Don’t you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?

Don’t you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
(Bettie Page)
Bettie Page was one-of-a-kind and will be missed. Thanks for all of the great pictures, Bettie.
R.I.P., Ms. Page (via Dlisted)
picture: dunno source, via our lol builder. lol caption:



Yes, actually. Need a girlfriend too though.
Oh, yeah, almost forgot… FIRST!
Well, if you get first without a girlfriend, than you don’t really need her, pal.
Perhaps the fact that you’re the kind of guy that says FIRST! has something to do with your lack of a girlfriend.
He didn’t say first, which you would know, if it were not for your apparent lack of any reading skill.
It seems here that you are the one with a reason to be single, mister, umm…. “RapeAbortion”
He didn’t say first, which you would know, if it were not for your apparent lack of any reading skill.
It seems here that you are the one with a reason to be single, mister, umm…. “RapeAbortion”
Sorry for my repetition. A mistake on the human part, though I do think it was a handy one. This message should really sink in.
Oh, come on! This isn’t anywhere close to the best of them.
No, but it’s probably the ’safest’ one.
I more so meant the more respectable ones, not the funny ones.
Ah. You would have liked to see an artistic pose versus a ‘candid’ one?
Still not what I meant.
o.0
Try the more respectable comments. The picture is gorgeous.
What, she was cremated?
The really sad thing is that she would be considered too fat to model today.
That’s true. So would Marilyn Monroe. It truly is a sad thing.
Marilyn Monroe had a 24 inch waist and was the equivalent of a size 2 or 4 in her starlet days. The myth of her being a “size 12″ (which, in vintage sizes, was tiny back then) contributes to the misguided belief that she was somehow “plus sized”, even though, if you looked at a picture of her, you would never consider her heavier than any other actress, today . . . thinner, most likely, than even Scarlett Johansson.
I think the myth originated because her figure would definitely not be appreciated these days. Someone with curvy bottoms and boobs like hers is typically thought of as “fat” in fashion circles.
WE KNOW ALREADY
This is why is I said hell no to modeling. Can’t accept my form as is, SCREW YA’LL
Are you sure modeling didn’t say hell no to you? That seems more likely.
Oh come on. That was needlessly insulting.
It was…
I’m a 42/34/36.
Modeling didn’t like me either but never has one man turned me
down..
u suck.
i know, its really sad, but true…
Don’t get me wrong. I love my wife. but the answer to the question is yes. yes I do.
Woah, are you my husband?
Nothing wrong there. My husband wishes that for me and so do I!
Whats up with all these vintage stuff lately ?
Vintage is better than modern
RIP, Ms. Page. You were a lovely lady.
Love, love, love Bettie
So naughty, nice, and that smile? Fantastic!
Wow, a model who’s actually nice looking and not ugly pool-stick thin
Yeah, everyone in the media is INSANE, and they try to enforce their insane standards on us.
Resist ! Or perhaps better, turn off the TV.
She lived to be 85 and still never saw anyone match her work.
RIP and all respect.
In the 60’s she denounced all her modeling and converted to Christianity. If anyone *had* topped her, she probably would have condemned them to hell.
I enjoy her pictures as much as anyone else, but the fact that she said she wish she had never done any of it puts a damper on it for me.
She did recant that later, and in fact repaired her friendship with Hugh Hefner and was a guest at the mansion several times in the last few years. She had a difficult time for awhile but she got better.
No, actually.
My words exactly.
So if I don’t look like this, some guy is never going to be happy with me? Man, I’ll NEVER look like that, what’s the point in trying?
Wow, um, you need to see a shirnk.
Actually, you’re right. If we don’t look like this, we’re not good enough. If they can’t count our ribs we’re not good enough. We can’t win. I don’t date anymore. I’m in between those two so I have no chance at all. Mind you, I’m a single mom too and I’ve been made aware of what losers and garbage we are by SEVERAL ‘gentlemen’ so why would any man want me anyway?
Because of your sunny disposition?
If I hadn’t just swallowed, you’d owe me a laptop!
I snort/laughed out loud.
Too funny.
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Nice. Very nice
well, if you take you cues from a man, then maybe you dont need to date
“I’m a single mom too and I’ve been made aware of what losers and garbage we are by SEVERAL ‘gentlemen’ ”
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Just my two cents:
a) We only have a finite amount of time and energy on this earth. I don’t know you, but I’d be willing to guess that you have better ways to spend yours than trying to please anybody who thinks you’re a “loser” and “garbage”;
b) OK, fine, people are entitled to their opinions, but if somebody feels they need to tell you all about how they think you’re a “loser” and “garbage”, maybe they’re the one with the problem;
c) Why in the world would you believe such a hateful idiot, and what’s their hotsy-totsy accomplishment in life?
