Smashing a plastic guitar hero controller…
Smashing a plastic guitar hero controller does not make you hardcore.
(Miley Cyrus)
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Good God, what a dork.
Parenting FAIL
Career Mgmt FAIL
i believe you mean FULLY retarted
Comment reply fail!
Has anyone noticed how insane she looks in this picture? Like, more than usual, I mean?
lol, yeah, she looks like a deranged axe murderer… with a guitar hero controller… “I’LL KILL U WITH MAH ANNOYING FANGIRLZ!!!!”
It’s called cocaine. Most commonly found in Pixie Stix.
yea but y a guitar hero controller what did they ever do to her TT-TT
Wow. I just got really excited because on this ad thingy up here there was an ad for an article about how TAYLOR LAUTNER IS DEFINITELY GONNA BE IN NEW MOON!!!!
I probably won’t watch it, considering my burning hatred for the Twilight movie, and the fact that New Moon is {in my Team-Edward opinion} the worst book in the series, but Taylor was the only actor who actually ACTED and *didn’t* sound half-retarded when he spoke {cough-Rob-Pattinson-trying-to-cover-up-accent-cough}. He’s just so awesome, I don’t want him to get fired.
I seriously hattttted Twilight, but i love the series.
And I am posting this here why…?
Hmm, I’m not sure, but it wasn’t supposed to go here. Damn commenting errors…
:[[ I love Robert in that movie! He makes up for it with his looks.
Haha!
But I DO love Taylor Lautner. [[ Although Jacob is my least favorite in the book >:( ]]
No. No. No. No.
@Waffles.. WTF are you smoking? Share?
Pleas curl up into a little ball and die.
no, career WILL fail…
overall person FAIL
Sweet angry Jesus. Is she mildly retarded or something?
mildly??
OK. So shes severly retarded. It’s pretty obvious from that expression on her face
Either that, or she’s irreparably insane. Or both.
definitely both, and psycho.
miley retarded?
Very.
Insane? Don’t insult my people like that. She’s obviously retarded.
You mean, Miley retarded, right?
Ahh, you beat me to it. Lol
Fashion fail, too! What an awful outfit.
O.K… playing it as a joke during a show with a Guitar solo is mildly amusing, but smashing one in the hope of passing it off as real to look hardcore is as gay as, well, Miley Cyrus. I hate her music, she cannot sing and she’s too… Disney.
I believe you mean “gay as AIDS”.
Pretty, talented, and richer than you. Admit it, you’re jealous. . .
No, the bitter jealousy is in the fact that she’s prettier and richer, but possesses no talent whatsoever.
Looks aren’t everything, either.
Especially in her case.
Comeback WIN!!!
Sure she’s pretty. If you like TEETH.
I think you mean GUMS
I think you mean FIVE YEAR-OLDS.
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: Money isn’t everything.
jealous? uhm, i don’t want people looking at my picture, thinking “oh lord, here comes the next britney spears!” thank you very much. there is no way in high hell that any of us level headed people could ever want to be like her.
Hallelujah!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pretty? Pretty is not a fact, but an opinion. And you may think she’s pretty, but the person posting the comment might be the most gorgeous person in the world. Assumptions… They’re not your friend. And being rich doesn’t automatically make you Jesus… I would rather saw off my right foot and eat it than be Miley Cyrus… *shudder*
saying miley is talented is as like saying mel brooks isn’t funny… and if you don’t know who he is, you don’t know good comedy…
talented? no.
richer? maybe.
prettier? a pig could beat her, so NO.
who would ever be jealous of a slut? sorry. x]
The jealousy stems from the fact that even though I spare people from my lack of talent she causes others to suffer through her’s AND gets paid for it.
WTF is up with that?
*wonders what the tiny print says*
GMTA!
WHAT is she wearing?! Dork.
My question is this – what poor harlequin did she strip that dress from?
Miley cyrus, you are a cold, cold little bitch. *shakes head sadly*
Heehee. Noice.
