What do you mean, “There is no cake… “
What do you mean, “There is no cake… “
(Cast of “Lord of the Rings”)
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The cake was a lie, all we have is death.
This was a triumph, I’m making a note here, huge success
It’s hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Now that your science, we do what we must because we can.
Fail. “Apeture Science: We do what we must because we can.”
For the good of all of us…
Except the ones who are dead.
But there’s no sense crying over every mistake
You just keep on trying ’til you run out of cake!
And the science gets done and you make a neat gun
For the people who are still alive
I’m not even angry.
I’m being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into the fire
As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you
Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
And we’re out of beta.
We’re releasing on time.
So I’m GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are still alive.
Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you’ll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa
THAT WAS A JOKE.
HAHA. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this cake is great.
It’s so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking
when there’s Science to do.
When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I’m not you.
I’ve experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are still alive.
And believe me I am still alive.
I’m doing Science and I’m still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC and I’m still alive.
While you’re dying I’ll be still alive.
And when you’re dead I will be still alive.
STILL ALIVE
..Aww, killjoy..
I WANTED TO POST THAT!
I’m going to sulk and eat this delicious and moist cake!
First you will be baked, and then there will be cake.
Mono… D’oh!
win for all except Nulono who totally did not get the concept
Nulono, you have ruined it for all of us so you get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir!
For the people who are still alive
*fails herself, before anyone else can do it, munches on cake … waddya mean there’s no cake?*
Aperture, not apeture. An aperture, is, well, a portal.
probably not a good idea for your definition to be reliant on a word that can mean many things given the context. But yes those words are synonyms
AH! DAMN U AND UR SCIENCE!! …
So you’re saying my choices are …or death?
he-looo-oooh…. don’t shoot!
i’ll think about it
PORTAL FTW
LMAO! love eddie izzard.
But the invitation specifically said that there would be cake!
Excuse me… I believe that the ratio of people to cake… well, okay, but that’s the last straw…
” Show her the “O’ face. Oh. Oh. Oh…. Yeah, you know what I’m sayin’. Oh.”
Yeah, b-but last time I-I didn’t receive a p-p-piece, and I was told…
so our only choice is ‘or death’?
Yes, well, we’ve had a run on cake y’see. We didn’t expect so many…
‘Cos the Elves weren’t s’posed to be here.
It was the bloody Hobbits and their second breakfasts.
No it was their elevenses that did it
Thank you for flying Church of England
LoL
Actually…
There was cake.
It was all a lie to get you to turn up.
Sorry.
There’s no figgy pudding, either.
But there is Lembas bread!
fruitcake elvish version? regift regift
It’s Lemnas bread. Read a book.
Hmmm. Google seems to say otherwise-many times.
I’ve read it. Many times. It’s LemBas.
LEMBAS, read THE book
WRONG
No Cake for any of you until you take a shower! http://www.youcanquotethis.com
Yay Eddie Izzard references!
cake…?
I’m being so sincere right now.
LOL !!!! ” omfg! not again thats thed 3rd timei have fallen for the cak ploy!”
There… There.. really was cake…
=D!
I thought these jokes died out… apparently not.
GLaDOS promised cake, yet there was non. I MISS YOU COMPANION CUBE :S
Yes, I do understand the origins of this joke lol…
poor cube …
Just don’t drink my milkshake.
Or take ma bukkit.
well we only had 2 bits and de didnt expect such a rush!
This picture… it is so awesome… to describe it with mere words would be a shame. I feel like I have to paint a picture about how awesome this picture is.
“Cake and grief counseling will be provided after the quest.”
You said you’d bake us a cake! (You said you’d bake us a cake.) You said you’d bake us a cake! (You said you’d bake us a cake.) You said you’d bake us a cake! (You said you’d bake us a cake.)
Marzipan’s Answering Machine!… anyone? Damn all the portal and Eddie Izzard references being taken…
I snorted all over my wiimote ^^;
I just can’t help loving it when these show up ^^
i ate it bitchs
I loled so hard !