LAXATIVE
LAXATIVE
Where will you be when yours kicks in?
(Robert Pattinson)
Robert Pattinson is kind of dull in person (via BestWeekEver.tv)
picture: dunno source, via our lol builder. lol caption: Stef
« Previous Like any Trekkie… | For the first time in history… Next »
» 182 Comments
-
'Razzi Sez:
Quarxyz on Drama queen! 142978 on And women wore panties .. The Roc on And women wore panties .. Alice on Drama queen! King_Mario on Drama queen! McFirst on Drama queen! Alison on And women wore panties .. Alison on And women wore panties .. Hayden A. Smith on I’m Gonna Let You Finish… Laurens on Little Bo Peep has lost her… 
Cheezburger Network Blog-
“OH SHIT!”
(I think I just did.)
I’m so sick of seeing this idiot in the media…
He’s not an idiot.
He’s just playing an idiot in a film based on a book written by an idiot.
Maybe he’s just a partial idiot….or a man riding on idiocy.
I find it hilarious that so many people feel the need to insult both Robert and Stephenie Meyer. I guess doing an excellent job of portraying a character from a book written by an extremely talented woman WOULD make people jealous enough to randomly insult you, but that doesn’t change the stupidity of it.
Robert did an amazing job as Edward, and he most certainly isn’t an idiot.
Clearly, all the idiots are here…
ty jennifer i have to agree with you there why is it that people always critizize talent is it because they dont have any that must be it let the person shine for who and what they are if u dont have anything nice to say dont say it at all cause im pretty sure that person finds worse faults within themselves then u ever could and they never really asked ur opinion . once again ty jennifer and kaboom for proving someone has a mind on here
PROTIP: Please learn to use correct punctuation and capitalization, or you’ll get TL;DR a lot more often, and you’ll be written off as a n00b a lot more often.
Unfortunately the incompetence of the general American public has launched him into a position of fame where he should not be. Much like the Jonas Brothers, he is supported by a fan-base of preteen girls who who use thesauruses to make themselves sound as if they are intelligible people with a mind of their own, and not just following the crowd.
To be fair, it’s not only pre-teen fans. For either of them. I am not ashamed to say that I am over the age of 18 and like Twilight, Jonas Brothers AND Robert Pattinson. And I really didn’t follow the crowd in any of those, especially considering my age
No… what’s unfortunate is that people think artists, like Robert Pattinson, aren’t worth because they are in crappy-popular movies. You probably should see some indie movies of him to see his real talent.
Dunno if that was in reply to me but I’ll respond in confusion anyway.
what would you recommend?
That is a fair point I guess I only seem to have seen him in popular movies and didn’t think his acting was that great, but to be fair if it was an over-hyprf movie then he might not have been that comfortable doing it. I dunno =S
Indie movie wise as you phrased it
*Over-hyped gah can’t type!
I agree with you that he is not a very good actor, but I am offended at the rest of your comment. I happen to like the Jonas Brothers, and I am certainly not one of the girls you describe. For example, I hope to get my PhD. in archaeology, enjoy reading the classics (such as Les Miserables by Victor Hugo, and Le Phantom de l’Opera by Gaston Leroux.), and only rarely use a thesaurus. I am not one of the gormless girls you described in your comment, and I am a teen fan, though not of Twilight. So I would really appreciate it if you wouldn’t generalize like tha. Thank you, and I hope you do not take offense.
I love that whole ‘Actually I’m really smart, so shut up’ retort. Not that I doubt that what you are saying is true, Anon, I just have a hard time taking anyone seriously when they pull that.
But y’know what? You are totally entitled to your own opinion and have every right to voice it. Or type it, whatever.
On that note, here’s mine:
I don’t think that Stephanie Meyer is a talented writer. Personally, I find her work repetitive and bland and don’t understand how some people could see her as some sort of genius, but to each his (or her) own, I suppose.
I have heard about all I can take about Edward freakin’ Cullen as well. He’s a fictional character, he is not your soulmate, he’s not real, and even if he was, you’ve read the books a million times, so you should know he’s taken and it just ain’t gonna happen.
