Hey…
Hey Remember that time when I used to be funny?
(Dane Cook)
Mr. Cook does some complaining about a movie poster. (via BestWeekEver.tv)
picture: BC. lol caption: crysco1234
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Wow, lol, that’s kind of true. He’s doing more serious movies now… so I guess I don’t mind so much. Ah well. The facial expression is perfect though, really sounds like something he’d say xD
No, he was never funny. If he made you laugh it was from using stolen material.
no actually i dont ever remember him being funny.
Yeah, he wasn’t funny, but there was a lot of people that liked him…
I don’t understand a lot of people
Agreed. Sangwich? Yeah, hilarious. He’s an egotistical no talent hack.
I miss Mitch Hedberg.
This guy, I never understood.
indeed
R.I.P. mitch hedburg
Occasionally, he said something worth a minor chuckle, but the majority of his “material” was either stolen, or tasteless rather than funny.
Amennn!
Exactly.
it was weird…i had never heard of this guy and then i see this special where he is playing a packed arena….out of nowhere…
and no, he wasn’t funny…
Nope, was never funny.
I was coming here to say as much. I’m glad I wasn’t the only one.
Me too. I knew I wasn’t the only one who shared this sentiment, but I didn’t expect someone to take the words right out of my mouth.
I used to think his jokes were kinda worth a smile, but random quirks about him just piss me off so much now. Kinda like how he starts chuckling like an idiot after every single one of his own jokes? Or how he likes to repeat the punchline several times? Does anyone else notice this?
He’s a real douchebag. And that look on his face in that picture makes me want to punch him just a little.
yea laughing at your own material (unless relaying the actual event is funny to you) and repeating the punchline is annoying
but i kinda like some of his stuff despite all said, theres only 2 things that still make me giggle off the top of my head and thats “obby/smelly markers” and a picture of him in front of a monitor saying “im close fucking captioned! im close fucking captioned for the dane cook impaired”
he sold out.
Hey, remember when he was Louis C.K.
And Demitri Martin
There is inspiration, and there is just plain theft.
Demitri Martin was quite funny though. I think that’s the difference.
*Unnecessary Bells*
When you have a fat friend there are no see-saws. Only catapults.
I love Demitri Martin so much. Dane Cook…hmm yeah, never funny. Ever. Not even once.
If you can’t tell the difference between a ladel and a spoon.. then you’re FAT!
no, not really
no, no i don’t
Nope. Me neither.
he was funny….once…that moment tends to slip my mind, but i have his first cd for a reason…i think…or maybe it was a gift….
I find myself thinking the same thing. Did I like him at one point? I’m really not sure…
don’t worry, you didn’t.
he’s funny as all get out
I concur, I love Dane
glad Im not the only one
my word is law!!!
therefore, Dane is love (my sister agrees too)
just saw him live last June, almost never stopped laughing
no… no, hes not.
He plagerises the material of better comediens. Badly. Shoot him.
That claim comes up alot with a number of comedians though. :/
comedians will borrow from other comedians
Dane Cook outright plagiarizes people more talented than him
He was a classmate of my friend. He wasn’t funny back then either, or so I hear.
he never was funny is the first place.
He is funny sometimes…but not enough to make me laugh very loud…just a smile =)
Funny in the sense that, if you retell part of a good standup act to someone else, they laugh. It’s just… he makes a career of it and pretends it’s his material.
No..no, I don’t remember that time. And please don’t try and remind me, either.
The jokes that were stolen from Lewis C.K. were funny, but not coming from Dane Cook’s mouth.
Yeah, Dane cook has nothing on Mitch Hedburg and Demetri Martin
Sorry dude, after my room mate played youtube videos and quoted you 1,000,000,000 (that’s a billion) times, you’re just not funny anymore.
Mitch Hedberg ftw
<3 Mitch Hedberg
I think Jim Gaffigan’s pretty hilarious too, in my opinion.
-cowers to avoid shooting-
(At least he’s funnier than Dane Cook. Which is not saying much.)
Hot Pocket!!!!
That man is the cake of my life… *serious nod*
No
watch Vicious Circle, which this pic is taken from…it’s hilarious! Plus, he’s hot as hell in his new movie
good thing people think he’s hot cuz goddess knows he has zero talent….
Or dont. Because he’s not funny. He’s not that attractive either, women just like guys with abs.
I’m going to add to the puddle of such comments and say: “When was that, exactly?”