I’m pretty sure she’s not trying to fool anyone into thinking she’s smashing a real guitar, or trying to look badass. She’s probably just goofing around.
This!
I just wish some people would come off their high horses about her supposed lack of talent. She appeals to the audience that she’s targeting which is the pre-teen to teen crowd. I’ll admit, not all teens are going to like her but that doesn’t mean she’s not talented. And if you don’t like her, what’s the point in bashing her, it doesn’t get you anywhere and makes you look like a jerk.
(I’m using you as a general term for her haters, not the person I’m replying to.)
She *does* lack talent. How old are you?
Seriously. How old.
I’m going to guess somewhere in the age range of Miley’s usual target audience: 6 to 11 years old.
Just turned 29.
And it’s your OPINION that she lacks talent. Please don’t force your OPINION down my throat.
seriously, you just turned 29 and you think she has talent? you must have a sad, sad life….. tsk, tsk, tsk….
In Soviet Russia, talent lacks HER.
You, Waffles, are awesome
“This!” xDD Wtf?
because there’s a lot of people to agree with in that category…
The point in bashing her is because she calls the crap that comes out of her mouth (and through over 9,000 voice synthesizers) music! It is BLASPHEMY!
that doesn’t mean she isn’t a no-talent bitch…
I have a small cousin who comes over about 3 times a year and she loves Miley. GOD MY EARS ARE BLEEDING!!!!!!! If I have to listen to the gay,retarted disney pop-wannabe 1 more time i am going to kill myself.
B.T.W how many of u think she lipsincs
i think she lipsincs 2
if someone would watch one or more of her videos and look very closely, they might notice some lipsyncing somewhere… Though I’m not crazy enough to watch miley cyrus videos, not even one actually
I can’t believe Trace Cyrus is her BROTHER. Ugly, not talented popstar related to HIM. Omg.
I know! Metro Station is one of my favorite bands… But then again, if it weren’t for the Hanna Montanna show, Metro Station wouldn’t exist, so I guess that’s the one good thing Miley Cyrus has indirectly brought to the world…
And yes, she lipsyncs. Poorly, I might add.
WOW. I didnt know how much NO TALENT ran in that family.
Sad, isn’t it?
It really is.
yea she will lipsync in vids
as does any other artist?
she doesn’t in concerts.
she was on x factor and was really good.
so you suck.
No, YOU suck.
You suck, rly, you SUCK
she can’t sing well live to save her life!!!! she’s a studio singer!!!!
How would you know that?! Or are you just assuming everything? I didn`t know people like Halo61234 exsisted. And I mean that in the meanest way.
YOU SUCK! But, thats just my opinion.
haha! I SO AGREE WITH YOU! =P she soo gets on my nervesss!!!! she is so stuck on herself!
Yes, she definitely lip syncs, however, it is in fact her voice.
She obviosly lipsyncs but unfortunatly it is her singing she lipsyncs to
After being forced to watch half of that stupid “best of both worlds” movie with the kids I baby sit, I started falling asleep. I think my brain was trying to go into a coma, as an act of self-preservation. Honestly, she’s only famous because she’s a skinny bitch and her dad had lots of money. She’s supposed to be a “good role model”, but she’s turning little girls into obnoxious materialistic preps. Her stupid show always portrays nerds, goths, and members of other subcultures as the “freaks”. What will the next generation do without nerd girls? She is so not hardcore. What the heck is with that sequined dress anyway? looks like she got it at a circus. I hope she gets her head ripped off by a polar bear. She encourages little kids to be anorexic like her. She will be forgotten by Disney and lose her fame. Same thing that happened to Hillary Duff (don’t get me started on that).
The bitter is strong with this one.
As is the truth, Yoda.
Skinny without anorexia one can be.
Annoying this is. Very.
I will agree, Miley Cyrus is many things {slut, fake, talantless,…} but anorexic she is not.
no, a polar bear shouldn’t have to look at her… she should be pushed into a wood chipper or a giant paper shredder….. something man-made….
How about just a blind polar bear?
Whose jaw has been wired shut, so he can only eat Cyrus-Smoothies.
