Comments on: taxidermy FAIL http://roflrazzi.com/2008/10/14/keith-richards-taxidermy-fail/ Lol Celebrities and All That's Famous, Fab and Funny. Your favorite actors and actresses in a funny new light! Sat, 20 Mar 2010 12:11:32 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: solo piano http://roflrazzi.com/2008/10/14/keith-richards-taxidermy-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-76264 solo piano Sun, 08 Nov 2009 01:34:16 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=2265#comment-76264 this is your keith on drugs... this is your keith on drugs…

]]> By: Saint http://roflrazzi.com/2008/10/14/keith-richards-taxidermy-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-74283 Saint Fri, 30 Oct 2009 15:47:40 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=2265#comment-74283 D&D is awesome, Sara. You're obviously just a loser. D&D is awesome, Sara. You’re obviously just a loser.

]]> By: Malexhe http://roflrazzi.com/2008/10/14/keith-richards-taxidermy-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-53740 Malexhe Mon, 20 Jul 2009 05:34:32 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=2265#comment-53740 No, no. You got it all wrong, son. Snort your dad's ashes, sniffing them will just make you sneeze. No, no. You got it all wrong, son. Snort your dad’s ashes, sniffing them will just make you sneeze.

]]> By: hyenaoverlord http://roflrazzi.com/2008/10/14/keith-richards-taxidermy-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-10680 hyenaoverlord Thu, 04 Dec 2008 20:54:20 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=2265#comment-10680 See, there's hope for living immortality for Winehouse. See, there’s hope for living immortality for Winehouse.

]]> By: Chelsea Leigh Scott http://roflrazzi.com/2008/10/14/keith-richards-taxidermy-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-6511 Chelsea Leigh Scott Fri, 07 Nov 2008 05:11:19 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=2265#comment-6511 Mick is the f-ing awesomeness's! Mick is the f-ing awesomeness’s!

]]> By: Sara http://roflrazzi.com/2008/10/14/keith-richards-taxidermy-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-4129 Sara Fri, 17 Oct 2008 13:50:10 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=2265#comment-4129 The cure to all diseases known to man are somewhere within Keith! The cure to all diseases known to man are somewhere within Keith!

]]> By: Sara http://roflrazzi.com/2008/10/14/keith-richards-taxidermy-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-4128 Sara Fri, 17 Oct 2008 13:45:23 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=2265#comment-4128 D&D?? Not something you should admit to. Sad.... Very Sad!! D&D?? Not something you should admit to.
Sad…. Very Sad!!

]]> By: Stardrake http://roflrazzi.com/2008/10/14/keith-richards-taxidermy-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-3964 Stardrake Thu, 16 Oct 2008 02:23:14 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=2265#comment-3964 Ah, not a D&D player. In D&D, a phylactery is what a lich (a powerful undead) hides his life-force in. To kill the lich, you have to destroy the phylactery. Now look at that face, and tell me he's not undead.... Ah, not a D&D player. In D&D, a phylactery is what a lich (a powerful undead) hides his life-force in. To kill the lich, you have to destroy the phylactery.

Now look at that face, and tell me he’s not undead….

]]> By: stevie w http://roflrazzi.com/2008/10/14/keith-richards-taxidermy-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-3949 stevie w Thu, 16 Oct 2008 00:39:40 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=2265#comment-3949 No, no, no .... EMBALMING FAIL !!!!!! No, no, no ….

EMBALMING FAIL !!!!!!

]]> By: shortperson http://roflrazzi.com/2008/10/14/keith-richards-taxidermy-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-3929 shortperson Wed, 15 Oct 2008 22:48:24 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=2265#comment-3929 the one person i would recommend botox for.. the one person i would recommend botox for..

]]> By: Schmoe http://roflrazzi.com/2008/10/14/keith-richards-taxidermy-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-3903 Schmoe Wed, 15 Oct 2008 21:50:29 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=2265#comment-3903 Why won't they hire me? I'm nowhere nearly that ugly and I can pass a drug screen. (Although I think most places should require drug use to endure their working conditions.) Why won’t they hire me? I’m nowhere nearly that ugly and I can pass a drug screen. (Although I think most places should require drug use to endure their working conditions.)

