taxidermy FAIL
taxidermy FAIL
(Keith Richards)
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First!
Just say no to drugs, kids
no! with the right drugs, you can live forever. keith knows how, but he ain’t tellin’!
Lemme guess, he’s actually 22 this year?
his secret: sniff ur dad’s ashes
No, no. You got it all wrong, son. Snort your dad’s ashes, sniffing them will just make you sneeze.
Just say no to stupid things that you think make you special.
Taxidermy fail, but phylactery WIN!
alcoholic pickle WIN!
I do not think that word means what you think it does.
Aren’t phylactery those little boxes Jewish man wear that contain scripture? I’d say that joke crashed and burned.
Ah, not a D&D player. In D&D, a phylactery is what a lich (a powerful undead) hides his life-force in. To kill the lich, you have to destroy the phylactery.
Now look at that face, and tell me he’s not undead….
D&D?? Not something you should admit to.
Sad…. Very Sad!!
D&D is awesome, Sara. You’re obviously just a loser.
If alcohol preserves you, he will live forever.
I always said that he died years ago and forgot to fall down.
I don’t care if he’s a Rolling Stone, that dude is seriously butt-ugly.
My theory is that he died somewhere around 1971, but won’t fall down until the accumulated drugs in his system wear off.
No kidding.
So is Jagger–butt ugly. Charlie Watts is the only one who of the group who looks human.
thats DISGUSTING. kids…this is what happens when u let urself go….*gags*
Still…old Keith has survived playing guitar. It ain’t easy to even make a basic living as any kind of musician. (I don’t know about looks but Charlie Watts is the most civilized of the Stones.)
No . . . Bill Wyman is. He just got out while it was still true. Read his bio, “A Stone Alone”. Opened a restaurant and art gallery (same establishment). Quite literate, too.
I did read Wyman’s book. He spent most of it bragging about all the women he had while on tour. (Recall the toothpaste technique of one hooker?) At least Charlie didn’t cheat on his wife.
And of course, then Wyman married someone one third his age while his kid married her mother, making his son his step father. It’s only rock-n-roll.
B.W., the oldest of them, got out while he could still walk.
(Don’t hate me I’m just jealous because I can’t make a living playing solid, simple drum lines like ol’ Charlie.)
urgh … *puke*
oh … now i realy feal better. nice pic for a anti-alcohol/drug campaign.
People must understand one thing about The Rolling Stones…
Even though they are over 60, and they all have one foot in the grave, and they kind of look like half decayed corpses and they are still play music like they did 30-40 years ago…
What else would they be doing? What else do they know how to do?
Walmart is always looking for new greeters
Could you imagine that face greeting you at Walmart?
*shudders*
“Welcome to Walmart. Get your crap and get the hell out!”
Why won’t they hire me? I’m nowhere nearly that ugly and I can pass a drug screen. (Although I think most places should require drug use to endure their working conditions.)
Right now, it’s kinda hard to reply because I’m still laughing my ass off XD. That was totally BRILLANT!
nonono- rubber bands and formaldehyde!!!
the one person i would recommend botox for..
No, no, no ….
EMBALMING FAIL !!!!!!
The cure to all diseases known to man are somewhere within Keith!
Mick is the f-ing awesomeness’s!
See, there’s hope for living immortality for Winehouse.
this is your keith on drugs…