I will jump on your couch.
I will jump on your couch. Do *not* test me.
(Tom Cruise)
picture: dunno source, via our lol builder. lol caption: Catdaddy74
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I like Tom.
Tom likes ur couch!
Tom is an asshat!
“Tom’s an ass bag and I like boobs and beer.”
Bob and Tom ref. for the win!
Hell. Yes.
“…and I will poke out your other eye. Check yourself, son.”
In Soviet Russia, couch jumps on you!
we could only be so lucky to have a couch jump on Tom
Agreed.
I wonder how many lolcelebs there have been about Tom Cruise or scientology
I dunno. Both are pretty interesting topics.
And both easy and fun to poke fun at.
And both are greatly misunderstood in these forums.
Not only in this forum dude, it seems it is not really understood anywhere outside of the sect, I wonder why that is? Might be the aliens. :/
I rest my case.
I’d say this is a win. I chuckled at least.
Sigh… it’s getting lame tbh.
no one’s forcing you to be here
subject may be old, but caption is win.
agreed
Subject? What’s all this about jumping on couches?
Something to do with his appearing on Opera to announce his engagement to Katie Holmes.
You mean Oprah?
Tom Cruise in an opera? THAT would be funny as hell XD
I’m amazed we don’t have butt hurt Scientologists on here claiming their ludicrous little cult is a religion and shouldn’t be mocked.
My religion shouldn’t be mocked!!
Oh wait.. I’m agnostic… Nevermind!
My couch is terrified!
what???
Do NOT use asterisks for emphasis.
crazier than a sh*t house rat!