]]> By: Schmoe http://roflrazzi.com/2008/10/14/keith-richards-taxidermy-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-3901 Schmoe Wed, 15 Oct 2008 21:48:18 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=2265#comment-3901 I did read Wyman's book. He spent most of it bragging about all the women he had while on tour. (Recall the toothpaste technique of one hooker?) At least Charlie didn't cheat on his wife. And of course, then Wyman married someone one third his age while his kid married her mother, making his son his step father. It's only rock-n-roll. B.W., the oldest of them, got out while he could still walk. (Don't hate me I'm just jealous because I can't make a living playing solid, simple drum lines like ol' Charlie.) I did read Wyman’s book. He spent most of it bragging about all the women he had while on tour. (Recall the toothpaste technique of one hooker?) At least Charlie didn’t cheat on his wife.
And of course, then Wyman married someone one third his age while his kid married her mother, making his son his step father. It’s only rock-n-roll.
B.W., the oldest of them, got out while he could still walk.
(Don’t hate me I’m just jealous because I can’t make a living playing solid, simple drum lines like ol’ Charlie.)

]]> By: SavvyCat http://roflrazzi.com/2008/10/14/keith-richards-taxidermy-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-3882 SavvyCat Wed, 15 Oct 2008 20:50:59 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=2265#comment-3882 Just say no to stupid things that you think make you special. Just say no to stupid things that you think make you special.

]]> By: Kupkake http://roflrazzi.com/2008/10/14/keith-richards-taxidermy-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-3875 Kupkake Wed, 15 Oct 2008 20:39:39 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=2265#comment-3875 nonono- rubber bands and formaldehyde!!! nonono- rubber bands and formaldehyde!!!

]]> By: KC http://roflrazzi.com/2008/10/14/keith-richards-taxidermy-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-3843 KC Wed, 15 Oct 2008 17:56:50 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=2265#comment-3843 Could you imagine that face greeting you at Walmart? *shudders* "Welcome to Walmart. Get your crap and get the hell out!" Could you imagine that face greeting you at Walmart?

*shudders*

“Welcome to Walmart. Get your crap and get the hell out!”

]]> By: Banana http://roflrazzi.com/2008/10/14/keith-richards-taxidermy-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-3842 Banana Wed, 15 Oct 2008 17:56:37 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=2265#comment-3842 Aren't phylactery those little boxes Jewish man wear that contain scripture? I'd say that joke crashed and burned. Aren’t phylactery those little boxes Jewish man wear that contain scripture? I’d say that joke crashed and burned.

]]> By: KC http://roflrazzi.com/2008/10/14/keith-richards-taxidermy-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-3841 KC Wed, 15 Oct 2008 17:55:27 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=2265#comment-3841 No kidding. No kidding.

]]> By: Tessie http://roflrazzi.com/2008/10/14/keith-richards-taxidermy-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-3828 Tessie Wed, 15 Oct 2008 16:49:39 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=2265#comment-3828 My theory is that he died somewhere around 1971, but won't fall down until the accumulated drugs in his system wear off. My theory is that he died somewhere around 1971, but won’t fall down until the accumulated drugs in his system wear off.

]]> By: reptww http://roflrazzi.com/2008/10/14/keith-richards-taxidermy-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-3805 reptww Wed, 15 Oct 2008 14:56:28 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=2265#comment-3805 his secret: sniff ur dad's ashes his secret: sniff ur dad’s ashes

]]> By: Tempestates http://roflrazzi.com/2008/10/14/keith-richards-taxidermy-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-3794 Tempestates Wed, 15 Oct 2008 13:40:47 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=2265#comment-3794 Right now, it's kinda hard to reply because I'm still laughing my ass off XD. That was totally BRILLANT! Right now, it’s kinda hard to reply because I’m still laughing my ass off XD. That was totally BRILLANT!

]]> By: x-bert http://roflrazzi.com/2008/10/14/keith-richards-taxidermy-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-3789 x-bert Wed, 15 Oct 2008 12:44:36 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=2265#comment-3789 Walmart is always looking for new greeters Walmart is always looking for new greeters

]]> By: lora_vine http://roflrazzi.com/2008/10/14/keith-richards-taxidermy-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-3780 lora_vine Wed, 15 Oct 2008 10:31:03 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=2265#comment-3780 People must understand one thing about The Rolling Stones... Even though they are over 60, and they all have one foot in the grave, and they kind of look like half decayed corpses and they are still play music like they did 30-40 years ago... What else would they be doing? What else do they know how to do? People must understand one thing about The Rolling Stones…

Even though they are over 60, and they all have one foot in the grave, and they kind of look like half decayed corpses and they are still play music like they did 30-40 years ago…

What else would they be doing? What else do they know how to do?

