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SEXY: he’s bald, 60-somethings, and rocking a pink shirt. And still hotter than you.
(Patrick Stewart)
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First!!!
and he’s 60 already!!!
I believe he’s 65 now, but don’t take that to the bank.
Polish culture during World War II was brutally suppressed by the occupying powers of Nazi Germany and the Soviet Union, both of whom were hostile to Poland’s people and culture. Policies aimed at cultural genocide resulted in the deaths of thousands of scholars and artists, and the theft or destruction of innumerable cultural artifacts. British historian Niall Ferguson writes that “the maltreatment of the Poles was one of many ways in which the Nazi and Soviet regimes had grown to resemble one another”. The occupiers looted or destroyed much of Poland’s cultural heritage, while persecuting and killing members of the Polish cultural elite. Most Polish schools were closed, and those that remained open saw their curricula altered significantly. Nevertheless, underground organizations and individuals—in particular the Polish Underground State—saved much of Poland’s most valuable cultural heritage, and worked to salvage as many cultural institutions and artifacts as possible. The Catholic Church and wealthy individuals contributed to the survival of some artists and their works. Despite severe retribution by the Nazis and Soviets, Polish underground cultural activities, including publications, concerts, live theater, education, and academic research, continued throughout the war.
Wikipedia’s article of the day, I see…
not pink idiot
he is hotter than you
Dammit!! Curse You Picard!!!
Eh, not so funny, and not so hot.
Here. here!
Language fail. It’s “Hear, hear!” when you want to agree with someone.
It’s the 18th-Century version of “QFT”
I loathe seeing “here here”.
Thank you. I hate the semi-literate “here, here” twits, too.
…and Patrick Stewart IS still plenty hot at 60-something. You can take the Jonass Brothers, that kid on “Twilight”, and all the other teen&tween brats, and STILL not have as much SEXY as Patrick Stewart, Harrison Ford, or Sean Connery.
AmyCat, wow do I agree with you….Patrick Stewart looks great!!
OMG, I had a mild heart attack when you said Harrison Ford! And then literally died for about 8.65437 seconds when you said Sean Connery, just thinking about how fantastic they are!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SEAN CONNERY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He is so hot, love him!
Oh. TOTALLY. Agree. With this post. I don’t care if he’s old enough to be my grand-dad, I would jump the Picard/Professor X bone in a nanosecond.
Me too.
I do too!! LOVE this man! He IS the captain.
couldnt of said it better myself!!
I LOVE the sound of his voice! I wouldn’t even have to be in the same room as him, if I could hear his voice over a PA I would still come in my pants! …Wow that sounded weird…
Not weird…”Make it so!” over a PA would definitely do it for me too.
Completely Agree *sigh*
IAWTC. Totally.
H.O.T.
Sigh. He could point his phaser at me any time.
I’d let breach my warp core.
phaser set to stun?
No one else is annoyed by the double use of ‘and’ ?
Nice caption btw.
Now that I noticed it yes it does bother me. I love that so many people agree that he is so hot, he’s over 30 years older than me and I still find him sexy.
The accent.
OMG, the accent.
*swoon*
Nice shape for 60!
“Is there a Gene Luck Pickerd here?”
-Q
unless you are another man…. he wont touch you
Who said he was going to be willing?
“Willing”? What is this foreign concept you speak of?
BTW, I don’t think he’s gay… that would be Ian McKellen, the OTHER hot old British guy from X-Men.
will⋅ing
/ˈwɪlɪŋ/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [wil-ing] Show IPA Pronunciation
–adjective
1. disposed or consenting; inclined: willing to go along.
2. cheerfully consenting or ready: a willing worker.
3. done, given, borne, used, etc., with cheerful readiness.
Thank you Dictionary.com.
And you may be right on the confusing him with McKellen thing.
Interesting….since he’s been married twice. Where does this comment come from?
Not that I know the status of his sexuality, but you can be gay, in the closet, and get married twice. Or more, whatever.
Yeah. But he isn’t.
Picard is like totally the fucking man come on. I don’t care if he’s gay or not, he’s the only one that can tolerate Q and still kick a butt or two.
He looks like the Indiana Jones dude from his nose and down….Kinda.
You mean Han Solo?
Nah, more like that Kimble guy from The Fugitive
Ohh, right. Should have known. Sorry.
Didn’t he used to be president of the US?
I thought he became Amish?
wow….uh no….and duhhhh
I’ve not watched any of the Star Wars movie (I think that’s where Han Solo is from). But if that’s – dammit, what’s his real name??? – the indiana jones dude, then yes, that’s who I meant.
Harrison Whose Name Is Manlier Than Anybody’s Ford.
Thank you Forge!!! So, nobody sees the similarity eh? Hmmm…….
nice and nicer
I think you are talking about Sean Connery, which he does look like. He is in the Last Crusade. (I am a walking encyclopedia on Star Wars and Indiana Jones, I was born watching them.)
And having met him, I can also add that he’s a bit of a dick.
there’s a lot of that going around…
Oh, I don;t care if he *is* a dick. He just has to *have* one.
EVERYONE I’ve ever met who was the slightest bit interesting was also “a bit of a dick.”
I’ve met a few celebs who weren’t a dick. In fact they were some of the coolest people. Exp: Ray Park (Darth Maul to some of you geeks)
thanks, thanks a lot….he WAS in other movies (though that was def the best paying!!!!!)
How is it that this man never seems to age?
Botox.
And no hair to turn gray.
Gray hair only makes guys hotter. A surprising number of women can get away with that too though – please see Judy Collins and ::sigh:: Emmylou Harris. (Not that they both weren’t just stupefyingly gorgeous to start with mind you.)
Mutant healing factor.
Yup.
Hate to be a wet blanket but this is the kind of thing I’m talking about when I get snarky every time a pic gets posted here making fun of an older woman’s looks. That kinda thing goes in the dictionary under “sexism.”
Bet his arms look like chicken legs too, is the sad part…
Pooh, we make just as much fun of an older guy who thinks he’s still hot but isn’t, as we do a woman who acts the same way. And we treat the genetically-blessed like Ellen Degeneres and Pat here equally as well.
Not to say that I don’t agree Stewart’s hot–he’s on my mental list of Guys I Would Not Kick Outta Bed. That said, it’s like women are supposed to be caught in this time warp where we never get sick, never get fat and never get old. Not very fair if you ask me. It’s not like an older woman with any brains whatsoever would go for any but the most exceptional of younger guys to begin with, so why the tastes of younger guys reign supreme when it comes to what constitutes sexy in older women, I have NO idea.
The amount of agreement I have with this comment cannot be described in mere mortal words.
wow, quite powerful Jess
um. HELL TO THE YES. that’s all.
How is a 60 year old man hot? Oh, that’s because he ISN’T! bleh
Oh god…how many nites I laid there wishing he’d say “make it so, number one”. I don’t care if he’s a dick, or gay, or whatever. He’s Cpt. Picard. Prefers Earl Grey and will forever be my captain.
hawt.
I’d tap that
Uh wait! I didn’t know us girls said those things……………..LMAO!!!!
Mr. Clean, Mr. Clean!
Oh Captain, my Captain!
It’s worth noting that the guy’s been completely bald since age 19, from an illness then. (Yep, they had to *add* hair for the Picard role.) Of course, that’s no particular problem for an actor….
I’m straight and even i would do him ;P