I do too. and when she doesn’t, she sucks balls!!!
News-flash: Smashing a real guitar does make you hardcore…hardcore wasteful. But donating to a school/organization would be considered “gay,retarted” (sic) by some.
Smashing a real guitar doesn’t make you Hardcore, either, it’s just cool.
And I don’t think donating to charity is gay, but Miley only does it to look like a good person.
Hell, she only says she’s Christian to look like a good person
Hell, she only says she’s human to look like a good person.
I was using the commenter above me: complete with misspellings. Which, now, is way up there because of replys. Making a point, IMO, that the use of these two words is uncalled for in ANY comment text.
Don’t you mean “replies”? Spelling fail!
wjw
exactly… I don’t know what’s cool about smashing a guitar…. it’s probably one of those things where “it just is,” ya know?
Its not gay (unless you mean the happy way) because you are helping unforunate people or soldiers out in the army protect us! What if you didnt have a house and no money. A generous person is donating money to you and everyone else out there! And the soldiers also need money if they get seriousley injured. And some schools don`t have air conditioning, a good food variation, milk, etc. You self-centered, heartless, DEVIL!
Miley Cyrus equals such fail that it blows my mind.
*explosion*
AAaaaggggh! (Receiving fallout from mind explosion, which in turn creates another mind explosion.)
she wasnt trying 2 be hardcore, and y is it her fail? she didn’t direct the vid or whatever it waqs lol
But she did go along with it and didn’t try to change it.
Ho0w do you know that? And she has the choice to either AGREE to make the video or to DISAGREE to make the video.
She didn’t even put the cover back on covering the Wiimote from the back. And besides the bad shaped (Which is Gibson’s fault technicly) mixed with the white for Wii (and I think 360 too) make the GH (and real for having that shape) Les Paul a fail
I KNOW!
How dare she smash the wii guitar!
Wii over PS360 for life!
don’t tell my older brother or any of his dude friends that…
Who picked out her clothes? A blind homeless guy?
no i bet britney spears helped her or maybe her mom picked it out for her in the junior miss department
More like the size 7-16 girls dept.
I think I just threw up on my mouth. What a loser/poser/pathetic wanna be.
Thanks the rock Gods my parents got my hooked on good music when I was a kid! I mean we’ve gone from Hendrix lighting his guitar on fire to this crap! I feel a need to whip out the turntable and my dad’s Vinyls.
boohoo
F*** YOU.
Good music as you put it, is completely subjective. It all depends on what types of music you like. Personally, I don’t like Hendrix all that much. But do I say it’s crap just because I don’t happen to like it? No, I don’t because I happen to have a deep respect for anyone who does something that they love and don’t care what other people think.
I think her entire talentless family should just crawl in a hole and have someone drop a live grenade in!
What do you do if some disney “pop star” throws a grenade at you?
You pull the pin out and throw it back!
Why are you calling me a ‘twink’? I’m not calling anyone names here. I’m just saying that EVERYONE’S taste in music is different and that there is no reason for you to put anyone down for liking something that YOU THINK isn’t music. YOUR OPINION is not the end all be all of everything.
I haven’t insulted you for your taste in music have I? No, I haven’t. So try growing up and learn to respect other people’s choices.
I happen to think the whole”twink” thing was hilarious. I have never heard anyone call a person a twink before. Lmao. I’m so calling someone that.
SHE CAN’T MAKE MUSIC. There is no argument. There is no conditional. This is just fact.
You said it, sister!
I know… it’s a real shame to what people consider “good” music nowadays… what is the world coming to?
Smashing a Guitar Hero prop is the one thing you can do with it which you can also do with a real guitar. Guitar Hero is to playing an instrument as looking at the sky is to flying to the Moon. (Oh, so THAT is Miley, eh? What a twink.)
Not exactly…I think more “looking at a mountain is to climbing it”
“Oops.”
-Nature on Miley Cyrus
bahahha
Insulting. You’re doing it right.
Doin’ hilarity right also. Lmao.
