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I nearly jumped out my seat when I saw her face!
What possessed her to DO that?
She’s addicted to plastic surgery. She’s worse everytime I see pictures of her. I forget her name though.
And she use to look great before she started all the surgeries.
But Whyyyyyyy????
Did she really think that doing THAT would improve her looks?
She still has pretty eyes tho…
I bet she had her bajinga tightened too.
Her what?
lo, please dont answer that question
rofl.
lol scrubs win!
most excellent!
Her hands are pretty, too. Very graceful.
Story is that her millionaire hubby dumped her. He is quite fond of cats and she decided that if she transformed herself into one that he would want her back.
Dude, if a guy left me it will be like…CYA!!!! it’s been real……NEXT!!!!!!!
Wow. Catwoman. She’s doing it WRONG.
How’d you notice? xD
Honestly, I see no resemblance to any feline whatsoever. What was in her head? D:
actually. she looks kind of like an ugly lion.
With all the money you get from the divorce you’d be happy amiright =B
You wouldn’t keep your sanity Amirite?
she looks like some creature from THE DARK CRYSTAL gone wrong! are you serious about the cat theory? cause if that’s the case then she should really be in an insane asylum.
That’s Jocelyn Wildenstein.
She’s Jocelyn Wildenstein, who used to be married to the very affluent businessman Alec Wildenstein. She is known as Cat Woman and reportedly spent over 4 million dollars on plastic surgery.
DYK that this hideous woman is actually proud of her looks? She is an even worse version of Pam Anderson. xP
Some people also call her the Lion Queen.
FAIL. It’s under the picture.
i was like what the hell
I read this whole story about how her now dead ex husband (God rest his soul) was getting bored with her so she decided that she would make herself look like one of the jungle cats he collected and loved. He said in the deposition for their divorce that she had the attitude that faces could be redone like houses, and that he didnt even recognize her anymore. She was beautiful before… *shudder*
Beautiful, but clearly broken
Holy grind, that can’t be true… I think that’s worse than Michael Jackson…
It’s absolutely true.
No, I still think he’s worse to look at. At least she has some sort of human resemblance left in her, he seriously doesn’t even look human anymore.
Jocelyn Wildenstein is her name and OH MY GOD
that’s what i call ugly…
Thanks. You just ruined my day. o_O
Thunder… Thunder… Thundercats!
I LOL’ed!
I BMF’ed
lol win
yikes. you’d think by this point no doctors would want to perform anymore surgery on her. someone should refer her to a therapist
I’m guessing the average cosmetic surgeon “to the stars” is not in it to help people.
That’s like expecting a crack dealer to not sell crack to someone because they look down on their luck. =)
It’s not just cosmetic surgeons. A lot of doctors are all too happy to play “mad scientist” and they spew all kinds nonsense to rationalize what they do. Like the woman who lives with her mother and has 6 children already, at least one with a developmental disability, and she just had 8 more by in vitro fertilization. Her mom is pissed. The daughter has an obsession and no support and the doctors are helping her make more babies in the lab. http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090131/ap_on_re_us/octuplets
Did you read that she is asking for 2million dollars for interviews?
well, I certainly hope she has some way to support fourteen kids with no partner and no job…I can’t believe she was allowed to be impregnanted again at all, let alone with eight freakin’ babies!!
Like you I blame the so called professionals. She doesn’t have a way to support them. It’s going to be my good tax dollars and yours, if you live in the US that is. She hired a spokesperson (with what money) and they said that she is very happy and looks at this as an opportunity from God. Would God really do that to us?
if it was really from god it wouldnt have taken IF to get her pregnant. her whole case is BS and she makes the case for me about having to have a license before you get pregnant and having to pass a parenting class before accepting a child into your care.
ey thats same money amount the ugly cat paid for surgery.
No, latest reports is that she spent 4 million dollars on cosmetic surgery over the years.
She is a millionaire! They just want the money.
Talk about mindbleach… oh God help me… this picture makes me hurt
the scary thing is – she thinks she’s the most beautiful woman on the planet. i saw an interview with her once and she’s absolutely delusional.
I don’t think she does…imagine spending all that money to make yourslelf beautiful for the man you love, and ending up looking like that
WOW! This truly scared me when I saw it.
this is realy sad
She looks like a muppet.
Seconded.
The Aliens marry into good money.
KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!
