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You… You complete me… And for only a hundred thousand dollars we can get your inner soul read by space aliens.
(Tom Cruise, Renee Zelleweger)
Tom Cruise on the cover of Details (via BestWeekEver.tv)
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FIRST!
ALL AHIL XENU
First fail upon you!!!!
Second fail upon you!!!!
Talk about risky business….
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You forgot “and your firstborn”! They always try to steal your firstborn…
Why must you mock the dead?
I chortled.
And for a million dollars you get full access to the cult’s Celebrity Center!
A “Church” with a Celebrity Center. Beyond shady.
Scientology is such a scam… I don’t even want to know how much money they rip off of you.
Plus, it was founded by a freaking SCI-FI NOVELIST!! None of it is REAL! It’s, in the words of Dr. Evil, “Ri-gosh darn-diculous”.
Not to mention the fact that L. Ron Hubbard told Reader’s Digest (back in the day) that the best way to become rich and famous is to invent your own religion!!
reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
excussssse me i’ve got a religion to invent!
Yeah… only he would know about that. O.O
This is fantastic. Thank you for the laugh with this one!
I LOL’d.
I love Scientology… but only because I believe that the hopelessly stupid and gullible SHOULD be preyed upon, and I’m just sorry I didn’t think of it first.
SCIENTOLOGY…..the easy way for satan to get your soul!! and all the celebs are lining up to sell it…it is truly sad.
Lol.. Going for a Two-Fer?
Making fun of one religion while trying to make yours sound believable?
Don’t get me wrong, I think it’s the most ridiculous religion I’ve ever heard of, but then again, I see no reason why christianity is any more believable.
hahahahaha, one of the best lolcelebs yet ^_^
I like Tom Cruise.
Just as fake as every other religion.
Agreed! Hi Five!
scientology is a bit weird, but hey, don’t knock other people’s beliefs! at least they believe in SOMETHING.