Still more talented than the Jonas Bros.
Still more talented than the Jonas Bros.
(Alvin and The Chipmunks)
The Jonas Brother are set to make a movie (via BestWeekEver.tv)
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The Jonas Brothers rock!Your just jealous that millions of girls fancy them . ha
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahah, yes, of course that’s it!
Looks like Emma has fallen prey to the Disney Marketing Machine.
such a sad day.
FYI emma, my girlfriend hates them too.
Yes but I’m just guessing she’s not a teenager is she?
I’m a teenager.
Can’t stand ‘em.
And that whole Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana thing my twelve-year-old cousin is obsessed with is so stupid.
Go American marketing machine.
Most of the shows on Disney have really bad laughing tracks that
laugh at nothing. That’s what stopped me watching that channel.
I used to watch Hannah Montana when it first came out , I think I
was twelve , and I enjoyed it for a few episodes untill I realised how
pointless it was.But it is a show made for tweenies who are going to
buy some Disney thing just because it has HSM or HM on it.
And the whole Hannah Montana thing is different from the Jonas Brothers how?
I mean apart from the fact that they’re male and don’t have a crappy show on the Disney Channel surely they’re still marketed towards children, tweens and early teens by a souless corporation whose only agenda is to wring parents wallets dry through so called “pure” acts. Replacing truely talented musicians with pretty-boy hacks who abuse the word “baby” so much that it would make a paedophile convention riot.
Oh, they have a show now. It’s sadder than a miscarried puppy.
“when I think I was twelve”. I assume you’re thirteen now, and 1 year makes soooooo much difference?
And besides, both the picture and Emma aren’t right. They’re both crap. This is exactly why I don’t watch very much TV. It’s really pointless. And theres nothing good on it any more.
you are totally rite, i m a teen who just hates jonas bros and the hole miley/hannah crap
I am 18, she is 19.
Well Disney really aims them towards the 7-15 year old market.
I know some girls in their early 20’s that are obsessed with the jonas brothers to the point of creepy
I think it might actually be unhealthy to like them.
do these girls often just stare into nothingness with a blank expression?
Poor Emma, Yes, you are been DISNEY’d!
Boy Bands, High School Musical, Britney Spears, Hanna Montana, Etc. Etc….
Mostly just mediocre talent juiced up by sound techs and glitzy production, without which it would be crap!
All of it MANUFACTURED to rake in the money for Disney. Between Concerts, Movies, Dolls, Backpacks, Clothes, Licensed Merchandise of all sorts.
High School Musical…*shudder*…I was at Disney Land when the freakin’ float with all the dancers and singers was rolling around the park ALL. FUCKING. DAY. Make the music stop…and yes the JB do suck, a lot. All my friends go crazy for them while I’m with guys that, you know, have penises.
Heck no!I do like the HSM movies and they are pretty cheesy but
what do you expect?The movie is made for kids.The only Disney products
I’ve ever bought are DVDs lol.By the way please don’t talk to me like I am
a 12 boyband obsessed girlie girl.
Cause I’m a 14 year old and I defiantly don’t buy things just because
they have Zac Efron or whatever on them.
We don’t think you’re a 12-yr-old boy-band-obsessed girlie girl.
You’re a 14-year-old boy-band-obsessed girlie girl.
Which is not much better.
Ha far from!I’d prefer reading books and doing my homework
than screaming at boybands on TV or whatever.
And I don’t like the colour pink at all.And I look older than I am.
Right, because you don’t like the color pink, you enjoy reading book and doing your homework, and you look older…i’m still missing the point about not being a 14-year-old boy-band obsessed girlie girl… as far as pink goes, you also have baby blue, purple, yellow, orange and all sorts of other colors that can be concidered girlie…reading books and doing home work, wow that sounds like what ever 14 year-old girl is doing…and looking older, that isn’t all it is hyped up to be. it may be cool to be 14 and look 16 or 18, right up until the point where you are getting picked up by guys that are 20 or being ased by the cops all sorts of question. get over it, your 14, act 14, and you will only ever be 14 once.
Just admit it, your a 14 year old boy band obsessed girlie girl, we all already know.
Jees you sound like such a nice person.