]]> By: yen http://roflrazzi.com/2008/10/14/keith-richards-taxidermy-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-3778 yen Wed, 15 Oct 2008 08:49:38 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=2265#comment-3778 Lemme guess, he's actually 22 this year? Lemme guess, he’s actually 22 this year?

]]> By: someone http://roflrazzi.com/2008/10/14/keith-richards-taxidermy-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-3774 someone Wed, 15 Oct 2008 07:56:18 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=2265#comment-3774 urgh ... *puke* oh ... now i realy feal better. nice pic for a anti-alcohol/drug campaign. urgh … *puke*

oh … now i realy feal better. nice pic for a anti-alcohol/drug campaign.

]]> By: ryszard http://roflrazzi.com/2008/10/14/keith-richards-taxidermy-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-3764 ryszard Wed, 15 Oct 2008 05:58:26 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=2265#comment-3764 No . . . Bill Wyman is. He just got out while it was still true. Read his bio, "A Stone Alone". Opened a restaurant and art gallery (same establishment). Quite literate, too. No . . . Bill Wyman is. He just got out while it was still true. Read his bio, “A Stone Alone”. Opened a restaurant and art gallery (same establishment). Quite literate, too.

]]> By: ryszard http://roflrazzi.com/2008/10/14/keith-richards-taxidermy-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-3763 ryszard Wed, 15 Oct 2008 05:56:43 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=2265#comment-3763 I do not think that word means what you think it does. I do not think that word means what you think it does.

]]> By: brewski http://roflrazzi.com/2008/10/14/keith-richards-taxidermy-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-3759 brewski Wed, 15 Oct 2008 05:24:09 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=2265#comment-3759 no! with the right drugs, you can live forever. keith knows how, but he ain't tellin'! no! with the right drugs, you can live forever. keith knows how, but he ain’t tellin’!

]]> By: Schmoe http://roflrazzi.com/2008/10/14/keith-richards-taxidermy-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-3743 Schmoe Wed, 15 Oct 2008 02:07:06 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=2265#comment-3743 Still...old Keith has survived playing guitar. It ain't easy to even make a basic living as any kind of musician. (I don't know about looks but Charlie Watts is the most civilized of the Stones.) Still…old Keith has survived playing guitar. It ain’t easy to even make a basic living as any kind of musician. (I don’t know about looks but Charlie Watts is the most civilized of the Stones.)

]]> By: dana http://roflrazzi.com/2008/10/14/keith-richards-taxidermy-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-3729 dana Wed, 15 Oct 2008 00:32:26 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=2265#comment-3729 thats DISGUSTING. kids...this is what happens when u let urself go....*gags* thats DISGUSTING. kids…this is what happens when u let urself go….*gags*

]]> By: spirit dancer http://roflrazzi.com/2008/10/14/keith-richards-taxidermy-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-3703 spirit dancer Tue, 14 Oct 2008 23:04:54 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=2265#comment-3703 So is Jagger--butt ugly. Charlie Watts is the only one who of the group who looks human. So is Jagger–butt ugly. Charlie Watts is the only one who of the group who looks human.

]]> By: KC http://roflrazzi.com/2008/10/14/keith-richards-taxidermy-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-3696 KC Tue, 14 Oct 2008 22:25:53 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=2265#comment-3696 I always said that he died years ago and forgot to fall down. I don't care if he's a Rolling Stone, that dude is seriously butt-ugly. I always said that he died years ago and forgot to fall down.

I don’t care if he’s a Rolling Stone, that dude is seriously butt-ugly.

]]> By: lolbukkit http://roflrazzi.com/2008/10/14/keith-richards-taxidermy-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-3692 lolbukkit Tue, 14 Oct 2008 22:10:15 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=2265#comment-3692 If alcohol preserves you, he will live forever. If alcohol preserves you, he will live forever.

]]> By: agree http://roflrazzi.com/2008/10/14/keith-richards-taxidermy-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-3691 agree Tue, 14 Oct 2008 21:55:43 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=2265#comment-3691 alcoholic pickle WIN! alcoholic pickle WIN!

]]> By: Stardrake http://roflrazzi.com/2008/10/14/keith-richards-taxidermy-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-3684 Stardrake Tue, 14 Oct 2008 21:26:11 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=2265#comment-3684 Taxidermy fail, but phylactery WIN! Taxidermy fail, but phylactery WIN!

]]> By: Matrix http://roflrazzi.com/2008/10/14/keith-richards-taxidermy-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-3681 Matrix Tue, 14 Oct 2008 21:21:51 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=2265#comment-3681 First! Just say no to drugs, kids First!
Just say no to drugs, kids

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