PIES
PIES
Eat some more, please
(Keira Knightley)
Keira doesn’t want more cleavage, thanks (via BestWeekEver.tv)
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I’m sorry.. but has ANYONE here EVER seen a SINGLE caption of a fat person, with a caption saying:
“McDonalds,
Eat less of it please”
?
No, I didn’t think so.
this might be because there isn´t a lot of fat celebs.
and i have to say that keira is to skinny. its already disgusting tbh.
she’s skinny yes, but still gorgeous nonetheless…
i agree all the skinny celebs get picked on, even when they aren’t grossly anorexic.
fast metabolisms, you’ve got to love em =)
There’s no way in heaven or earth that she’s that thin because of fast metabolism. There is no possible way, unless she simply doesn’t eat. I almost died watching Atonement because she was so disgustingly thin. She needs someone to sit her down and give her real food. And as for the film studios who want their actresses to look like this, they ought to be run out of town and replaced with people who understand and appreciate what a woman’s body should look like.
Her bones aren’t sticking through her skin, so she looks healthy enough to me.
I know girls who eat like horses and are this skinny.
Yeah, fast metabolism, naturally lanky.
You can’t see her shoulder blades from this angle nor can you properly see her thighs/knees width ration which would usually indicate the lack of body fat. Also, if she works out the muscle tone would compensate for the lack of natural and healthy body fat so she’ll look lithe and in good shape, which will be a illusion.
Either way, I still wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating crackers (or not eating them in this case…)
I must be a figment of someone’s imagination then, because my metabolism hasn’t been as fast as it is now since i was twelve. Nothing otherwise abnormal in my medical file, but for some reason, i currently have to eat about 3600 calories a day to *maintain* my weight (6′2″, 206 lbs) and i can easily consume up to 7500 calories in a day with no adverse effect. A girl i dated when i was in college had the same sort of build as Ms. Knightley in spite of the fact that between the two of us we could easily kill three large, well-topped pizzas in about an hour and in the 16 years since that time, she has only gained (by my estimate) about ten pounds (5′2″ and now probably about 114 lbs and still a bit small about the chest)
I’m sure you’re really a great guy and all, but right now… I HATE YOU. HATE YOU SO MUCH.
Ahem.
i understand completely.
same here
Yes, it’s possible for a fast metabolism to make someone that thin. A friend of mine is 5′7″ and eats almost non-stop (even gets up in the middle of the night to snack) in an effort to keep her weight above 100 pounds. Although people assume she’s anorexic, there’s nothing wrong with her health – she’s not starving herself, she’s not using drugs, she’s not overexercising, that’s just her metabolism, and she makes Keira Knightly look like a blimp.
Ok, unless you are using hyperbole, that is a classic case of hyperthyroidism. My cousin has it. Forced her to quit playing soccer because she just couldn’t keep her weight up. Now she’s on meds and playing golf. :/
Except that metabolism gets slower as the years go by, not the other way around. Sure she was a skinny girl when she did Bend it like Beckham, but now she’s a skeleton when she actually should’ve rounded up.
I was as thin as she was before I started working out, and I ate McDonalds 4 days a week for 3 years. YES way high metabolism can do that for you.
So, you also puked up your food 3X a day, right? Fast metabolism my a$$. KK is a finger sucker, plain and simple. Buy the girl a sammich, make her eat it and then make her sit down with you for an hour.
okay that was totally offensive. sure, KK may be bulimic, she may be anorexic, she might struggle with an eating disorder for the rest of her life (god I hope not) but that is no way to cure an eating disorder.
Just here to say that I know girls who are thinner than her, even a great deal thinner than her, quite naturally. I know for a fact that none of them are eating disordered — what’s to say Keira is? She’s absolutely beautiful, something to aspire to.
I don’t think this woman is physically able to actually CLOSE her lips.
She looks disgusting.
Hair?
Pies, that is.
Seriously, she looks malnourished. Give her some pies, cake, and a few sticks of butter. Maybe then she’ll look human.
Or Paula Dean
well, she’s definitely not the worst. at least her face looks healthy and her eyes aren’t all sunken like some other actresses. personally, i think she just looks muscular instead of too thin.
I don’t think she’s worried about “sunken” eyes, with her raccoon make up! Smokey eye make up is one thing, but it looks like she ground charcoal nuggets into her sockets.
You misspelt penis.
It took me a second to realize how this related to the caption, if at all…then I LOLed.
Hahaha good one.
she actually look pretty healthy in this picture. she obviously has some muscle mass and tone, and you can’t see her bones.