Robert Pattinson on the other hand, is, I believe, quite versatile. Cedric Diggory, Edward Cullen and Daniel Gale are all quite different personalities which I think he portrays well. Just because he is the physical embodiment of a character does not mean he was completely responsible for the whole thing. As I said, Edward is fictional. Stephanie thought him up and made him the way she wanted, and Robert had to keep that in mind as an actor approaching the role. What I’m trying to say is that while you, as an audience member, may have not liked Edward in the film, it wasn’t necessarily all Robert’s fault (it doesn’t make him a terrible actor because he plays a terrible character, the writing is somewhat responsible too).
Back on the original subject:
I’ve seen this pic around for a while now, but that’s the best caption so far!
PS. this whole post wasn’t all directed at Anon, it just started out that way, don’t take it personally!
Anonymous you hypocrite, that’s the wrong use of the word “intelligible.” Where did you learn that word, A THESAURUS? Way to fail at your own argument.
I think you both are crazy. Its a friken book for god sake! And Robert is an idiot. I mean who takes a shower every 2 months anyway???
I could think of a ton of actors who would have done a better job playing Edward in the stupid move.
they have to criticize because SOMEONE doesn’t know how to spell crittcize
even I have trouble with spelling CRITICIZE!
yes, i do think that Robert Pattinson did a WONDERFUL job in Twilight, but i dont c y he and Stephanie Meyer r getting all the crap in here.
same thats exactly what i was thinking!! i thought he was amazing in twilight! but rob and stephanie dont deserve all these insults
Rock on, sisterfriend! People need to cut the crap and and admit they’re jealous.
that is what ive been trying to get in there head!!!
sisterfriend? wtf?
what has happened to america?
that is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
true. people are being a jealous, idiotic, maniac.
I’m absolutely sure that no one would be jealous over someone who managed to write a book ment for sex crazed teens that a five year old could understand. I am also sure that anyone willing to read such a book would be idiotic. And anyone who liked it enough to stand up for it would be a maniac. I just feel sorry for the poor fool who took the job of Edward Cullen ( I totally agree with Rosencratz).
The books are, granted, mindless fluffy morality plays, yeah, but nonetheless enjoyable.
Twilight good, moronic fangirls bad.
i totally aggree with u. They insult him just cause he played that part. They are the idiots
Oh, come on. Twilight is basically smut for little girls. Women get off on the idea that there’s something that will die without them being around. And that’s the premise of the whole series and nearly every single vampire/vampire-lore book ever created. Edward is a sub-par character who barely has any real background or character development. The only saving grace is that they used a PLOT DEVICE to make the character completely devoid of any emotion! You might as well have had JK Rowling take credit, or Dan Brown! Literary standards have plummeted ever since the people who felt that Nancy Drew was intellectually stimulating have taken up the pen. That’s a fact.
If you think Stephenie Meyer is good, I suggest you read the classic novels to understand what “excellence” is. Novels I recommend are as follows: Les Miserables by Victor Hugo (no abridged versions!), The Phantom of the Opera by Gaston Leroux, Rob Roy by Sir Walter Scott, All Quiet On the Western Front, and Animal Farm by George Orwell. I hope these remind you of what excellence truly is, in it’s purest form.
THANK YOU! I was just going to say, anyone who thinks Stephenie Meyer is a good author has obviously never read a truly great novel, and one doesn’t even have to go as far back as to books you’re describing. There’s plenty of authors out there writing books today that are much better than her stuff! She uses words in her novels that are the “ten dollar” words but don’t make contextual sense, and there is no character development and.. oh my god there are just too many things wrong with her books to even list. Don’t get me wrong– I love a love story as much as the next person, but if there’s someone who wants to read an amazing love story that has much more substance, they should read some Garth Nix, especially since his writing style is also in the same age group as Meyer. Or the Belgariad. Or Odd Thomas. There’s so much out there that deserves so much more attention!
obviously there are enough ‘idiots’ to justisfy all these burns… hmm maybe people are just expresing their opinions? hmm maybe?… wanna show them up? be the bigger person walk away, at least that way we can enjoy a bit of a laugh with out you
TRUE THAT!!!
Wht I find hilarious is that some people who have read Meyer’s books (yeah, I’ve read them) still think she’s some kind of hero or God or something…newsflash, this pic isn’t even about her… I think we’ve found the real idiot ^ *cough* that’s you *cough*
I actually like Robert Pattinson, but not because he plays Edward Cullen.
Of course, because every book based on a wet dream is done by an extreamly talented writer.
