FAN GIRLS
FAN GIRLS
Where the HELL do they all come from?
(Robert Pattinson)
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No one knows. D:
I beleive its somewhere called “5th grade”
Not quite. I know a number who come from the land of 20 somethings who really really need to get laid. Just sayin’.
And 30-somethings and 40-somethings and 50-somethings…
Ya! I know! =K
No one thought he was hot when he was in Harry Potter. I personally thought he made a very “hot” corpse
They come from a town called Wheaton. And their name is Alexis. Along with the other evil people that read this book.
Its called year 7 7S2 and 7D2 and 1 they are
freaky i love twilight but those girls no everything
about him its freaky!!
They spawn, multiplying like horrific amoebas after reading the book, getting unrealistic expectations of relationships, and shunning every decent guy they come across in favor of waiting for their “Perfect Edward/Jacob/Insert Name Here.”
Couldn’t agree with you more.
I don’t get it o_O
who the hell is this guy?
Check out “Twilight.” It’s been all over the news past few days since the movie came out… and I have never seen so many young girls screaming and yelling like that. It scares me.
That sure explains a lot…
I knew there was a book, but for some reason preteen girls screaming and yelling like crazy fangirls about a book didn’t really make sense
Nupe. They yelled about the book too.
before the movie came out? or before posters with that guy on it came out?
That’s weird. I never thought a book could cause fangirl behavior as well as all of the”I love ___” or “team ___” crap all over the internet.
anyway if the fangirl issue started before the movie came out, then I’m pretty sure it won’t be as popular here, since other than 2 or 3 of my friends who read the book because of a school assignment, apparently no one here has really heard of it… Hopefully it won’t become THAT huge here, things like that get annoying really fast
over where i live, it was somewhat popular before the movie. I, myself, read the book. I enjoyed it. I saw the movie with friends. Not fangirl worthy, at all.
Seriously, he’s not that cute
He’s not supposed to be cute. He’s supposed to look like a vampire. Vampies ain’t cute. It’s a Twilight thing. Trust me. It’s not the face that matters but the idea behind it.
umm…Ya he’s supposed to be “gorgeous”. have you read the book?? obviously not. But i think he was how they explained. I only think he is cute in the movie though. not in real life
Yes, he is is supposed to be “gorgeous”.
but the reason so many girls are fascinated with the character
is simply because he is so charming.. old fashioned..
you can’t find it much at all these days … he’s sweet
and that’s what the girls get hooked on.
his charm, sweetness etc.
He’s not charming. He’s a stalker that falls in love with a girl that has absolutely no personality.
So true! it’s like little girls will be wanting the guy who secretly watches them sleep..kinda creepy and not a good model for relationships. That said, I still loved Twilight…
yeah,,,,Lestat from interview with the vampire wasn’t cute………and he was very cool, i like his attitude and personality, unlike louise. who i tought it was gay. ….
hey! vampires aren’t supposed to be CUTE!!! they’re supposed to be SEXY!!! BIG difference!!! besides twilight is probably the worst vampire series ever. what the hell was stephanie meyer thinking??!!
she was thinking she could get lots of money feeding stupid tweens a mary-sue frickin-sparkly-vampire “book” of evil brainwashing lies!!! No, i dont hate it that much. I just like to rant.
even that edward must feeling the same thing
sorry,,,,grammar fail…..i mean,,,,must felt the same thing,,,,
DUH it’s Robert Pattison. he stared in twilight that came out Friday Nov. 21
And who would know that without using Google, Wikipedia, or IMDB?
Me.
And pretty much every other teenage girl on the planet right now…
i hate that book/movie. Stephanie Meyer’s concept of “Vampires” is flawed in ways that would make Blade cry. You, ma’am are a sad, sad failure along with every other girl who like “Vampires”.
AND he’s ugly as The Jonas Brothers.
amen to that. i hate that stephanie meyer… c’mon she broke EVERY vampire rule AND traits! that chik is twisted.
considering vamps are fantasy, there is no wrong or right, flawed or perfect type of vampire.
Blade was great. Twilight(the book, movie sucked) was great, most vampires novels/movies are good. Cheesy old Dracula…not so great. But hey, that’s old.
the part about twilight, great. the part that vamps are a fantasy… -_- there’s even a virus that confirms it. check youtube.
that confirms they are real.
pshh! how dar you say that you- you big bullie! twilight is a really good
book! and the jonas brothers are… well they are handsome! so there
(sticks tounge out) u suck camel balls!
O____o. You are wrong. The Jonas Brothers are evil….and ugly. But Twilight is awsome ^_^
You’re actually telling someone that their opinion is wrong?
I’m sad to say I grew up in this crap generation. D:
Agreed. And Twilight basically ruined any lingering respect I had for vampires who didn’t sparkle.
Agreed the Jonas brothers ARE EVIL and really ugly..
and Twilight is super awesome.
I liked it better when it wasn’t too popular though, now like every girl just read the books because almost everyone is going crazy about it *sigh*
I read it before they even said they were making it into a movie.
you got that right
no. evil people are handsome and sexy. they are just… ugly.
