Terminator 4: Rise of Beyonce
Terminator 4: Rise of Beyonce
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Truly frightening!
BTW, first.
When/what the heck was this for?
she wears it in her Single Ladies video as well… I don’t know what it is exactly lol
Dood. It reminds me of a gauntlet. I keep thinking she’s going to middle earth to save the Hobbits from Isengard….
Or blow up the Death Star.
Joe Jonas once danced to Single Ladies in heels and a leotard
that is a funny video
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All I know is that it’s made of titanium.
And that she’s officially lost her mind.
She had her jeweler make this for her to distinguish Beyoncé from “Sasha Fierce,” or so I read. She apparently wears the titanium arm whenever she’s Sasha Fierce.
Multiple personalities?
schizophrenia win
if someone has multiple personalities, can they get mad if you cheat on them with them…. oh yeah, they are crazy to begin with, so probably…
Schizophrenia is when you hear voices; you’re looking for Multiple Personality Disorder.
And there’s no longer any such thing as Multiple Personality Disorder, so what YOU’RE looking for is Dissociative Identity Disorder.
What a terrible case of HannahMontanaMileyCyrus Disease…
It is for her ‘I am Sasha Fierce’ Album, as she went for an alter-ego, based on a robotic woman, like Bionic Woman or something.
WTF?!?! O_o
further proof that the more famous you become, the less sane you become
Beyonce, you never cease to amuse, Lol = D
Anakin Skywalker’s long-lost twin sister?
That’s what I was thinking!
What in the world is up with her pants? Actually, what’s up with her outfit in general? She’s like a retarded, less cool Captain Hook.
What in the world is up with her pants? Actually, what’s up with her outfit in general? She’s like a retarded, less cool Captain Hook.
Nightmare on I’dtapthat street.
“Sasha Fierce” akshually.
Just because something is made for you doesn’t mean you need to wear it all the time. Treat it like the sweater your grandma made you; wear it when she’s around and make her feel good then throw it to the back of the closet. Pretty much looks like a hideous blend of the Terminator and Michael Jackson.
Did anyone see her on SNL last week? She was wearing a leotard and a gigantic thick belt and black high heels. All together, it made her look like she had giant turkey legs (like you see people eating at the fair). It wasn’t cute.
Beyonce has thighs like a an NFL linebacker, yet she insists on wearing the tightest, most camel-toe showing, unflattering costumes ever.
I have been contemplating this. Beyonce is still hot.
Seriously what is up w/ the goauld hand device? I do not approve.
nice ref.
do you ever walk through the Luxor in vegas and expect to see people’s eyes glowing? I do…it’s unnerving…
I, for one, welcome our new cybernetic overlords (overladies?).
Never mind the titanium hand. It’s the cold, dead robot eyes that really terrify me.
Perhaps she’s merely becoming accustomed to being severed from the Borg Collective and she’s hasn’t worked out all the kinks yet.
Darn! I meant to say “She hasn’t worked out all the kinks yet.” Should have proofread.
Ssomebody hold me…I’m scared of this cross between Freddy Krueger and The Gloved One (M. Jackson, for all you youngsters out there). Be-yonce be-weirding out!
I used to really like the single ladies song…then my boyfriend “put a ring on it” as Beyonce would say, and now I have nothing to be bitter about when I listen to the song.
It’s aimed at a very specific group of people I guess.
congratsisulations!! I hope you have a long and happy ring-wearing!
The hand thing? Yeah, that’s F-ing weird. But to the individuals who have critsized her thighs, have you become so brainwashed by the mass media that if a woman doesn’t resemble a scarecrow with anorexia then you have to point it out and make fun of it? Geesh! Women have curves, and thick full thighs are just one of the forms they come in! I’m not a big fan of her music, but I am a big fan of the fact that she’s not afraid to be a healthy weight and size!
YESSS, Mega win !!! We get to see Beyonce naked when she time travels !!!!
Yuck.
It’s sad, but Beyonce is totally the next MJ.
She was even raised by a wealth/fame-hungry father who forced her into non-stop performing at a young age.
However, minus her weird worst-of-the-early-nineties wardrobe of late, she’s still crazy hot.
whats with albums having split personalities like T.i vs T.I.P
how about y’all just shut the fuck up! Her figure is beautiful and there’s not a damned thing wrong with her thighs. I’m am so tired of looking at a bunch of bony ass celebs with their fucking rib cages and backbones showing as if that shit is cute!! Gross!! And damn it’s only a hand. Go get some coke and go to sleep and get a damn life.
Thank you. Someone with sense.
i dont get it
wtf she loox like a lesbian spandex robot cowboy!
Fullmetal Alchemist’d!
I saw her on an old SNL, and I wondered what was up with the whole Terminator glove thing as well.
IT’S THE POWERGLOVE!!!!
Lolz XDD