IRONY
IRONY
When hair won’t grow on your head.
(George “The Animal” Steele)
picture: pictureking. lol caption: jvdavan
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Oh my god. This is bad and wrong. It’s…badong. Someone get a ton of hot wax, stat!
NO WAX the Hairy beast! Send Him to pin and mount me! Au Natural!
That is even creepier than the picture. Thanks.
It’s not irony but a medical fact that the more hair you have on your body by the time you’re 30 years old, the less you will have on your head.
Actually, it is pretty ironic, in the Alanis Morisette sense of the word.
But yeah, my dad is living proof of that one. His head has a ring of hair around it, like a monk’s. Hardly anything on his scalp.
When I was little, he would lounge around the house in his underwear…his chest was “Is he wearing a sweater?” hairy.
The L,
The definition of irony is:
The use of words to express something different from and often opposite to their literal meaning.
An expression or utterance marked by a deliberate contrast between apparent and intended meaning.
A literary style employing such contrasts for humorous or rhetorical effect. See Synonyms at wit1.
Incongruity between what might be expected and what actually occurs: “Hyde noted the irony of Ireland’s copying the nation she most hated” (Richard Kain).
An occurrence, result, or circumstance notable for such incongruity. See Usage Note at ironic.
Yeah.
So, what you’re saying is, The L was correct: in the Alanis Morisette sense of the word, this IS ironic (given the fact that the ONLY example of irony in her song “Ironic” is, in fact, the title…)…
Pro Wrestler George “The Animal” Steele FTW! Mine!
Wasn’t this guy a former English Lit teacher at some California college? I remember hearing that when I was but a lad…
How come bullet heads never shave their eyebrows???
So they can use their eyebrows for what they are designed for. Keeping the rain out of their eyes and to raise their eybrows in suprise!
George “The Animal” Steele
no wai.
True Irony…this man was a college professor for an English department before going into professional wrestling.
OMFG that’s kinda weird akshully
More reason for him to ‘conquer” me. I need a conversationalist after all the animal grunting and “stuff”.
Having looked at his web site, thank goodness it wasn’t science… wall to wall Creation Museum. Ye Gods!
Actually, hw had a masters in Science and is in the Michigan Hall of Fame for being a High School Wrestling Coach
He played a perfect Tor Johnson in ED WOOD, too…
ummm photoshopped? yeah.
Actually…photoshopped…nope. That’s the way George looked in his prime. And he was a high school PE teacher…wrestling and football coach…not college.
ew
You can get transplants. Richard Simmons has pubes on his head.
Isn’t that sort of Afro then?
Reminds me of the time I was innocently chatting with a guy and he emailed me pics of himself. He was shiny bald on top of his head, had a full beard, was hairier than George “The Animal” Stelle, but had shaved his genitals and ass. I was scarred for life. This is why you shouldn’t let your teens go online unsupervised. *shivers*
I had a high school PE teacher who combed his chest hair. He must have combed it up because it was always sticking out of the neck of his shirt. Looked like he had a small animal in his shirt.
At least his pelt keeps him warm.
Ew