Kill it before it breeds!!!!!!111!
breeds?
are you for real?
thats a 3 paper bag job if ever i saw one.
1 bag over her head,
one over mine, in case hers slips off,
and the third to barf into if mine slipps off too
bletch
I thought when I first looked at the picture that someone must have doctored it up. That is just sad. She should have just aged gracefully.
She could have, if you google her and find the few pictures of her before all the surgery she was actually rather pretty. It’s a shame.
It’s funny you said that, after I saw this I did go google her.
I had never heard of her before. She was very pretty. I can’t believe she did this to herself. What a shame.
I feel so sorry for her, that she did this to herself for a man, and that she now claims to believe in her artificial feline beauty. She needs a good surgeon that can set her face back to the way it was, and a good therapist to give her the tools to love herself the way she is. Poor woman.
Check this out:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jocelyn_Wildenstein
She wants to make herself look like a cat.
did she get a face screw up or its just runs in the family
that looks like a man in drag
Men in drag aren’t that hideous!
Word!
ZOMFG!!!!!! She want to transform herself into a cat. Cat’s aren’t hideous!!!! FAIL!!!!! EPIC FAIL!!!!!
Classic case of mental issues.
Grammar fail for me. I meant cats plural not possessive.
Jeezuz why do you have so many fucking comments!?
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Why are you so stupid? I am stating my opinion……..it is a free country you know and you do not have to read my posts at all. Move on!!!!
Jesus..
That guy in front of her MUST be laughin..
I would..
Is that the dude from Mask? YIKES!
u dont have to do heavy drug abuse
like amy whinehouse to get the same effect,
but drug abuse is maybe a little cheaper
than plastic surgery.
Umm guys it is called BDD Body dysmorphic disorder, it is a real medical condition she is unhappy with the way she looks, everyone else on the planet may think she is gorgeous and she will still see herself as ugly. It is a horrible disease. Her plastic surgeons don’t say no to her because if they do she will end up resorting to a back street plastic surgeon to do the work and end up dying from post op infections or having it so botched she would probably end up killing herself. The surgeons saying yes to her, eh it at least makes sure it isn’t some quack doing the surgery with a rusty knife in an abandoned warehouse.
That’s the most ridiculous rationalization I’ve ever heard. There is no difference between a competent doctor intentionally hurting someone for money and an incompetent doctor intentionally hurting someone for money. Unless you’re being sarcastic to point out the flaw in the argument for legal abortion, you’re off base. Her surgery was clearly botched and supporting her mental illness was not done out of love or with her well being in mind.
While it is considered a mental illness, and frequently compared to eating disorders such as anorexia [in the sense of being unhappy with ones appearance and going to great lengths to change it], the DOCTORS are willing to perform a great deal of surgery upon her. The family of which she married into is one of the [not not the top] biggest art dealers in the world, and is obviously very wealthy. So I find it more disturbing that doctor’s will take the money and perform these extensive surgeries on her rather then taking that money and getting her sessions with a psychiatrist,and find out if she does indeed suffer from BDD. Or she’s just a bored rich lady.
Her surgery wasn’t botched…she’s had too many. She’s trying to turn herself into something she’s not and apparently her doctors can’t say no to the money.
I wasn’t referring to her surgery being botched. I meant that these doctors willingly performed surgery on her in a completely unethical procedure simply for the sake of taking the money.
Rationalization fail – A doctor must honor his own Hippocratic oath; he doesn’t do that by performing an unethical procedure to prevent a patient from going to someone worse. That is, he isn’t responsible for the patient’s seeking a bad doctor because he (the ethical doctor) refuses to do harmful work.
Wouldn’t it be nice if the world really worked that way? Everyone was honest and honored their word . . .
In which case her doctors should have institutionalised her. If there is evidence she may self harm (i.e. her face), then she needs to be protected from herself. If not institutionalisation, then at least regular appointments with a psychologist.
what a load of old bollocks, lemmie guess you are a plastic surgeon, or a wannabe.
the guy did the work for MONEY end of. he couldn’t care less how she looks, the cheque looks just fine. and thats all that counts. if he gave a damn about the human race he’d be a real doctor, assuming he could pass the exams.
Back street plasic surgery. whaaaaaaa
youre doin it rong
It’s the woman’s own damn fault if she goes to an unqualified “back alley surgeon”. The situation you’ve constructed is basically a woman holding her own body hostage to convince someone else to do what she wants. She needs help and no amount of plastic surgery is going to ever possibly help her.
