DYING
DYING Prepare to do it
(Inigo Montoya actor: Mandy Patinkin)
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how many times did this guy threaten someone during the movie?
I think I lost count
“You killed my father….PREPARE TO DIE!”
He only threatened one guy–Count Rugen.
Yeah but he did it 321684351354613513546765131346 times
321684351354613513546765131347.
Hallo, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!!!
he says it TONS of time!!!!
“Will you stop saying that?!”
Yeah, but he only threatens one person, albeit a whole bunch of times. Mostly, he just tells a bunch of people that he will say it.
That movie has one of the greatest revenge scenes ever.
Yah – “I want my father back, you son of a bitch!”
As many times as he WANTED to.
He is Indigo Montoya. You killed his father.
Prepare to die.
Indigo? he looks more like a violet
INIGO. Not freakin’ InDigo
This movie was on tv last night!
i learned this line 4 years before i ever saw the movie.
Mustache win.
Everything win! My favorite movie, and the book is great, too! but when I first saw this, droooooling ensued! I’m also partial to the sword fight he had with the ‘man in black’. When he’s trying to find out his identity:
Montoya: Who are you, sir?
MiB: You don’t need to know (paraphrasing from memory).
Montoya: But I Must know!
MiB: Prepare to be disappointed!
Montoya: OK.
(quoting from memory)
Montoya: Who *are* you?
Roberts: No one of consequence.
Montoya: I must know.
Roberts: Get used to disappointment.
Montoya: Okay..
But you win for bringing up a great scene in movie history.
That doesn’t hold a candle to:
Inigo: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.
Man in black: YOU seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.
Favorite part:
Man In Black: Why are you smiling?
Inigo Montoya: Because I know something you don’t know.
Man in Black: And what is that?
Inigo Montoya: I… am not left-handed.
[Moves his sword to his right hand and gains an advantage]
Man in Black: You are amazing.
Inigo Montoya: Well, I ought to be after 20 years.
Man in Black: There’s something I ought to tell you.
… I’m not left-handed either.
Max: But thats not what he said! He distinctly said, “to blaaavve!” which we all know means, “to bluff.” So maybe he was playing a game of cards and he cheated!
Max’s Wife: LIAR!!! LIAARRR!!!
Max: Get back, witch!!
Max’s Wife: I’m not a witch i’m your wife!
hahahaha best lines ever
Ah, but MY favorite is:
Miracle Max: Have fun storming the castle!
or maybe……
Priest: Mawwage, mawwage, mawwage….
OMG!! The priest is played by one of the Kings of Comedy, Peter Cook, and he is so funny!!! I love his eyes…
“Do you happen to have six fingers on your right (or was it left?) hand?”
Do you always begin conversations this way?
How?
its continuing the line from the movie.
Montoya: I don’t mean to pry, but you don’t by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?
Roberts: Do you always begin conversations this way?
Montoya: My father was killed by a six-fingered man.
oh well.
What’s Edward up to?
Ahh… Well, in the near future I see him taking a trip to Alaska to visit the Denali clan. Renesme is doing well also.
What’re you up to? You obviously won’t have a date tonight.
LOL. I like the big guy. But Westly was HAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWT!!!!
With you ALL THE WAY.
Most win-full movie ever.
Definitely an enduring classic. Just remembering that Fred Savage was a kid in this movie and he’s now in his early to mid 30′s…
Any LOL that mentions/features “The Princess Bride” is totally FTW.
Gods yes, there’s just not enough of them!
lol
- “I don’t mean to pry, but you don’t by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?”
- “Nope, sorry Agent”
- ” This is not our unsub, we’ve got the wrong guy”
Kudos!
Unanimous win!
i shall lol
LOL
I love you!
Must be an inside joke ………. lol, cuz I sure don’t get it.
it’s from the movie The Princess Bride, it’s pretty good, you should watch it.
Turns out your friend is only mostly dead.
I’m not a witch, I’m your wife! But after what you just said I’m not sure I want to be that anymore!
You mocked me once; never do it again!
Do you want me to send you back to where you were? Unemploooooyed…in Greeeenlaaand…?
Yes! Princess Bride lives! ^_^
Best line in the movie, IMO.
“Have fun storming the castle!”
“Do you think they’ll make it?”
“It’d take a miracle…”
Boy: Who kills prince humperdink?!
Grandpa: No one kills him. He lives.
Boy: You mean he wins?! JESUS grandpa!! What did you read me this thing for?!
too soon?
To soon for what?
UNEEEEEEMPLOOOYED.
IN GREEEEENLAND?
I totally lol’d at that.
Anybody want a peanut?
They’ll remake it with Antonio Banderas in this role, you just watch.
Yuck, I hope not. That would really ruin my favourite character for me.
And Miley Cyrus will play Buttercup. And Robert Pattinson will play Wesley. And there will be an increase in suicide attempts.
totally LOLed at that.
I liked
The Sicilian – “No more rhymes now, I mean it!”
Fezzik – “Anybody want a peanut?”
The Sicilian – “AAAAAARGH!!!”
or..
(from memory, so I’m gonna butcher it.)
The Sicilian – “You just broke one of the two cardinal laws! The first, of course, is ‘never get involved in a land war in Asia.’ But only slightly less well-known is – “Never go up against a Sicilian…when DEATH is on the line!! HaHa! HaHa!” *falls over dead*
*sigh*
I remember this man making me swoon when I was a kid watching this movie. He totally still does. So cute.
AWSOMENESS WIN!!
INCONCEIVABLE!
I was just WAITING for someone to use that line XD win.
I don’t think that word really means what you think it means.
NEVER TRUST A SICILIAN WHEN DEATH IS ON THE LINEEEE!!!!
As you wish…
…So that every woman who sees you says “Dear God, what is that /thing?/
That is amazing. The Princess Bride is one of the best movies of all time.
I want my father back you son of a bitch!
Awesome movie, amazing book!
Grammar fail. One cannot prepare to “dying.”
We are men of action – lies do not become us.
My favorite line:
“So I put down my sword and you put down your rock and we beat each other to death like civilized men?”
…the only nicer is a good MLT, you know, when the mutton is real lean…
You’d like to think that, wouldn’t you? You’ve beaten my giant, which means you’re exceptionally strong, so you could’ve put the poison in your own goblet, trusting on your strength to save you, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But, you’ve also bested my Spaniard, which means you must have studied, and in studying you must have learned that man is mortal, so you would have put the poison as far from yourself as possible, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
You’re just stalling now, aren’t you?
“You’re trying to trick me into giving away something. It won’t work. ”
“IT HAS WORKED! YOU’VE GIVEN EVERYTHING AWAY! I KNOW WHERE THE POISON IS! ”
“Then make your choice. ”
“I will, and I choose – What in the world can that be? “
CALL THE BRUTE SQUAD!!
But I am the brute squad.
Close.
“Call the Brute Squad!”
“I’m from the Brute Squad.”
“You ARE the Brute Squad!”