You are pathetic. You read only read Twilight because other people say it’s good. You wouldn’t know a good book if someone slapped you in the face with one. Stop reading crap and pick up something new. Stephanie Meyer is a sell out author who produces no good material. Get over yourself.
Also, the Jonas Brothers are no talent losers, get a new music taste.
Y do u even care what other people think.
ass hole
I totally agree with your whole comment. :3
total agree!
Great comment ‘a girl’ <–???
Twilight smells bad! (immature comments FTW)
total agreement
who ever u r u do suck camel balls!
Ewww u have Jonas Cooties!
And Twilight smells of poo!
And so do you if you like them both!
*Sticks tongue out further than you* And u lick donkey dong!
AHAHA! OH MY GOD, I can’t believe you said “sticks tongue out” and “you suck camel balls” in the same sentence! You fail at life! Haha, Twilight is literary garbage and the Jonas Brothers just FAIL.
Vampires are not supposed to sparkle. Period.
Aside from my hatred of the three main characters, though, I rather like the series. And I have no clue why. It kind of scares me, really.
Wow. You suck. like majorly
Thanks. I was beginning to wnder if I was the only Twilight fan on this site. Though, Robert Pattinson isn’t his name anymore. Now he only answers to Spunk Ransom.
A HA i love your name. My last name is jones. My friends parents call me that..lol! “Jonesy” hehe
no. i mean, i really like twilight, but i think that edward is a freak
i like EMMETT ;D
EDWARD CULLEN IS NOT A FREAK SAY THAT AGAIN I. WILL. HURT. YOU!!!!!
Ooh, a threat!
I’m sure she’s positively trembling with fear.
Let’s remember that this is the Internet, guys….
um…watch the news? read a paper? watch TV? the usualy way to get information….
lucky you are
this guy is edward cullen he is the cutest guy in the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
no, he’s a scared young man hiding up a tree
….ewwwwwwwwwww
Well that’s obviously a lie seeing as I still exist.
… Or do I? Damn philosophical quandaries, why can’t they just let me be?
he’s that guy from the new vampire flick, twilight.
anyways, fan girls are a product of the boy-band machine, however they have adapted for the new market of book to movie actors, all of which seem to resemble this guy.
and, everyone knows vampires can’t climb trees. idiots. they fly instead.
Well, of course they all resemble him. “All” being the Twilight lead and Cedric Diggory, of course. ;D
Nope. They all have the same freaking hair. I’m not sure why, they just do.
I just found out that the movie comes out here next month, and that a few of my friends are planning on dragging me with them to go see it when it does come out… So I guess I’ll find out what’s this thing lots of people seem to be making a big deal of on the internet
Vampires don’t have wings, and they do NOT turn into bats. Seriously…
He’s Edward from the movie Twilight, based on the book of the same name. The Twilight series of books is to teenage girls what raunchy romance novels are to lonely middle-aged women.
Not just teenage girls, actually. It’s one of those emo-hits. You know, they don’t conform to anything… except the newest angst fest vampire novel!
Twilight is not so angsty, actually. It can be rather upbeat at times.
actually it’s not a huge hit with “emo” people no the “preps” over in this area love the book and the movie. In fact it was a hit with some preps before the emo/goths started reading it. yes it’s a vampire novel it’s also a wolf novel. It’s still mostly a book written for 16 year old girls. It’s a love story with heart brake and sex.
Unfortunately, I can’t say the same for where I live. Mainly swarms of little emo kids and preps go to see that movie. :/ Makes me sick. It’s weird ’cause everyone I knew that started reading it was older than 16… and then I go to see a movie and there’s nothing but giddy, skanky-dressed pre-teens blabbing about how sexy Edward is. *rolls eyes* It might just be me, but that kind of group makes me not want to see the movie or read the books.
I understand. my wife dragged me into go see it so i did my best to see over the little girls who would scream and giggle at everything.
In my area it’s a hit with teenage girls in general. I know a girl who’s goth/emo that likes the books and I know TONS of preps love them. I even saw some 3 girls wearing home-made Twilight t-shirts at school the day the movie came out. My best friend has even become totally obsessed with Edward Cullen. I read the first book and it’s good, but I don’t obsess over it.
They’re not emo, no matter what people say. He (the vampire) loves her (the human) but also wants to drink her blood. Internal conflict, not emo. It’s basically a stuggle against fate and nature sort of a lesson to prove that love overcomes everything else, see?
hey! i’m an emo and i hate it!
Oh, he was also Cedric Diggery in the Harry Potter movies. I’m going to go shoot myself now for knowing that much.
No, don’t. I adore JACOB- the werewolf. He also played Shark Boy in the movie Shark Boy and Lava Girl.
My friend used to think it was “Shark boy and Llama girl” I think that would have made for a better movie. RANDOM COMMENT YAY
RALPH, THE WONDER LLAMA!!!
WHOA
sure as hell didn’t c that 1 coming…
LLAMAS WEARING HATS!
“Caaaaaaarl!”