I just wanted this to be a bad Photoshop. That poor woman.
You and me both.
is her boob falling out?
No, that’s a container of cottage cheese.
… What on Earth is that…?
Plastic Surgery Fail!!
She doesn’t look like a cat yet, but she does look an awful lot like the character Vincent from Beauty and the Beast.
I’ve tried to do a link on my post, so hopefully the uninitiated can compare.
That was my first impression as well.
Y’ know, it might be sad and/or shocking to us, but if this lady really wants to look like that and is happy about it and can afford it, then why not?
I’ts a shame to waste all that money, but she probably wouldn’t have given it to charity anyway, so what the heck?
Well two people taking a dump on each other on camera aren’t hurting anybody either but we still reserve the right to go WTF over it. Same deal really. She wants to buy drastic body altering surgery and we will react with at least a mild shock.
No, silly, I just meant that there’s no need to do an intervention here. Some of these people are acting as if they want to lock her up and medicate her.
I wish you hadn’t used that particular analogy, because now you have me trying to figure out how two people could simultaneously excrete solid waste on each other. (That’s ok, though. Don’t tell me.)
I’d argue that she does need help, she’s trying to become something she isn’t, and in the process, quite possibly seriously hurting herself. It sounds like she has a mental illness, and no amount of surgery is going to fix that problem, it’s like chopping down a tree trying to find the gold inside the tree, no matter how hard you try, that’s just not going to work.
Okay, two points:
1) She should change her name to Jocelyn Wildebeest; and
2) At least Michael Jackson has the decency to cover his sh*t up.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My eyes!!!!! I will have nightmares now.
Is it just me, or his her skin getting darker every year? It’s like she is doing an inverse Michael Jackson.
For the love of all that’s holy, pass the freakin mindbleach!
Thats just sad…. It looks like someone left her mask on the stove….shlooorrrrppp
that’s one HUGE insult to cats
/hugs
She’s married to a plastic surgeon, uggg.
I’d hit it.
You forgot to add:
“…with a stick if it snuck up on me.”
She may be a lovely person on the inside, but her outside looks scarier than most burn victims have to deal with.
Check the link in my name. But, try to not puke. =D
EEk!
Too late.
Muppets, they DO live among us…
Gelflings, they DO live among us…
Thats what I was thinking XD
Dark Crystal ftw
AAAAAAAAAARGH!!! OH MY DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN HAVE MERCY! * stabs eyes out with a pencil*
que legal.. mas essa mulher eh de verdade??
hilarious picture i must say
So is that photoshopped or is her plastic surgeon going to soon be sued for all he’s worth?
When Furries go wrong.
What the flying shit is that?
WOAH HOLY SHIT WHAT IS THAT!
Is this for real? If it is ……..Scary! I wonder what made her do that
seriously – I thought she was a Manacoid! Where’s Dr. Gil when you need him?
Yes! I was wondering when someone was going to reference the Manicoids! Now we know where the production crew got their ideas…
Dr. Gil can teleport her to the Vasquez Rocks and hunt her down, and I’ll distract the Middleman…
Who would ever be able to have a SERIOUS conversation with her looking like that without shitting their pants (out of fear or laughter)!!
WAIT WHAT …. SRSLY WTF !!!!!
iz that an actual person? =O
pumpkin head!!!
Oh. My. God.
I thought this photo was photoshopped. I googled her, because i wanted to see what she is really like.
But the photo wasnt photoshopped.
Omg. She is só UGLY.
Surely she would have enuf pennies saved up by now to attempt to get herself restored… tell ya what i wouldn’t want to be famous for looking hideous
*gasp* i knew it!
seriously, oh my gosh. i really wish i didn’t have to see that. because now i’m going to be googling her, and end up having nightmares tonight.
OH MY GOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i almost peed in my pants!!!!! wow shes scary!!!
How can that person sit there and talk to her like she is a perfectly normal person?
beats me
i saw 2 girls 1 cup and didn puke………i just did
*shudder*
woahhh how can that guy talk to her normally ?!?!?!?!?
Is that a real picture? Like not messed with on photoshop or anything?
ick that just looks disgusting and creepy
looks like somebody finally outdid Joan Rivers
That is one of the scariest things I have ever seen. She seriously does not even appear human any more!
damn. Mason Verger from the movie Hannibal looked a lot better than this.
too creepy to be a human!