Stephanie Myer is a hack.
have you ever sat down and read something other than twilight? the book sucks, all it is is a mastabitory tool for 14-16 girls and 14-20 gay guys. i mean really
He is a better Cedric than Edward. Plus the Harry Potter books are better than Twilight. Vampires are very overrated lately. He is really a drunk that needs a shave and to wash his hair. And you can’t say, “Oh how do you know how amazing the story is? I bet you never read it.” But, my dear, I have a snappy comeback as I’ve read it twice. You are one of the preteens that think that he is so amazing because he plays a pussy vampire that fell in love with a human. Otherwise my dog has more talent than him, and she has 3 legs.
much like your self?? i agree.
I like the way you think.
Plus you have to read all the books and see the movie to say anything about it and half the people don’t.
You are officially my favorite person ever! That was awesome!
You’re welcome! I’m just glad that after the bazillions of captions I submitted, one finally made the front page!
Seconded, LOL.
That book is mint and he’s mint in it.
Twilight Rules
wait… wat does that mean…
you sir, r an idiot. (if your a boy, then im calling you a woman.) stephanie
meyer, is an excellent writer.
I hate when you people talk about Twilight like Jesus read it to you at bedtime. I don’t get what all the hype is about. I read all four books, the Host, and half of Midnight Sun online. I looked everywhere, but Stephenie Meyer has truly hidden her writing talent well.
…………………….Jesus did read it to me………………….
are we talking about Twilight or Harry Potter?
amen to that. feel bad for him.
He’s not an idiot! And the author is not an idiot. You guys are the idiots!!
No, the fans are the idiots!
true… so true… what the hell was in her mind?!
HOW DARE YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT!! HE IS PROBABLY MORE TALTENTED THEN U!!
Haha wow, guess we have a Twilightard in here.
meaning……….
I think I’ll label this as “Point proven.”
Well excuse me but i don’t understand things easliy.!!!
A ‘facepalm’ of the ultimate variety is required in this space so I’ll happily oblige.
*facepalm*
I love the internet.
Wow! You are a Twilight fan, aren’t you!
Well, Pappy always said, “A crappy story about sparkling teenage vampires might diminish your brain cell count”!
Anyone got a stake to stab it with?
Woah you seriously need to relax a bit… It’s an OPINION, everyone’s allowed to have their own, no need to make a big deal out of it
Ok, sory, i sometimes a freak out a little 2 much……..
Look who’s on the big screen, look who’s not.
personally i think robert pattinson is a great actor and not an idiot at all.
and ofcourse he is gonna be in the media thousands of girls adore him! (including me i must say)
and i think people should stop bagging Twilight- i know everyone deserves an opinion but SERIOUSLY! :@ if you wrote a book that people critisized you for, how would you feel?
who cares if the vampires sparkle?
its an interesting twist on the traditional vampire plot lines.
you cant always have the same things written, jeez it would just get boring
One cannot put a “twist” on such legendary creatures as the
Nosferatu. There is too much lore, to deviate makes them not vampires.
DEAL. Twilight=FAIL
Hellsing=(Bloody)WIN
No, honey…. If I write a book and want it to say that vampires turn into ladybugs with the sunlight… then that’s MY problem, MY book….
It’s not like someone has the copyright of how a ‘vampire’ should be….
Then that doesn’t make them vampires at all. That makes them creatures that spasm into ladybirds when they’re exposed to raised UV levels.
BULLSHIT..
i bet his cuter than Y0U GUYS..
What does that have to do with anything? Looks don’t equal talent… far from it in fact.
Also I’d like to comment on the “jealous” thing. No, I am not jealous. I just don’t like her books. I also don’t like the fact that she claims Twilight is better than Romeo & Juliet or The Princess Bride, and although everyone is entitled to their own opinions, that’s just… wrong…
The only idiots are people arguing over the internet .. So am I postin a reply here
technically, he’s a genius.
he can take such a crappy roll and a crappy franchise and run with it so it makes him pretty much famous. and it just happened to be a roll that made people believe he’s goodlooking.
Weasley’s Wizarding Wheezes: the sequel to U-No-Poo…
Oh wait. Wrong fandom.
*runs away and hides*
No, you were half right…he was the Hufflepuff champion in the Goblet of Fire. Remember? he was the kid that got owned by Voldy.
yea and he died in the maze… isn’t that the right guy.??
