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By: EmO_gUy_LoVeS_tHe_BoOkS

EmO_gUy_LoVeS_tHe_BoOkS — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 19:16:48 +0000

just to stir it up a bit more:
Twilight is obviously too much for all of you linguisticly challenged haters to comprehend. Don’t bash the book. The movie did not do it justice. If you can’t say or aren’t willing to say anything good about a beloved book series, I suggest you keep your pie-holes shut, unless you want to end up on many hitlists. Anyone who has already spewed incoherent drivel hating on the Twilight Saga are at the top of mine.

Have a nice day
EmO_gUy_LoVeS_tHe_BoOkS

By: PaigeyPie

PaigeyPie — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 19:07:40 +0000

…………………….Jesus did read it to me………………….

By: Picardkid

Picardkid — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 21:08:49 +0000

Anonymous you hypocrite, that’s the wrong use of the word “intelligible.” Where did you learn that word, A THESAURUS? Way to fail at your own argument.

By: XThatoneBunnyX

XThatoneBunnyX — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 03:48:45 +0000

I agree with Death by Taco (love the name by the way), First thing is that fact of doing your reading or research on the person. The second thing make sure you can spell your words or ‘At Least attempt’ to spell. Third of all make sure that you ‘CAN’ write like you know what the Hell you are writing mind because I did not understand the writing you just typed there, Person twilightreader18.
AND what is Sam Frances does Hannah ‘that one chick that I do not like’ Montana have to do with this? Some readers of Twilight (and the series) may listen to Ms. Montana but then you have some who don’t.

By: Chloe

Chloe — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 02:41:09 +0000

accurate. haha

By: XThatoneBunnyX

XThatoneBunnyX — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 01:43:15 +0000

I’m not here to Bash the Brit Robert P. (the new Laxative commercial Guy!) But I have ‘TRIED’ reading the books and could NOT get in it to the said ’story line’ but for the most part the REAL reason of why I would watch the movies of ‘Twilight’ is for the eye candy of Jacob Black ……..Er I mean Taylor Lautner (mind you he is around my age!) Robert has acting abilities or have done so to his best ‘abilities’ I didn’t mind him playing as Cedric. I just couldn’t really see him as Edward Cullen of the Twilight Series.
ANY Twifans or Twi-haters please don’t ‘HATE’ me for saying a simple opinion that I had for a while now.

By: thegwen

thegwen — Sat, 03 Oct 2009 12:40:54 +0000

technically, he’s a genius.
he can take such a crappy roll and a crappy franchise and run with it so it makes him pretty much famous. and it just happened to be a roll that made people believe he’s goodlooking.

By: Katiee:)

Katiee:) — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 20:48:29 +0000

well, i don’t really care about the other comments, but basially what i wanna say is; i read all the books aaages before the film came out & at first they were aleright, but i read for a second ime & they really pissed me off, so then i went to the cinema to watch it, and tbqh, it was a big ball of shite so yeah

By: Me

Me — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 03:21:09 +0000

I just would like every one to realize stephanie meyer is morman and puts her beliefs in the book for example edward has been “good” (WTF) all his life so he gets a prize (bella (WTF)) in return and thats part of the reason i hate twilight i do not like to have her beliefs forced upon me

By: Meg N

Meg N — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 02:13:35 +0000

I like the way you think.
Plus you have to read all the books and see the movie to say anything about it and half the people don’t.

By: WMDKitty

WMDKitty — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 07:26:46 +0000

The books are, granted, mindless fluffy morality plays, yeah, but nonetheless enjoyable.

Twilight good, moronic fangirls bad.

By: lmao

lmao — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 02:58:09 +0000

much like your self?? i agree.

By: Vincent

Vincent — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 02:52:15 +0000

The only idiots are people arguing over the internet .. So am I postin a reply here

By: Frankie

Frankie — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 01:38:45 +0000

O-p-i-n-i-o-n. Say it with me, come on. You can do it.

By: Frankie

Frankie — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 01:15:46 +0000

Dude, it was just a funny picture that a caption found its’ way onto. It could have been Gerard Way or Orlando Bloom or hell, it could have been Demetri Martin. Three completely diferent people from each other and Pattinson, but all could have had the fucked up expression on their faces. Does it really matter that the jacked up face in that picture is Robert? What makes it funny is the face. (Only a a small infintesimal part is Pattinson. Like, a 99th of it is all.)

