father daughter bonding…
father daughter bonding…you’re doing it…really weird.
(Billy Ray Cyrus, Miley Cyrus)
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wow… thats…the worst parenting fail ever
Twelveth
she’s such a ho-bag
He’s a bit weird….so say the least
yeah, i live on the same street as them… it’s kinda creepy
seriously?
I hope they dont do this in public
shut up! it’s supposed to be artistic! just grow up!
Coming from someone telling someone to shut up ON THE INTERNET.
It IS artistic. but telling people to shut up on teh interwebz is bad.
thats kinda…really weird
i know that pic is really freakn me out
Ummm… Hello Photoshop! They aren’t even in the same plane! Give me a break…
Wish it was. This was one of the pics for Vanity Fair magazine:
http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/features/2008/06/miley200806
It weirds me out.
God dammit. I wish people wouldn’t shout “PHOTOSHOP!” at every oppertunity.
I don’t want to know what he’s thinking.
Let me tell you anyway. He is looking forward to getting a time machine sometime in the future.
WTF – Miley Cyrus has a wierd dad.
yeah, don’t tell his heart, tho… i just don’t think it’d understand
Zing!
*bows to your awesomeness*
WIN.
That’s all kinds of creepy.
that’s exactly what i was thinking.
*shudder*
Ummm, eeew. Previously, I thought his most immediate grounds for parent disqualification were his hair during the 90’s and his willingness to financially exploit his daughter. We now have a new best reason to take away his parenting rights.
Why does Billy Ray have a band-aid in his arm pit?
Shaving incident?
doing the nelly thing, old white guy style?
or covering up a ridiculous baldwin-style HM tatoo!!!???
I believe that’s his daughter
win
Orly? He seriously looks young enough to be her boyfriend. How old is that guy anyways? I remember listening to Achey Breaky Heart when I was real little.
I think he’s wearing two tops :S
Or a bra. . .
This reminds me of my old roommate who had a crush on her brother. ….needless to say I dont live with or associate with her anymore.
I heard they got married and moved to Idaho
Well she used to “joke” about marring him all the time, so maybe you heard correctly.
Sadly, this happened in my hometown. One was adopted, but as an infant and they were only 2 years apart in age…ick.
So there was no blood relationship between them. What’s the problem?
Incest, mmm. :/
Not to say I really have any thing against incest, though I don’t support it, but I think you can’t help who you fall in love with. As long as it’s consensual and they keep it the hell away from me, I won’t care.
Weird relationship – u haz one.
I mean, using her as a meal ticket wasn’t bad enough?
Not to mention she has a weird older boyfriend too. Pattern? I think SOMEONE has a DILF thing goin’ on.
The PHOTOGRAPHER posed them like that.
It’s Not a candid paparazzi shot where they got caught making out!
yes….but they agreed to pose like that. ick!
Ok so the cameraman was like: ok lets get a bonding shot.. mmmm closer… closer.. ok lean into him… thats it, closer though.. grab her hand.. closer…. thats it!
Man, I want to tear those pants of Miley and go to town on her holes. Especially the rear one. Dad can watch.
Ummm, you’re sick, and maybe her dad would be sick enough to watch.
*cough*attention whore*cough*
Please don’t feed the troll.
The Pants of Miley? Is that like, an Irish pub?
*stay away from my house, plzkthx* lol
captain blowme, u must be emo
I just threw-up in my mouth a little. That was nasty.
What exactly is going on in this picture, other than making everyone REALLY uncomfortable?
Actually the comment right before yours is makng ME really uncomfortable. wow.
Having now read it, I’m joining the club. Ick.
He says stuff like that all the time. He’s just a troll looking for attention.
Keepin’ it in the family.
With their “strong christian morals”
Yikes.
Yes sir, i’ll have her back by midnight… and no sir, i won’t ask any questions about you two
he’s TOTALLY hitting that
Thats some good old fashioned Alabama Family Lovin for you.
And there’s the elitist, “holier-than-thou because I live in a non-Southern state/city” comment I was waiting for.
And there’s the whiny, “take offense at non-offensive joke because I’m a moron” comment I was waiting for.
Hah. Beat me to it.
And there’s the I-make-cheap-shot-jokes-because-I-don’t-understand-the-nation’s-sectional-history comment I was waiting for. That shit is really quite personal to some. I’ve always heard that the easiest way to kill yourself is to go to a bar in Georgia and start ranting about how Tecumseh Sherman was a god….