Cedric Diggory; yes.
No, it’s okay.
Harry Potter is wayyyy better than this Twilight bullshit anyways.
Vampires do not fall in love.
They fall into pungee pits.
no… they aren’t real and neither are wizards and sorry 4 all u wizards of waverly place fans 4 that…
“Ditto with Rob”? Robert PattinHow about people who are real, then? Hm?
Half of Jo Rowling > Stephenie Meyer will ever be.
i think that you r a bunch of b.s. twilight owns harry potter.
I think you’re a ten year-old who probably doesn’t even know what BS stands for.
If you wanna go by a following of idiotic emos/fangirls, Twilight wins, but if you want to go by a GOOD STORY, Harry Potter owns. JK Rowling took the time to learn to write before she started her empire.
okay, who the fuck is that and why do they make sucha fuss bout him on this page?
He’s an actor who plays a teenage vampire in some new movie. A ripoff of both Buffy and Lost Boys, from what I hear. He previously played Cedric Diggory in HP/GOF.
He’s a nice, good-looking young Brit with some talent who really hasn’t done anything to deserve the bashing he’s getting here. It isn’t his fault that genetics has given him a handsome face.
I disagree with the “A ripoff of both Buffy and Lost Boys” part.
But I agree with everything eles you said.
Well, I admit I was just going by what I heard; I haven’t seen the movie and I don’t intend to.
Wow.. that’s true.!! He doesn’t deserve tha stuff he’s getting in this place.!!
*applause*
okay, who the f*** is that and why do they make such a fuss bout him?
p.s. wikipedia/imdb doesn’t really help, so don’t send me a link of that
his name is robert pattinson. he was in one of the harry potter movies… the one with the goblet ummm… and thats about it. now he’s in this movie… so… and i red this book and it really wasnt all that good
It might helpif you thught of him as this year’s Orlando Bloom–he’s got the teen set all ga-ga about him.
That’s “help if” and “thought”–dratted site won’t let you edit posts after posting….
Exactly. Orly is a nice guy and a talented actor, it isn’t his fault that what we LOTR people call the ‘Naz-girls’ shreak over him. Ditto with Rob.
Umm…. preteen girls with nothing better to do but yeah.
Yeah… the book wsnt dat good. tha movie is kinda beter….. and i like tha movie because dt i can c Edward Cullen/Robert Pattinson in tha movie…!!
Try learning to spell, please.
Also, Twilight is really not all that amazing in any respect. You want a good vampire romance? Interview with the vampire.
Interview with a vampire, ah yes. Anne Rince does some excellent work with what she has to work with. She does an excellent job anyway.
Did everyone know that Edward ranked number four in sexiest vampire of all time? Guess who ranked first? Lestat.
Great book, why ruin it with a stupid movie. What a waste of time and money!
Bof da movie and da book suk! My English teach read da entyre series and sayd dat not only was the book written by a 5 year old, but it was just stooopid in general. She also said that from an English teacher’s standpoint, there were so many structural errors in it, it was ridonkulous. Mormons shouldn’t write about their secret, forbidden fantasies and then claim it a novel. Stephanie Meyers drives da FAILboat!!! Bwahahaha!
1. Learn to spell
2. There is no need to critique Stephanie Meyers on her religion, there have been worse books written by non-Mormons.
3. I would like to see you write something that would be as good and as popular as her novels.
*applause*
thank you for that lol
I’m not a huge fan of the movie or the book series, but I can’t miss the irony of the above post including the phrases “English teacher,” “structural errors,” and “written by a 5 year old.”
Here, here!
haha!
I second that statement!! I had to actually /slow down/ to read that chicken scratch.
wats a mormon.?
You’re not very smart, are you?
[Periods before question marks/exclamation points.? Not cool.]
“I would like to see you write something that would be as good and as popular as her novels.”
Actually, I think any educated high school student could write better than Meyer. As for popular? Well, she has perfected the art of harvesting pre-teens, hasn’t she? Maybe she’ll tell us her secrets.
Yea.. lik u can do betr then she did.!! just prove it andd then u can bash on her… but i dont think she deserves the things she and robert pattinson are getting here.!!!
You keep contradicting yourself. Do you or do you not enjoy the crap series, Twilight? Do you or do you not adore the crap actor, Robert Pattinson?