Just because I like the Jonas Brothers doesn’t mean
that I have to be a certain type of person!Its like saying
that all cheerleaders are dumb or all emos cut them selfs.
Everyone including children is aloud to express their opinions.
Ha I wish I could enjoy being 14.Last year it was enjoy your
childhood , this year its all about your future & GCSES
(I’m from the UK) Remember you were once a kid to.
So stop treating kids like stupid opinion less sheep.
One day we’ll be the ones taking care of the mess you guys
made.
It is with pride I state that I have only heard the JBs on one occasion. I was not impressed. Then again I’m an old fart.
As an old fart I’m privileged to the opinion that kiddy consumer culture is utter bullshit and even pure evil brainwashing in the name of fascism. Being young sucks, any kid who says otherwise is one of Satan’s cheap little whores.
so true
Trust me, it gets worse.
much, much worse.
*shudders in pain*
quit complaining about how hard being 14 is.
we already have enough of every other age group complaining.
Well, looking older doesn’t really bring you benefits until you act older.
Which you aren’t.
Haha, sweetheart, you are a little boy band obsessed girlie girl as far as i can tell.
Well, it seems like it.
Heh. You think that was bad? I used to work at MGM studios. I had the joy of that effing float rolling past my station every effing hour, every effing day. Your comment reminded me of one of the fathers:
kid: Daddy it’s High School Musical! [dad nods, but bites his tongue] How did you know who they are?
dad: Because I get to hear it at home just as often as the people who work here do… [looking like he wants to cry... walking around with a fangirl on his shoulders in 102degrees with the humidity making it feel like 110 or something]
Guests like that just made my day. And at the same time reminded me why I don’t wanna be a parent. I don’t have the patinece. I’d spaz on the poor thing for just being a friggen kid.
It’s an insult to call the Jonas Bros a Disney production! Walt Disney had NEVER wanted crappy teenage shows like Hannah Montana and HSM on his channel!
BUT I am definetly “DISNEY’D”, but in the Mickey-, Donald- and Goofy-kind-of-way
And what TF happened to them?
Seems like Disney Land/World is all they get now.
Idk about Emma,
but I’ve fallen prey to their MUSIC.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
You’ve fallen prey to their music because you’re an idiot who thinks that a couple of teenage boys who look good in skinny jeans are talented. They’re far from talented. They’re the most untalented pieces of crap I have ever heard. You should get a new taste in music or broaden your options because saying that you like the Jonas Brothers should be a disgrace. You should keep that to yourself because every one else who listens to talented people know that they suck.
openmindedness fail.
and i, for one, hate the jonas brothers.
but judging someone’s intelligence based off their taste in music is immature, insecure, hateful, and downright pathetic.
what music?
YOU ARE WELCOME.
(why am I using uppercase???)
Please click on lol celebs above and see the other celeb lol about Jonas Bros.
My just jealous?
PLZ TO LERN 2 GRAMMER B4 U INSALT PPLZ.
/lolcat
unless you’re talking in LOLCAT. Which YOU’RE not.
Well sorry if I’m a bit dyslexic.And there is NOTHING wrong with that!
wtf!? you’re not dyslexic. YOU CAN’T SPELL!
Well actually I am dyslexic.There are many different forms of dyslexia
Like, notbeabletospellxia?
win!
Having fun being mean to people with spelling/reading/writing
problems?
FAIL!!!!!!!
it’s dyslexia if it’s reading.
it’s dysnomia if it’s writing.
ya hypochondriac.
cool, i just learned something on the net. hooray
“FACT: Millions of screaming preteen girls doesn’t mean you rock”
WHAT!
No, it doesn’t.
But that’s more of an OPINION.
A bunch of girls think they’re good: Opinion.
You think they suck: Opinion.
You think they are good: makes you stupid.
:]
Well actually “a bunch of girls thinking their good” is fact.
the thought “they are good” is an opinion.
They suck: fact
check any unbaised poll on the subject.
poll = opinion.
albeit a common opinion.
Isn’t than an Mindless Self Indulgence lyric.
Or it was something to that effect…
I dunno I’m sure it still applies
The Jonas Brothers Rule i’m eighteen and love them. I saw them live in concert and they were amazing.i even got their autographs.