*gets dumped by girlfriend*
*drives 3486705 miles to Georgia*
*walks into bar*
*yells-”Man-oh-man, isn’t Tecumseh Sherman just the BEST?! woo-hah!!!!”
hellz yeah!!
You’d be surprised how many blank looks you’d get instead.
Excuse me, but until you are the actual target of one of these stupid, bigoted jokes, you don’t get to decide whether they’re offensive. Meanwhile I wonder who the real idiot here is if you Northerners really believe we’re just going to sit around calling us inbred and stupid without so much as raising an objection.
The day Americans start reserving insults for people who actually deserve them, rather than because of physical characteristics that don’t hurt anyone or because of behavior that is odd but similarly not harmful, we might actually get somewhere as a country. Meanwhile, every time you open your stupid fat mouths about Southerners being inbred rednecks you lose that much more authority to tell Southerners they shouldn’t be racist or prejudiced about religion. Pot, meet kettle. Get the stick out of your own eye before attending to the speck in your brother’s. Et cetera.
If the familial familiararity comment doesn’t apply to you, why worry?
Or, truth hurts, huh?
That’s like saying a black joke shouldn’t be offensive to a white.
So, logic FAIL
Or if everyone just stopped caring about what other people say, nothing would be offensive anymore, there would be no more arguments over people being bigoted, homophobic or just plain intolerant and everyone can just get on with thier lives.
After all, insults and racial slurs only really effect people who actually let the words get to them. It’s really the emotions behind the words that should depict how offensive they are, admittedly this is pretty hard to convey in text but I’ll give you an example:
“Get over here you redneck a**hole! >:(
”
“Get over here you redneck a**hole!
Note how the second one seems more pleasant than the first?
i kinda agree…I mean, it doesnt really matter what people say, but that doesnt mean they should say it
“we’re just going to sit around calling us inbred and stupid”…
…if you believe we’re just going to sit around LISTENING TO YOU calling us inbred and stupid. Outraged comment syntax fail.
Original point (with words added in to make better sense) still stands. Of course it’ll miss you by a mile.
Umm, H.D., I live in TEXAS, yes, TEXAS, and I don’t take offense to that because she does have it w/ her “Daddy” b/c that’s how they do it in Tennessee!
…. i live in tennessee. lol but oh well, i cant say much cause my friend’s 2 cousins got married. i dont take offense to it, it just gets annoying. but miley cyrus was the worst thing that has happened to tennessee.
I live in TEXAS too! I agree with you, don’t blame the region, blame the person!
it looks almost photo shopped and i’m really hoping for that.. … …..
OMG! it’s not!!! EEEWWWWW!!! and super-super creepy
WoW, that’s a thousand different kinds of creepy
Is it just me or does he still have a mullet happening there…
Of all the creepy things going on in that pic, the mullet is the thing you notice first?
Business in the front…
PARTY IN THE BACK
Ohai.
My name’s Billy Ray Cyrus, and I only had one song ever make it in my career, so I am riding my hott (oops, did I say that out loud?) daughter’s skirttails back into the spotlight, b/c I’m an attention whore.
Therefore, I’m doing it right.
Kthxbai
I thought it was Billy Rae Cyrus. XD
First picture I see where Miley actually looks hot.
Funny, how she’s white here…and orange on Hannah Montana
Wow, you’re right…
I know what Billy’s thinking…
“2 more years, then she’s legal…”
What is she like 15, or 16 now. I’d tap that sub-legal ass.
I think I am the only one that does not see how this photo is incestuous. They are both fully clothed, and, honestly, I don’t see how the pose is THAT awkward. I mean, if you guys think that is incestuous, you guys would NOT be able to handle Serge Gainsbourg’s “Lemon Incest.”
Very, very true
No, you’re not the only one who see’s nothing wrong with the picture.
I think it’s more because…her pants are so. damn. low.
I would never wear anything around my father which required a brazilian before public display. other than that, it’s just…a picture. *that if you didn’t know it was her father, you would think it was some underage biker bang broad’s old biker bang boyfriend* And if it were an unknown man and his daughter, everyone would be going…WTF. Sorry, I had a little obvious statement stuck in my throat
So apparently it’s incestuous just because they are touching at all? That pose is not that crazy. And, yes, her stomach shows a little, but I personally don’t think they are that low, they are as low as any other girl wears their pants.
Really — there is more incestuous innuendo on “Your Mama Don’t Dance.”
I’ve never seen this photo that bad either. Lots of close parents and kids still “lay” around with each other. One famously, Selena used to put her head on her mom’s lap for her to rub her hair when she was tired/upset. I mean seriously, my dad and I danced closer than that at my wedding. Now go ahead with the lame “too close” crap. But she ain’t sitting on his lap, she’s laying on his knee.