If your griping at her 4 misspelling things…. your wrong because you don’t spell things very well… no offense.!!! SIKE
11, 11 spelling mistakes that I caught. not 4.
He’s probably just gone into shock from the number of fangirls who showed up to see the Twilight drivel… Apparently he had no idea it was famous x]
The perfect caption, in my opinion. :]
Thanks!
dude Robert Pattison is sexy just the way he is!
….no, im not an obsessed, crazy fangirl but Im still a fan. 
I’ll be on the toilet, lamenting how pointless, boring and a waste of my time this post was.
Then why did you bother posting it if it was a “waste” of your time?
Mormons, shmormons, start the church of URINE–piss on it all
ok, what is a mormon? i’ve heard it from Coe Coe!!, nearlymormalized, AlwaysHungary, and grr. so what is it?
A Mormon is someone who practices the religon of Mormonism (oddly enough:p)
For someone named Hayley Williams you certainly bring her a bad name.
Never read the book series but I went to watch the movie. Let me tell you it was two hours of waste of money. Sorry to say that twilight gives vampire movies a bad name. If you like a teen love story with little action and vampires playing baseball then this movie is for you on the other hand if you are looking for a vampire movie that stays true to the genre then save your 8 dollars and go watch something else.
this is why idiots who don’t know anything about the film OR the book shouldn’t go see this movie. Try doing some research before “wasting your money,” if you read a little info about the book you’d know this was not your typical vampire story.
As for this caption, I think it’s perfect, and as for Robert Pattinson and the Twilight series, they’re pretty perfect too.
Anyone who says differently can shove it. You can’t say there’s something out there that you don’t love just as much. Everyone is entitled to their opinion, they’re NOT entitled to stating those opinions as facts, and making every Twilight fan out to be some crazed teenage girl with a crush.
Even if you read the book, the movie was still crap and the story was still crap. It had the *tiniest* hint of a plot, but that vanished at the end. I wasted my money on the books, too. I own all four. *facepalm*
The thing you Twilighters need to understand is that NOTHING IS PERFECT. Your boyfriend is not/will not be perfect. Your life isn’t and will not ever be perfect. YOU are not, nor will you ever be perfect!
Ignore all hissy-fit comments above. Even if you didn’t know this guy from Adam, the caption fits perfectly. *waits for non-religious nuts to hijack post because I referred to Adam*
OMG ADAM! WTF HOW DARE YOU BRING UP RELIGION!!!111one
Sorry…you were waiting for it and no one else was doing it, so…you’re welcome.
I think he is perfection personified, even if the movie did suck….
Alright, alright! I surrender! I know when I’ve been deafeated. Still, it is a funny pic! = D
EDWARD GOES GOSSIPGIRL
(Someone by his right side): Hey you edward did you hear about that chic over there?
Edward: NO! WHERE??
LOOK here!!! For those of you who need to bash on an actor to make yourselves feel better, your just plain ignorant and prejudice jerks, who obviously suffer from a case of Moral Development and Antisocial Behavior. I believe that Robert Pattinson played and excellent role as Edward. Also the books are awesome and well written. If the author was an idiot, do you think that her books would be published and #1 on the charts. Maybe some of you need to search yourselves and come to peace with who you are instead of bloging ridiculous comments about someone who is trying to make a living and obviously is better then you.
once again well written post and i completely agree with you a-hole
Dude, it was just a funny picture that a caption found its’ way onto. It could have been Gerard Way or Orlando Bloom or hell, it could have been Demetri Martin. Three completely diferent people from each other and Pattinson, but all could have had the fucked up expression on their faces. Does it really matter that the jacked up face in that picture is Robert? What makes it funny is the face. (Only a a small infintesimal part is Pattinson. Like, a 99th of it is all.)
I’m just tired of everyone assuming that because someone reads Twilight and enjoys it that they’re automatically a retarded tween fangirl. I agree that Stephanie Meyer has room to grow as an author, but the romance of the series is what draws me, and many others as well. Nothing wrong with trying to believe there are real Prince Charmings out there. And Robert Pattinson is a good actor, regardless of what movies he acts in. Don’t hate on him just because you dislike Twilight (which you’ve probably never even read- half the people that have insulted it have flat out told me they refuse to read it or they only skimmed through it). Edward is a flawed character for a few reasons, but Pattinson made him lovable.
whooo hooo well said Cheshire.
