fashon so ugly it pixilates itself.
fashon so ugly it pixilates itself.
(Tori Amos)
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Thanks for your “contribution.” Christ.
I absolutely LOVE Tori… but that is far from her best look. Errgh.
I love the old Tori, but at some point she went through some Identity crisis and… well all her new stuff just… *sigh*
Accept it: when she’s happy, her music sucks
What causes that?
Bad spelling.
AND cloth pattern.
I think we have a failblog moment.
I think you may be right. Looking at it makes my eyes cross.
Jpeg artifacts.
Ouch, my eyes…
lol that is funny…but i actually love what she’s wearing. i think it looks great
*prepares to be shunned by the fashion police or something*
I like what she’s wearing also, but I’m not a huge fan of the hair. But then again, I also don’t care, I’d rather have good music from someone looking fugly than crap spewing from my speakers from someone that everyone thinks is pretty.
I see the power of digital cammo… ouch.
What if they play good music too?
*gasp* The plot thickens…dum dum duuummmm…
Haha me too! I love this whole picture; its really cute =)
her bangs hurt worse than her “dress” does. >_<
GAH, the pain…it burns us!
I like her hair colour its nice
Where did my comment go?
Hmm anyway as I was saying I like her hair colour its quite pretty
Her hair is quite a nice colour
Hey, Emma…watch think of Tori’s hair color?
only one other has, thus far, commented on the bad spelling! sigh.
Strange that they spelled ‘pixilates’ correctly but stumbled over ‘fashion’…
I’m guessing it’s intentional. Someone who hasn’t realized that lolspeak is reserved for that other site.
Um… they didn’t. It’s spelled ‘pixelated’. At least, if they’re talking about the blurry-square pattern used to hide something in a picture/video. ‘Pixilated’ could refer to Tori herself, though: “Behaving as if mentally unbalanced; very eccentric.”
I love Tori too, but you gotta admit, that fits her.
You know, it really doesn’t matter, when she’s naked and willing in your bed, it doesn’t matter what kinda clothes ended up crumpled at the foot of the bed.
I like the outfit (if not the cut of her hair). But I love Tori Amos, so…
Did she cut her bangs while drunk with pinking sheers?!
It was a wig she wore throughout the last album promotion/tour. Looks like it was put on too hastily or needed to be adjusted before this shot was taken.
She wears the wigs because she’s older now, her hair’s thinned, & her face sags. She’s still beautiful in my opinion, but not “commercial,” so her face gets taped/strung up in a temporary face lift & they put wigs over to cover said faux face lift, giving her an overall younger look.
It’s a nice compromise if you ask me – she can appear younger for work without having unnecessary surgeries & enjoy being herself at home with her friends & family.
Tori is great… but…. I dunno… that.. shirt…dressy…thing…. it’s just… pissin me off… *eye begins to twich*
Hey!! Yall leave Tori alone. Pushing the envelope cant ALWAYS end in win
Wow, I’d pixelate myself too. :O
Sorry, but this looks fine to me. Tor pulls this off perfectly–
The whole pixel design might look nice in another color, in a shirt that was cut differently, but this just looks hideous.
Tori Amos is off-limits for criticism of any kind. Not just a good idea; it’s the law! (CA Torifan Code 143.33.54)
Agreed….
LOL! This is funny even though I don’t know who the f she is.
What is up with her EYES?
I was wondering that too. Bad botox?
Tori doesn’t need botox because she gets better looking with age. Her wrinkles are actually angelic symbols which are gradually being revealed to mankind. By the time she’s 80 the mere sight of her will cause orgasms and world peace.
She actually wears makeup to hide how incredibly beautiful she is underneath, because if you ever saw her without makeup your soul would cave in from the raw beauty of it.
I’m something of a fan.
The shot is doing something weird with her mascara, but her eyes really are shaped like an elf’s. It’s neat. Google her.
Oooh man I LOL’ed and hit vote, and then went WAIT…ISN’T THAT…omg I’m a horrible fan >.< Tori is in my top 2 fave artists, up there with NiN! In a way the outfit looks good, but it’s not my favorite definitley, and I see how the comment fits. Thus the lol.
it’s fake…you can see the pixels…?
it’s fake…look at the pixels.
A caption so stupid, it misspells itself!
i think that’s a cool shirt personally. and Tori has never been one for traditional fashion. she marches to the beat of her own drum for sure.
This is blasphemy. Tori could put a burlap sack on and it would turn awesome simply because it was in physical contact with her.
Godless heathens, all of you. Tori’s one of the greatest musical geniuses in the history of the human race. The Peabody Conservatory was after her when she was 3.
So she gets to be crazy, and that outfit gets to be win.
Heathens.
agrreeed! i am listening to In the Springtin of His Voodoo right now… LOVE IT! She’s been rockin’ it since i was a kid! I will love her forever! If you ever saw her in concert (when she was in her prime) HOLY MOLY she can rock it! Picture two pianos – face to face – with Tori play BOTH AT THE SAME TIME, while dancing AND signing her heart out.. i love her.
She still does the two pianos thing; in fact I would go as far as to say that, during the last show I saw in Dallas (July 09), she almost never played just one instrument for a single song.
Umm, wow, quite honestly, I didn’t even relize that ws Tori until I read it was her…I was too busy looking at the ugly outfit…and what the hell happened to her bangs?? Did she let her kid cut them?
It’s a wig. She has semi-normal hair now (In fact she’s on Tour as we speak, just about to finish the U.S. Leg and go to Europe).
That was around the time of the 2007 album aka the horrible wig album.
She still pwns.
Oh Mah Gawd eet’s Toreh!
I was just browsing around and I got an awesome surprise.
I don’t think it looks that bad but I’m not all that interested in what she’s wearing anyway; the music’s still good. It’s exciting enough just to see her on a site that’s not dedicated to her.