Somewhere in Guantanamo Bay Terrorists
Somewhere in Guantanamo Bay Terrorists are being tortured with this picture It’s so cruel…
And if you’re a really bad terrorist…
(David Hasselhoff)
picture: Shadow103. lol caption: Sarkasm
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Fcuk You
Twilight sucks.
I can’t tell you to keep your opinion to yourself and it would be rude to say ‘you suck’, so I won’t say anything else.
…but Twilight DOES suck.
TWILIGHT SUCKS BALLS!
whats funny about this is they said twilight sucks yet they got what your name was from…
sorry, i had to.
ITS SO FUN TO ANNOY PEOPLE!!!!
So, know that you know it was a joke,
GET ON WITH OUR LIVES AND STOP CARING SO MUCH WHEN PEOPLE SAY FIRST.
THEY ONLY DO IT TO ANNOY YOU AS I JUST POINTED OUT.
i will see you in your nightmares
i am hershey candle man
fear me!
Hershey candles are the awesomeness, but that guy looks like he’s in a spoof of ‘2 girls 1 cup’
What
The
You know, sooner or later, someone is going to come along and reply to one of your comments which will make your comments hard to read.
amen to that.
F*@%.
LEARN TO SAY, ‘WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY’!!!!
or whiskey tango foxtrot
Spelling fail.
Nothing totures me worse than a Spelling Fail.
nothing tortures me like the words, ‘out of cheez’
*shiver*
out of squeez cheez. when theres only one cracker left. and its a ritz. which are fine by themselves. nevermind.
too tru, TOO TRU!
LOL all of the comments here (including mine) are in reference to the “First” that was intentionally put there to point out that we will comment on “first” amazing psychological experiment.
what do you mean by this exactly?
OMG Where’s the eye bleach!!!???!! Something like that can’t be unseen.
erase erase erase.
*smashing computer monitor on floor*
Aaaah!! The horror!
MIND BLEACH!!!
FOR THE LOVE OF . . . . !!!!
HELP!!!
Am I the only one worried about that puppy on his lap and stomach?
No…. no you are not.
It’s too late for the puppy……
Those pups will need a lifetime of counseling with The Dog Whisperer or Dr. Phil.
It’s two puppies. See? 1…2…. (Should we worry about you?)
The puppies do look sorta…well…doped.
Not sure if that’s bad for them but…I’d be a little…concerned….
And it’s not like world culture needed that photo to be taken….
Don’t worry because they’re so wrinkly. They’re shar-peis. They look like that naturally.
A good shar-pei pup can look like a rumpled towel when it’s sleeping.
Odilon…. I think we know it’s two puppies.
And I think most of us know a Shar-Pei when we see one.
Yes, I do worry about that puppy on his lap and stomach. It’s probably the reason the pervert has that sweaty smile on his face.
Now I must go and wash my eyes.
I was contemplating calling PETA, and I LOATHE them, so, no
I was just thinking the same thing, Animal Cruelty! Now…throw two soaking wet cats at his crotch, and see if he can sing soprano.
totured?
THANK YOu. I was wondering WTF is “totured”??? I can’t even look at the pic because the spelling is so bad! Save me from bad spelling! (Or maybe THAT is the toture…???? Just a thought…) (torture?)
I think my brain died from the overbleaching required…
Alice – 2nd comment, fail, big time.
Thanks.
I do those things to annoy people.
I LOVE annoying people.
But seriously, the oppurtunity was RIGHT THERE!
I HAD TO!!!
That was sarcasm………
You love annoying people? Is that why you’re a Twilight fan?
DON’T HASSLE THE HOFF!!
DON’T HASSLE MY BRAIN WITH THE HOFF!!
o.o Mind BLEACHHHHHHH!!!!! -runs around like a mad woman-
you will never master my awesome ‘mad woman run’
that poor puppy is lying on his JUNK!!!1
Kelly, the icon the system assigned to you for the comment is strangely appropriate. That’s how that picture makes me feel!
It’s ok. After all, doggies well…lick.. all sorts of places and don’t mind.
Right?
They’ll be OK.
Right?
It’s poor traumatized me that I worried about.
The horror…the horror….
*rub your head* *rub your head*
Hw culd u maek fun of teh gitmo prizonrs!!! we amerkins r tortuing them!!111 dis is no laffing mattr!111 hooever maed dis caption is a sik persun wit no hart and obvisly a consarvtiv
All I have to say is…
Language fail.
If you really want anyone in this world to take you seriously learn to speak proper english.
The point wasn’t to be serious but to be hyperbolic or sarcastic. Look at the name.
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwwww (Gasp) EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Worse than waterboarding!
I like how he is trying to look all sexy at the camera, as if to say, “Hey, babee” but what I am seeing there is more on the order of “Holy sh*t, this dawg has CLAWS on his back feet!”
SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just e-mail me the adress of the mental institution you live in and drop by to turn you brain on.
********your
QUICK!! BRING BACK THE MADONNA PICTURE!!!!!
Wow. First time I have searched through the comments actually HOPING someone would cry ’shopped’. I don’t want this pic to be true. Shopped anyone?
No such luck…
SHOPPED!!!! This pic is so shopped it’s like Paris Hilton after a bad breakup! lol
ACK! The poor puppy in the crotch!
first of al EWWWWWWWWWWw
and those puppies are cute tho
they r called sharpeis
if i got one i would name it wrinkles
Poor puppies…grandmothers everywhere trying to iron them….
