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I’ve been dead since 1994 and I STILL look better than Courtney



Kurt Cobain

I’ve been dead since 1994 and I STILL look better than Courtney

(Kurt Cobain)

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  1. Sorite101 says:

    Lol, someone watched True Beauty.

  2. Ferris says:

    Blatantly stolen from Jeff Ross

  3. Not funny, too soon, still. Courtney you can make fun of all you want, but Kurt was special.

    • Falck.. says:

      /second that. This is not a good caption.

    • Malisyn says:

      Too soon? This moron killed himself almost 15 years ago. As much of an idiot I think Courtney is, Kurdt is the bigger idiot. He was selfish enough to leave his kid behind. “Oh, I have such pain,” whatever buttmunch. I’ll always enjoy Nirvana’s music, but despite Kurdt’s stupid choices, and he is no genius. He showed complete disregard for his kid, his wife, and his band mates. Dave Grohl made it, but where is Krist?

      I agree however that this is not funny, but only because they’re both jokes. I hope the worms got their fill on this a-hole.

      • Aliencubster says:

        Uhh..wait.. Depression and suicide are funny/idiotic? Wow.. That’s an entirely new line of reasoning.. Selfish maybe, yeah.. but Suicide is an act of desperation.. not selfishness :P
        And no matter what anyone says, Cobain WAS a genius.. his songwriting was brilliant!

      • Kurt says:

        Mmm… I can just smell the self-righteousness drifting from Malisyn’s sweaty palms.

        P.S. Next time you try to argue on the INTERNETZ try to keep it coherent. We try to string phrases and words together in a logical fashion, so readers can understand what the f*ck we are ranting about.

      • Violette says:

        Um….He was killed. I am more towards that then the whole Kurt was depress bullshit. Suicidal people don’t make plans for the future. Dead men can’t pull triggers….and who was using Cobain’s personal credit card until April 8th…Remember, his body was found on April 8th. Soon unless Kurt’s ghost magically starting to spend money after April 5th…Sorry. Courtney Love had a motive and took it. Sadly she still refuses to clear her name. Why? What is so scared of? Nothing? Well if you had nothing to hide would you want to have you name cleared and more respect? I mean if she cant do it for her daughter, maybe she should do it for the people whose kids killed themselves?
        Dontcha think?
        And if Kurt is such a joke..why bother looking up him? If he bothers you that much??? Hmmm?

      • andré luis says:

        Krist is on politic…suffering as much as Kurt did. whoever, he never feel good as he felt in nirvana. he lost his best friend and can’t carry on whitout him

    • JD Wohlever says:

      Special? The guy had the American dream and blew all out of the back of his head! He didn’t deserve it. He should be an example of what NOT to do. Idolizing him is saying it’s ok he killed himself, along with a few rabid fans who followed suit after his suicide. There is always another way, he chose weakness.

  4. faetal says:

    In bad taste…Considering his death is largely to blame for Courtneys continued downward spiral.

  5. CheekyCherry says:

    Yikes…that’s just wrong…

    Boo, I say! And not “Boo-urns”…

  6. jacaphene says:

    for reals, too soon

  7. Zep says:

    Yeah, it may be true, but to soon. You have to wait like 21 years before its funny.

  8. Camero says:

    My bf and I were talking about them on the weekend. He thinks Kurt is still alive, but in hiding. O_o

  9. StreetPreacher says:

    Dunno if it’s too soon, per se (I’ve seen Kurt Cobain humor work elsewhere), but definitely in rather poor taste considering the effect his death an the subsequent theft of his ashes is having on her.

    That said, she’s doing much better than she has in awhile. Here’s hoping it continues.

  10. Athanar says:

    Hey, my mom went to school with him!

    • burnttwiggy says:

      I truely hope that doesn’t make you feel like you could ever, ever talk about him. He’s one of the greatest poets of our time and should be revered as such. Please refrain from adding any comments unless you were alive during the epic rise of his music and subsequent downfall.

      • Outback Jon says:

        BWAHAAHAA! “one of the greatest poets or our time”??? He was a talented musician and songwriter, but that’s going way to far…

        • Destin says:

          +1. I like his music, and the lyrics aren’t bad, but to say that he’s “one of the greatest poets of our time” just shows a blatant lack of understanding of poets of our time.

          • rexy says:

            Agreed. Emily Dickenson, William Blake, Margaret Atwood, T.S. Elliot, and Chaucer were great poets. Cobain was a wonderful talent, a star that burned too brightly, a bird who flew too close to the sun, but not “one of the greatest poets of our time.” If you truly believe that, look up a few of the names i’ve listed.

        • ponyboy says:

          One could also say that he died before he had a chance to become obnoxious…

      • JD Wohlever says:

        LOL. I was alive long before and after. Calling him a poet is akin to calling the Cookie Monster a medical doctor.

    • L. says:

      Oh dear. I bet he smelled bad.

      I woulda asked him out anyway.

  11. Brooke says:

    COURTNEY KILLED KURT,IT IS ALMOST OBVIUS IF YOU DO A LITTLE RESEARCH. and that is true though. Hes ash and still better looking than courtney.

    • Kat man Who says:

      Though you fail at grammar, you are correct.
      I don’t buy the whole “Boo Hoo, Courtney can’t pull herself together” crap. She has a daughter, she needs to step up and act like a mother, not a two bit junkie whore.

    • JD Wohlever says:

      Well dammit Brooke. Why don’t you take all this misspelled evidence to the police? They will be humbled at your vast knowledge of the crime scene and smack themselves silly wondering why they didn’t think of the obvious. The heck with fingerprints, DNA, blood-splatter experts, time-lines, gunpowder residue and a written suicide letter, not to mention he practically told everyone in his songs he was going to do it. Let’s just say it’s so “OBVIUS” that we must punish her. The hell with the scientific facts!

      • Woops says:

        JD, you should google “death of Kurt Cobain”. The scientific facts are actually showing us that he couldn’t have killed himself, and that Courtney did quite a lot of suspicious things around the time of his death.

        I think he was suicidal, but he didn’t kill himself.

        Although the official cause of death may be suicide, everyone has the right to believe whatever he or she wants to believe, so why are you commenting on everything without doing proper research? It would be better to shut up if you don’t know anything about it ^^

  12. Zizzy says:

    Very true…RIP.

  13. james says:

    i miss you kurt thanks for the music

  14. no-name says:

    I love his eyes…

    There’s just something about them…

    RIP Kurt… I wish I had known you…

  15. thenoz says:

    If Kurt was still around… he would subscribe to http://www.thenoz.wordpress.com
    Courtney can disregard the invite!

  16. Count Blah says:

    Of COURSE a glossy studio portrait of Kurt as a young man is going to look better than Courtney.

    This caption would only really work and be LOL-worthy if the picture were of his festering, maggoty corpse.

    Duh.

  17. L. says:

    I looked at this picture and it felt like my heart fell out.
    I’m so sad that such a young man had to die like that. He was so sick. If only we coulda helped him.

  18. yo mamma says:

    i wish he would have died before the whole awful music thing he did

  19. TRISH H says:

    Kurt Cobain is my favorite man ever! There is something about his voice that i love. this comment and all others negative about Kurt and Courtney are bs. And so not funny. When you google your parents is this what you would want 2 see? Oh and i think the look in his eyes is his 500 dollar a day heroin habit. lol. Yet still i think he is the hottest man that ever lived.

  20. hannah says:

    oh kurt WHHYYYYYYYY =C

  21. Just Me says:

    :’(
    R.I.P. I love his voice. No matter how shitty I feel, listening to Nirvana makes everything feel all right. I just wish I had been around when he was alive.


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