God loves Pasta Roni…
God loves Pasta Roni… ….So why dont you?
(Morgan Freeman)
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…and on the 7th Day, God made microwave meals?
What the heck is Pastaroni? Sounds like some horrible convenience food nightmare….
(ooh! First?
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Pasta Roni is pretty much just pre-seasoned noodles. You heat up some water and milk in a pan, add then, and cook for a time, much like those boxes of Uncle Ben’s rice. They’re in the same isle as instant potatoes, rice, and dried beans.
yep…I’ve been working in a grocery store for too long
Ahhh…. One of those convenience foods that gives the user the impression that using the original ingredients is waaaay too much bother, and making it this way is but a dream compared to that! When, in reality, it only takes 2 minutes longer and costs a quarter of the pricer?
Uncle Ben’s Rice is much better. You don’t even have to add anything and, in 90 seconds, you have hot rice that tastes like….er…um…hot rice.
I do believe that it is spelt “aisle”
I do believe it’s spelled “spelled”. Spelt is a type of grain.
****ING PWNT
OK, chzfrend and qt are both right. Isle is an island, while spelt is a grain. It’s all good now. No hard feelings over spelling corrections.
Actually, both spelt and spelled are correct. They both mean the same thing, as it applies to spelling. It is just a coincidence that spelt also happens to be a type of grain. The word has two meanings. Don’t believe me? I got my information from dictionary.com
u work in a grocery store ?!
God _is_ Pasta!
Or, Pasta is God.
Yay for noodly appendages.
Ramen!
The Flying Spaghetti Monster?
” Evan, I have a task for you, bring 3 cups of water to a boil…”
LOL
Pastafarian reggae marinara.
I love pasta roni because apparently Morgan Freeman wants me to.
ok i like pasta roni and i bet every one likes a certen kind of pasta roni and one question are u raisist(spelling?)and no sendin’ hater comments ok this is the first thing i have ever commented on cause i can’t comment on youtube cause it asks for your your age and a bunch other crap that i don’t understand sorry for bad spelling:)
Do you want the URL for the Engrish site?
I can’t decide if this is a very funny post or a very disturbing one. I’ve give you the benefit of the doubt and give you an LOL WIN!!
Sorry guys, but to me, God will always look like George Burns, not Morgan Freeman or Charlton Heston.
I always knew Morgan Freeman was god… And whenever that guy on the Allstate commercial comes on tv, I always say “hey look it’s God!” …but alas, it’s really only a God impersonator.
A God impersonator! Ahaha, that was great.
Morgan Freeman is never going to have to actively look for a job again. Once you have “God” on your resume, the jobs just come to you. Same with James Caviezel: Previous employment: Jesus.
Yeah, but have we seen James Caviezel in anything post-Jesus? I can’t remember anything… >.> When you play Jesus it’s a little bit harder to get roles, I think. Although, Victor Garber didn’t seem to have trouble landing “Alias”…
Especially with Jews.
Yeah, those are some good ones. I personally will always remember Moses as Charlton Heston. Ah, the memories of old, classic GOOD movies… not the crapshoot they got coming out these days.
I believe in the Invisible Pink Unicorn, myself.
cuz im allergic to that kind of bullshit thats why
pasta roni is bad for you.