Hello Career?
Hello Career? Where did you go?
(Lindsay Lohan)
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*waits for the horny guys to come flocking with lame puns*
Ooh, this is an easy one! Your career went down the drain… *makes draining sounds*
Well, you went to rehab. Because you forgot to take it with you?
Well, you went to rehab. Perhaps you forgot to take it with you?
Career hates addiction…
it went to visit your pal paris hilton and your other celebutard friends. it probably will never recover from that visit. hopefully it forgets about you so the rest of us can as well.
Seruiously, what has this girl EVER done? She’s made what….three movies post turning 18? They all sucked. Without the paparazzi, she wouldn’t be more than a B movie actress at BEST.
yeah maybe but she’s HOT!
… That is the LAMEST excuse you could use for this…. seriously.
No, she’s not. Despite her age, she still looks like jailbait. Most adults consider that a turn-off–would you want to date someone who looks that young? What if things ended up getting intimate? Would you really want to have sex with someone who looks like she could file pedo charges against you?
Nah…she’s hot. not uber hot, but hot. And she doesn’t look like jailbait. I think you would find most adults wholike girls would not complain about finde=ing her in bed. Unless you consider the fact that she has been passed around so much you’d probably catch something.
First off, @ the L….ever heard the term Lolita? This is not a problem for a limited physical engagement. Legal is legal.
@Doubts
She USED to be hot…girl needs to eat a cheeseburger and a large fry. she naturally has an awesome rack, Hollywood killed it.
Good point. I too like my women old, weathered and apathetic. None of this nubile virility and energy for me, nosireebob!
Still disillusioned Frank after that 21 yr old called you a “Paw Paw”?
I don’t know but I doubt you’ll find it muff diving your nasty-ass dirty dyke pal. That and all the drugs have aged her badly.
seriously… she never had a career worth defining. that is all.
Well, Lindsay, it’s quite simple. You were sweet and innocent on “The Parent Trap,” and just about every American mom fell in love with your charm.
Then you started dressing like a slut, which drove away all the moms who weren’t irrationally offended by the whole lesbian thing.
So now your only fans are 13-year-olds who haven’t quite gotten over you yet (but it’s coming up pretty quick, so watch out).
Her career went straight up her nose!
she was hot until she started hanging out with that sam person or w/e
Hiding in her spray-tan bottle?
you turned lesbian and emaciated looking. and blonde.
Her career got lost in the sofa cushions of a Hollywood casting couch.
Miley has it!!! hahaha
OMGWTFKFCBBQ!!!!!!!
Hair+eyes+Vaseline-shiny cheeks+face=ZAC EFRON LOOK-ALIKE!!!!!!!!!!
OMGWTFKFCBBQ?
Oh! Damn! I missed the sarcasm. Sorry.
That wasn’t an insult, I couldn’t find the sarcasm (my brain KOs when I don’t have breakfast.)
Terrible spray-on tan.
Oh… her career…. was lost in her dyke girlfriend’s vagina.
is that penny lane’s kitchen from almost famous?
Naw Naw Naw! Y’alls missing out on teh sexy! Linszee es sexy CUZ she lezzie! Lez=Hawt! Her carear all gud. Just wit da dykes!
“Hello, Downtown Female Escort Service?
About that job offer…”
This girl knows how to smash it in! I would love to go on a massive bender with her, it would be awesome. Lezzer or not there is nothing quite like a girl who can snort more coke than i can
Ugh. She makes redheads look bad. Her orange skin drives me nuts. She always looks so greasy and dirty… yet another celeb where I don’t see the attraction. Really? There are so many better looking girls out there. Ones that don’t slather themselves with self-tanning lotion until the look radioactive.
It went wherever your clothes disappeared to. Sorry.
I see London, I see France, I see your sluttiness and your underpants.
WIN
Man, she really was hot for a couple of years, but JEEEZUS she went downhill FAST.