up, I wanna be famous…”
Well, dressing like that is a good start.
Oooh, snap?
whomever captioned that either can’t get a girl like that, or can’t get a body like that. stop hatin on gorgeous nicole!
*cap would have been funny had it been amy winehouse tho*
or just in general is a pissed of feminist beautiful people hater… Though that might pass under can’t get a body like that.
Umm thanks. I am a feminist and I think she is beautiful. Not all feminists are ugly and manly looking. I am the type that likes to go to work in my pencil skirt, heels and a cute feminine top. So um yeah not all feminists are against attractive women.
That may be true, but feminism was invented to allow the ugly access to the mainstream. But, on behalf of all men, thanks for not being a militant man-hater.
“…feminism was invented to allow the ugly access to the mainstream.”
WUT?
I thought feminism was invented to give women actual rights, like the ability to vote, hold property in their name, get paid the same amount as a man for doing the exact same work as a man, go to college… You know, that sort of thing.
I’VE BEEN MISTAKEN ALL THESE YEARS!
It’s just to give ugly women access to the mainstream! That’s all it’s about!
THANK YOU KIND SIR FOR ENLIGHTENING ME.
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And if you can’t tell that was sarcasm, you need to get your head out of your ass. You’re making us men look bad.
Or an attractive person who just happens to hate untalented skanks like the pussycat dolls
lack of talent (which I’m not conceding to with Nicole or PCD, I like their crap, crappy as it may be to most) does not make her trash or a skank. she sends a positive message to young women, unlike most of the untalented skanks in the public eye right now. so there. >=P
Could’ve fooled me. She looks revolting in this picture.
Yeah, revolting in the sense that my penis is going to cause a revolution in my pants in about…*masturbates* too late.
ROFL
I’m sorry, what part of parading around half naked and acting like a slut makes her a feminist?
Yeah… “Don’t Cha’” is just a monument to the feminist movement.
sweet jesus I cannot stand it when people call the PCD positive for young women. They are as skanky as hell, and not to mention lyrics like Don’t Cha.
I miss Siouxsie Sioux.
@ Taras & Megan, if you would actually listen to the lyrics of Don’t Cha, it’s about refusing to cheat over superficial infatuation and lust and break up a marriage and family. But no, because they show some skin while they entertain, they’re immediately talentless skanks. They are in shape (not bone skinny), they work hard for the success they have, they convey positive messages in all their interviews, and they’re not papparazzi hungry like a lot of these other young female performers out there now. Just because they show skin doesn’t make them skanks. You try dancing the way they do in a turtle neck and corduroys, honey… grow the hell up. (FYI, I’m a female, in case you were wondering.)
What song lyrics are you reading? I don’t care if your a transgender, that doesn’t change the fact that PCD show young girls that yes, you too can dress like a slut and entice men about how their girlfriends aren’t as hot or freaky as they are. Lyrics that suggest women are in competition with one another over men, and over their appearances is not my idea of empowering. Almost all of their lyrics and dancing suggest that women are just objects for men to be viewed and enjoyed. Being sex positive doesn’t mean being ok will all pornography and female subjugation.
So how about next you do your research and not resort to ad hominem attacks?
How about next you visit lyricsmania and do your own damn research, because I know what I’m talking about. Not to mention, it’s women like you who let men have power, honey. When women own themselves and do what they want, sexism be damned, THAT is true empowerment, so don’t feed me this bullshit that men have control over modern women in North America because women DECIDE to wear revealing clothing. Don’t sit there and tell me that PCD are doing what they do because men have FORCED them to. Bullshit. They do it because they know they can, they have fun, make money, and are in total control over their lives. It’s the same as if a woman CHOOSES to be a skilled librarian, mousy in appearance, but skilled nonetheless. Again, I beg you, grow up and open your eyes to the time you live in. It’s about telling young girls you can do or be whatever you want, because you have the power to do so.
You know, I really hate seeing women talk about empowerment. Empowerment implies that there was no power to begin with and that some is being given. In this day and age, women have power. (Actually, depending on how you define power, women have always had some form of influence and power, just not to the highly public degree they do today.)
Also, I’d be taking you more seriously if you weren’t turning into a screaming bastard when talking to someone who clearly holds a world-view different from yours tries to express their point of view to you. Really. People will take you a lot more seriously if you don’t just say “Oh, clearly you’re just a little GIRL because you disagree with me”.
I’m not saying she’s a little girl because she disagrees with me. I’m saying it because in my opinion she does not see the things around her realistically. She can think what she wants, and has the right to state her opinion, as I have the right to state mine however I want. If I seem beligerent or unfair (or a screaming bastard, as it were), so be it. It’s my opinion. She can say whatever she wants to me as well, just know I will respond how I will. Anyone can opt not to agree with me or fight my views. More power. Not going to change my views, much like I’m not expecting to change anyone else’s view by what I say. If it were that easy, world would be very much different.
You know what? You are obviously one of these girls who allow men to have power by screaming sexism and female subjugation and that everything is demeaning to women. You are not worth my time. You are not a woman, you are a girl. When you grow up, and see the world around you for what it is, and see that empowerment comes from doing what you want, sexism be damned, then come argue with me.
I have a different opinion. You don’t know how I see the world, you, actually, don’t know a damn thing about me, but that’s all you can talk about. When you present a real argument based on the issue at hand, I’ll get back to you. But then again, I’m not expecting that much from you.
So I’ll just put on my burka and keep hating any female who wears anything provocative because obviously, that’s the kind of immature girl I am.