I believe that this was a Cosmo centerfold back in the 1980s.
ARGH! I think I’ve just worked out what the “I don’t know what I’m looking at, but I never want to see it again!” kitteh is looking at!
Pass the mindbleach…!
Comment/internal site reference WIN!
I think you’re right. If you’re done with the mindbleach, can I have some? I’ll risk not knowing anything for geology, if it’ll erase this image forever
I’m being tortured with this picture!
Is this considered animal abuse????
Unequivocally
AUGH! Somebody call PETA! And hand me a brick, so that I can bash my head with it until that picture is gone from my mind!
I want that Rosie O’Donnell dominatrix picture back.
It was just strange.
This is well….
Wrong in more ways than I would care to list.
poor doggies.
understatement of the decade.
this tortures terrorists? more like it tortures those poor puppies.
i agree! the poor things!!
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Sorry. I threw up on my keyboard and had to clean it off.
LOL!!!! Great comment!
I concur. Goes perfect with the avatar, too.
best comment ever
That comment was just…so…awesome! *gets all teary-eyed and womanish*
Here’s a cookie….please don’t toss it.
lol
BEST
COMMENT
EVER-EST-EST
…?
this is illegal isnt it doesnt it fall under animal abuse or something like that??
MY EYES MY EYYYEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
you beat me to it…guess I can cancel that LASIK surgery now that I’m beyond medical help
Is this a shopped version of the Burt Reynolds Playgirl centerfold?
OMG! fur coats are sooo last year! Can someone at least shop a bag over his face?? please and pass the Pepto
Its not the face thats giving me nightmares
THE HOFF for president
THE HOFF for burning on stake
THE HOFF
is going to jail for animal abuse.
HE’S A HORRID MAN!!!!
::claws out eyes::
those poor puppies. . .
oh LOL. I didn’t want to know this kind of photo exists! Poor puppies XD
That picture has been around for over 20 years. Why has it not been burned yet?
For God’s sake, will nobody think of the children?!?
What, burn the evidence? I think many people have thought of the children…a Hasselhoff-Sharpei hybrid…..a wrinkly, hairy Hasselhoff? Too late.
WTF? Why is he naked with Shapei puppies? That is just so messed up!
wow, where does one get a crotch-puppy? I mean, if you’re not the Hoff and don’t get one actually dropped in your lap?
**SHUDDER**
**REPEATED HEAD-DESK**
**EYE BLEACH**
I knew a girl that had crotch-crickets. Maybe you should ask her.
I thought nothing could top the picture my classmate in Business Comm. had up of her friend’s er…wang tattoo when she got bored waiting for our professor (she didn’t warn us, public place!).
But this is far more disturbing. My eyes are burning and I hope those pups grew up normally. Eye…SOAP. NEED IT!
this needs to be banned by the geneva convention!!!!! *puts eyes out*
OMG NOW I TRULY FEEL THE NEED TO GAUGE MY EYES!!!!!!
gauge, as in, make bigger, for awesome piercing jewelry and such, or gouge, like poke and claw with a spork?
I think he wants to poke and claw them with a spork.
I want to do that AND hit myself on the head multiple times with a louisville slugger until I have brain damage nad don’t even remember my name.
I would burn out my eyes except this image has already seared itself into my brain and will never, ever be removed. perhaps some kind of hypno therapy might help me forget? no. no, it’s there forever. Gag.
What was worse, when he stood up the dog was still joined to him…
oh god. I’m gonna need therapy. Moreso than ever. Only Fester can do this to my poor imagination.
I agree – that was a sick, SICK comment. I lol’d, but out of total mortification, not humor.
Oh horror.
MindBleach.
Please. Anyone.
I now need to scrub my brain with a brillo pad. Thanks much. *shudder*
screw the brillo pad. Get the pressure-washer.
screw that too!!
(anyone know somewhere you can get a brain transplant?)
You know, the positioning of lap-puppy’s right hind leg is… ERG. Gag.
zomg…that literally made my eyes tear and burn >.<
Oh my gosh!!!! My eyes are bleeding! I don’t want to go to sleep now for fear of the nightmares this will generate…. WHY?!
Not to late to keep talking about spelling… Guatanamo?
PS. AAAARRRRGGHH!
too*
LOL I just bit my tongue.
The real horror here is that only a few people managed to spot the obvious spelling errors.
Plenty of them noticed, it’s just that misspelling is inconsiquential compared to the sheer disturbing quality of the photograph.
*Sighs loudly so everyone hears*
CAN EVERYONE GET OVER MY ‘FIRST’ COMMENT?
I was having random outbursts that day…
Well, actually I have random outbusts everyday….
Dear god.
My eyes.
They burn!
ewww ewww ewww
i feel bad for the dogs owners!!
that is the most gross thing i have seen in a while!!!
that’s just gross. the bulldogs, ’cause the dude’s so hot…
OH MY FREAKING GOD.
HE ISN’T WEARING ANY CLOTHES.
AND HE HAS A DOG ON HIS LAP.
MIND BLEACH AND THE NUMBER TO PETA PLEASE.
Oh my gosh those poor puppies!!!!!!!!!!!1
My eyes…My poor eyes….And that poor puppy…
Yeah folks this photo is really old, so don’t bother feeling sorry for the puppies, they’ve already grown up, lived full lives and passed on.
this is SO disturbing on SO many levels.