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Haha.. Scientology..took me a second to get that.
No worries, Tom. I STILL don’t get it!
It’s taking the piss out of Scientology. Google thetan and Xenu, you’ll get an idea of the sort of crackpot bullshit that vile little cult uses to part idiots from their money.
I saw those websites. What a bunch of ultra-maroons. I have no respect for anyone who believes any of that bs, I don’t care how nice you are and how many African babies you’ve fed.
An ultra-maroon? Is that a red that’s so dark that it’s black?
No, it’s Bugs Bunny for huge moron.
no its a reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally BIG cookie
I think that’s macaroons.
and by ultra-maroons you mean ultra-morons? right?…i thought so…
Ever watch Bugs Bunny?
It parts them from their good sense too…oh wait, I think one of the requirements to join COS is having no cents and lots of dollars (yeah, pitiful pun)…
I don’t think anyone actually GETS Scientology… we’re all aliens on the inside… or something to that effect.
What’s to get? The whole point is to make money, the rest is just psuedo-scientific bollocks.
So… in the end we’re all poor people with aliens on the inside?
Oh, so it’s the ALIENS that are telling me to burn things. I always wondered where those voices were coming from.
They come from the mind of L Ron Hubbard who is nothing more than a science-fiction author, and a poor one at that.
And made up on a bar bet. Can’t forget that part.
His second-rate science-fiction stays in print ’cause the Church of Scientology’s subsidiary, Galaxy Press, keeps it all in print, and the cult members all buy ‘em. Oh, and they give away copies at science-fiction conventions.
If you get on the Galaxy Press mailing list (or e-mail list) sooner or later you start getting SPAM for Dianetics.
Apart from the upper echelons of the Cult, oops, sorry ‘Church’ of Scientology, they’ll all be rich bastards laughing at the poor people they fleeced.
I dunno if I count them as a cult… the leaders aren’t crazy, I guess. They’re smart in a wicked sort of way, like the wizard of Oz, I suppose.
That kinda brings me closer to a church, really. A bunch of old guys sitting around watching what they can make their poor flock do by (sometimes literally) selling them utter bs.
Are thetans aliens? I thought they were the humans the aliens brought to earth and then bombed to kingdom come. Okay, now I’m scared I’m correcting someone about scientology.
Don’t worry, I watch South Park too.
If I remember correctly the Thetans are the ghosts of the aliens that were dumped on earth… which then avoided the soul-catchers and landed in some humans.
*sings*
And now I’m in the closet too…
You know, I’ve never actually seen that episode of SP. I went to xenu.com and watched the videos that were there and read some of the stuff…and that’s the conclusion I came to. I guess I misunderstood. Thanks!
sinentology people think that nothing is real we’re in some sort of false reality or something… idk its weird!!!
i sill dont get it
How ironic, that the man most famous for killing aliens come to earth is shaking hands with the guy most famous for wanting aliens to come to earth….
‘you don’t know how bad I’ll kill all y’all, I’ll kill y’all right dead lol’
Yeah, it would have made an adequate caption.
I’m getting sick of these two with their public crack-up-fests.
“It’s great to be filthy stinking rich, eh Will?”
“You said it Tom – it’s a RIOT!!”
“HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA”
“Do you have any Grey Poupon?”
“No, but I have a 19 yr old supermodel who doesn’t know what I do for a living”
“Jolly good! Let us guffah maniacally as if we’ve exchanged a hilarious inside joke, so that the masses will think we have human emotions!”
“Right-o!”
I like Will Smith. Hancock was pretty good…no? The other one…meh!
Yeah i liked Hancock
I suppose John Travolta didn’t get into this picture because he’s mourning the child he and scientology killed. Bastards, the whole lot of ‘em.
John Travolta believes in Scientology?
well if he does believe in aliens and evil spirits that possess you.. it may explain why he played the role of a woman in that Hairspray musical
Yes, Travolta & his wife are Scientologists. And as for playing the role he did in Hairspray, that role was originally played by a man so at least they kept that true in the remake.
You sure it was originally? I thought it started out with a woman playing Edna, but later on a dragqueen did it and was so awesome they decided to turn it into a tradition.
Did Ricki Lake not play that part also? or am i thinking of something else altogether?
The original was in 1988, written and directed by John Waters. The role of the daughter, Tracy Turnblad, was played by Ricki Lake. The mom was played by Divine, a drag queen who was in other John Waters movies, as well as other things. Divine also played the role of Arvin Hodgepile in the movie.
what does cross-dressing have to do with believing in aliens? oh, that’s right, nothing.
Ever seen Roger in American Dad? I’d say there might be a connection if you’re a cartoon figure…
YOU CAN’T STOP THE CAMP!
*clears throat*
Yeah, couldn’t resist a Forbidden Broadway quote there… sorry, happens occasionally.
I think Travolta’s an idiot for believing in Scientology, and most of his acting’s overrated… but this comment’s just mean. There’s no evidence that he, or his wacko beliefs, had anything to do with the kid’s death.
f the kid had killed himself due to untreated clinical depression, yes, you could put that on Scientology (they don’t believe in psychiatric treatment; if you have mental health issues you need to pay more $$ to the cult to get “cleared” or some such BS). But they’re not the sort of religious nut-jobs who refuse modern medicine for *physical* ailments (which is what killed the kid: a rare condition he’d had for years).