I don’t like Miley, but this macro is made of fail. Too goddamn wordy and not at all funny.
all of those games fail imop. learn to play a real instrument.
God forbid someone just want to goof off and have a little fun.
I can play 5 instruments, tyvm.
I still like to play rock band with my friends, on the rare occasions we’re all together.
Its just silly fun.
playing those games for fun is one thing.
pretending to play said games like a real instrument in a music video, then smashing the controller in order to look ‘cool’ or ‘hardcore’, however, is a complete fail.
Omfg ppl do retarded things in music videos all the time. Cut the girl some slack. I’m not a fan of hers or anything I just dnt like to see ppl dissing someone they dnt evn know.
hey, my older brother plays Rock Band and guitar Hero, but he still plays the real guitar! he could probably play the piano, if he wanted to….
Smashing it does, however, make me sad…
When you have money and artificial charisma, talent doesn’t really matter. This also applies to the Jonas Brothers.
well, at least they’re more talented than her… and they aren’t little trampy bitches whose dad was the “Mullet King”
True, their dads are not “mullet kings”
Yea, but being more talented than miley cyrus is like being better at kickball than the comatose kid.
1) horrible outfit.
2) ridiculous expression
3) no talent whatsoever
4) the guitar probably really is from guitar hero. its really small lol
5) she’s form Disney….i mean, come on
6) didn’t she date on of the jonas brothers? i’m not the kind of person to stay on top of that sort of thing, but i heard about it once. and if its true, well that just about wraps it up.
i honestly don’t see how she isn’t embarassed by all that she is.
Umm…because she makes obscene amounts of money, and she got her father back in the spotlight?
But…leg-warmers? Seriously? Seventies harlequin-print dress + eighties leg-warmers = time-traveling headache.
aye and i bet ur so much better looking ^o)
“ShadowQuest”
-geek much?
Eff off!
Dude,you just said”Aye”. And who’s calling who the geek here?
Are you saying being a geek is bad?
Because if that is the case, we can get a few geeks to block your ass off the internet
What does it matter who she dates? Do you personally know any of the Jonas brothers?
Disney has been the starting block for several of today’s music and movie stars. Justin Timberlake, Keri Russell, Christina Aguleira, just to name a few. Yeah, there are a couple of bad apples in the bunch, (Britney and Lindsay) but I don’t think that Disney had anything to do with that.
Why do you say she has no talent? Obviously somebody thought she did or she wouldn’t have made it to where she is today.
Pppppbbbtttt! Wake up and look around!
Plus, all of those mentioned above really suck!
It’s your OPINION that they suck.
Wake up and look around at what exactly?
I have an idea..how about you open your mind to the idea that the world doesn’t revolve around you and that other people may disagree with your opinion?
How about look around at the fact that {sadly}the music industry doesn’t run on talent. Miley Cyrus got this far because she’s pretty and has a rich and once-famous daddy.
because the people who currently like all the noobs on Disney will probably eventually come to their senses and agree will jujube and the many other people who agree with jujube as well!
yes well, those other opinions are wrong.
Just because someone isn’t talented doesn’t mean they won’t make it anywhere. There are tons of untalented people getting ahead while real talent is pushed away. Maybe it’s because the untalented one has looks and the talented one is really ugly or isn’t as pretty as the other. Looks can be everything for a while. That’s why our society is obsessed with looking “good”. Just wait til they get too old to have plastic surgery. Then where will they go? Away.
Dolly Parton is 63 and she still looks pretty good after all her plastic surgery… She’s adorable!! I <3 Dolly!!!
hahahaah u right
She doesn’t need the guitar hero guitar, she’s FAIL on her own.
I agree
Word.
No Miley! Don’t smash the only “instrument” you can play!
she can play an instrament? and i thought all she could do is sing badly
Oh no, she can also play an instrument badly.
A FAKE instrument badly.
You’d have to pay a lot of money to learn how to play a fake instrument
badly AND sing badly!
everything fails about this picture.
her face, her attempts at being hardcore
her legwarmers [with converse? really?]
that … dress?
