Dude..stop jumpin on my couch

Dude..stop jumpin on my couch
(Oprah Winfrey)
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Dude..stop jumpin on my couch
(Oprah Winfrey)
picture: dunno source, via our lol builder. lol caption: XxHelenaxX
Whoa… old joke…
Funny fail.
Humour 101 (for the sake of Slashydutchie et al): A good line is a good line, no matter how aged the target. If you don’t find it amusing, move on. No need to spoil everyone else’s fun.
Personal comment: Get over it, you supercilious twat.
Twat (n) (TWAT)
The best name ever created by Dane Cook.
Dane Cook (n) (DANE-Cook)
The best comedian on earth.
Wasn’t made by Dan Cook…and who cares Dan Cook is a loser.
I chuckled at this one! (may be old to you, slashydutchie, but not all of us watch/see/read/view the same stuff you do!
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Thing is, it’s been a couple of years since this event took place. At this point, the joke has been dead for about a year. No need to attempt to bring it back.
Rick James: “Fuck yo’ couch!!”
I almost fell backwards in my chair laughing
In Soviet Russia, chair falls backwards in YOU!
we need a tom cruise “FUCK YO COUCH” one now..
God.. I so hate her….
I think Oprah needs a few more Cheeseburgers she’s looking “thin” http://www.youcanquotethis.com
Minority Report: I actually got a good laugh at this.
She’s like OMGWTFKFCBBQ no wonder you’re acting crazy, you’re a scientologist!
Beware Oprah, I see Michelle with a paddle in her hand lurking backstage.
I don’t care if she weighs FOUR hundred pounds or 125, there’s something creepy about her.
This is still hilarious – Her expression totally says that.
Hes jumping on the couch cause Katie got him a Wii
“Wiiiiiiiiii”