I love Taylor Lautner *3*
Tell me about it! Hotness. <3
Please don’t. I didn’t know that until one of my friends told me. I never watched the 4th HP movie all the way through. Now I feel like a need to though. It’s scary. Did y’all hear about that thing in Fort Worth (Texas, where else?!!) when all these crazy cult fangirls tried to rip his clothes off @ that signing at Hot Topic in the mall? Security had to escort him out. Needless to say, he didn’t get to sign any autographs that day.
That’s a good question! I liked this book series since its beginning now all of a sudden all the little teenage girls are everywhere crying! WTF?!
I liked the book series too! It’s funny how one movie can ruin it all…
Dear lord, the movie was so beyond horrible that I think I can disassociate the two of them. Not that I loved the first book to much. It’s not all to great until Jacob comes in.
He needs to come down outta that tree so I can kick his ass.
Why? He’s not a bad person at least. He can’t help he got stuck in a shit movie based on a shit book.
He could have turned down the job.
He was having trouble making ends meet, and I doubt he realized exactly what he was getting into, with the screeching fangirls.
(Please note: I HATE the Twilight books, but Mr. Pattinson can’t really be blamed for trying to make a living)
Choices, choices…
He definitely did not realize what he was signing up for. Click my name for a good quote and interview with him. His body language screams, “Dear GOD what have I done?”
A word of caution: Ignore the comments section on that article, it’s a no-man’s land.
When my husband and I see really stupid movies, all we say about them is that the actors have rent to pay and then we go about our business. I do see a trend of ridiculously horrible horror movies which is very sad. I think that genre has overextended itself.
He’s an actor; actors act. A role is a role.
“Sorry, but a toll is a toll, and a roll is a roll, and if we don’t get no tolls, then we don’t eat no rolls. “
Yes, but seeing as he can’t act, he is therefore not an actor.
YOU SHALL DIE
I love Robert. <3
Jacob is a sweaty mouthrapist, Darth-Tobi, and you’re a pig for liking him.
Really, now. Jacob is not a sweaty mouthrapist. Jacob is jailbait, for heaven’s sake.
Goofball.
BY the way, for anyone interested, that movie was NOT good enough for the books. And the books (although interesting) are not very good.
Jacob is sexy.
Cana, you win.
Oh shit. I have the same coat, gonna have to burn it now. Shit.
actually his coat was tailor made. one of a kind. I know that because i’m NOT one of those screaming pre-pubescent tweens freaking out over the existence of a fake vampire. I’m a 23 year old fan who keeps her mouth shut and silently LOVES Twilight in the wings
The lesser of two evils is still evil…
Why would ANYONE like a watered down, hack version of good books and films like Dracula and Underworld?
Twilight is proof that people will love anything these days, quality nonwithstanding. Go read something better, and don’t use the term “fan”. Fan means Fanatic, which is associated with cults. Twilight is not a cult, it’s a book that is a subpar copy of other books.
Read real literature.
No, literature sucks! I hate books, they are too long. Captions are better. I read captions, I become smarty smarty!
It has a cult following, though: mindless droves falling head over heels for contrived BS.
i’m confused, is this directed toward my comment? because i’ll use the word “fan” in whatever way I want, thanks. And to me, any good book is “real” literature. You have no idea what you’re saying, considering i’m working on my master’s in English and happen ed to love this book from day 1. It’s books like these that I grew up with, that keep me young, and are what I like to consider light reading when I don’t feel like, I don’t know, indulging in something ridiculously overbearing. You can’t judge someone based on the books they read, considering my boyfriend, a doctor, reads Calvin and Hobbes and Naruto. Jus’ sayin.’
OMG, I love Calvin and Hobbes. Did your boyfriend see the boxed set that’s out now? I dropped a subtle hint to my husband–a doctor, too–that I want this for Christmas. And The Sopranos boxed set. And a Wii. And a BluRay player so I can watch “Dracula” and “Underworld” in Hi-def.
Why can’t people read “real literature” and other books? “Real literature” can be tedious at times and others, like myself, sometimes need a light read. It certainly doesn’t mean I’m forgoing quality, it just means I’m broadening my scope, unlike you, the narrow-minded, holier-than-thou who feels the necessity to lambast those who do not share your “love” (read “I bought the Cliff’s Notes so I could hold my own in a conversation among the literary heavies”) of “real literature”. I enjoyed the TWILIGHT series. Sure, I was rather put-off when they decided they could just completely change vampire rules but there’s a term for that and it’s called “suspension of disbelief”, which is ironic because the story is about vampires. I don’t think anyone held a gun to your head to watch the “watered-down, hack version of good books and flims”.
/applaud
Why is he supposed to be attractive? You want a sexy vamp…try Bill from True Blood. Yummy…
Or Eric! I’d hit that like a viking!
I’m old-school.
Give me Angel or Spike any day of the week.
I can one-up you on the old school…..Give me Barnabas Collins.
Buffy The Vampire Slayer FTW. Angel and Spike are thousands of times better than Edward.
