Chuck Norris does not know where you live…
Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
(Chuck Norris)
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Oo First!
I’m not afraid of Chuck Norris. There are better people to fear.
Name one!
Win.
All that needs to be said.
Pff! Chuck Norris eats buck shot to fortify his diet with lead.
Ooh, that was good.
Bruce Campbell. The crevice in his amazing chin is the earthquake Chuck Norris crawled out of.
sarah palin?
Silvio Berlusconi?
Michael Phelps
Basement Cat.
lol. win
Oh good. Welcome to Barrens chat…
I miss Barrens chat! *sob*
Just type /join Trade
Trade Channel, the new Barrens chat.
WOOF!
I luvs me some Chuck Norris!
I’ll probably die on one of those exercise machines he hawks.
A new Chuck joke. Nice
Chuck sucks. Period. The END.
Hmmmm, TiminBoston, shouldn’t be too many “Tims” in Boston…
A few cases of ammo, a sandwich and one extra sleeveless shirt… all set!
HIDE TIM! It’s more fun that way!
Internet captioner killed in Boston by Hollywood actor. Film at 11.
Win!
To hell with Chuck Norris. Not only is he irrelevant, he’s an anti-science, anti-intellectual punk jackass creationist who’s bosom buddies with Mike Goddamned Huckabee. Religious extremists FTL.
The best thing Chuck ever did was get killed by Bruce Lee in Return of the Dragon.
You win sir. So does Bruce Lee.
I do believe Chuck just roundhouse kicked the internet so hard, that you felt it, your mom felt it, and you both’ll be singing soprano for the rest of your life.
Your statements are now irrevelent.
Sopranos are better than altos like you
Basses like me beat both of you
you are probably a castrato.
Hey, nice.
Bet you’re proud that “you” and “you” both rhyme.
Keep dissing altos, and Chuck Norris will be the least of your worries. We can be pretty vicious. Unlike sopranos, we don’t have resonators where our brains should be.
Fail. Bruce Lee killed Chuck Norris in Way of the Dragon. But i do agree that bruce outwins chuck by light years
That was just a movie and you don’t know chuck norris nor does he know you,so all you chuck norris haters all ya’ll a retarded for talking bad about someone who lives a great life and your life is makeing fun of other poepe’s lives because you don’t have a life!
Man named Nick dies of roundhouse kick related death.
CHUCK NORRIS = NO LONGER FUNNY.
Get over it people.
Actually, I’ve met Mr. Norris; I took a karate seminar from him. He’s really a very nice person.
So in other words, you still don’t know karate?
Chuck Norris sucks when it comes to martial arts.
Wow. The Internet sure is good at beating a dead horse.
Chuck Norris “jokes” are not, never have been, and never will be funny.
Someone needs to move this pic over to FAIL Blog.
Just because you don’t find something funny doesn’t mean other people don’t. Let’s suppose I like Dr. Pepper, which I do; that does not mean you do. Someone needs to move you over to Fail Blog.
You know what I hear?
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Chuck Norris’s computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay’s potato chip.
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything
around you.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the
element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
heres another chuck norris joke
There are 2 kinds of ppl in this world:
ppl who are chuck norris,
and ppl who are going to die.
i always have five dollars
he is a big fatto liar about the ctrl button
i should be payed 99 cents everytime i listen to a song
OF COURSE I CAN SNEEZE WITH MY EYES OPEN ITS JUST FUN NOT TOO
i can eat one potato chip, it just uses up all the willpower that i need for the rest of the year
chuck norris’s space is his space, and he belongs in space, right on the moon
element of surprise eh? how bout….. another one?
i can kill chuck norris with a 2 stones and a bird
FAIL
Yep, fail.
@ SC and Spiral: this is not inaccurate
‘Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the
element of surprise’
I like that one, very funny.
Chuck Norris does not know how to pick politicians.
Chuck and Huck = Fail.
YOU FAIL, FOOL!
Chuck wanted to see if his influence could actually cause Huck to come close to winning, but Huck was so horrible it couldn’t. Also had something to do with the pwnage that is Obama.
old jokes are old
Lame jokes are lame!
Funny jokes aren’t funny.
Oh, wait… they are…
Haha! Awesome
If you don’t like Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris jokes it means that you do not like life.
no
It means you enjoy it more without stupid jokes that got old after a day
iPhone wins
When the nerd guy gets angry he turns into the hulk
When the hulk gets angry he turns into Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris gets angry he is still very very polite to his iPhone
the man has more hair on his upper lip than I have on my head. Of course he’s younger than I am, too.
Am I in the Barrens?
Yes you are WELCOME BACK TO HELL where the kodos roam and chuck will be the only thing heard about >:D
I enjoy Chuck Norris jokes as much as anyone does, but seriously that joke could have had any Chuck Norris pic behind it. The joke has nothing to do with the picture except that it is Chuck Norris. I was expecting something a bit more clever like, “Chuck Norris… protecting our right to ‘bare’ arms.” Whatev.
Chuch NORRIS FTW
Epic win
why does everyone bum over chuck norris ?
Fact:
Chuck Norris killed Bruce Lee.
Bruce may have won the fight…
…but look where they are now!
There is nothing good about Chuck Norris. He can’t even beat up an old lady.
You don’t mock Chuck Norris!
You’ll pay in LIFE.
I completely agree!
NOT!
Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris you’re screwed!
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn’t stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK’s head exploded out of sheer amazement.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life there.
A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris’ shoe. Chuck replied, “Don’t you know who I am? I’m Chuck Norris!” The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
All I can say is:
Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
Chuck Norris can believe it’s not butter.
Chuck Norris once ate death. alive.
Stewie Griffin could beat Chuck Norris any day!!!
Chuck Norris has a fist under his chin… Just waiting.
chuckie cheese!
ENOUGH with chuck norris!!!
chuck norris is overated and boring
Everyone in the world that has ever spoken ill of chuck norris will die in 2012. Just saying!