Comments on: What do you mean, “There is no cake… “

By: Erin

Erin — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 14:29:17 +0000

LMAO! love eddie izzard.

By: anonymous

anonymous — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 18:15:57 +0000

I loled so hard !

By: theguyfromspace

theguyfromspace — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 17:28:23 +0000

i ate it bitchs

By: mrsgladosfanlulz

mrsgladosfanlulz — Sat, 28 Feb 2009 00:58:02 +0000

I snorted all over my wiimote ^^;
I just can’t help loving it when these show up ^^

By: Paz

Paz — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 23:29:45 +0000

PORTAL FTW

By: Caghs

Caghs — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 16:36:38 +0000

poor cube …

By: Caghs

Caghs — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 16:34:41 +0000

*fails herself, before anyone else can do it, munches on cake … waddya mean there’s no cake?*

By: Caghs

Caghs — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 16:33:38 +0000

For the people who are still alive

By: L0rd David

L0rd David — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 07:35:14 +0000

You said you’d bake us a cake! (You said you’d bake us a cake.) You said you’d bake us a cake! (You said you’d bake us a cake.) You said you’d bake us a cake! (You said you’d bake us a cake.)

Marzipan’s Answering Machine!… anyone? Damn all the portal and Eddie Izzard references being taken…

By: Capatin Fabulous

Capatin Fabulous — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 04:47:20 +0000

This picture… it is so awesome… to describe it with mere words would be a shame. I feel like I have to paint a picture about how awesome this picture is.
“Cake and grief counseling will be provided after the quest.”

By: bluejade

bluejade — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 00:13:00 +0000

i’ll think about it

By: Ryan

Ryan — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 04:51:53 +0000

Nulono, you have ruined it for all of us so you get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir!

By: bluejade

bluejade — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 01:43:47 +0000

AH! DAMN U AND UR SCIENCE!! …

By: ofcourse

ofcourse — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 00:46:45 +0000

win for all except Nulono who totally did not get the concept

By: Lol

Lol — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 22:11:40 +0000

Yes, I do understand the origins of this joke lol…

By: redswinglinestapler

redswinglinestapler — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 20:34:43 +0000

well we only had 2 bits and de didnt expect such a rush!

By: Waffles

Waffles — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 20:19:44 +0000

Or take ma bukkit.

By: Skyfire

Skyfire — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 19:41:58 +0000

Mono… D’oh!

By: SKW

SKW — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 18:38:22 +0000

First you will be baked, and then there will be cake.

By: Guyontehinterwebs

Guyontehinterwebs — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 18:09:48 +0000

Actually…
There was cake.
It was all a lie to get you to turn up.
Sorry.

By: Guyontehinterwebs

Guyontehinterwebs — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 18:08:41 +0000

..Aww, killjoy..
I WANTED TO POST THAT!
I’m going to sulk and eat this delicious and moist cake!

By: Ignatz

Ignatz — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 18:02:10 +0000

Just don’t drink my milkshake.

By: Nulono

Nulono — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 15:45:03 +0000

And we’re out of beta.
We’re releasing on time.
So I’m GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are still alive.
Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you’ll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa
THAT WAS A JOKE.
HAHA. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this cake is great.
It’s so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking
when there’s Science to do.
When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I’m not you.
I’ve experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are still alive.
And believe me I am still alive.
I’m doing Science and I’m still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC and I’m still alive.
While you’re dying I’ll be still alive.
And when you’re dead I will be still alive.
STILL ALIVE

By: kryolite

kryolite — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 15:18:12 +0000

GLaDOS promised cake, yet there was non. I MISS YOU COMPANION CUBE :S

By: 35mmdreams

35mmdreams — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 14:50:18 +0000

WRONG

By: Lark88

Lark88 — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 13:52:40 +0000

Now these points of data make a beautiful line.

By: Lol

Lol — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 10:57:42 +0000

I thought these jokes died out… apparently not.

By: Fridge

Fridge — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 10:14:31 +0000

No it was their elevenses that did it

By: Fridge

Fridge — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 10:13:44 +0000

probably not a good idea for your definition to be reliant on a word that can mean many things given the context. But yes those words are synonyms

By: aegis3d

aegis3d — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 10:02:54 +0000

There… There.. really was cake…

=D!

By: uh

uh — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 09:49:22 +0000

LEMBAS, read THE book

By: ClanFever

ClanFever — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 07:26:19 +0000

As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you

By: ascatal

ascatal — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 06:45:56 +0000

LOL !!!! ” omfg! not again thats thed 3rd timei have fallen for the cak ploy!”

By: konkonsn

konkonsn — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 05:55:49 +0000

And threw every piece into the fire

By: Fritters

Fritters — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 05:46:34 +0000

And tore me to pieces.

By: Divided by zero

Divided by zero — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 04:33:57 +0000

Yeah, b-but last time I-I didn’t receive a p-p-piece, and I was told…

By: Divided by zero

Divided by zero — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 04:30:10 +0000

Even though you broke my heart and killed me.

By: underfae

underfae — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 04:25:09 +0000

I’m being so sincere right now.

By: MightyLog

MightyLog — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 04:01:18 +0000

” Show her the “O’ face. Oh. Oh. Oh…. Yeah, you know what I’m sayin’. Oh.”

By: Bruce

Bruce — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 03:52:58 +0000

I’m being so sincere right now.

By: Milton

Milton — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 03:44:54 +0000

Excuse me… I believe that the ratio of people to cake… well, okay, but that’s the last straw…

By: Athanar

Athanar — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 03:36:45 +0000

I’m not even angry.

By: Skyfire

Skyfire — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 03:21:53 +0000

For the people who are still alive

By: daisy4given

daisy4given — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 03:13:13 +0000

he-looo-oooh…. don’t shoot!

By: keshet

keshet — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 02:54:10 +0000

So you’re saying my choices are …or death?

By: Dan_ad_nauseam

Dan_ad_nauseam — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 02:53:38 +0000

And the science gets done and you make a neat gun

By: andi

andi — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 02:45:41 +0000

cake…?

By: hotsauce

hotsauce — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 02:42:24 +0000

Aperture, not apeture. An aperture, is, well, a portal.

By: hotsauce

hotsauce — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 02:40:29 +0000

You just keep on trying ’til you run out of cake!

By: Dexaan

Dexaan — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 01:51:07 +0000

But there’s no sense crying over every mistake