Though, I must say, I read Twilight and I liked it. I didnt like the sequils and the movie was verging on garbage. I only liked it cause of the eye candy (Not just Edward or Jacob, all of em were cute )
**whisper** If you’re sticking with the Twilight ones, take a look at James. Bad guy, but dead sexy. Plus, I am all about anyone who tries to kill Bella. Whiny bitch.
Seriously. Anyone that wants to kill Bella is ok with me!
Cam Gianaajahdajf. I dunno his last name. I only know this because he was in the Unborn and I thought I recognized him from somewhere. It’s G something.
I don’t think this man should worry about the fangirls… He’s not exactly sexy.. like Lestat from Queen of The Damned…… *drool*
Yes but if Lestat went outside in the day time, he fried… he didn’t sparkle…
Yeah, but who needs sparkles when you have true sexiness in a true vampire? Lestat PWNS Edward anyday. Gotta say it.
dude…have you ever tried ’sparkles’?
lestat did go out into the day time . . . did you read the book? wait, do you remember that scene in the movie Queen of the Damned with the dead people scattered about the island? this was after he had drank from akasha – he became stronger. anyhow, i apparently know too much about that.
you can tell how old i was when interview came out . . . 
Eventually Lestat was able to go out in the light, but not in the beginning. I rather like the fact that different authors put different spins on “facts” like this.
And Queen of the damned was so bastardized from the book version, it was unwatchable, not to mention that the acting was fucking TERRIBLE…
Oh my god you can say that again. I left the theatre and demanded my money back about halfway through that piece of trash movie.
I agree. Bad acting all around. Way off from the book.. but he was sexy nonetheless ^__^
I always preferred Lestat in Interview with the Vampire. Tome Cruise is lovely
. But, then again, I really can’t imagine Tom Cruise being a vampire rockstar ;D
I understand little girls liking this sort of a Pre-Pubescent Guy-
But It seems to me this type is taking over everywhere?
How on earth can a man be sexy if he perpetually looks as though he is 12 years old???
Rrrrrrrr
well, that’s sorta the point. Little girls can get all weak in the knees and mom and dad can rest easy knowing that it will go no further than that.
Donny Osmond, anyone? “And they call it Puppy Love…..”
Durn, I’m old.
Yeah… it’s still idiotic…
People my age(15) need to learn that it’s not the looks that you should aim for, if you truly plan on loving someone.
My girlfriend is pretty, but it’s her mind I truly respect. Her soul… it shines beyond anything I’ve ever seen before.
Oh, a girl has a soul and furthermore a mind at 15 aha ha ha ha!!! Truly masterblaze you know how to make jokes.
And the wierd thing about it is that I was as much a moron as this kid is, 10 years ago. I wrote the same bullshit in my diary and thought how unique my experience was and how lucky I was to find my true love xD
haha! i’m defending myself to a fifteen year old. God, I wondered who actually thought this sight was funny.
Wow… people of your age… I remember three years ago when I was your age and thought that I was in love with this one guy… and then a week later I was in love with another guy.. then the next week it was another guy…. Hell, sittin at 18 I thought I was in love with this one guy, and then I met this other guy… now I’m head over heels in love with him… and you know what? At 21 I’ll be completely in love with the one guy, until I meet another guy :p
That’s just how it’s gonna go. But for now, sitting at 15 (for you) go for the hotties, cus once you’re too old, you’re gonna be stuck with the flabby old nasties, cus the hotties don’t like balding fat men.
Unless fat men got moneyz!
mmm.. muneez…..
who the hell is that guy?…..every day at work i have to see his face on posters and listen to girls scream and giggle as they stare at it. because of him i’ve had to climb a god damned ladder to get those posters over and over….i like exercise but, gees…
Hot damn. Where do you work, you poor soul?
This Poor Bastard. He made it to Comic Con and later said the fan girl screaming reminded him of what it might sound like at the gates of hell.
Anyone else notice the harness or whatever coming off his back?
I knew he was a /lame/ vampire, but how bad does he have to be to need wires?
Nah, it’s just a bird pissing on his back.
I LOVE continuity screw ups! XD
The picture might of been taken from someone on the set or something. :S
It could have been, yes. But based on what I’ve seen, the production values and special effects appear to be in the same neighborhood as The Covenant, so if that wire is visible in the movie, it would not surprise me in the least.
I’ll look when I go to see the movie.Yes I know lots of you hate the movie
but I think that you can’t say you don’t like something if you haven’t tried it.
Lolz didn’t notice the string AT ALL >.<
I didn’t notice that till right now.
…And I can’t stop staring at that little wire now.
o_o
He is afraid of a female tiger who wants to love him so why he is up
Only mindless morons fall for this kind of Hollywood hoopla…
wtf???? fifth grade??? im in freakin 8th grade!! hes sexy!!!!!!!!!! even this prson i no who is 28 agrees….
There you have it. The future of America…
Such a sad future indeed…
As part of this future(I am 15), I am apalled that people cannot see past physical beauty(Even though this actor has very little of it), and it hurts me to see that personality is shunned, and creativity wrecked.
I wish I wasn’t part of this generation… I wish I wasn’t here right now…
Well, sounds like you’re growing up too fast. Don’t be in such a hurry to get here, junior. There’s no going back.