No you’re not the only one.
yes the pic i uber creepy.
no billy does not have a mullet, it’s just swept back.
have to agree miley looks really hot in this pic, much better than blond hannah.
I don’t see what’s wrong to be honest. He’s holding her hand, and she is leaning on his lap (NOT HIS CROTCH!).
It’s more the sultry look they both have going on that makes the picture look sexually charged. It’s not necessarily the physical proximity alone.
So they should have both looked as miserable as sin or at the very least adopted a sickly sweet “Nothing going on here” cutesy pose to placate the simpletons that suggest there is more than meets the eye to their relationship.
I see it as a very nice picture that suggests “Yes, she is maturing into a beautiful young woman, but watch out because she’s still daddy’s girl and even though it doesn’t look like it… I’m here for her AND keeping an eye on YOU!”
OK, here’s a little mental exercise for you.
If you didn’t know who they were, would the image make you think they had family ties, or that they were romantically engaged?
*note comment avove*
Good point, but I think part of the problem is that family members are so estranged from one another anymore. When I was growing up it wasn’t unusual for parents and kids to exchange kisses and hugs (of the non-sexual variety, stereotypes about Southerners notwithstanding). I think this photo came out weird because we always expect photos of music stars to be sexually charged. But really, if you look at it, they just look pretty.
Now if you don’t know who they are, OK. But if you don’t know who they are, then you’re not gonna know they’re related, either. If you know who they are to be disgusted by whatever subtext might be there, then you know they’re not dating, so no big deal. *shrug*
In the same vein as my comment above, I would think they are close – not “together”. I’ve laid that way with a gay guy friend of mine who was my best friend at the time. I’ve laid that way with other girls when reading mags and crap. People make it what they WANT it to be when it’s something with multiple interpretations. Sultry is in the eye of the beholder. I see her face more “dark” than sultry. She’s not pouty lipped. She looks more bored to me than anything. Picture a blonde set wearing the same clothes. Or put her in a pastel sweater and jeans. It’s all what one *wants* to perceive. Not what is.
So you’ve never laid that way with a straight male friend of yours or one of your male relatives? May I ask why not?
Yes, you danced close with your dad at your wedding reception but I doubt anyone could see that as anything else other than a father saying goodbye to his daughter before the honeymoon especially if you were dressed in your wedding gown. If you were dressed in a swimsuit, lingerie, chicken costume or in Miley’s getup there though it might have looked a little odd to random passers-by.
I do agree with you though people do see what they want to see. To me they look completely vacant, it’s as if a trail of drool could trickle out the side of their mouths any second because they’ve forgotten how to swallow.
She virtually has her arm between his legs. THAT is the part that’s squicking me about that pose.
It’s not werid at all. It’s this kind of thing that really annoys me, that a father and daughter can’t be close, without this kind of gossip.
yeah, but she’s sixteen! that pose would be a tad more appropriate if she was five.
Why? Because it’s OK to molest a five-year-old?
(I have no objection to the photo–but WTF, are we blaming Miley for the imaginary subtext of this photo now?)
ewwwwwwwww
Eww and i hate miley cyrus her and her dad are trying to get her fired from hannah montana cuz she doesnt want to do it anymore Emiley Osmont isnt alking to her anymore she only wants the money and her dad only wants her to kept up with the singer so he doesnt lose his name her step mum says she sould stop with being a celeb
Jings!
Get some punctuation!
your run-on sentence makes my head explode x_x’
If I were him I would give my daughter free for adopt and then I would BANG BANG BANG BANG
Happy Birthday Miley Cyrus.
You’re now legalz.
Pedo bear approves of this photo!
I’d tap that.
hes wearing a sports bra.
or an UNDERSHIRT
But an undershirt wouldn’t give him the support he needs.
lmfao, that’s a win
i find this quite amusing. who knows if they are incestuous , but hey incest has been in the bible also. lol
maybe its the pose? because if you look at numerous calvin klein, gucci, american eagle, etc. etc adds, you will see very similar poses to this which kinda points toward the direction of sex.
seriously, how many teenage girls would pose with their dad for a picture like that?
This is quite old news now, although it still makes me laugh.
I don’t see anything wrong with this pic.
But anyway, to quote Weird Al about Billy Ray’s ‘musical background’:
“Don’t play that song,
that achy-breaky song,
the most annoying song of them all…”
I think the worst part is the fact that they are holding hands and their facial expression is quite serious NOT loving.