The Jonas Bros deserve to be cooked in a vat of cheese then served up to dogs, sereously they’re terrible.
Did you know that you sound like a loser? You’re 18 and listening to the Jonas Brothers? Get a fucking life.
maybe you can sell the autographs on the internet and buy yourself a pair of grownup undies.
No offense, but I do think its just a little strange for you to be liking the Jonas Brothers at your age. In my humble opinion, I think that the Jonas Brothers were really just another pointless scheme by Disney to make more pop stars like Miley Cyrus/ Hannah Montana. In the end, they’re just going to trash their careers by getting all tangled up in legal strings.
JOBROS SUCK
im inlove with the jonas brothers there gay for saying that!
*sarcastic slow clapping*
The Jo Bros are sooo over rated, they have no talent except they’re obvs very lucky. I’m 14, btw, and I’ve seen them live…. they’re still s**t.
the jonas brothers are terrible…
i’m a girl. i hate them, they can burn in hell for all i care. you know, i actually do like skinny jeans on guys, but the “band” that is suposibly “awesome” and that we are “jealous” too, makes them look horrifying
Thank you Emma!!!!
The Jonas Brothers… popular with Fairies.
I don’t know. I’m queer as a 3 dollar bill and I think they are no talent hacks. That and having eyebrows as thick as Tom Selleck’s mustache doesn’t make sexy.
As a fellow ‘mo, I have to agree with you. I’d rather play with those Chipmunks than the Jonas Bros.
I think Slaggingham was referring to QueenMab’s username, not his or her sexual orientation. . .
Then again, it could have been some sort of double entendre. Heck, what do I know?
Lysa is 100% correct. All your win are belong to her.
Hear Hear!!
And as for Tom Selleck.. Nom Nom Nom!!
It’s a silly nickname that comes from my initials. It just stuck. The Jonas Brothers are real people as opposed to stupid anthropomorphic rodents with annoying voices. I’m not saying the Jonas Brothers aren’t annoying sometimes, especially when my sister has one of their CDs playing in her room very loudly and another playing on the stereo in the living room.
WTF? Why does she have two CDs going simultaneously in two different rooms?
She obviously can’t listen to both at the same time.
Unless she’s just trying to annoy you, of course.
at least the alvin and the chipmunks movie had a third of the makings of a plotline.
those are some freaky looking chipmunks. not how I remember them at all!
That’s because that’s a piss-poor drawing based off the new CGI movie, which also looks nothing like the Chipmunks we all know and love.
And it was a piss-poor movie.
More talented than the Jonas douchebags? If the chipmunks can lick their own butts, they already win.
totally…
OMG! win
can’t decide which is worse… miley cyrus or the jobros
Both.
You clearly don’t umderstand the meaning of the word worse.
ugh, they both suck in their own ways… I coulnd’t decide, either…
Remember not that long ago when someone hacked Miley’s- oh, I’m sorry HANNAH’s Myspace page and posted that she died in a car wreck?
Is it wrong that I was laughing my ass off when I heard that? (Not that she died, that someone hacked it and said she did)
Their little fag-fest together was the worst. OH GOD. I had too sit through that, too.
Jonas Brothers, but Miley Cyrus isn’t far off.
Who drew these imitation Chipmunks? Because Theodore clearly has a squirrel tail.
FURRIES, of course. The feet are the scariest part…
I think its the same guy who drew Weegee.
Were you dropped on your head as a baby??? The Jonas Brothers are frickin’ AH-MAZING!!!
The Golden Poison Frog of Columbia is the
most poisonous vertebrate in the world.
Here, Catt, eat this one!
WIIIIIIIIIIIIN.
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Just because the media says something is cool, doesn’t automatically make it cooler than it would be otherwise.
I’ll tell you who some genuinely talented rock bands are.
The Foo Fighters.
Soundgarden.
Led Zeppelin.
The Beatles.
Unlike the Jonas Brothers, who were manufactured by Disney solely for marketing purposes, the above bands all possessed something called TALENT. They wrote their own music and lyrics, which I highly doubt the JB’s are capable of doing. And unlike the JB’s, the above bands are actually enjoyed by people over the age of 15 who don’t work for the Disney Channel. JB can’t hold a candle to them.
