Comments on: Dude..stop jumpin on my couch

By: Bow

Bow — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 04:10:01 +0000

Wasn’t made by Dan Cook…and who cares Dan Cook is a loser.

By: Melede

Melede — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 23:02:44 +0000

Twat (n) (TWAT)
The best name ever created by Dane Cook.

Dane Cook (n) (DANE-Cook)
The best comedian on earth.

By: heather

heather — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 14:16:27 +0000

Hes jumping on the couch cause Katie got him a Wii
“Wiiiiiiiiii”

By: Jetta

Jetta — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 05:42:33 +0000

This is still hilarious – Her expression totally says that.

By: Schmoe

Schmoe — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 03:12:21 +0000

I don’t care if she weighs FOUR hundred pounds or 125, there’s something creepy about her.

By: Bud Tugly

Bud Tugly — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 23:32:38 +0000

Beware Oprah, I see Michelle with a paddle in her hand lurking backstage.

By: Vr0nCat

Vr0nCat — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 14:11:50 +0000

Humour 101 (for the sake of Slashydutchie et al): A good line is a good line, no matter how aged the target. If you don’t find it amusing, move on. No need to spoil everyone else’s fun.

Personal comment: Get over it, you supercilious twat.

By: Hell Hath No Fury

Hell Hath No Fury — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 04:52:37 +0000

She’s like OMGWTFKFCBBQ no wonder you’re acting crazy, you’re a scientologist!

By: phoenix7th

phoenix7th — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 04:49:03 +0000

Minority Report: I actually got a good laugh at this.

By: Gio

Gio — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 03:42:25 +0000

Thing is, it’s been a couple of years since this event took place. At this point, the joke has been dead for about a year. No need to attempt to bring it back.

By: Dan23

Dan23 — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 23:51:05 +0000

I think Oprah needs a few more Cheeseburgers she’s looking “thin” http://www.youcanquotethis.com

By: Waffles

Waffles — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 23:30:54 +0000

In Soviet Russia, chair falls backwards in YOU!

By: grrr

grrr — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 22:02:02 +0000

God.. I so hate her….

By: k

Mon, 12 Jan 2009 21:05:56 +0000

we need a tom cruise “FUCK YO COUCH” one now..

By: Tempestates

Tempestates — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 20:59:14 +0000

I almost fell backwards in my chair laughing

By: C-chan

C-chan — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 20:51:53 +0000

Rick James: “Fuck yo’ couch!!”

By: barboid

barboid — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 20:37:54 +0000

I chuckled at this one! (may be old to you, slashydutchie, but not all of us watch/see/read/view the same stuff you do! )

By: Lo'

Lo' — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 19:46:05 +0000

Funny fail.

By: Slashydutchie

Slashydutchie — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 19:05:00 +0000

Whoa… old joke…