…sigh…how did that guy ever make it to the big screen and become a stand-up? even carlos mencia is funnier than him…and that’s pathetic…nether guys are funny…Dane with his constant vagina jokes and Carlos with his constant racist jokes…
When was he ever funny?
Carlos Mencia is just as bad as he is, he even plagiarizes in his steps.
Nope, me either.
He was never funny.
No, I don’t remember that at all.
….uh no.
Are All Of You Serious???
How Can You Determine What Is Funny And What Is Not When You Use Words Like “Hai” And “Haz”.
Your Vocabulary Skills Are Minimal And You Think That You’re Funny.
None Of You Are Funny.
And Dane Cook Is One Of The Best Comedians Ever.
Are you serious?
How can you pretend to be a judge of other peoples’ intelligence when you use 3 question marks in the same question, and capitalize every single word?
I’d add more, but I prefer not to engage in a battle of wits with someone who is clearly unarmed.
Dude, I swear I saw that whole “I’d love to have a battle of wits, but you are appear to be unarmed” thing on a t-shirt @ Knott’s. No joke! Oh, and by saying that Squee can’t judge other people’s intelligence because of his/her grammar, just means that YOU are judging someone else’s intelligence!
He was inferring that Squee can’t judge others’ intelligence because of his/her lack of intelligence. But L can judge others’ intelligence because L is obviously not an idiot.
I’m sure Hitler was funny too, especially that bit bit when he blew his brains out.
Dane Cook is a *anker!
Your vocabulary skills are nonexistent and Dane Cook is not funny. I can haz cheezburger uses “hai” and “haz”. RoflRazzi does not.
nope
I think he’s funny.
In fact, it seemed like a lot of peopel did like him… then…. there came a time when it was ‘en vogue’ to not like him (specificlly, I think, when someone on TV made fun of him more than once.) And ever since then a ton of people seem to not like him all of the sudden….
hmm….
Some people I know were always like “omg he’s so cute and he’s so funny! I’m so in love with him!” and I tried to watch some of his shows, and I just don’t see the funny. I sit there wanting to hurt things. He’s not even that cute, quite frankly.
Fifty-first
YOU WERE NEVER FUNNY
funny,
i dont remember dane cook ever being funny
one of the worst stand-up comics out there.
…well Im gunna go against the popular vote and say I do think he’s funny. ….and cute.
No. No I don’t.
maybe if he moves around enough, people will think he’s funny!
He was SO funny – at the exact moment Mr. Brooks’ shovel decap’d him. THAT was funny…!
Yes. And only then.
no i don’t
Not that anyone’s reading this comment way down on the list of an old post, but…
Here’s the closest Dane Cook ever got to being funny, and it’s not even true…: http://www.theonion.com/content/news/dane_cook_parlays_new_burger_king
I sat through most of Vicious Circle. I went from feeling sorry for him for not being funny to actually thinking he sounded like an a**hole. He was joking about doing things that, if he actually did (which he probably did) would make him a bad person :-/
He’s a little funny. Not exactly laugh worthy, but a little smirk from time to time, maybe.
Poor Dane Cook
Dane Cook was funny? Did I blink and miss it?
nope. and i dont think i ever will.
he could be funny at times, but you pretty much had to be stoned to follow most of it and get any real laughs. that being said, yeah i guess he really wasn’t that funny after all.
He was only funny in the Burger King thing.(:
only a couple of his jokes were funny….
No? Yeah, me either…
yea he has never been funny i think
No i dont infact remember him EVER being funny
i swear. you people are crazy.
he is sooooo funny!!!!!!
i love him!!!!
he’s the best comedian ever!!
unless joe jonas was a comedian… then he’d be 2nd best.
well that sure proves something.
Dude, towards the top where The L was responding to Squee, I swear I saw that whole “I’d love to have a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed” thing on a t-shirt @ Knott’s. No joke!
Oh and I totally agree with danielle. He is hilarious! And don’t be all mad and judgemental because I think he is funny. To each his(or her) own opinion. <3
George Carlin, Eddie Izzard and Jeff Dunham ftw.
no i don’t remember that. it never actually happened.
who is this guy, anyway?
No. I don’t remember him ever being funny.
Well, I think he’s funny. Funny enough, anyways. I like his stuff, and I think he’s cute. I mean, I do love Mitch and goodness what’s that guys name…Martin! Demetri Martin, their material is more my style, this guy is just much more mainstream. Like Jeff Dunham (whom I also love by the way.) I think he’s funny, everyone has their own opinion of what is funny/attractive. I think Dane Cook is both.