Well, that is kind of how we are designed. Historically speaking, we tend to look for certain physical attributes. We see a male (or female) and instinctively size them up as potential mates. We see white teeth as being strong and contributing to a longer life span…we look for symmetrical features that indicate biological quality…Men are generally attracted with women with long legs because women with shorter thicker legs can have a higher rate of cardiovascular/circulatory ailments. However, women with freakishly long legs are at a higher risk of fertility problems. When men appreciate an hourglass shape, they are subconsciously assessing the waist-hip ratio, looking for a .7. There’s even a study (still under review) that links offspring’s intelligence to the mother’s WHR!!
In short, we as human beings have always emphasized physical attributes over personality, and that’s unlikely to change. We’ve just become a lot more crass and gross about it.
Scott Westerfield wrote a trilogy based on this theory. Uglies, Pretties, & Specials. Pretty good YA fiction, actually. It would make a good movie.
oooh, I’ll have to check it out! The measurement thing actually depresses me a bit since it indicates that I’ll have fertility problems because my legs are freaky long. But the rest of it I find perfectly fascinating!
sorry, just ate a metric ton of sugar…makes me way too hyper.
I Love that trilogy. It would make an awsome film
Better than Twilight!
A-OH!
Comment= ULTIMATE FAIL.
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Get a life, and get a boyfriend for God’s sake.
-facepalm-
Flunked spelling, did we?
Ooh, 8th grade! That makes you SO much more mature. Do you drool over the Jonas Brothers too? Oh, and it’s KNOW not NO. Learn the difference, and pay more attention in Language Arts or English or whatever you take.
… I’d have to agree on where the HELL fangirls come from, and I come from a /boyband/ fandom. Never really did get the appeal of Twilight, even if it’s great to mock.
Twilight was specifically designed to wet the panties of mindless teenage girls.
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HE IS SOOOO UGLY
*Murders the movie*
grr, I refuse to pay $8 to go see his Fugly a$$
For the love of-
For all you twits comparing Lestat and Edward, here’s something of interest:
Lestat was a pompous bastard. Edward’s a whiny bitch.
Dracula was the true and only decent vampire. Bela Lugosi, bitch!
And in any case, vampires suck. Go watch a zombie film or something.
all i can say is if you want sexy vamps, read laurell hamilton’s anita blake books….. ………… drool
In the movie he sounded like he had down syndrom
I went to see Twilight today.
…
It totally kills the book. `-`
I read the first book in the series, and I liked it. But I don’t think I could read another one. Not sure why. It might be because it just lurches on and on without getting anywhere…Or that my friends have already spoiled the ending for me.
Edward didn’t speak very well. It hurt my heart to listen to him.
Also,Bella looks like she’s having some sort of beast trying to break through her chest when she gets bitten.
BUT THIS DOESN’T MATTER CUZ EDWARD’S HOT LOLL.
Oh, damn. You ruined the potential intelligence of your comment with that last part.
I completely agree. And although I did like the books to a horrendous degree, the obsession has since worn off. The movie sucked, and I’m hoping the new one will be better. I am/was an Edward fangirl, I admit. I squealed at least once per page in my early obsession days. I read each book once a week. But the thing is…I think I was just completely romance starved. Still never had a boyfriend! And at that time, didn’t have anyone I liked. And Edward…what girl doesn’t appreciate the chivalrous, hot man who is willing to do anything for the girl? All girls love that. A guy who hugs them and kisses them, and sleeps (I say this in a completely chaste way) with them…it’s lovely and romantic. But the sad thing is, we’ll never find that man. If he’s out there, he’s either a zombie from medieval time or he’s taken. I would TOTALLY become a mistress for that man. But anyway, I digress. In the movie…he talked haltingly and like he had brain damage. The dialogue was stiff, unbelievable and awkward. The “I’m getting way to into this kiss and I swear I’m about to rip your clothes off” bit was overdone. And then the kiss? It took about 10 whole minutes for them to even touch. It was madness. Hm. Anyways. The books were good: I’ll probably read them on and off for quite a few years. Movie was NOT good. I didn’t like it. And then…people need to stop being stupid and just say “To each their own.” Everyone has their own opinion. Does you having different one make someone else wrong? No. People, honestly. Stop being idiots. And stop being whiny little obsessive pre-teens or creepy 50-year olds trying to orgasm over a fake guy. Or even being idiots just ragging on everyone. Just stop.
I meant “too”. And wow, that was waaaaaay too long. Crap. It seems I needed a rant?
FANTASTIC!!!
we come from everywhere ROBERT DARLING YOU CANNOT HIDE!
Hi, my name is Torey and I…I am a Twilight fangirl. You see, I live in the sticks where all the boys have beer bellies, dip, and wouldn’t know “Claire de Lune” if they fell over it. Robert is my proof that a better alternative exists (in theory, anyway).
So anyway, I and a small army of like-minded women mobbed the midnight showing and collectively drooled. I couldn’t believe how many gorgeous men there were. I think I literally stopped breathing when Carlisle came on screen and James had this incredibly sexy bad-boy thing going…*sigh*.
