Masturbation…
Masturbation… Not happenin’ tonight!
(Johnny Depp)
picture: dunno source, via our lol builder. lol caption: pezric
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Hope he doesn’t need to fly anywhere anytime soon.
That’s okay — I’ll take care of it for you, Edward!
Even with 15-inch blades on his hands, Johnny Depp is still sexy!
i know i would =]
Don’t worry Johnny, I’ll do it for you!
*masterbates*
After masturbating I’ll get a spell checker.
I think ‘Masturbation-FAIL’ would be more fitting
Ouch Xl
He might want to get some help with peeing too…
No kidding. Hell, just the task of undoing all those buckles would be torture!
But he does look like hes getting ready to try it!
I think I will, kthx
going to unbuckle his sex-toy bondage buckles brb
You’re horrible
I dont think he even has a wang. He’s supposed to be a robot right?
human built by a scientist
He has a detachable penis.
Ooooh! I can has???
I love that song!
ME TOO oldie but goldie
Johnny, a bit of career advice. It might be a streach for you, but have you ever thought of taking a role playing a NORMAL PERSON.
Define ‘normal’.
His role in Secret Window was relatively normal… come to think of it, so was Gilbert Grape. Now that’s a Grape I’d LOVE to eat!!!
The movie Chocolate was his best normal part ever!
omg I laughed so hard
that exclamation point just drove it home
He doesn’t need masturbation, he has women falling at his feet!
Not happening ever I would think.
ouch!
LOL…
poor eddie :c
Oh man, I loved that movie.
ed can always wear his “fun time mittens”
I can do it. He looks hottest in this movie
FALSE: he looks hottest in EVERY movie. Even the ones he’s not in.
o.0
No wonder there’s so many unfunny fangirl horde captions about this guy. You people are sad.
thats ok- i can do it for him! yummmmmm…
He’s like a good wine… He gets better with age. ;P
You know, did anyone ever think as to why the hell a scientist would give something/one he didnt even know was mentally stable or not scissors for hands?
There’s an explanation in the film. If you don’t like it, it’s only a film (I knew this, and I’ve never even seen the film).
you dare question Tim Burton?