Men have a totally different ideal then women, mind you. Effin’ cheer up.
i never thought of it that way o_o
crap…
She had curves, great hair and a wonderful smile. She also wore feminie apparal well, not like the sticks we get now.
A real womam, not some gay designers image of what they want woment to be.
Actually, a lot of the gay designers I know (and I actually know a few) wish their models WOULD put on some weight, but they know the industry would never allow it.
My boyfriend wishes I wuz hot liek her… but he luvs me anyways.
Gotta admit… the man has good taste all around!! LOL
RIP
Although honestly I was surprised when I saw in the news that she had died, I thought she died long ago.
She stayed offcamera because she wanted everyone to remember her how she was. I’m cool with that, although I’m sure she was a lovely old lady too.
She was, and she still had that smile too.
Ladies, ladies, calm down, please. I’m sure this was just meant as a tribute to someone who recently passed away, not a judgment on anyone’s value as a human being. Let’s be honest for a moment, judging the opposite sex on their physical appearance isn’t a uniquely male thing.
And while we’re in an honest mood, it’s gotta be said, if you’re gonna pick someone for a young girl to want to look like then it’s gonna be a hell of a lot healthier for her to want to look like Bettie Page than some malnourished woman who looks like she’s been starved for a year.
Thank you, I agree completely.
Thank you for saying what I wanted to say, only much better than I could have.
Pheemz, you are officially the coolest guy ever! (I take it you’re a guy)
Only if you take it up the hiney like my girlfriend.
WIN.
Is that the only way she can feel your nubbin, loser?
My girlfriend (wife actually) *is* hot like her, which is the primary reason I married her. Still, no one else on Earth was Bettie Page. Thank you, dear, for making it okay to be sexy.
The fact that your wife is hot is the primary reason you married her? Wow, does she know that? If she has more depth than just her appearance, that’s totally insulting. What are you going to do when she gets older?
I misspoke; it’s not the primary reason but it’s *a* reason – and this one’s gonna be stupid-hot right into her 70s, I can tell.
Way to take a legend, and superimpose a horrible flash in the pan over her.
I’d have to think that Bettie’s embalmed carcass is pretty cold right about now. I like my girlfriends hotter, thanks.
I’m still thinking about the girl in the sink.
Aw man. That is just plain wrong.
Still made me laugh, though, so thanks!
WOW talk about compare and contrast…
No wonder your avatar looks so sad
Oh, Bettie… How sorely you are missed.
I would love to look like that. And her attitude towards her own body helped bring about the sexual revolution much more than people realize.
She is epically awesome.
And at 82 looked like a decent 65.
I bow to your awesomeness, Ms. Page!! *bowing low*
Um, NO and NO!!!
wow there… DONT HATE HER CUZ SHES BEAUTIFULLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok…I won’t hate. I still do not know who she is……………..
Jealous skank is jealous.
Don’t be a bastard!!! I am stating my own damn opinion. It is okay to do so in this FREE country called The USA!!!!!
Jeez man, chill… it’s just a stupid picture.
Short temper much?
I wish more people considered curvy girls like her hot… I hate that “beautiful” is equivalent to “anorexic” these days. Then maybe you ladies would stop worrying that you are fat.
My girl friend is curvy like Miss Paige, and it makes me very happy. ;] Girls that eat, are girls I like.
AMEN.
What if you eat a LOT and you don’t gain weight, therefore people think you are anorexic? <=,{ Some girls don’t gain weight and that’s not always a good thing…
I have to agree.. I wish I could put on some weight and look more like the beautiful Bettie Page.
You know, you guys didn’t INVENT freedom.
*I* wish I was hot like her.
It was Bettie’s wonderful personality shining through that made her the Legend she was.
RIP to an Icon of our age with much love.
Also she was known for believing everyone was beautiful in a way and just loving people
Humans-what a race! Apparently tits will always sell even if they’re dead.
Oh Bettie, RIP hun, we’ll all miss you, the *original* bdsm/gothic hottie! We all wish we were as hot as you sweetie
Acutally the only thing about beeing pretty on her is that she’s pretty lame.
Says the douchebag ananymously blogging on a website. FAIL
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My girlfriend IS hot like her.
Bears a passing resemblence to her too.
I wish *I* was hot like her ^.^
A perfect body does not guarantee hotness.
So far this girl could also be an ice sculpture……
I think it’s so nice to see a real woman as a sex icon instead of the anorexic bitches we see today. we need a modern Betty Paige
She is amazing <3
Damn straight.