“(1) The Foo Fighters.
(2) Soundgarden.
(3) Led Zeppelin.
(4) The Beatles.”
(1) Agreed (I was surprised).
(2) Ehh.
(3) Yes.
(4) > All
Another awesome (alternative) rock band is The Killers.
I know this doesn’t really make me a fan but I love the Foo Fighters song
The Pretender!
Hmmm…ironic, isn’t it?
No it’s not.Its a good song.
Dunno much about the Foo Fighters or Soundgarden.. But man.. Led Zep and the Beatles are.. Gods of Rock!
I’m willing to bet this person is also a Twilight fan. Any takers?
I <3 that stereotype. Yes, I think I could agree with you there.
Probably. Talentless hacks are taking over all media. Better watch your crown Howard.
i’m gonna stick up for twilight here. i’m 23… read all the books, think the writing is mediocre at best but the stories are good enough to be engaging. i like them. i have never heard a hannah montana song or jonas brother song willingly. they’re shit.
twilight = not so good
jonas brothers/hannah montana/other disney machine = shit
The difference is, what makes Twilight suck isn’t the books themselves.
It’s the fans.
I’m sorry, kids, but if you can’t confine yourself to three or less u’s when typing “cute,” you don’t deserve to have an opinion. EVER.
I read Twilight, the writing seems…I dont know, I want to say dense but I don’t think thats the right word…. why don’t we just settle on that. I can see where Stephanie Myer was going with the plot but I dont think she hit it very well
heard twilight was good reading. don’t know haven’t read it myself. will see the movie though because a lot of it was filmed in my town.
Were you dropped on your head when you were born?
Don’t over use question and exclamation marks, it makes you sound like a knob.
And saying AH-MAZING makes you seem like you’re a ten year old nut job.
Grow up and get a better taste in music.
It’s cuz they’re the boys of rock ‘n’ roll. You better believe it!
Yeah, the Jonas Bros are rock ‘n’ roll. Just like Avril Lavigne is hardcore punk.
old skool (80’s, ha! can’t believe i called it old skool…) Chipmunk movie, they and the Chipettes have a singing contest of sorts (ruins of Rome, right ya’ll?) involving that song alternating between boys/girls of rock ‘n roll.
oooooowoo!
You have it all wrong, my friend. They weren’t in a singing contest; they were on a scavenger hunt & had to find dolls that looked like them. Little did they know, the dolls were full of jewels & they were being set up by the creepy brother/sister duo. Remember the baby penguin in Egypt?! Awwwww!
Same can be said about Dethklok!
Did you read what Encyclopedia Dramatica wrote about you know who?
/agree
My NUTS have more talent than the jonas brothers.
Agreed. And they’re WAY MORE AWESOME than The Naked Brothers Band. I mean… wtf.
W. T. F.
Braces are punk rock!
Disney loves to whore shit like it’s gold.
Which is ironic, considering that’s what Noe/No-Face did in “Spirited Away” (too lazy to google the real title).
BAHAHA!!
That’s awesome. I love that movie.
ook, why is every 12-year-old girl obsessed with them?! I’m the only one my age that I know, besides my best friend, who hates the jonas brothers. I mean, didn’t anyone else notice that their voices sound like they came from Vocaloid or something digital like that?
My sis is 12 and she hates the Jonas Brothers & HSM so your not alone lol
o yay! >w< you’re sister is awesome, lol.
Lol.Do you find the Twilight books weird cause she does & it would be funny
& creepy if you both didn’t like the books lol.
haha, no, the Twilight books ruined the name of vampires. I hate them, but all my friends love them. It’s weird… My friend was counting down the hours and minutes today…
Opps it meant to say she DIDNT like them.Opps.
okie, that’s weird…
Sorry never mind lets just say that you & my sister hate the Jonas
Brothers AND Twilight.
I know, that’s why I said it’s weird… very weird…
But it doesn’t seem to be to uncommon now lol
wonder why…
(He typed with a smug expression on his face)
same here
I’m not.
