Top Hat: $35 Gloves: $42
Top Hat: $35 Gloves: $42 Flappy old ladies arms despite hours in gym: PRICELESS
(Madonna)
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Oh, it’s so sad.
I imagine this is what Buffalo Bill would have looked like if he managed to finish his suit.
The only difference would be that Madonna is more well hung than Buffalo Bill was.
These aren’t actually Madonna’s arms… Are they?
Oh yeah.
Why is she flipping us off….?
obviously she doesn’t like you. why else?
She’s still making the mullah you gotta respect that. I wish the rest of my body looked as good as hers and I’m 21.
Oh please!
you miss the point – she makes millions but still has turkey wings
and have you seen her body lately? It’s like seeing Iggy Pop naked minus
the dick.
Can you be sure about the dick part?
thats because she’s over 50 years old you god damn retard!
“she makes millions but still has turkey wings” so? Just because she won’t go under the knife for EVERY single thing? Heres a crazy thought..! Maybe shes realising that she’s getting older and that you can only delay old age for so long… What, are we making fun of old people for being old as well now?
And no way the gloves and hat were that cheap. She looks ugly/old in the picture, but catpion fails mierably
LOL if you think the bitch hasn’t gone under the knife several times already
you must be seriously delusional.
Yep, madonna fans are the lamest fans.
Don’t you have a Jonas Bros album to buy?
WIN
All the more reason she’s probably tired of it and not willing to do it again. I don’t know why guys are so convinced that women LIVE to have surgery done to us. If it ain’t c-sections it’s tucking in every imaginable part just so a guy won’t have to see a wrinkle. Tell you what, go get your weenie lengthened and get back to us about how it feels. They expect us to get surgery on our fun parts too.
Don’t forget testicle implants. I don’t like it all unproportional. It’s elephantiasis or nothing at all!
yeah, but if she isn’t going to have surgery and wants to “grow old gracefully” why doesn’t she wear sensible clothes? …. i mean those clothes she’s we\ring /might/ suit somebody younger than her… but they make her look well… really old…
Oh, atomus, that’s great. I think she looks like Iggy Pop, too. What’s the old saying? It’s not sad at all: vanity is the only deadly sin that comes home to roost. Her inner hideousness has finally surfaced. If she were a decent person and talented, I never would have posted this.
Anominmouse, I’m worried about you. If you think this skank’s body looks good, you need therapy for anorexia or bulemia.
oh and holy sh*t my first, hahah fun.
never mind….
Enjoy your fail.
Something about this reminds me of Alice Cooper.
Or Albino Slash.
Someone mentioned Iggy Pop.
Alice Cooper? How so? I won’t say he doesn’t have days where he takes bad pictures…he totally does. But he looks pretty good for his age, especially given all the drinking he did in the 70s. Damned impressive he’s still around at all, let alone still kickin’ ass on stage!!
O.O
I believe the proper term for those are “Bingo Wings” ..
you know.. when an old lady jumps up and throws her arms in the air to yell “BIIINGOOO”
-hides behind blankie- Make the scary woman go away
I use that term lightly, mind you.
Which one, “Woman,” or “go away?”
Or “blankie”?
Hat: every penny of 500 $$ ~~!
never underestimate the cost of something you see onstage
“vanity, vanity… all is vanity”
Yeah, I was going to ask which college-aged male whose mommy and daddy pay for everything wrote this.
Try “Hat – $750. Gloves – $800.”
Thirty-five bucks for a hat – someone’s got into the glue.
oh yeah, you’re right. Madonna. High class. Top shelf all the way.
Hey now, I got quality leather gloves in Florence (as in THE Florence, in Italy) for only about $50 US. As I’ve seen from an early age, quality and great expense don’t always go together.
I couldn’t afford anything else in the store except some cheap leather keyrings (why you would go to a leather store, in a city famous for quality leather products, and buy a KEYRING is beyond me), but gloves don’t have to be super-expensive to be high quality.
Eh… I got a tophat about six years ago for around $60, and it’s still nice. A silk one like hers? I wouldn’t put it pat $150. Try the local men’s shop.
Actually top hats typically go for around $250. I assume a custom-tailored one would be a bit more, but I wouldn’t say quite $500.
I have a fairly nice top hat, not as nice as that one, but it was $85.
Now those collapsible ones, THOSE are expensive!
bear in mind the Cheat-The-Big-Star bonus factor. anyway, yup to the glue
[Madonna's children] What’s that sign you are making, mama?
Nice.
I was thinking the same thing. What a classy broad.
Not.
I was thinking that there were a lot of tedious prudes using the internet these days.
Are you referring to me?
NO! I’m all in favor of mothers teaching their children how to flip people off.