As for the fangirls being tweens…not so much. Most of the girls were my age (21). But we were all acting like tweens, so that doesn’t account for much.
I don’t understand what all the fuss about NOT liking it is, it’s like people have such a HUGE problem with this movie, and this phenomenon, when really they should be happy that there are fifteen year old girls out there actually reading something. It’s like everyone forgets how THEY were at that age, and whatever you fawned over, it’s the same thing. As far as I know there aren’t screaming girls running around my neighborhood causing riots. They’re showing up at movie premieres and going nuts. You’re not going to see the movie, so why does this bother you? I say lay off it and commit your misery to something that’s a little more deserving. Everyone is nuts when we’re a teen.
I’m a teen. I hate these books because they are pointless drivel.
Sorry for being a teen who wants to have an intellegent conversation with other teens. Too bad that their minds are stuck on repeat of the phrase: “OMG EDWARD CULLEN IS SSOOO HOTT!!!!LOLLOL.”
I’m an adult & I LOVE these books – which are not pointless drivel. lol
Actually, they ARE.
Shut up. I like these books, and they’re good! You might not think so, however. Let everyone have their own opinion! Just be quiet. I assume you are a guy: that would explain things. Guys don’t tend to like these books: it points out their flaws. AKA, being idiots, stupid, rude, and overly horny.
I kind of resent this because it implies that you cannot be a teen who is a fan of Twilight and have an intelligent conversation. I’m twenty now, but I was a teen when I first read the books and I consider myself to be capable of having intelligent conversations.
I’ve found Edward to be attractive not because of his looks but because of his personality and the fact that he is an old world gentleman.
So please stop lumping all Twilight fans into one category and respect that just because someone likes a popular book it does not make them the same as every other person that likes said book.
There’s nothing wrong with being excited over something you love.
The think I find amusing about this whole series is that even Christians are going to see it. I was raised staunch Southern Baptist and if I had even remotely thought about going to see this movie, I would have been in youth retreat for a month. Isn’t it funny how religion can pick-and-choose what is right and wrong depending on what’s going on? Guess it’s not really about the Bible anymore and what it preaches. I don’t care that the protagonist is chaste. According to lore and to Christianity, vampires are evil. I don’t care that they do good or champion their loves. The bottom line is that they exist from evil and now it’s acceptable because a Mormon wrote it. What’s even funnier and MORE hipocritical is that The Golden Compass, which was written by an atheist, was far more reviled by the Christian community. It’s okay to bring Satan into your Christian child’s life through the Twilight series, but don’t ever consider the work of an atheist because…um…because…how about some help here?
I think the Church’s primary issue with The Golden Compass was that it was a direct attack on organized religion. Twilight promotes certain Christian values but uses vampires to do it because the vamps attract a wider audience.
I have always been amused by “selective religion”. I’m a blood-Jew with a Muslim best friend and an atheist grandfather. According to my more religious friends, there’s no way I’m not going to hell with that kind of background.
Wait, there are vampires in the Bible? Seriously? And just how literally is someone supposed to take the Bible, anyway?
That’s why I’m an Atheist. I think most religions nowadays are screwed up.
“As if vampires didn’t have enough quirky powers and weaknesses, here’s some that not only can stand sunlight, survive car impacts, jump and move higher and faster, and can harvest 17 ounces of blood and virginities in a single day! Also, on the commercial, let’s have the title and date displayed the entire time! Movies that do that are blockbusters! Lastly, I think it’s safe to make a movie with no plot once in a while. How does that make you feel, prepubescent girls?”
*faints*
“Outstanding! let’s make this ‘movie,’ gentlemen!… And female director!”
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I think I just had a sargasm.
I just laughed my pants off. Hope that’s not too awkward… XD
Vampires. Heh. They don’t make them like they used to.
Grandpa Munster, now THERE was a vampire to reckon with!
*mumblemumblefraggin’wimpybloodsuckerplehcthulhuftag’nslurp*
What a bunch of clueless, uneducated fart-faces.
Ahaha, oh dear. You made me laugh so hard.
i prefereed him as cedric.
This flic is definitely a guilty pleasure. I’m 22, serious and all professional at work, and I roll my eyes at fangirls that scream and create fan clubs. But this movie made me feel like a 14 yr old all over again. lol. ………but Im not joining any fan club
Ok, I understand why they would use that white makeup for this specific movie, but the hairstyles in all of the photos of it that are everywhere nowdays, WTF?!?
hahaha. this made me laugh x]
they moved over from zac efron! thats where.
i must admit, i love the books though.
Okay, just to prove that not all 8th graders are illiterate brats who can’t spell, I’ll post a comment.
I like Robert Pattinson, but not when he’s angsty (which thankfully, isn’t as much in the movie as in the book.) He’s got a great smile and seems cordial in interviews. Girls not only love Edward because of his good looks, but because he’s a “true gentleman.” Today the nicest comment most guys give us is “Nice rack.” Edward constantly tells Bella she’s beautiful; he treats her like a queen. Granted, his behavior does lean towards the stalker-esque community at some points, but overall he’s a good vampire. And Rob Pattinson is gorgeous, but not gorgeous in the Disney cookie-cutter way. More of an ethereal form of handsome.
