For the first time in history…
For the first time in history, a Panda volunteers to mate in captivity
(Angelina Jolie)
picture: dunno source, via our lol builder. lol caption: svutlana
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FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Victor Schlatter is a former nuclear scientist, church planter, missionary, and author. He is the author of Where is the Body? and Showdown of the Gods.
Victor grew up in Portland, Oregon, was trained at Purdue, and eventually found himself working in a nuclear plant in Washington state. There he founded a church within the Apostolic Christian Church (Nazarean) denomination. In the late 1950s, Victor dedicated himself to a new vision, to reach the stone-age people of Papua New Guinea and translate the Bible into the Waola language. He and his wife Elsie spent 30 years in the country and produced an entire Bible and founded the Tiliba Christian Church, which is currently composed of over one hundred churches.
Schlatter now resides in Australia, where he still provides oversight and accountability to the Papua New Guinea churches and directs Southern Pacific Island Ministries, which is dedicated to promoting a relationship between southern pacific island Christians and Israel.
what does that have to do with the pic, srsly?
about as much as the FIRST!!!!!!!!!! thing…
Best Caption Ever!!
We would agree, but we’re never supposed to speak of you.
lol, but that is an awful picture of her
ugh, che’s so creepy… all sketal and such… 8 O
Yeah, I know. You can see pics of her on this site where she looked at least 20 pounds heavier. And most people thought it was bad enough with the thinness in Hollywood before. Apparently it’s this year’s fashion — concentration camp victim with makeup.
“Apparently it’s this year’s fashion — concentration camp victim with makeup.”
LOL
It makes me cry a little, inside.
Ange, the knees. Good God woman, either do something about those knees… or hide them, for the love of Christ.
Seriously. She’s so thin that her legs look hideous.
EPIC WIN
uh, yeah wow ahaha for being about the sexiest woman alive those knees are horrible.
I love Angelina Jolie, but that picture doesn’t even look like her! I know I’ll get stoned for this, but in that picture, she looks more like *shudder* Janice Dickinson…
Get stoned all you want, but don’t be surprised if you’re asked to share….
That is the first thing I thought of! She looked so much better with about 20 more pounds on her frame.
Note to Hollywood: curves are sexy, skeletons and saggy knee skin–not so much.
WTF is wrong with her ARMS???
I know – looks like elephant skin or worse…
eww why would anything want to mate with “man-hands granny-knees”?
Love the caption but please, someone get this woman a cheeseburger…
I honestly don’t see the humor….who would want to mate with that skeleton?
Keep your opinions to yourself, He-Man!
Prune knees!!! Ewwwww….
Am I the only one who finds that panda insanely creepy?
Damn furries…
yea, dude, but lolpanda is fun, though
What a nice picture
Is that Octomom??
Kind of reminds me of Sally from “Nightmare Before Christmas” actually. Same build, etc. Awesome!
I would not Mate with her, what so ever. Salim, she does not remind me of Sally from “Nightmare Before Christmas”.
Even if I was a Dog I still would not mate with her what so ever.