Agreed with you. I’m not an obsessed teeny but I enjoyed the books and the movie. I couldn’t care less about whose hot and whose not and oh my god obsessions with Rob Pattinson, frankly if I was going to I’d rather do Nikki Reed….
Acting wise I have to be honest, I like Robs music better, he should stick with that more. =D
I agree with u! U know why? because I was a Twilight hater….
I refused to read the books or watch the movie, until one day a friend just made me watch the movie, lol (and just because she bought the tickets).
I just ended up reading the books…
People just can’t say “I DON’T LIKE THIS”, if they haven’t even tried to like it…
I HAVE tried it.
I agree that not all twilight fans are idiots, I just don’t like the books!
Some of my friends like twilight and are far from idiots, heck, my fiance likes twilight, and he’s not an idiot either!
I don’t see why people think they have to talk shit about Stephanie Meyer and Robert Pattinson, they are both fantastic people and they don’t need the shit they get here!
*sigh* I love these kinds of captions on celebrities I ADORE, so I’ll comment on that, shall I? The face is just perfect for that caption, Stef. Well done
I don’t adore this guy. In fact I don’t think I’ve ever seen a movie with him in. He isn’t all that attractive in my eyes, just another pretty boy. However, after reading all the hilarity above I just wanted to add to this… I generally prefer the silly captions about celebrities I like.
people just need to get over themselves.obviously, they have not read the book,
and are obviously fans of some hannah montana crap. i personally think that they do not need to give all this crap about stephanie meyer and robert patterson.
i agree that twilight rocks, and stephanie meyer and robert patterson, and all the
other actors/actresses are excellent.
I have no idea what you’re talking about. I have read the books, I don’t listen to Hannah Montana, and I don’t like the books. And what does Hannah Montana have to do with this anyway?
Okay. You are…SO incredibly stupid. First of all, I HAVE read the books. All four. Plus the Host and half of Midnight Sun, trying to understand where all the hype was from and scavenging for Stephenie Meyer’s writing talent, which she must hide very carefully, because no one can find it. And it most certainly does NOT “rock”. It is poorly written and cliche Seconldly, in reality, Twilight’s fans are the ones who love Hannah Montana. Not all of them do, but they’re the closest to that sad percentage of the population. Thirdly, “all the
other actors/actresses are excellent.” FALSE. Kristen Stewart cannot act to save her life. Robert Pattinson was *okay* in Harry Potter [GoF], but in Twilight, he looked like he needed a hug or a laxative or something. And, fourthly, his name is Robert PATTINSON. If you’re going to go around defending him, at least spell his name right.
I agree with Death by Taco (love the name by the way), First thing is that fact of doing your reading or research on the person. The second thing make sure you can spell your words or ‘At Least attempt’ to spell. Third of all make sure that you ‘CAN’ write like you know what the Hell you are writing mind because I did not understand the writing you just typed there, Person twilightreader18.
AND what is Sam Frances does Hannah ‘that one chick that I do not like’ Montana have to do with this? Some readers of Twilight (and the series) may listen to Ms. Montana but then you have some who don’t.
OMG the guy has a fish face! Heยดs ugly as hell. He has also the dumbest fans ever. I canยดt stand them anymore, both this piece of english wood called Pattinson and his stupid tweens…
I BET YOU’RE SOME FAT DUDE. am i right? he has a hot body and an attractive face. get over the fact you can’t get half the girls he does.
Actually, no. I’ve seen him shirtless and it made me cringe. And I’ve seen his face and it made me gag.
I read the whole series, and it was interesting.. AT FIRST. Meyer’s style gets old incredibly fast if you hold any kind of intellectual prowess at ALL inside your hollow little head. The overuse of the words “chagrin” and “dazzling” make me cringe and have the overwhelming urge to punt small children. The movie was complete and utter fail. Forget the fact that Pattinson looks horribly awkward trying to act and Bella was just beaver teeth with eyes, the plot was so rushed that it nearly made my head spin and I can only thank the Gods above us that New Moon is going to have a new director. I’m not BASHING the movie, series, or Meyer. I’m stating my opinion. The series’ popularity is based immensily on media hype and vampire-obsessed tween sluts. Pretty much nothing else is earning Meyer the millions that she doesn’t deserve. Basically, the book would be mentally stimulating to an 8 year old, the movie should be used for government-issud torture, and as for Meyer… she should just stick to be an uppity, overly-religious prude. The end.
