It would be more impressive…
It would be more impressive if they could bring themselves to touch your face
(Hugh Hefner)
Hef goes as himself for Halloween (via BestWeekEver)
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Money can’t buy me love…
but it can buy you “this close” to love… see?
Jesus, when will this mummy die already?
Why do you care? Did he steal your gf or something
Oh, that’s so cute. You’re under the impression that he wants them to.
Seriously, for 40 years he’s been hiring women to live with him and to tell everyone what a stud he is and to spread stories about his tomcatting, when for 40 years he’s been living a lie. Ask the boys down on Santa Monica Blvd. how interested he is in girls.
Yes indeed… you make a good point
Wow…. nice one troll. Every thing he’s done for the past forty years… the magazine of airbrushed, so perfect it makes you sick women, the wives, the children, the several girlfriends at any given time, some of whom HAVE leaked salacious details about life with Hef… it’s all a lie and he’s just another pole smoker. How many times were you dropped on your head as a child, because it was obviously one too many. Calling out Hef for being gay is as pretty big claim, little man. Show us some evidence that’s more substantial than some stupid message baord full of bored teenagers screaming “ZOMG HE GAAAAAAY!” and then maybe we’ll talk.
baord=bored… I type too fast and use the wrong word and then don’t even spell it right, go me.
Or not… it IS board…. I’ll stop now.
You ever heard of “acting”? Hefner comes from a time in which you got your butt kicked even more than you would now if it came out you were gay. Does it really matter? Is your own personal sexuality riding on the outcome of this little theory or something?
“In 1971, he acknowledged that he experimented in bisexuality.” -”Faces of the Week.” BBC News. May 26, 2006
Happy yet?
OK, ladies.
Coffee break is over.
Time to go back to kissing Keith Richards.
It’d be even more impressive if they weren’t forty year-old plastic surgery junkies.
Elaborate… you mean they should be 22 year old smoking hot and natural or is this a feminist thing saying they should be ugly?
It’s a feminist thing to say women should be ugly?
Yup, that and drinking more beer than any man. That about sums it up.
Eh, good point. Comment retracted. What does drinking beer have to do with sexual equality?
*shrug* It’s a guy thing.
dylan..comment fail…not one is over 35
Chris, epic comment fail – you know who these people are.
Actually, I think one of them is approaching thirty five. She’s definitely in her thirties, it’s been mentioned on the show.
Yeah, and she’s married.
Shame. Because then they might actually know what they’re doing in bed. And wouldn’t settle for The Mummy.
He I would go for a 35 year old woman who know the ropes any day. Better than one of those 19 year olds who don’t want to do this or that because they’re not that kind of girl.
dylan..rebuttle fail..of course you dolt…and i wasnt counting hef moron.
Is a rebuttle where you counter-argue by bumping butts with the other person? Cause that sounds kinda fun.
dylan
bridgette is 35….(not over)
holly is 29
kendra is 23
next answer genius
I’m so buying Hugh Heffner’s mansion and everyone who lives there when he dies and I get a hundred billion million pounds xD
Who cares? That professional slime ball is responsible for more women being treated like pieces of meat than anybody since Eichmann.
Worse than Larry Flynt? I dunno, I think they run about neck-and-wattled-neck.
I agree with Schmoe. And when he does interviews or whatever, he always says “we do it in a tasteful way.” What is tasteful about degrading and exploiting women??!!! However, he is more “tasteful” than Larry Flint. He’s just terrible.
ewuh he’s ickyy and oldd
its this an ad for viagra… or jagermiester?
hugh is a whore and so are his “ladies.”