The Jonas Brothers are the new Hanson. Take that as you will. Now, WTF kind of drugs are the Chipmunks on in this awful rendering?! I mean, REALLY, pick a better picture to use D:
I have two friends that just went to a Hanson concert last month… They’re both obsessed.
The Hansons must be nearly 40 by now.
Nah, they’re in their mid to late twenties, all married… and they have like ten million kids between the three of them. Seriously.
You must be friends with this girl I used to work with. She’s a freakin’ superfan. I think she stalks them.
Is that middle chipmonk getting ready for some pocket pool?
Hell yeah
Heck no!I do like the HSM movies and they are pretty cheesy but
what do you expect?The movie is made for kids.The only Disney products
I’ve ever bought are DVDs lol.By the way please don’t talk to me like I am
a 12 boyband obsessed girlie girl.
Cause I’m a 14 year old and I defiantly don’t buy things just because
they have Zac Efron or whatever on them
Sorry this comment went in the wrong place
How could we have mistaken such a huge age gap? Many apologies.
Aren’t you a nice person
aren’t you good at sarcasm
Aren’t you unrepetitive and imaginative.
Emma, youre a dumb bitch.
Please go suck some cock instead of whining about pics like these. Thank you.
Says the person who has Care Bear in their name.Actually I’m not dumb.
What’s wrong with Care Bears and yes you are dumb
lol that picture though, theyre like devil-chipmunks ;O
Finally! Someone who agrees with me!
LOL
the only people i know who go this far out of their way to bash the jonas brothers are the people who worship PATD FOB and MCR or some shit like that
because that’s all superior taste in music as we all know!!!
honestly does being a pretentious asshole bc your taste in music is so much more elite then whatever “the machine” is producing really get your point across jw
Hey, I’m a fan of all those bands, fans don’t worship them and I really don’t think it’s the ’supirior taste in music’ It’s called oppinion, jerk, and we all have one. Who the hell said it’s more ‘elite’ because it’s not. The only people I know who would bash those bands are the people who worship the JB.
Yes, but opinions are like assholes: everyone has one, but no one wants to hear it.
The Jonas Brothers are talentless hacks and plagiarists.
It’s said that an infinite number of monkeys with type writers will eventually produce Shakespearean literature. In the case of the Jonas Brothers, when they aren’t plagiarizing Busted, it’s one of Disney’s typewriting monkeys working for five minutes.
I like PATD but resent the other 2 and yes you’re right, it is superior
my dead uncle’s wine-stained carpet is more talented than the jo bros.
that is sooooooo true.
i hate those boys. gah.
I Love You for this….
go look at my jonas brother pic if you want…
the Jonas brothers SUCK.
Word.
DON’T COMPARE THE JONAS BROTHERS TO VOCALOIDS! VOCALOIDS AND CHIPMUNKS KICK ASS! AND THE NEW GENERATIONS OF KIDS ARE MISSING OUT ON WHAT THE OLD DISNEY/CARTOON NETWORK/NICKELODEON USED TO SHOW!
YET, THE CHIPMUNK MOVIE (CREATED IN THE LATE 1980S) WAS ONE OF THE BEST I’VE SEEN. BUT SOME STUPID DUMASS HAD TO COME UP WITH TURNING EVERY CLASSIC INTO A 3D REMAKE THAT BARELY MADE ANY MONEY.
Disney channel sucks ass as we know it
Um, did you accidentally hit the Caps Lock button when you typed this?
The only songs JB make are about breaking up and making up! It gets on your nerves 20 seconds after you listen to a song! When I was 11 (now 16) I STILL hated JB, HM, HSM and anything else like that! Never liked, never will like em.
Actually it’s not possible for you to have hated the Jonas Brothers when you were 11, they haven’t been around for that long.
I’d rather watch paint dry on a wall for 6 hours then listen to just one of their songs
Umm I’m twelve and think Britney Spears has more talent than these overmarketed losers. I have half a school to back me up in that opinion.
and you have me and half of my school too.
Dude i hate Alvin and the chipmunks and id rather listen to them all day rather then the fag bros xD
That is so true.
The Chipmunks are WAAAAY more talented than the Idiocy Bros.
most chipmunks have singing talent.