Q:LAXATIVE-where will you be when your’s kicks in?
A: Apparently throughout the whole damn Twilight movie.
Personally, I am a big fan of the books, read way before the movie which is why I can say; I loathed the movie. Everything about it was cheesy, over dramatic and just crap. From the Acting to the directing, cinematography and script. EVERYTHING. The only thing that made that bearable was Cam Gigandet. And yes, Rob Pattison looked constipated throughout the whole thing.
Also I find it really sad how everyone gets so worked up over something so trivial. This really depicts the everything wrong with our current generation.
As for my reply to your argument: It is true that Edward Cullen is not real, but he is the embodiment of THAT guy, whom all girls are looking for, this is probably why he is so popular amongst the female population of the world.
Everyone is entitled to their opinion, but its just plain rude to bash (as much as youre denying it, it was a bash) it and stereotype people who do happen to like it.
I think Stephanie is a good writer, and I read a lot of books, many that are unlike twilight, such as works of Charlotte Bronte, Dostoyevsky and the compilations of Ralph Waldo Emerson. I do agree that a majority of the fans seem to be the embodiment of vapid, shallow, unrealistic philistines who have never read any other book in their life, and I’m not disagreeing with you. Nevertheless there are those who like the book simply because they think its a good book. Im 16, with a good head on my shoulders, on my way to an Ivy league and am neither a ‘vampire obsessed tween’ or a slut. I don’t even see how liking Twilight=slut. It simply does not relate- you obviously believing so just proves MY opinion that you are no more brighter than any of the fans you have described- thus rendering your argument a fallacy.
Furthermore, it is completely inappropriate to bring matters such as religion into your silly little argument, something you would realize if ‘you hold any kind of intellectual prowess at ALL inside your hollow little head’. (That was a fairly hypocritical statement you made since I believe the word ‘prowess’ was used in the wrong context in that statement).
I hope you understand and appreciate my sentiments here, I really do. Thanks for the hilarious read. Did you get that? no of course you didn’t.
oh and also,
fuck you very much:)
“make me cringe and have the overwhelming urge to punt small children.”
My god, you win so much!
I like Twilight, but I however am able to recognize that it has flaws. I don’t like Edward at all but I have nothing against Robert Pattinson. The movie was horrible, but he did what he had to do, he was being payed to act and he did so and in my opnion he did it well. Some people like him, some don’t, in my opnion build a bridge and get over it, people have different point of views and we must respect them all
hhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
There’s nothing wrong with the Twilight Saga. The book series. I thought they were fantastically written. If you just don’t have the time to read them or your brain can’t handle reading anything that exceeds the limit of 250 words, then, I’m sorry. You don’t know what you’re missing out on. I admit, the movie sucked. It was corny, and frankly, I don’t like Catherine Hardwickes work. But, that’s just my opinion, and everyone has a right to their own opinion. But we still have the right to think your opinion is stupid.
hey asshats twilight rox so stfu
O-p-i-n-i-o-n. Say it with me, come on. You can do it.
U don’t know how unbeleivably funny it is 2 see twilight haters and Twilight luvers in a fight about this…LOL..ROFL…I am stating my opinion when i say this and i don’t expect 2 b cussed out b cuz this is a free country and i have the right 2 state my opinion….I personally am a die hard twilight fan and i love robert pattinson and edward and taylor..i think they ar all hot and i am team edward…once again plz don’t leave nasty comments and cuss me out 4 stating my opinion..thx!!!!!!!
First off, if it wasn’t for the hair style the poor guy has to have, I would think he is symmetrically perfect. That’s my way of saying someone is…. is… handsome, although not in the I’d-like-to-grab-and-smooch-him way.
The thing is, most of you Twilight lovers have to understand is that people like me grew up on the old horror stories about vampires. I grew up with Dracula, BTVS, Angel, and Hellsing. The vampires are evil, and as such they fear the sun light. Good vs. Evil – Light Vs. Dark.
I’m sure that alot of people would have to agree that the mere notion of a shiny vampire is preposterous because of the decades of established lore for the vampire character. In order for someone to actually enjoy any part of the series, they need to meet this criteria, or portions thereof;
Romantic/Enjoys Romance Stories
Enjoys Vampire Romance Stories
Understand and can tolerate a Mary Sue
If you can meet 2 out of 3, you are good to go.