This comment was meant for Lurky McLurk
nesting fail
Oh, now it decides to nest!
reply to failed nesting fail
(watch- it won’t nest)
In Soviet Russia, comment nests YOU
Of course, it’s typical for small children to be allowed into concert venues where they can be trampled by full-sized adults. Grip on reality fail.
TV, internet… Magazines.. Pick a media/medium.
Go watch a football game with your four-year-old and tell me he can’t flip a bird like a champ afterwards. It’s not all attention-greedy singers.
I love Madonna, but ohjeez. Time to invest in long sleeves instead of top hats and gloves.
she and her veiny arms scare the hell out of me.
Those veiny arms scare me, too!
Everything about this…um…well…woman? scares me. She’s one of those crazy cult people who insists her religion makes her a better person. She’s aging poorly, she has no class and her kids will probably grow up to be sex offenders. Did I mention she’s talentless?
yeah, pretty scary! She needs to dress more modestly too! She just needs to face the fact that she is getting older and embracethat instead of her crotch!
eew
Has been.
a once-talented has-been. that had GOT to hurt. for all the flash and dazzle, this used kleenex could once sing.
hat~
gloves~
long sleeves … hmmm, ok Madollar, go onstage anyway. Who will notice?
They almost look prosthetic, don’t they?
Or photoshopped.
The REALLY sad thing is… She still thinks she looks good!!
Madonna was hot in a skanky sorta way in the mid-80s but she’s looked like seven miles of bad road for at least ten years. And is it just me, or did that David Letterman/Alfred E. Newman-type gap between her front teeth appear after she’d been around for a while?
She’s always had the gap… you maybe weren’t looking high enough…
I almost don’t know what to say? She’s so involved with herself she has no idea how bad she looks and how out of step with the world she is. He kids will be so messed up they will make Paris Hilton look well adjusted when they grow up!
Geez. She’s got like zero percent body fat and spends eight hours a day working out, and STILL has teacher arms? What a gyp!
Teacher arms!!!!!!!!!!! roflmao!!! I admire your choice of words, friend.
She looks like a transvestite. Gross…
A drag queen Madonna look alike would NEVER look that rough…
She already looks like Hell, but a top hat and gloves? Guess you can garnish a turd.
Hey, I don’t look THAT bad, kthx
*goes to therapy*
This is so obviously photo-shopped it’s pathetic.
No, it’s real.
Understanding subtle humor fail.
love it! hilarious!
Ms. Ciccone can do all the yoga and kaballah she wants. She gotta da Italian arms and she always gonna have da Italian arms.
Fuhghettaboutit.
I wonder where Kaballah tells women it’s okay to respesent them while still living like a prostitue, swearing, flipping people off, and forgetting about your own kids for months at a time? Hmmmm….
Somewhere near the back of the book.
I think it’s in the Kaballah cliff notes.
Somebody go Sparx that!
Ewwww…..
I think all of her body fat is stored in her upper arms. Jesus Christ.
The woman is 53 years old, for chris’ sake. Cut her some slack. But, yeah, still kinda scary looking.
I don’t care that she’s 50…or that she has flappy old lady arms. But she should cover said flappy old lady arms.
My. Nerves! I’m nearly 20 years older than she is, and MY arms don’t look half as bad as hers; I only saw (with some alarm) that the skin was beginning to look a little crepe-y a few months ago.
And I have never done any of those “healthy” things that are supposed to make people look young forever.
*sheesh!*
Can’t plastic surgery do something about that ghastly condition? Or is she waiting for her MediCareLess benefits to click in?
are you as creped-out as i am?
Only if I’m wrapped in a pancake and covered with fruit.
WIN!
The issue here, people, is not that a 50 year old mother has pelican arms. The issue is that a 50 year old mother is on stage with no sleeves flapping her pelican arms to people who actually paid money to watch her do so.
WIN
I didn’t pay money to see it but yet, here we are.
Don’t forget to add ” and is flipping the world the bird”
I don’t know about you guys, but I have seen far worse arms than that. Yes, I think Madonna should show some dignity and ditch the ridiculous outfits at her age, but there are far worse bat wings than hers out there.
yeah, much better than the 20 yr old women you see out with front-butts and rolls hanging over the tops of thier spandex shorts
*throws up*
Yeah, but the point is that it’s Madonna, she of the Kabbalah water-drinking, multi-hour-training ilk. And she is deluded enough to think that she looks okay and that her fans in the audience aren’t suffering silently and/or throwing up a little bit in their mouths.
Hey, they PAID good money to throw up in thier mouths, like sailors waking up next to that fat chick they bought drinks for at the bar. *what?*
ROFL
I know you’re not really Guy Ritchie, but bear with me, here. This is what I’ve wanted to say to you for years:
ARE YOU EFFING NUTS?!? WTF were you drinking that the notion of marrying that shrew seemed like a good idea? And you even procreated with her! Sorry, dude, but I’m afraid you must weather what lies ahead and I pity any girl who hooks up with you from this point on.