Miley looks like Rachel Nichols on ESPN !?!
There’s just something very wrong with this photo. What was the magazine thinking when they set this up!
Whatever the reason for posing for the photo, it’s still got a lot of people talking about it and no one will forget about them anytime soon. They still got their publicity.
What is wrong with you wierdoes.. Are you telling me you never have a quiet moment cuddled up with your child? Your child must feel seriously unloved.
To me it looks like one’s watching tv and the other’s daydreaming
yeah, people don’t have children anymore.. Just vast hordes of porn
lovingly snuggling in front of the fire watching a good flick is one thing… too bad this is a photo shoot that looks like a calvin klein ad… if she was my daughter i don’t think i’d take a photo like this with just her… maybe with mom in the middle, but not just to two of us…
again i say…
weird.
Vanity overwhelming!
It is kind of.. weird.
I dunno. I mean, I’m all for family closeness and all but if you want to portray that she’s getting older but still “daddy’s little girl” there are better poses.
I wouldn’t go so far as to scream INCEST but I think the pose is bit awkward in itself.
This is one of the photos from the Annie Liebowitz photo shoot that got crazy becase Miley was wrapped in a sheet. Everyone got freaked out over the sheet and said nothing about these creepy photos. I liked the sheet photo. This one just makes me queasy.
I agree with ubr above. I was at church a couple of weeks ago and saw a teen girl about Miley’s age sitting with her parents. The dad spent the entire service leaning towards his daughter while wife was cast aside like old bread. It was obvious to the onlooker that wife was jealous and dad/daughter were oblivious to anything. I dont want to say there is anything going on but come one.. that speaks volumes.
You people have seriously filthy minds! There is nothing wrong with that photo, just with those incestous fantasies you are reading into it.
Yeah uh… Uncomfortable. Maybe it’s just me though… My dad and I didn’t even hug, so that’s just CREEPY.
um, photoshop?
look at the angle on his arm.
this is totally fake.
omg does someone have to yell “fotoshop” at every dumb thing? it was a photoshoot for some magazine. so no its not photoshoped. photoshop isnt the answer to every disturbing incest case
ummm.. she looks like she is broken…
….ok?
and whats with miley’s shirt? u dont wear a belly shirt when u are posing with ur dad….i guess unless you are miley cyrus and we all know she’ll be the next “star” to blow her carrer
lmfao, chicka, “Blow” her career XD
THEY MUSTVE BANGED!!!
just… wow… and this was added on my birthdayyy!!!!
REDNECKS WILL BE REDNECKS
youre a retard. miley cyrus&her family are NOT redneck AT ALL! theyre just fuckin southern posers.
Although I have to agree that the posing is almost creepy, it’s supposed to be artistic and seen in a poetic light [hence the monochromatic background]. If you watch the expressions and actual body language, it’s obviously just father daughter – and not inappropriate.
this pic should be in the fail blog
thats is totally fail but totally awesome in a really creepy way.
Good lord. All odd incestuousness aside, Miley Cyrus is just not a cute girl, is she?
Well… after all the ARE rednecks aren’t they?
hey! this isnt real, thats not miley or billy ray. its all part of this retarded video someone made on youtube,
Miley Cyrus Vanity Fair shoot [UNCENSORED]
so um, this pic is fake
That IS Miley and Billy Ray. The video you’re talking about has two totally different people, but the reason they made the video in the first place is as a PARODY to THIS PICTURE.
haaha u guys are all wankers! theres absolutely nothing “incestual” about this shot AT ALL. all it is is a daughter hanging on her father & trying to be sexy for YOU at the same time . (cuz thats what pretty girls do). u guys are all weirdos who luv drama. read. or something.
um… wow?
Parenting Fail. My dad wouldn’t tolerate me dressing like that for a family portrait, if that’s what you want to call it. My God.
umm yeah plus his hand is is kinda by the boobish area so awkwrd
HAHAHAHA. I would scream incest, but I’m a civilised kiddo.
If I was a ‘Wanker’ I still wouldn’t take a photo like this one with my father (But then again I hate my Father with a bloodied Hammer…….) But the fact is this picture to other people strikes a Incestuous feeling or a look. This photo goes along with her wrapped in a blanket, I do not Care who the hell is the fracking Photographer is, a tween/teen should not be taking pictures that shows their backs, covers their chest and with jeans on. I mean come on is that how a Kid’s role model acts, No it isn’t to me.
it does look weird, i agree.