By: Frankie

Frankie — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 01:08:06 +0000

I second that statement!! I had to actually /slow down/ to read that chicken scratch.

By: Frankie

Frankie — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 01:05:22 +0000

Interview with a vampire, ah yes. Anne Rince does some excellent work with what she has to work with. She does an excellent job anyway.

Did everyone know that Edward ranked number four in sexiest vampire of all time? Guess who ranked first? Lestat.

By: teh cuteness

teh cuteness — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 23:04:36 +0000

I THINK ALL OF YOU ARE WANKERS. WHY DON’T YOU ALL GROW, ACCEPT EACH OTHERS OPINIONS ON THE FILM AND STORIES, AND READ A REAL KICK A$# BOOK LIKE THE LORD OF THE RINGS. SEE? PROBLEM SOLVED. NOW THAT THE NERD HAS SUBMITTED A BOOK THAT ACTUALLY GIVES PEOPLE ASTRONOMICALLY LARGE BRAIN FARTS, GET HAPPY, AND GET OFF OF EACH OTHERS BACKS!

By: teh cuteness

teh cuteness — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 22:57:09 +0000

even I have trouble with spelling CRITICIZE!

By: teh cuteness

teh cuteness — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 22:55:29 +0000

they have to criticize because SOMEONE doesn’t know how to spell crittcize

By: Alisha

Alisha — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 21:26:23 +0000

He is a better Cedric than Edward. Plus the Harry Potter books are better than Twilight. Vampires are very overrated lately. He is really a drunk that needs a shave and to wash his hair. And you can’t say, “Oh how do you know how amazing the story is? I bet you never read it.” But, my dear, I have a snappy comeback as I’ve read it twice. You are one of the preteens that think that he is so amazing because he plays a pussy vampire that fell in love with a human. Otherwise my dog has more talent than him, and she has 3 legs.

By: cynic

cynic — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 20:43:31 +0000

have you ever sat down and read something other than twilight? the book sucks, all it is is a mastabitory tool for 14-16 girls and 14-20 gay guys. i mean really

By: Master of Stevebert

Master of Stevebert — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 18:16:21 +0000

God knows how many of them are masturbating to this picture right now.

By: Giveupalready

Giveupalready — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 03:17:18 +0000

wow you guys should really just stop this bull and like go back to you blogs

By: that_weird_creepy_chik

that_weird_creepy_chik — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 03:24:24 +0000

true… so true… what the hell was in her mind?!

By: Death by Taco

Death by Taco — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 18:04:41 +0000

One thing I have to say about Twilight fangirls is that at least it’s safe to say they’ll never reproduce.

By: Death by Taco

Death by Taco — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 18:03:53 +0000

I hate when you people talk about Twilight like Jesus read it to you at bedtime. I don’t get what all the hype is about. I read all four books, the Host, and half of Midnight Sun online. I looked everywhere, but Stephenie Meyer has truly hidden her writing talent well.

By: Death by Taco

Death by Taco — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 17:58:40 +0000

No, the fans are the idiots!

By: Death by Taco

Death by Taco — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 17:58:10 +0000

Wow! You are a Twilight fan, aren’t you!

Well, Pappy always said, “A crappy story about sparkling teenage vampires might diminish your brain cell count”!

By: Death by Taco

Death by Taco — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 17:56:08 +0000

You keep contradicting yourself. Do you or do you not enjoy the crap series, Twilight? Do you or do you not adore the crap actor, Robert Pattinson?

By: Death by Taco

Death by Taco — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 17:53:53 +0000

“Ditto with Rob”? Robert PattinHow about people who are real, then? Hm?

Half of Jo Rowling > Stephenie Meyer will ever be.

By: Death by Taco

Death by Taco — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 17:51:40 +0000

“I would like to see you write something that would be as good and as popular as her novels.”

Actually, I think any educated high school student could write better than Meyer. As for popular? Well, she has perfected the art of harvesting pre-teens, hasn’t she? Maybe she’ll tell us her secrets.

By: Death by Taco

Death by Taco — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 17:49:40 +0000

You’re not very smart, are you?

[Periods before question marks/exclamation points.? Not cool.]