See? Now, was it so hard to admit your immaturity? Good girl! Let’s just agree to disagree on this one, hmm?
who lit the fuse on your tampon? seriously
Hell, yes to Siouxsie Sioux! (I promised myself I wasn’t going to make any comments in this thread, but that deserves some praise!)
I fail to see how it’s a positive message to young women that if they dress in revealing, form fitting clothes they’ll become famous and receive all sorts of attention.
I wouldn’t let my hypothetical daughter dress like that. I know what young men are like, and it’s hardly positive to tell a young woman that if she wears that sort of clothing, she’ll get attention. That’s just objectifying her for her looks. That’s turning her into a sex object.
Yes, Nicole has talent and confidence, but I’d prefer seeing young women emulate stars who have talent, confidence, and don’t wear clothing that makes them look like prostitutes.
Also, here, you are over-simplifying. You are taking only one aspect of their exposure in entertainment and making it the ace. I would also not let my hypothetical daughter dress that way. The responsibility of rearing responsible, well rounded children is that of the parent, not of the celebrities. My main point is that in what they have said and how they have behaved, they have had positive influence. Sure, little girl will want to emulate them, but that’s when mom and dad step in and say dressing that way is not correct perhaps at a certain age. But a grown woman who can decide for herself what to do, how to be and how to dress does it, who are we to judge their values and morals based solely on their wardrobe? That is a major part of my point.
I do believe that a girl should be able to wear whatever she wants, my problem with the PCD is that they are catering to be a role model for girls, when obviously they are catering to men, and what do they do? They just prance around half naked with vapant and terribly written lyrics about competing with less freaky, less raw girls for a man’s affection. And you can’t say they say great things when a ten year old can write better songs.
I forgot to mention that there are plenty of women artists out there who dress risque and still manage to keep the message of empowerment. Sadly this isn’t in the mainstream anymore.
positive message…
“When I grow up I want to drive fast cars” Umm road toll anyone
“When I grow up I want to have boobies” Objectification of women anyone
riiiiiight. positive.
I’m pretty sure positive, classy messages to young don’t include writhing round a stage in booty shorts and a corset singing “don’t you with your girlfriend was a freak like me”
But hey, thats just my opinion…
waiwaiwaiwaiwaiwait. No. Want a positive female figure? Look at Nikki Reed. Or maybe Katie White of The Ting Tings. Or Kelly Clarkson. Or…the possibilities are endless. Just not any lingerie-wearing freaks (*cough cough* nicole *cough cough*)
Lmfao, the pussycat dolls send a positive message to girls? Yeah if they took any more clothes off theyd be strippers for the little shows the put on for men LOLOL…
That skirt still looks like a trash bag though
Yes, it does !
It’s really sad that she dresses like that.
And it’s even more sad that it …..works.
(by it, I mean the “dress”)
Who is this “Nicole”? I thought this was the Kardashian who is “dancing” on the Stars. Is that her zipper showing? (Look a little higher than her a$$)
or maybe we just think she really does look like trash. Why is it if someone dosn’t like a tart they must be ugly or unable to get the tart into bed? The look on her face and the pose says it all…
“I am a skank, do what you want with me”
trash
Actually, it’s probably because the girl DOES look somewhat trashy. Seems to me like she’s trying to be the next Jennifer Lopez. (But, that’s just my personal opinion.)
Personally, I couldn’t care less about any celeb who may be considered “prettier” than me. The captioner may feel the same; and then again, maybe not. But I’m more secure than that, and I don’t keep up with the new Hollywood faces.
Aside from that, why would it be funny if Winehouse was “trashed” as opposed to Ms. Scherzinger here? It’s all in good fun.
Hypocrisy is a funny thing.
Well, it is true that most females can’t get a body like that without working out 24/7, and, in reality, no one has that kind of time anymore.
It’s people like her that teach young girls to be constantly worried about what they look like and to hate their bodies.
So I don’t exactly approve of her clothing either
How is it possible to have any self-esteem when you have people all around you saying that celebs like this are beautiful?
Pretty sure you can’t get a girl/body like that either. Then again, neither can I. Ok now I feel depressed.
If that is trash, i wanna get carted off to whatever landfill she ends up in.
daaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmm. that’s all I got to say.
Nobody would ever have to nag me to take out THAT trash!
She has never looked sexier IMHO.
i want to get dirty in her dumpster.
she’s f’n gorgeous.
I have no idea who this is or car, but damn she’s stupid hot.
I’d hit that until I died of dehydration.
ROFL! I’m writing that one down for future use!
how did she get to enter into that garbage suit without exploding it?
It is heat shrink plastic like you would put over a drafty window, except not clear. Put it on loose, shrink it with a normal hair drier, remove with scissors.
me want this trash. cam even pay the $1,78
Dude, that was some kinda harsh!
HAY GUYZ!! Look! Shiny!
I lol’d
When you’re done, she just squeegees clean.
She is so fukin hot ^^
Oh my.
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That is one gorgeous latex dress.
trashbag indeed. pft.
It honestly looks like she put her dignity in that trash bag…
What IS she wearing?
i like heri think she has a good singing group but what in the hell is she wearing?
“see when i was younger i would say
when i grow up
i wanna be famous
i wanna be a star
i wanna be in movies!
when i grow up
i wanna see the world
drive nice cars
i wanna have boobies!”
yeah way to put the pimp in pimple!
I think big butts are hot to a certain extent, but this is plain disgusting. Skank should lose at least half of that thing…
yeah, i mean if your gonna have an actual butt, how bout you make the rest of yourself catch up with it a bit.
Is that a trash bag or a latex dress? Hard to tell. But I’d smack it either way.
*twitch twitch* oh. my. god. i lurve this. lmfao, literally!
latex is nice
scuse I gotta take out the trash k bi