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THERE IS NO THEORY OF EVOLUTION.
Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
The rest of you — he knows where you’re gonna die.
(Chuck Norris)
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You know, he’s famous but I’ve never heard of any of his films being any good…
Sadly, there are many famous people that have little to no claim to fame.
Plenty of his movies were big in the 80’s… and his fight scene with Bruce Lee was pretty big. He was in a LOT of action movies. Most of Bruce Campbell’s movies are terrible but he’s got a huge cult following. Rutger Hauer has been in like three billion action movies that were “bad”. They’re still movie icons.
Blind Fury still rocks.
Damn straight! Loved that one.
delta force ftw
Way, way before your time, but as I remember, Good Guys Wear Black was actually a pretty good action movie (with a plot and everything!). It’s from 1978, and you may be able to find it on dvd where you are; I’m not sure. I could get it from Netflix, so it’s out here.
Go to IMDB.com and look up Walker, Texas Ranger. Not a film, but a popular TV series at one time.
Well, but she specified good.
*ducks*
I kid, I kid, it’s a fun show…
I know I know, I’m a party pooper, but I’m tired of this joke :c
Mao -
You’re not the only one, believe me. I don’t think Chuck Norris jokes were ever funny.
The statement “Chuck Norris is an actor,” on the other hand…hysterical!
There are no original Chuck Norris jokes. Just ones that we’re all tired of.
I know! I made a graph about that!!!!! click my name and you can see it in my LOLs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Google “Find Chuck Norris”
very!
You and me both. Can we just let him retire in peace?
he’s not retired yet. he’s still filming as far as I know.
Chuck Norris does not retire. The rest of the world keeps working
I don’t know specifically, but based on most of his other extreme right-wing beliefs, it’s probably safe to say that Chuck Norris actually doesn’t believe in the theory of evolution.
Agreed. After supporting Mike Huckabee, Norris made it clear that he’s just another fundamentalist wackjob.
Well, at least he has some amusing conspiracy theories. I read a quote from him where he was talking about how “the atheists” are gathering their army of millions of atheist soldiers, to do their evil deeds and overthrow governments and stuff.
I mean, dammit, why didn’t anyone ever tell me that we have an army? I feel like I missed boot camp.
me too! why did no one tell me back when I was Atheist?:’[ but I’m Jewish now.
You sound like one of those morons who switch religions like they change shoes.
its over, just let the chuck norris jokes go!
I concur!
I used to like these jokes until I heard his official comment to this particular one. If you don’t believe in the theory of evolution, you don’t deserve fun facts!
i second that.
Motion carried; Chuck is no longer entitled to internetical adoration. We shall now fawn over Mr. T, who at least know what the fuck he’s talking about.
HALLELUJAH
hey poster: be a little less original next time. I know how hard it is to randomly Google a picture of Chuck Norris and grab a quote from ChuckNorrisFacts.com.
They didn’t even get it right… It’s not Theory of Evolution… It’s The Endangered Species list.
Endangered species have nothing to do with it. The joke is that Chuck Norris is the real explanation for what evolved species survive, rather than natural selection. It’s important to remember that evolution is an observed fact (if in doubt, google Richard Lenski), whilst natural selection explains the directions in which species evolve. Unfortunately, the “theory of evolution by natural selection” is regularly abbreviated to the “theory of evolution”. It is a regular source of confusion for many.
Yawn.
Chuck Norris Facts were barely funny a year ago.
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I don’t care if any of you find it boring and not funny. People obviously like it or I wouldn’t have got over 600 votes. This chuck norris joke made me LOL and anyway, why comment on the ones you dislike, only fucking losers do that. Comment on ones you do like. Up yours. :]
Butthert?
I don’t want to upset you, but there are might be a few people on the internet who will occasionally disagree with you.
It might help to take your own advice, and ignore the comments you don’t like! Why get upset over what a bunch of fucking losers post on the internet? Only fucking losers do that.
I don’t want to alarm you, but there are a probably a few people out there on the internet who might disagree with you from time to time.
Best to take your own advice and not comment on them, you’ll only work yourself up.
You know what I do like? The “Up Yours” with a smiley face. It’s delightfully psychotic, and it caps off the image of you sitting at your computer surrounded by collectors plates and franklin mint stuff, getting bent out of shape about those f-ing losers on the internet while trying to maintain a cheerful demeanor.
It’s almost as twisted as “I love you” with a frowny face. I don’t know what you’re trying to tell me, but it’s freakin’ me out!
sorry, my previous comment didn’t post for a few hours, so I tried it again without the swear words, and look what happened! Now I’m a loser too!
I love you :[
When did Roflrazzi become Barrens chat?
Love the way those jeans fit, though. *YUMMY*
pervert!!!!
Bible-thumping anti-science douchebags with guns don’t deserve the amount of internet meme adulation that this loser gets.
I mean, the Chuck Norris facts were mildly amusing for the first minute and a half back in ‘06, but lets face it, he’s no LOLcat.
ur right.
There’s enough chuck norris jokes, why do they need to be put into the form of an lol?
No matter how many Chuck Norris jokes I run into, they never get old.