I’m not a squealing “OMG I LUV EDDWARD SOOO SMEXY!” fangirl, but I do enjoy this series. Stephenie Meyer puts an interesting twist on vampires (even though the sparkling thing was a little out-there, it did make for some interesting jokes at the lunch table.) Nothing will ever beat the original Dracula, but I’m just thankful that some of the kids at my school read now. Even my teachers read it, and they agree that it is entertaining. It will never be praised as great literature, but it is good pop culture. And yes, I am a Bella hater. Ungrateful and bratty, she doesn’t deserve Edward or Jacob. I am a Jacob lover, and a major one at that.
Okay, back to the main point- the books are entertaining, not “great literature” but cute and pretty well written (though Mrs. Meyer does overwrite way too much) and as for the movie, I liked it. I wish they’d had a bigger budget, but I liked what I saw. Bella and Edward weren’t so cheesy or nauseatingly brooding, and I loved the minor characters-so funny. The baseball scene was cool and I own the soundtrack-the music is incredible. Don’t go into the theater with extremely high expectations, just go to see an entertaining love story.
You’ve restored my faith in the human race…at least the teenage population. A little bit. Anyway, I myself am in the ninth grade and I would like to get my opinion across with proper grammar and spelling, no LOLspeak or texting abbreviations, and no CAPS-LOCK.
I dislike the series. Sure, it got some teenagers to read, but it also taught them not to appreciate good literature. Twilight are the only books they will read. If it’s got a plot, it’s not worth reading. *eyeroll*
“It will never be praised as great literature, but it is good pop culture.” I believe this is a bit of an understatement. All of the characters and flat and most of them are Mary-Sues/self-inserts. Bella is Meyer’s idealization of herself, and Edward is her fantasy man. There are no disadvantages to being a vampire except some angst, apparently. There’s also no plot to the book. The tiniest hint of a plot showed up near the end, but disappeared quickly. The only hint of conflict or a non-perfect character is Jacob. He is basically the only conflict to have ever come into the series [except James, who showed up too late to save the series; Victoria, who never even caused any trouble; and the Volturi, who apparently aren't even bad].
Please, I’m begging you, don’t get me started on the movie! Let’s just leave it at this, shall we?
You, whoever you are, have just echoed my very thoughts. Thank you, for defending our population (the teenage girls in the 8th, 9th, 10th grade area). Everyone is being so stupid about this. [rolls eyes/]
Okay, so I’ve never read the book or seen the movie (and I don’t plan to). But, I have to admit that Robert Pattinson is attractive. I don’t obsess over him, but I do think he’s pretty hot. Different people are attracted to different things. I happen to like guys that aren’t all bulky, tanned, and bleach-blonde. The slightly awkward, pale, but totally cute guys catch my attention…which is why I love Michael Cera. Haha, but anyway, it does get pretty ridiculous with the pre-teen girls, and even girls my own age and older, who are absolutely OBSESSED. I say this, though, when I remember getting so excited over NSync and the Backstreet Boys and whatnot, but I was never obsessed.
It’s a funny caption, though, and Mr. Pattinson does look rather yummy in that tree…maybe because I’m thinking of the trailer I saw when he was in the same position…I don’t remember what he was saying, but the way he said it…I don’t know.
I also have to say…I loved him as Cedric Diggory, before anyone had ever heard of Twilight. And the guy who played Oliver Wood…mmmm.
Oliver Wood FTW. Heck yes.
But…what about Tom Felton?! [Draco Malfoy!]
Hah, dont you love that through that whole big comment people only reply with Harry Potter stuff? Harry Potter FTW. THATS a good series.
But what about Rupert Grint? Oh Hell, any guy in Harry Potter but Dan Radcliffe is hot, and even then Dan’s not ugly, hes just normal.
I mean, have you SEEN pics of the guy who plays Neville without the geeky makeup?? Hes smokin’ hot.
Oh, by the way; all of you upset over the sparkly vampire thing:
My friend (a fan of Twilight, who started reading it way before it was popular) said that Stephanie Meyer has said that the concept for the book came from a dream she had of a girl and a vampire (who was for some reason sparkling) lying in a meadow or something. It’s fiction. She’s allowed to write whatever she wants. Do you really think it’s possible for a man to create a human out of mismatched body parts? Go bash Frankenstein, then.
Vampires aren’t REAL. Therefore, when writing about them, one can do whatever the hell one wants. Remember, this is from a non-fan, and someone who is sick of all the Twilight-related flair and bumper stickers on Facebook. But I’m not going to bash the series (that I haven’t read) over trivial things.
OMG i think he is way hot and is a great actor
HHAHAHA! How true!! LOLOLOLOL! I really wonder why there’s a lot of fangirls here being angry at this funny captioned pic. Anyways, Twilight is not even worth reading. I’ve read and TRIED to continue, but I can’t. I just can’t find anymore excitement in this piece of crap book.
