THE ADAMS FAMILY

THE ADAMS FAMILY: were never this scary
(David Gest, Liza Minnelli, Elizabeth Taylor, Michael Jackson)
picture: dunno source, via our lol builder. lol caption: TonyL
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THE ADAMS FAMILY: were never this scary
(David Gest, Liza Minnelli, Elizabeth Taylor, Michael Jackson)
picture: dunno source, via our lol builder. lol caption: TonyL
Oh. . . *twitch* I’m going to *twitch* have nightmares tonight *twitch*.
I -twitch- agree -double twitch-
No more! I’ll pay the ransom.
I’ll chip in….want the title to my car as well? *shudder*
make the bad man stop!!!!!
gaaaaaaah.
im crying
*falls over in a full-blown seizure*
OK, OK! You can have the invasion plans!
LOL that is funny *twitch* micheals nose fell off along time ago *twitch*
Second…………Person who wants to barf
Quadruple twitch.
Lol, I like the left to right names that switched Michael Jackson with Liz Taylor… The caption made me chuckle but the name mismatch made me laugh!
Name mismatch?
What name mismatch?
Ha ha I see what you mean.
i see wut u did thur.
Poor Charles Addams, he’s probably turning in his grave.
These people are pretty darn scary, though! If Liza’s eyes were any farther apart, she’d be a frog.
Is it Halloween already?
*adDams
Thank you for doing it for me. Amerikans are sew fookin’ ignorint.
Wow.
Addams*
Are they all plastic?
Of course not. “Plastic Surgery” is just a layman’s term.
Yes, if you get them too close to a fire, they’ll melt
I haven’t ever heard of an Adams family that was supposed to be scary… Now, the Addams family is a different story!
Whose idea was it to put all these people in one photograph?!?
masochistic commie-nazis, that’s who. And my mother-in-law.
There’s a difference between those two? *stares, then builds a new bunker*
Well. In that case, your mother-in-law’s compositional skills are lacking. Perhaps she was too influenced by the masochistic commie-nazis. They are pretty opinionated.
Somebody tell me why one of the alts for this had Addams spelled correctly and this one was chosen anyway?
Great unholy underlords!!!
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Also, *Addams*
THAT’s SO SCARY IT COULD GIVE YOU CANCER!!!!
. . .But then again, EVERYTHING gives you cancer nowadays.
True, but this could give you several incurable kinds. Simultaneously.
These people give “altogether ooky” a whole new meaning….
FTW!!! Great comment!
I think you mean “all together”.
My bad. You’re right. Eesh. I need a nap–and a grammar lesson.
Only other thing missing here- besides sanity- is Adam’s apples…. >:)
ha ha win!
The caption would be good if Addams were spelled properly and they used proper grammar; it should be “The Addams Family WAS never this scary” Foolish interweb mortals. That doesn’t irritate me as much as misuse of the various forms of there, though. (i.e. there, their, they’re)
There, there, now. They’re just being appropriately Creepy, Kooky, Mysterious and Spooky in their altogether oooky fashion.
I love you and your ex-parrot that sings with the choir invisible.
Thank you! I was just going to point out both mistakes. Glad someone beat me to it.
*cue spooky yet catchy theme music*
This wins five internetz
FIRE, KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
So which one is Cousin Itt?
Dunno, but I know which one SHOULD be covered in hair. Oh wait, all of ‘em.
Let me just say that I am sure that Charles is rolling over in his grave. And, as many have already said, it’s “AdDams.” Two D’s. A relative of his, John Huey Addams, was called by his friend Abe Lincoln “My dear double-d’d Addams.”
As opposed to “double-d’d Liza”…ewwww why the low-cut dress???
I think I threw up a little bit in my mouth…
Oh crap, my officemates are calling the folks with the butterfly nets on me…lucky I wasn’t drinking anything or I’d have redecorated the freakin’ walls…
Bwahahaha! Just busted my gut at that one!
Addams…..not Adams
Dear God in heaven, PLEASE let this be Photoshopped!
Some things you cannot unsee. Brain bleach! For the love of all that is good, brain bleach!
Insult to the Addams Family!! This goes beyond ooky, and just goes straight to disturbing!!
aww, i like elizabeth taylor. but the rest of them creep me out
So, a bunch noticed Addams, not Adams, but missed was not were?
make that weirdo michael jackson go away ………FOREVER or at least go to jail…….FOREVER wanna see something funny go on youtube and type in exacly MADtv home alone with michael jackson lol soooo funny (don’t worry the person who plays michael jackson is black and not ugly but really funny! MADtv home alone with michael jackson search on youtube soooo funny
-crys- scary ppl :’(
micheal jackson reminds me of lord voldemort….is that normal?
roflmao, that’s what was bothering me. And the pic is from Liza’s wedding to the gentleman on the left, although the marriage didn’t last long. I wonder why……..
I find that MJ is the most normal-looking here…
Meep. *eye twitches*
@.@ i’m supprised the camera didn’t implode/explode and/or the picture melt *collapses in full -100% FATAL- seizure*
omg michael jackson gives me nightmares! IM SCARED!
idk but i think he gets his draw of noses on layaway
What’s really scary is all these people are rich because people PAID them to sing/act.
As an ADAMS I must take offense to this. As many have pointed out, it’s ADDAMS!
Fwak all yall! low-life losers that put dis sh!t up! i bet yall asses were losers at school cuz it look lyk u have no life making dis lame ass website! lame ass bloggers!! let da man R.I.P yall should burn in hell!
*twitch* Ummm peeps?? im uhhh *twitch* am i seeing things?? *twitch twitch* *faints* *does patrick’s AHEEAHEEAHEE from when Spongebob lost his nametag* *faints again* *does AHEEAHEEAHEE again* Hey….. *lifts up shirt and points to bellybutton* does everyone have one of these?? I didnt know i had one!!!
Can i throw up now?
How ’bout now?
Now?
Now?
NOW???
How ’bout now??
YOU RANG?