Sleeves……Priceless!!!
The veiny forearms are what bother me, that is not normal. The rest of her looks ok.
I don’t know if those are veins or ripples…
Thing is, there are female singers older than her who manage to look wayyy more attractive (e.g. Shirley Bassey). Know how come? They know how to dress, and that means knowing when you are simply too old to dress like a kerbside hooker.
Isn’t Shirley Bassey like 836 pounds?
You’re thinking of Shelly Winters
hat is way more than $35 bucks… FAIL…
Madonna is the epitome of sophistication. More people should strive to be like her. *gigglesnort*
I’m two years older and have better arms.
Thank goodness I never exercised.
Yep, the degree of batwingness you develop is largely a genetic thing, unfortunately.
oh my god? i went to see madge? and, she like, threw us the double deluxe qaballah bird? and like, she looked so rad in her top hat? so kewl, gah, some people just don’t get it …right?
good god…thats really gross….
Ooh, smell the misogyny in here. I’m gonna be watching the photo gallery for a while so I can label some old-guy photos with the same kind of crap. “Ooh, I bet he’s shrunk about three inches since his glory days,” “Isn’t she young enough to be his daughter?” and that kind of thing.
And well you should. if you can find a picture of a 50 some odd year old guy who is dressed in a skin tight body suit waving his turkey fat around like he is still 23.
If madoonna wants a young boy toy that is ok. Making me look at that is just as bad as seeing Rush Limbaugh in a speedo.
Making me look at that is just as bad as seeing Rush Limbaugh in a speedo.
There is nothing as bad as seeing Rush Limbaugh in a speedo.
Okay, the year was 1996, the Republican Convention, and I was SUPER DRUNK. The next part’s a little hazy….
Clearly the classiest woman alive.
OMG That is so true…I mean…look at the grace she has as she puts up her middle fingers for the whole world…LOL
Random note….ewh…flappy grandma arms… o_O
All class, that Madge.
Madonna, you got nothing on Hank von Helvete, ok?
You twisted old hag.
I hate to break it to all of you, but her arms look the way they look in this photo because her muscles are engorged with blood from having done a ton of curls / extensions just before coming out on stage – which is why her veins are popped out too. What you’re interpreting as flab is actually her muscles being captured in mid-flex.
If any of you actually did any halfway-serious working out with weights, this would be obvious. But let’s face it: the majority of you are Internet couch potatoes who think that leveling up your WoW character constitutes exercise.
Okay, for one, levelling my WoW character is an exercise in PATIENCE, that gives me nothing but miles of misanthropy and nihilism.
Two, she didn’t just get out of the weight room and jump on stage. There’s this period in between where the blood from your “engorged veins” goes back to wherever it came from. That’s why anyone who body builds doesn’t walk around 24/7 with the same poppy veins.
Three, unless this woman has, like, a 20-inch arm, she is NOT going to have that much swing underneath. She’s aging. Everyone here is giving her hell over it.
Four, if everyone on the internet is a couch potato, why are you here?
1. Sorry, did my WoW comment hit too close to home for you?
2. Actually, she probably had just gotten done working out before she’d gone on stage. I’ve done stage productions in which I ran around topless, and guess what I was doing up until 5 minutes before I had to appear on stage? Push-ups and light dumbbell work, so I could try to look my best out there.
3. I stand by my statement that it’s muscle and not flab. Here are two news articles (with pictures) from just a few months ago:
http://www.theinsider.com/news/771117__Muscles_Madonna_shows_off_her_even_beefier_biceps
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1024237/Mighty-Madonna-No-rest-queen-eye-popping-muscles.html
4. I didn’t say that everyone on the Internet was a couch potato; I said that the majority were. Please don’t misquote.
if you want to voice your opinion on the matter, why not doing it in a way that d doesn’t offend “the majority” here? I mean people only flip out if you are being obnoxious. let people have their opinions, whatever they are.
ewwww!! i hate madonna! that ugly old hag needs to DIE ALREADY.
“I hate to break it to all of you, but her arms look the way they look in this photo because her muscles are engorged with blood from having done a ton of curls / extensions just before coming out on stage – which is why her veins are popped out too. What you’re interpreting as flab is actually her muscles being captured in mid-flex.
If any of you actually did any halfway-serious working out with weights, this would be obvious. But let’s face it: the majority of you are Internet couch potatoes who think that leveling up your WoW character constitutes exercise.”
FTW!
And Madonna fans are not “the lamest fans ever”, we are just ordinary people who happen to like a particular artist. Is that at all hard to grasp?
and also, does she think she’s “hip” and “cool” giving the middle finger? she has just failed epically at life….
shes old and her career is done; she needs to ACCEPT that and MOVE ON.
really dumb
You’re forgetting it’s Madonna you’re talking about…Add a few zeros behind the prices…..