Yah, no grieving parent bashing. Not cool.
Bashing, not so cool, but I think he’s due for some criticism when it’s his own ludicrous beliefs that contributed to that grief.
There are only cosmetic differences between John’s situation and the crazy christian nutjobs who let their daughter die of a COMPLETELY TREATABLE urinary tract infection because they “don’t believe” in modern medicine.
I’m not bashing him. Everything I’ve heard states that Jett was not on medication after they took him off whatever he was on initially. Believe me, I feel for them from one parent to another. If what I have heard and read is true, Jett died because of his family’s faith. There is no excuse for that. I don’t want to hurt them, but I’m angry that there is even a minute possibility they were instructed to discontinue medicine for this child. I hope to Xenu I’m wrong. I really do. I’ll welcome being handed my ass in forums.
Kawasaki disease is not what killed him, BTW. Look up the disease. Many in the medical community are convinced Jett didn’t have it–except until age five, perhaps. However, if you have a seizure and hit your head on a tub or sink, that can be fatal. The first seizure my son had when he was seven, he was sitting on a school bus, went rigid and went head-first onto the floor. I got to witness the whole thing. A couple years ago when he was 17, he had a grand mal, hit the coffee table and then proceeded to turn blue. Each time there is seizure activity it leaves scar tissue on the brain. This is not something to trifle with. I hope for the Travoltas’ consciences’ sakes, they did everything they could to keep Jett alive.
The reason that the Travolta’s stopped the seizure medicine is because it stopped working for him. My friend has epilepsy. She has had the same thing happen to her, the meds stop working and she has to find something else.
Scientology, from what I’ve read, does not prohibit medical intervention for physical ailments, which means that they would not have been prevented from getting him medical care for the seizures. And from what I have read, they did get him help. But the meds stopped helping. Why take something that isn’t working? I can guarantee that while I have no religious beliefs that prevent me from taking meds for anything, I will NOT take something that isn’t working anymore.
Right, my point was if it stops working, you find something that DOES work, post haste.
I don’t know anything about the Travoltas’ treatment of their son’s condition, but I do know that Kevin Trudeau (a Scientologist) recommends that you stop taking all over-the-counter and PRESCRIPTION drugs to cleanse your system. This is from his “diet” book. Since I take thyroid medication, I tossed his book in the trash post-haste!
Tommy Girl, sit on your E-Meter and swivel.
as with most religions, Scientology actually has some merit. the “audits” they do are actually more like psychotherapy, at least from the little information i have gathered. in the end ALL religions fail wen it comes to the story or creation. all religions have a good set of moral instructions, that if applied at the time of creation cold be seen as a strong agent to cement a civilization together. the unfortunate part is, religion is not fluid, it does not grow with new information, it cant… it paints itself into a corner with strict dogma, and lack of interpretation over a coarse of time.
If you see psychotherapy as something that makes you feel bad about yourself, so they can persuade you to pay a lot of money for more courses, then yes audits are like that. I did one of their free ones. I’d never do it again, it was creepy as hell and ridiculous as well. So I can’t understand why people follow them if those audits are their advertisments.
pretty funny about the audits resembling psychotherapy considering Cruise’s rant on Brooke Shields a few years back
Christianity is the exception to your “all religions fail”. It’s the Truth. And the entire world will find that out pretty soon, I think.
Anyway, COS is a pseudo-religion, pseudo-science scam.
That’s just special pleading. Muslims make just as many claims to “the truth” as christians do. They all look just as crazy from the outside.
if there is any exception, it would be Buddhism or possibly Taoism… Christianity is one of the main offenders. Buddhism doesn’t concern itself with the existence or none existence of god, but rather tries to use logic and reason to come up with rules to live by. oh and by the way, Christianity is a real religion, and a real scam. god doesn’t want your money, and if you have enough to give to charity, you might be taking to much to begin with.
God bless you.
Except for the part where they record your auditing sessions and use your secrets and shames to blackmail you if you try to leave or criticize the church.
I like aliens.
Weird story about scientology.
My friend and I were out somewhere doing a bit of shopping, and there were some scientologists collecting money and recruiting people. So my friend goes up to them and tells them that their religion doesn’t make sense and they’re practically beggers, and points out what’s wrong with their religion. He’s there arguing with them for a couple of minutes, and there’s a small crowd around them. After he’s finished, he just walks away. They don’t know his name, phone number, or anything, the only way they could identify him is by his face.
Here’s the scary thing. A couple of months later, he gets a knock at his door pretty late at night. There’s two scientologists there, and they give him an A4 book, about 200 pages thick. They tell him to never mock scientology again, and then they leave. He opens the book and it’s filled with photos of him going about his daily life (driving to work, entering/exiting his house, eating out at a restaurant, on the bus, at the cinema, etc.) and it’s got all his contact details, and it had a list of the schools he went to as a kid and all of the places he’s ever worked. It also had about 20 pages of pictures of his family, along with their names and other details about them.
Scary, huh?
Lies.
Agreed, total bull-crap!
If you want to think it’s a lie, pffffft fine. But I’ve seen this book, so I KNOW it happened.
this is AMAZING, i want to have sex with tom cruise and then kiss xenu all over.
my name is johsua ronald avern
is will smith a sientologist??? i didnt think he was…
No, he is however a sCientologist.