Stephenie Meyer, give back my money! ARGH.
Oh nonono the book is F-awsome I’ve read it 3 times in the past week (that obviously shows that I have no life ) And the fact that you can’t read through a good book doesn’t neccesarily reflect on the quality of the book, more on your attention span. Ktnx
No, actually, it means the book is boring.
omg hes so damn sexy this will be my new background soon. . . .
My grandma jus sent me twilight buttons and there is no jasper pin! makes me sad..
Hes hot but hes really in la la land
I think that he’s so up himself and not that pretty and real horrible whereas jacob is sweet and hot…perfect
i believe they come from my possy at school.
It seems to me that Twilight is like Marmite – you either love it or hate it.
All you so called “hater” types moaning in here about the “Twilight Lovers” going on about how you dont get their obsession and all the hype, but you lot are producing almost as much fuss to the film as the ‘Fangirls’. Why care so much, its just a book, just a film, and every girl has something they obsess about as a teenager so they can day dream through lessons, it was Take That/Boyzone then Harry Potter and now it’s Twilight.
I just think its funny that it has evoked such emotion from the world!
Exactly! Remarkable and interesting. And yes, EVERY teenage girl, even every member of the female race, has the guy. It’s hormones, and our natural wanting that perfect guy. Honestly. Perfect comment.
ok peeps lets clear some things up, Twilight is a book saga AND a movie (for those of u who did’nt know) <OMG HOW COULD U NOT KNOW?!? ok, now about me, YES i AM a fangirl and no i am not depressed or mental, i just happen to admire the characters in the Twilight saga and for those of u who will leave mean reply comments, i hope u have a good life, u awful awful person picking on a teenage girl!! shame on u!!
I haven’t yet read Twilight, but I’ve read the first chaptor. It looks interesting at least, and a source of entertainment, but appears to not have much of a plot. I’m not saying anything yet officially, though.
However, the hype on the book and movie is just plain annoying. Obsessions are okay, but taking an obsession to an unhealthy level is…er…unhealthy.
/Captain Obvious moment.
good
lol they r probably stalkin him dressed up as trees or something x
i love edward but im
TEAM JACOB X
u suckand jacob sucks! go team EDWARD!!!!!!!!!!
ROFLMAOLOLPPLZ!!!
That is just SO friking hilarious!!
Quick! Kill it! PLEASE!!!
im with ya on that one. CANNOT STAND THIS TWILIGHT EPIDEMIC! why are girls and boys addicted to vampires???
Eh, I actually like vampires, but Twilight just screwed up the whole vampire genre…
Seriously, sparkling?! WTF?!
ZZZZZZZZZZZZOOOMG EDWARD/ROB IZ SOOOO SMEXY x#33333333333333
I swear, someday I’m going to lose my mind and kill all of the Twitards…
PLEASE let me help you!
Ithink mom’s since 1980 give little boys to eat some kind of magic food ….and they created a diferent kind of beautifull man i wish my husband look like him! cause he’s so good looking but maybe in the inside he’s a di(*&.
Oh i think he needs to read the books all of them cause I just buy the dvd and there some extra comments of them through the movie Rober p Kristen S and the directos and they laugh watching them selfs in the movie and in one part of it he laughs cause he did not new about some part of the first book that was in the movie and he said ” ops!” that truely mean that he hasn’t read the books at all! …that’s too funny he does not like romantic books lol ROB READ TE BOOKS 4 OF THEM ! you’ll do better in the movie ! study study boy! lol
He did read the books. He called them crap. He only auditioned to score with Kristen Stewart.
he is so HOT!… Don’t worry Rob, We wouldn’t be screaming in ur ear.
one of the two times i will actually agree with this abomonation of a vampire. u sparkle? u fucking *sparkle*? *bitch-slap* u don’t get to sparkle!!! Ur not nearly cute and/or funny and/or fabulous enough to fucking *sparkle*!!
(the other time is about not liking strawberry blonde)
Total douche.
Stephanie Meyer… I hate you, from the roots of my heart. You better hde because IM GONNA GET YOU!!! Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow… But I’m gonna get you…
i actually liked Twilight a bit until the crazy, obsessive fans/retards ruined it for me. o.O
What the heck is up with you chicks jeeze its ridiculouse!!!!!
Seriously…what is so hot about vampires? I don’t understand fangirls of fanboys for that matter. I hear a lot of girls like “Oh, I just wanna kiss him!” Then I told them he smokes, and got a kick where the sun don’t shine.
he is sooo hot he creates them himself
lol i love these things especially about rob. but seriously he is so fuckin hot
he’s… okay, i guess. cute… but overrated.
Those girls need a good dose of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Has anyone noticed the wire hitched on his back?
[sigh/] Fangirls are rabid…but so are some of the fanboys. I should know…the Breaking Dawn tour I went to? Holy jeez. The gay fanboys….wow. It was incredible. And the girls? Insane. I just had a broad smile on my face. XD But I’m not insane! They’re just good books with a good man. Excellent combo.
they come from HELL-ywood.