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Don’t you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?



Bettie Page

Don’t you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?

(Bettie Page)

Bettie Page was one-of-a-kind and will be missed. Thanks for all of the great pictures, Bettie.

R.I.P., Ms. Page (via Dlisted)

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  1. Gin says:

    Yes, actually. Need a girlfriend too though.

    • Gin says:

      Oh, yeah, almost forgot… FIRST!

      • madgamerpl says:

        Well, if you get first without a girlfriend, than you don’t really need her, pal.

        • RapeAbortion says:

          Perhaps the fact that you’re the kind of guy that says FIRST! has something to do with your lack of a girlfriend.

          • Sidney says:

            He didn’t say first, which you would know, if it were not for your apparent lack of any reading skill.
            It seems here that you are the one with a reason to be single, mister, umm…. “RapeAbortion”

          • Sidney says:

            He didn’t say first, which you would know, if it were not for your apparent lack of any reading skill.
            It seems here that you are the one with a reason to be single, mister, umm…. “RapeAbortion”

          • Sidney says:

            Sorry for my repetition. A mistake on the human part, though I do think it was a handy one. This message should really sink in.

  2. bearcats.n.starrs says:

    Oh, come on! This isn’t anywhere close to the best of them.

  3. haha says:

    What, she was cremated?

  4. Shagsbeard says:

    The really sad thing is that she would be considered too fat to model today.

  5. Doubts says:

    Don’t get me wrong. I love my wife. but the answer to the question is yes. yes I do.

  6. Name (not required) says:

    Whats up with all these vintage stuff lately ?

  7. nerdalicious says:

    RIP, Ms. Page. You were a lovely lady.

  8. ned-mark says:

    Love, love, love Bettie
    So naughty, nice, and that smile? Fantastic!

  9. Anon says:

    Wow, a model who’s actually nice looking and not ugly pool-stick thin

    • stevie w says:

      Yeah, everyone in the media is INSANE, and they try to enforce their insane standards on us.

      Resist ! Or perhaps better, turn off the TV.

  10. Anny says:

    She lived to be 85 and still never saw anyone match her work.

    RIP and all respect.

    • David says:

      In the 60’s she denounced all her modeling and converted to Christianity. If anyone *had* topped her, she probably would have condemned them to hell.

      I enjoy her pictures as much as anyone else, but the fact that she said she wish she had never done any of it puts a damper on it for me.

      • Maenad says:

        She did recant that later, and in fact repaired her friendship with Hugh Hefner and was a guest at the mansion several times in the last few years. She had a difficult time for awhile but she got better.

  11. Word says:

    No, actually.

  12. Anon-y-mouse says:

    So if I don’t look like this, some guy is never going to be happy with me? Man, I’ll NEVER look like that, what’s the point in trying?

    • Anon says:

      Wow, um, you need to see a shirnk.

    • Buggy says:

      Actually, you’re right. If we don’t look like this, we’re not good enough. If they can’t count our ribs we’re not good enough. We can’t win. I don’t date anymore. I’m in between those two so I have no chance at all. Mind you, I’m a single mom too and I’ve been made aware of what losers and garbage we are by SEVERAL ‘gentlemen’ so why would any man want me anyway?

      • Truth says:

        Because of your sunny disposition?

      • burnt twiggy says:

        well, if you take you cues from a man, then maybe you dont need to date

      • Tessie says:

        “I’m a single mom too and I’ve been made aware of what losers and garbage we are by SEVERAL ‘gentlemen’ ”
        `
        Just my two cents:
        a) We only have a finite amount of time and energy on this earth. I don’t know you, but I’d be willing to guess that you have better ways to spend yours than trying to please anybody who thinks you’re a “loser” and “garbage”;
        b) OK, fine, people are entitled to their opinions, but if somebody feels they need to tell you all about how they think you’re a “loser” and “garbage”, maybe they’re the one with the problem;
        c) Why in the world would you believe such a hateful idiot, and what’s their hotsy-totsy accomplishment in life?

      • isa says:

        Men have a totally different ideal then women, mind you. Effin’ cheer up.

    • lilblue says:

      i never thought of it that way o_o
      crap…

  13. rwmju says:

    She had curves, great hair and a wonderful smile. She also wore feminie apparal well, not like the sticks we get now.

    A real womam, not some gay designers image of what they want woment to be.

    • Jess says:

      Actually, a lot of the gay designers I know (and I actually know a few) wish their models WOULD put on some weight, but they know the industry would never allow it.

  14. Debbe says:

    My boyfriend wishes I wuz hot liek her… but he luvs me anyways.

    Gotta admit… the man has good taste all around!! LOL

  15. Candystripe Legs says:

    RIP

    Although honestly I was surprised when I saw in the news that she had died, I thought she died long ago.

  16. Pheemz says:

    Ladies, ladies, calm down, please. I’m sure this was just meant as a tribute to someone who recently passed away, not a judgment on anyone’s value as a human being. Let’s be honest for a moment, judging the opposite sex on their physical appearance isn’t a uniquely male thing.

    And while we’re in an honest mood, it’s gotta be said, if you’re gonna pick someone for a young girl to want to look like then it’s gonna be a hell of a lot healthier for her to want to look like Bettie Page than some malnourished woman who looks like she’s been starved for a year.

  17. Captain Blowme says:

    Only if you take it up the hiney like my girlfriend.

  18. Forge says:

    My girlfriend (wife actually) *is* hot like her, which is the primary reason I married her. Still, no one else on Earth was Bettie Page. Thank you, dear, for making it okay to be sexy.

    • dadadumb says:

      The fact that your wife is hot is the primary reason you married her? Wow, does she know that? If she has more depth than just her appearance, that’s totally insulting. What are you going to do when she gets older?

      • forge says:

        I misspoke; it’s not the primary reason but it’s *a* reason – and this one’s gonna be stupid-hot right into her 70s, I can tell.

  19. Boo! says:

    Way to take a legend, and superimpose a horrible flash in the pan over her.

  20. Kdirt says:

    I’d have to think that Bettie’s embalmed carcass is pretty cold right about now. I like my girlfriends hotter, thanks.

  21. Ryan Russell says:

    I’m still thinking about the girl in the sink.

  22. ppg says:

    Oh, Bettie… How sorely you are missed.

    I would love to look like that. And her attitude towards her own body helped bring about the sexual revolution much more than people realize.
    She is epically awesome.

    And at 82 looked like a decent 65.

    I bow to your awesomeness, Ms. Page!! *bowing low*

  23. LEILA says:

    Um, NO and NO!!!

  24. Maenad says:

    *I* wish I was hot like her.
    It was Bettie’s wonderful personality shining through that made her the Legend she was.

    RIP to an Icon of our age with much love.

    Also she was known for believing everyone was beautiful in a way and just loving people

  25. Schmoe says:

    Humans-what a race! Apparently tits will always sell even if they’re dead.

  26. Natascha says:

    Oh Bettie, RIP hun, we’ll all miss you, the *original* bdsm/gothic hottie! We all wish we were as hot as you sweetie

  27. MeMyselfAndI says:

    Acutally the only thing about beeing pretty on her is that she’s pretty lame.

  28. My girlfriend IS hot like her.
    Bears a passing resemblence to her too.

  29. Kismet says:

    I wish *I* was hot like her ^.^

  30. shibui says:

    A perfect body does not guarantee hotness.
    So far this girl could also be an ice sculpture……

  31. Jenessa says:

    I think it’s so nice to see a real woman as a sex icon instead of the anorexic bitches we see today. we need a modern Betty Paige

  32. Venom says:

    She is amazing <3

  33. MissMalice says:

    Damn straight.


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