.. the keyboardist who looks like he’s jerkin it…
good god, ur right, hes does look like he’s jerking off!
Then he must not have seen Miley there yet.
Billy Ray ought to be strung out for exploiting his daughter and turning her into that travesty. And just because she didn’t direct the vid doesn’t mean she has no say in what goes on. Does she honestly think anybody with an IQ higher than 30 is going to take her seriously as a performer? (I refuse to refer to her and similar ilk as artists or musicians)
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Wow. Just wow. Does this actually happen in the video or was this one of those behind the scenes pictures?
my sis watched the vid, it is part of the video
regardless of the guitar hero guitar being there or not it is still fail
Her head and her left arm look really weird, kinda out of proportion… But I’ve never really paid any attention to her before, for all I know thats normal.
You all are under the impression that she has a clue what Hardcore IS. do you think she has any idea who the Clash were? Or the Who? Or what happened at the Montrieux Jazz Festival. Do you think she has a clue that Back in Black is the best selling hard rock album of all time having gone multiplatinum 7 times?
Of coursde not, she grew up listening to Garth Brooks as “oldies” and whatever else was on the pop or southern pop stations.
Seriously, how do we expect 16 year olds to have “street cred” when they’re owned by Disney, who’s entire reason for existence is to offer up lukewarm entertainment for children 5-14 and charge their parents out the wazoo.
If you want to stop this kind of nonsense from happening then DON’T BUY THIS CRAP FOR THE KIDS. Make them listen to artists like Lil’ Jon, and the Ying Yang twins. Why you ask? Let’s paly out the scenario
Kid: I WANT JONAS BROS
Parent: Hell no, that stuff will warp your mind, here’s some Lil Jon
Kid: OMG!!! I hate that you make me listen to this stuff instead of the Jonas Bros!!!! I’ll find my own music!!! What’s this Lyn-ard Skyn-ard?
And thus, you can kill two birds with one stone and the cycle of rock music begins anew.
more like children 5-12 (preteens)
I agree with your plan, and your reasoning, completely. It seems like that whenever I’m in school, I am the only one who knows who Deep Purple, Jimi Hendrix, or even the Stones are. It makes me really sad, I’m not going to lie. The fact that people listen to this *crap* instead of legitimate music is downright sickening.
How is this ‘crap’ you call any less legitimate than Deep Purple or the Stones? Everyone’s taste in music is subjective.
Personally, I like some of Miley’s music. But I also am a huge fan of Black Sabbath, having listened to that when I was growing up. Take a look into my cd collection and you will find all kinds of different music, none of it any less “legitimate” than any other.
Wow. Reading this comment I *swear* I could hear my IQ dropping.
Pewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww….. *Splat*
In case Becki didn’t understand, that was Waffles’ IQ falling out of the sky.
except for the hannah montana crap. that is much less legitimate than the others.
(We are seriously smirking right now.) Good point, but ones mentioned above have real talent, not something manufactured by a CARTOON GIANT!
Oh please. Don’t insult Garth Brooks and the other wonderful country musicans. Miley probably listened to the other mutant disney stars for inspiration. Also Billy Ray sucks and is an insult to country music. Kenny Chesney and Jason Aldean are examples of wonderful artists. Not that useless airheaded “miley cyrus” and the gay jonas brothers. My sister would be pissed if she read this.
miley cyrus be a comwpete nin comp poop!!!
me dont tink anyhone like her to she sud go rot in a sack!
Dude, what the hell is that comment supposed to be?
nice comment, but I think you’ve been reading a few too many LOLcats.
lolz I just saw an ad on the side that claims she has an IQ of 119 and it asks “are you smarter than her?” lolz I must have IQ of at least 200 if her’s is 119. I just had to look at any picture of her to figure that out. Then again, why does she need to think? She’s brainwashed millions of kids into thinking she has talent! She can sing as well as a tone-deaf donkey. (I heard her live on television when I was channel flipping and she wasn’t lipsincing: because she was horribly off-key. No joke, I can sing better than that!)