By: Death by Taco

Death by Taco — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 17:46:55 +0000

For someone named Hayley Williams you certainly bring her a bad name.

By: Death by Taco

Death by Taco — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 17:45:45 +0000

Even if you read the book, the movie was still crap and the story was still crap. It had the *tiniest* hint of a plot, but that vanished at the end. I wasted my money on the books, too. I own all four. *facepalm*

The thing you Twilighters need to understand is that NOTHING IS PERFECT. Your boyfriend is not/will not be perfect. Your life isn’t and will not ever be perfect. YOU are not, nor will you ever be perfect!

By: Death by Taco

Death by Taco — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 17:37:39 +0000

I HAVE tried it.

By: Death by Taco

Death by Taco — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 17:35:56 +0000

Okay. You are…SO incredibly stupid. First of all, I HAVE read the books. All four. Plus the Host and half of Midnight Sun, trying to understand where all the hype was from and scavenging for Stephenie Meyer’s writing talent, which she must hide very carefully, because no one can find it. And it most certainly does NOT “rock”. It is poorly written and cliche Seconldly, in reality, Twilight’s fans are the ones who love Hannah Montana. Not all of them do, but they’re the closest to that sad percentage of the population. Thirdly, “all the
other actors/actresses are excellent.” FALSE. Kristen Stewart cannot act to save her life. Robert Pattinson was *okay* in Harry Potter [GoF], but in Twilight, he looked like he needed a hug or a laxative or something. And, fourthly, his name is Robert PATTINSON. If you’re going to go around defending him, at least spell his name right.

By: Death by Taco

Death by Taco — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 17:29:47 +0000

Actually, no. I’ve seen him shirtless and it made me cringe. And I’ve seen his face and it made me gag.

By: Death by Taco

Death by Taco — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 17:28:48 +0000

“make me cringe and have the overwhelming urge to punt small children.”

My god, you win so much!

By: Death by Taco

Death by Taco — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 17:27:04 +0000

On September 12th, 2001, he went into work stoned and dressed up as Osama Bin Laden [sp?].

By: Death by Taco

Death by Taco — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 17:25:20 +0000

I think you’re a ten year-old who probably doesn’t even know what BS stands for.

If you wanna go by a following of idiotic emos/fangirls, Twilight wins, but if you want to go by a GOOD STORY, Harry Potter owns. JK Rowling took the time to learn to write before she started her empire.

By: Ordial Poster

Ordial Poster — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 17:22:09 +0000

Anyone got a stake to stab it with?

By: codfish

codfish — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 17:04:55 +0000

I’m absolutely sure that no one would be jealous over someone who managed to write a book ment for sex crazed teens that a five year old could understand. I am also sure that anyone willing to read such a book would be idiotic. And anyone who liked it enough to stand up for it would be a maniac. I just feel sorry for the poor fool who took the job of Edward Cullen ( I totally agree with Rosencratz).

By: Lizzy

Lizzy — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 21:27:58 +0000

He’s not an idiot! And the author is not an idiot. You guys are the idiots!!

By: Rebecca

Rebecca — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 15:59:25 +0000

OOO I’m curious, haha

(by the way, very good point, Russel Brand, funny at times, but an idiot)

By: Rebecca

Rebecca — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 15:51:47 +0000

I have no idea what you’re talking about. I have read the books, I don’t listen to Hannah Montana, and I don’t like the books. And what does Hannah Montana have to do with this anyway?

By: Rebecca

Rebecca — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 15:49:59 +0000

I agree that not all twilight fans are idiots, I just don’t like the books!
Some of my friends like twilight and are far from idiots, heck, my fiance likes twilight, and he’s not an idiot either!

By: Rebecca

Rebecca — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 15:39:16 +0000

11, 11 spelling mistakes that I caught. not 4.

By: Rebecca

Rebecca — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 15:31:45 +0000

What does that have to do with anything? Looks don’t equal talent… far from it in fact.

Also I’d like to comment on the “jealous” thing. No, I am not jealous. I just don’t like her books. I also don’t like the fact that she claims Twilight is better than Romeo & Juliet or The Princess Bride, and although everyone is entitled to their own opinions, that’s just… wrong…

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 14:57:49 +0000

OMG who cares? Opinons are like assholes and everyone has one! Give it up