The reason I personally cannot stand the series (yes, I did watch the movie and read the first book, I do not judge blindly) it is to much like a yearning pre-pubescent Mary Sue teen wrote a book about how she wishes she could fall in love with a noble vampire with the bad boy attitude but can be tamed.
I hate romance with a obscene passion, and I feel that I will only ever be able to manage a platonic relationship with anyone. These are of course my own opinions and feelings that directly pertain to me. These do not specifically apply to anyone else, so don’t get on your high horse about something.
I don’t really give a shit about this caption or Robert Pattinson being an idiot or whether he sucked in the movie, but I do have to say that Harry Potter is better than Twilight by a loooooooooooooooooong shot. At least HP has some semblance of a plot.
Hilarious caption. On the actor part regarding Twilight, he is just not was in my head when I read the book, Emmet however was pretty down pact from imagination xD anywhos -goes to read more of creators lolz-
HES AN IDIOT
greetins from ?????
He’s not an idiot. He’s English, ergo, he’s not an idiot.
Erm…Russel Brand. Ergo, there are stupid British people.
For those who want to argue, do you know how he got fired from MTV?
OOO I’m curious, haha
(by the way, very good point, Russel Brand, funny at times, but an idiot)
On September 12th, 2001, he went into work stoned and dressed up as Osama Bin Laden [sp?].
who gives a shit? its funny!
I don’t care who he plays, or what role in whatever movie he may be in. I problem is the sudden hype about Twilight, I liked Twilight before it was cool, and now; everyone likes it due to the ^^ him.
What I don’t get is that no one even really read the book until the movie came out.
I read the books WAY befor It was a movie I think that they are VERY good but the movies SUCK! They are NOT like the book.
yowza he is hot.
Anyone remember back when Rob and Kristen were both saying they didn’t actually LIKE twilight?
OMG who cares? Opinons are like assholes and everyone has one! Give it up
One thing I have to say about Twilight fangirls is that at least it’s safe to say they’ll never reproduce.
God knows how many of them are masturbating to this picture right now.
wow you guys should really just stop this bull and like go back to you blogs
I THINK ALL OF YOU ARE WANKERS. WHY DON’T YOU ALL GROW, ACCEPT EACH OTHERS OPINIONS ON THE FILM AND STORIES, AND READ A REAL KICK A$# BOOK LIKE THE LORD OF THE RINGS. SEE? PROBLEM SOLVED. NOW THAT THE NERD HAS SUBMITTED A BOOK THAT ACTUALLY GIVES PEOPLE ASTRONOMICALLY LARGE BRAIN FARTS, GET HAPPY, AND GET OFF OF EACH OTHERS BACKS!
I just would like every one to realize stephanie meyer is morman and puts her beliefs in the book for example edward has been “good” (WTF) all his life so he gets a prize (bella (WTF)) in return and thats part of the reason i hate twilight i do not like to have her beliefs forced upon me
well, i don’t really care about the other comments, but basially what i wanna say is; i read all the books aaages before the film came out & at first they were aleright, but i read for a second ime & they really pissed me off, so then i went to the cinema to watch it, and tbqh, it was a big ball of shite
so yeah 
I’m not here to Bash the Brit Robert P. (the new Laxative commercial Guy!) But I have ‘TRIED’ reading the books and could NOT get in it to the said ’story line’ but for the most part the REAL reason of why I would watch the movies of ‘Twilight’ is for the eye candy of Jacob Black ……..Er I mean Taylor Lautner (mind you he is around my age!) Robert has acting abilities or have done so to his best ‘abilities’ I didn’t mind him playing as Cedric. I just couldn’t really see him as Edward Cullen of the Twilight Series.
ANY Twifans or Twi-haters please don’t ‘HATE’ me for saying a simple opinion that I had for a while now.
accurate. haha
just to stir it up a bit more:
Twilight is obviously too much for all of you linguisticly challenged haters to comprehend. Don’t bash the book. The movie did not do it justice. If you can’t say or aren’t willing to say anything good about a beloved book series, I suggest you keep your pie-holes shut, unless you want to end up on many hitlists. Anyone who has already spewed incoherent drivel hating on the Twilight Saga are at the top of mine.
Have a nice day
EmO_gUy_LoVeS_tHe_BoOkS