Her, Hannah Montana, and the Jonas’s have set the bar extremely low for live music performances for the next 30 years
I bet that add was lying she probably really has an IQ of about 30 at the least or 50 at the most
Its not an ad, its a cell phone ring tone scam….they make up the IQ, they just want you to take their “IQ” test and then stupidly enter your cell # at the end to get your IQ score.
good thing da standards are going to be really low for the musicians of tommorow…
She isn’t even attractive..?
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Jeez lady , just because the inanimate plastic guitar has more talent than you , no need to get jealous !
Focus some of that energy into , hmm , I don’t know , getting some talent ?
Maybe not being such a fake wanna-be tart ?
I am actually lmao right now.
very goood…
i’m from brasil..
LOL, cool picture!
omg i hate her so much she i used to luv her intill she turned into vanessa and bitney combined
she needs to get her life straight and she cant do rock at all she sould go back to eing a county bumpkin
“Bitney”! ROFFL! How true!
there looks like secret hidden text between lines!
dear god , someone help that poor, troubled child, PLEASE! save us all and go die in a hole miley!!!
oh, that poor controller D:
Yeah, it’s lost all its dignity from being smashed by a preppy wannabe hardcore whose voice makes anyone with an IQ higher than 10′s ears bleed.
A moment of silence for the controller…
Somebody’s looking for attention…I would sue if I was Guitar Hero.
She was a failure from the day she was born. I hate her so much you do not even know.
Oh, I have a feeling I do…
Her parents are probably one of the definitions of stage parents.
For the love of god they named her “Destiny Hope”, because they thought she was destined to do great things. Hell I wonder what would have happened if Miley had not been picked up by Disney? Her mom would have probably killed her or something.
I MADE THIS!
i’m so jazzed it passed. :]
OMG LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wow sex
ya trying to beh kool she totaly NOT doing it right!!!!
omg miley cyrus is crap and if u like her go listen to some real music!!! there is so much better stuff out there. ME, i listen to my chem, and the killers, and bon jovi, i meen really. MILEY GO TO HELL
Shazam.
Totally! What he said!
The drummer is, like, headless… O_o
And don’t tell me he’s headbanging, because NO ONE headbangs in a Miley Cyrus video. NO ONE.
What happened was his ears picked up on her singing and decided to hide inside his torso, pulling his entire head with them.
She’s just well paid trailertrash
Tru dat homeskillet
Lol, fail.
i’d tap that.
and you’d get the superAIDS
i noticed smaller text in the middle. anyone know what it says? i am just curious
BTW Miley Cyrus SUCKS!!!!
haha so funny
i hate her
I think it’s impossible to be hxc in that outfit anyway.
This was AWESOME. I bought a Hannah Montana Poster/Miley Cyrus poster and I had a red and black marker. I drew horns, a devil tail, moustache, and beard, acne, etc. etc. I have a lol with a picture of her I colored posted on here and then put on a caption. Still hasnt been on the site yet though.
True, true. Ive tried. I cant smash my real guitar bcuz its mai Paul Stanley gitar. realy.
so….how she was supposed to play without the Wiimote in the guitar???
thats a fashion fail.
Looks like a window licker.
well, she makes money good ‘n’ i’m pretty sure that money makes her good. i never realized that it was a GH console though i was sick of her moves.
As Mr. T would say……”I pity that fool”
pero ver viedo cantar
Maybe she’s just expressing her distaste for Nintendo.
Then I would hate her thrice as much.
(and only thrice because I don’t know the “four” version of twice; foce, fice, force? I think it might be force.)
FAIL? I think i’z an EPIC FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!
neither does wearing a shiny geek dress
Trying to be Pete Townshend fail.
photoshop much??
the only cool thing about this girl is her tattoo
otherwise she should be murdered
There were the days when The Who smashed real guitars.
It’s a double fail. Knee High socks, converse, and a sparkly mini-dress? Psh. This should be in the Poorly Dressed section.
my god she has fatty knees. shes a fatty fat fatty!