Well, I say she looks great. It’s the itty bitty titties that make you all say she’s too thin, bastards
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Yes. Actually, in that picture her build looks a lot like mine… and I’m not anorexic by any measure. -_-
yeah it is, i’ve got a case of the flatsie patsies and when you’re already athletic and lean it makes you appear smaller…
So really, the caption should have been “Tits: get some bigger ones”
body like a schoolboy = EPIC FAIL
I actually think she looks relatively healthy here. She’s just small by nature. Got really lucky I guess. And she’s small “on top”, so people automatically assume she doesn’t eat. But some people are just made that way.
I have seen pictures of her where she appears “too thin”, but she looks fine here. I honestly don’t really see why people care that much though.
Why can’t this woman CLOSE HER MOUTH?
wait maybe that’s why she doesn’t eat – all the food falls out because she can’t close her mouth.
But I bet that’s why she always bares her teeth, this way she can still catch the food as it’s falling out!
You have a great point there. I think you may be right.
God, this is discusting…
whatever. she looks good and all of you are just jealous fatties.
You’re right. I am a jealous fattie. I will go hang my head in shame now. in SHAME, I say!
I want to kiss your *pies*, your lovely, wet *pies*.
I don’t know, it makes the movie, Atonement, much less appetizing.
This skinny dude is just ugly.
Ok, this is not her natural body. It’s not her metabolism.
Clicky on the name. Where the hell did those go?
The boobs are a lie…
It’s called a corset. I have small boobs but if you squish them and push most of them up, like they are in the picture you have there they look a lot bigger.
Except for the fact that if you look closely, you can CLEARLY see she has a little more ‘heft’ about her in that screen cap. Corsets don’t work the kind of miraculous insta-tit job you seem to be alluding to. I wear corsets regularly, and one has no more effect on the chesticles than a decent push-up bra would.
in spanish, pies means feet, so eat us those feet!
yum!
hehe in Dutch pies means piss… now that is nasty xD
Obviously missing the point. In the “entertainment industry” it doesn’t matter if you’re deathly thin. what matters is your revealing of skin. Cleavage sells everything from cosmetics to breast cancer campaigns. Tits manipulate.
But there are no tits there to do any manipulating!
Honestly, it is more that dress that makes her looks sickly, and not that she doesn’t have enough body fat. The “doesn’t quite qualify as a loin cloth” dresses never really make people look right. And as I am overweight and have a tendency to harshly judge most thin people as “too thin” that’s saying something.
Her arms don’t look like toothpicks, though. She’s a nice, fit girl. Just not a lot in the boob department.
Wah, women are too fat. Wah, women are too thin. WAH, WAH, WAH. If men paid as much attention to their own shortcomings as they do to what women look like, this world wouldn’t be in such a mess.
Ditto for you women who decided to join in the fun. You wouldn’t think it so damn funny if they were talking about you.
I dunno – I always felt it was the women bashing each other. I hardly know any guys that likes the really skinny broads. Most guys seem not to care too much about weight as such, as long as a girl isn’t either obese or so thin her bones are sticking out.
But for some reason us girls like to find faults with all women, ourselves included…
That said – the dress in this pic does make Keira look like she’s got the body of a young boy.
(Oh, and yes, men sure could pay more attention to their own shortcomings. You’re absolutely right about that.)
Only dogs like bones.
I do think it’s mostly the dress, but she could use a few extra pounds. Get this girl a cheeseburger.
The sad part is, it’s not the fact that men have changed what they want. The average man wants boobs, ass, obvious naughty bits, and a decent personality. Women, on the other hand, used to want to be pale and fat, and now they all want to be skinny and tan. Weird. Personally, I’m perfectly happy with my so-called fat body.
Man I love her.
i think she’s beautiful just the way she is
Did anyone think that maybe she is naturally skinny?
Some people can’t gain weight.
Anti skinny is just as bad as anti fat.
Hear, hear, Sorsha. <3
I like em skinny. Keep it up Miss Knightley.
pies; shut the hole yours go in
I’m sorry, but she works out more than most people do and maintains a healthy figure. She’s got guns and abs. She also eats junk food. Her doctor told her she’s completely healthy. It’s in interviews; do your research, idiots.
Ok… this is kinda sick… come on darling PUT SOMETHING IN THAT MOUTH! you are gonna die!
Lul….. shes so dead…
Her looks are not a problem. Her terrible acting is. Let’s stop judging actresses on their looks and start judging them on talent, people. After all, why the hell should I care if she has a fast metabolism/doesn’t eat enough/likes long walks on the beach?
ugly dress i just gotta say.
All i can see are eyebrows tbh
/agree
and then come over to my place undressed.
Her dress matches her hair. I thought eyebrows should match hair???