I can’t believe I’m still famous
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Neither can I….
Hey look!
a MALE bottle blonde!
I thought it was just people like Paris Hilton.
our world is so strange.
Indeed. Now they’re even spray-tanning themselves Highlighter Orange.
Somebody think of the children.
Sorry, who is he?
Its Fabio, and he’s from those horrible “I cant believe its not butter” commercials. (gag)
He’s some random dude from some random show, something along the lines with The bald and the beautiful or how ever it is spellt.
actually FABIO used to pose for the covers of sappy romance novels until he had a tragic accident involving a goose on a roller coaster. seriously.
What is weird is that he would be vaguely handsome if he cut that crap off! He might actually be able to do serious modeling again.
But that’s what he’s know for! The long hair blowing in the wind. Otherwise he’s just another attractive male model.
…that git hit in the nose with a goose! Search his roller-coaster fun-time experience! Many giggles!
but teh long hairz iz ftw!
FTW indeed! *purr*
He posed for the covers of womens romance novels, but that’s all I know about him. He had his moment I guess…
Haha, oh Fabio. You are still around, buddy?
Also, don’t forget his famous run-in with the duck at Busch Gardens Williamsburg a while back… While playing Apollo during the debut of the Apollo’s Chariot rollercoaster, as they got to the top of the first hill, a duck smacked him right in the face. It was pretty brilliant, made news for weeks in Virginia.
I laughed my ass off over his misfortune for months. I’m bad that way.
Fabio, I hate to break this to you buddy… But… You aren’t “still” famous. You haven’t been famous since the goose. And to be honest, Goose-face was probably the best look you’ve pulled off. I’d try that again. The public loved it.
His time has passed, that is true. But, I’ve seen interviews with him and he’s a very nice and genuine person. He also does a lot of charity work now.
Fabio is awesome. And btw, I’m pretty sure I saw him cameo in something not too long ago. Not forgotten by cool people such as myself at least.
Totally looks like: Mel Gibson?
Don’t forget the “I can’t believe it’s not Butter” commercials… I hear all the big stars get their second chance right after doing something like that…
As long as there are 40 yr old women watching soaps and reading romance novels, Fabio will be there to save the day with long, flowing blonde hair much better than yours, and his super-shiny chest will repel any average man that tries to vanquish him!!!!
I can’t believe he was famous to begin with…. ew
He posed for a NES game cover once. EGM still uses him on jokes to this day.
Hell you can’t knock him, I’d do it for the money he must rake in. Not hard work just stand around and look good, except for the goose incident.
Wiki on the Goose Incident
“In 1999, while riding the inaugural ride of Apollo’s Chariot at Busch Gardens Williamsburg, a stray goose flew into his face during the 210-foot drop. The bird died and Fabio suffered cuts to his face, requiring one stitch after being taken to a hospital. The bird was stuffed and sold on eBay. Half of the proceeds went to Fabio’s foundation for children, The Model Child, which helps children throughout Southern California. The other half went to the Audubon Society.”
Is he ever going to get a haircut?
Fabio is international, you cant defeat him
btw, he’s also a porn star…
just fyi… it was something about pirates
I can’t believe I got hit in the face with a goose. A goose! srsly! And on a f*cking roller coaster!
i have no idea who he is.