FACT:
FACT: closing your eyes does not make you sing better
(Miley Cyrus)
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Fact: Closing your eyes does make it easier to take your underwear modle boyfriends steamy load to the face
Is an underwear modle like an underwear gnome?
Hey! What’s Step Two?
Instead of shit say poo…
lol it was too early in the morning when i wrote it- sad part was i TOTALLY put in time into thinking which was the right modle/model to use hah.
Looks like an O face to me.
insert hotdog
I was thinking the same thing along that line.
Fail.
O-face!
Perhaps it makes the audience look better?
FACT: We, unfortunately, can still see you
FACT: I have never regretted not being born def, until you came ’round.
Lol- she looks like a pr0n star.
I think she IS a porn star
Spelling of “porn”, aimed at Emilah — FAIL.
Knowing that Skanky Cyrus really is a porn star: WIN!
little knowledge of “leetspeak”, aimed at emygirl –FAIL
Just don’t tell her dad’s heart…. his achy breaky heart..
Yea, but i mean come on. She’s related to the King of the Mullet. Wouldn’t you do everything in your power to overshadow that horrible truth
lets all face the truth…. MULLETS ARE DISGUSTING!!!
Miley isn’t a porn star! She’s singing for gods sake!
Yes.. she’s singing.. if singing nowadays counts as making a similar noise to a small child having its teddy bear taken away.
lmfao!!! you are sooo right!
Trufax. xD
icky
Another Disney prostitot prepares for her career in soft core porn.
Have any of them actually graduated to soft-core porn? Don’t get me wrong, I wouldn’t surprised, but I’m just curious if say, Hilary Duff suddenly decided “You know what would be a really good idea? If I decided to show the world my tits!”
And as for La Lohan, don’t start with her.
It doesn’t count if you’re already a trampish tart that gets her jollies from flashing her crotch to the tabs.
that vanessa chick showed her bush….hairy bush it is.
probably shaved by now.
and about miley-O
read an article about some dude going to jail cause he hacked in to her email and posted her private pics of her in a wet shirt sitting on her bf’s lap
LOL u got the story wrong…those were two different pics…..
Maybe closing her mouth would make her sound better.
WIN!
And maybe admitting she sucks at doing anything would get her a few REAL fans.
I swear this kids works me last nerve. I want her to die and take all her Hannah Montana crap with her.
From your lips to “Whatever Diety I need to pray to’s” ears.
Wanna go kill her??? PLEASE say yes…
Yes, I would want to go kill her. Let’s all jump into the seemingly unnoticeable black van and drive to her death!
YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!! I’ll bring the machine gun…
It’s a fact:
If you close ONE eye and strain your voice you can sing higher.
It’s a fact:
If somebody puts duct tape over Miley’s mouth, we won’t have to hear her sing.
It’s a fact:
Singing lessons couldn’t help this bitch.
= w =
actually my choir director would have us close our eyes while we sang sometimes.. cause apparently when one of the five senses shuts off the others work stronger.. so we could hear ourselves and each other better.. but miley is NOT a choir!!
LOL your choir teacher is a tard.
Fact – You are a tard.
The choirmaster was right in principle, but you need to run the sensory deprevation for at least 30 minutes to make it work beyond a placebo effect.
It does, however, keep you from seeing the audience’s reaction to your singing.
‘O’ face… ur doin it rite!
Singing actually sounding good — You’re doin it wrong.
Being a slut — You’re doin him right!
However, making that face+dating a grown underwear model DOES ensure your career as an adult once you’re too old to fool the kiddies. We all know that underwear models who have slept with 49038674 women go out with young things with mile-y long legs and too-lenient parents because they love thier personalities, brains, and wholesome morals. *that didn’t sound vindictive at all*
rofl..not one bit vinditive
I think she came.
Fact: having two personas teaches kids that being bi-polar is ‘in’
that is so true no talent
you’re all just annoyed cause she made a truck load more money than all of you put together! LMAO!
You sir are a tool! Please leave the forum promptly! As for No Talent Cyrus
Graduation to Soft Core porn starts in .. 3..2..1..
once again, you’re just jealous!
umm, also maybe you should think twice before you assume someone’s gender, goes to show you’re wrong even in the first two word’s of your statement. LMAO!
umm jealous of what?
what would i be jealous of miley for? tell me so i could prove you wrong..
Die in a fire! LMAO!
first of all, i am annoyed because she doesn’t deserve any of that money. the people who go and work their butts off for 8+ hours and get minimum wage deserve that money.
second of all, when your voice sounds as nasal-y as hers, then yeah, you’re a horrible singer. just like half the chick singers in the world.
when she gets some real talent, let me know.
soo…you’re saying that she actually HAS talent????
…maybe you need to purchase a new pair of head phones MA’AM
Fact: putting on a blond wig also does not make you sing better
Fact: one person filing tax forms for two different names, does not make you have talent. it just means you have a multiple personality disorder.
i hate Miley Cyrus like i hated the wiggles. when i was 10 i wanted to shoot the wiggles with an ak47. ugh
lol i think Miley has a multiple personality, and who thought one of her personalitys would be so famous for no reason lol
lol the wiggles name makes me laugh.
THE SEVEN THINGS I HATE ABOUT MILEY
HER FACE
HER VOICE
HER CLOTHES
HER SHOW
HER SONGS HEY THEY SUCK!
I COULD GO ON AND ON!
AND THE REASON WHY I HATE THE THINGS THAT SHE DOES……………
why not?
AND THE REASON WHY I HATE THE THINGS THAT SHE DOES……… because she’s a sluuuuut! (8) yeah!
so true, this made my day even better than it was!
is it just me, or does Disney know how to pick talentless sluts, Miley, Vanessa, Jamie Lynn and Jonas Brothers and alot more…
Thats mean!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mean, but true. Oh so true.
Miley= EPIC FAIL
wow…….thier are some sadistic people in this room. i mean i dont like miley cyris at all either (i listen to metal for goodness sakes) but come on ak-47’s and vans of death? take your pills people. : /
i dissagree. i say that we kill the zombies before they reproduce
is miley a zombie? … it would explain the no talent.
fact: shes looks like her bf is giving it to her good XD
Closing your eyes like this doesn’t make you sing better but clearly makes guys believe you give good head.
ok now..
put it in NOW…
b4 my dad comes home x]
i hate her!!!!
CLIMAX!
No…It just makes you look like a total twit.
in this case, it might be true.