Ah, ma’am?

Ah, ma’am? You have to get out of the way… …the real stars are coming through
(Bai Ling)
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Ah, ma’am? You have to get out of the way… …the real stars are coming through
(Bai Ling)
picture: dunno source, via our lol builder. lol caption: LissFirefly
You know you aren’t a real celeb when someone has to stand next to you holding a whiteboard with your name on it so all the people who don’t know who the heck you are can at least spell your name right!
hence the caption
Who is this and why should I be loling?
not knowing who it is gives you all the more reason to lol because it makes the caption more relevant.
I have no clue who she is either…and I don’t care…and my not caring makes the caption even MORE relevant.
I certainly don’t care. xD
WTF are you retarded? It’s OBVIOUSLY Bai Ling… Idiot…
I have no idea who “Bai Ling” is, but, judging by the skeletal-anorexia look, i have a feeling I’ll be getting to know her better in my nightmares…
OMG she is annoying. What has she EVER been in? Yes I know I could look online for her bio but i’m too lazy. All I know her from is being in all of the celeb gossip magazines as like, the worst dresser ever.
Dumbass, look at the wall. GRAMMYS. She’s an Asian popstar you idiot.
You’re kidding, I hope?
Hardly. She’s a Chinese-American actress who’s actually been in a lot of stuff, but is most famous for turning up at photo ops wearing stuff that gets her onto Go Fug Yourself. Her one attempt at singing was on some godawful reality show that proved she really can’t sing.
Bai Ling was always one of my GFY favorites. Along with Chloe Sevigney.
Wow you’ve got some anger issues don’t you? Chill the f-ck out bitch.
Ok so Grammys=Asian music industry? Oh I wasn’t aware of that.
Wow I sure am stupid because I didn’t know what BAI LING has been in or done careerwise. I’m so embarassed, so ashamed. {eyeroll}
Uh no. Her greatest claim to fame was as the villian’s incestuous sister in The Crow. She may also be an Asian pop star, but that’s what she’s best known for stateside.
THAT’S where I know her from! Thank you!
i like her eyes…..
calling someone an idiot because they do not waste their lives obsessing over needless starf*cking = pot/kettle/black.
oooh she’s a porn star
no wonder she had a retarded looking body/face
a porn star? I’d be afraid of breaking her in half if I screwed her
ive heard of her before, but i imdbed her cause i couldnt place where ive seen her
shes been in a few movies i recognize, star wars episode III being one of them
i find her quite attractive also >:D
but i also have an unhealthy attraction to asian women
She’s not a porn star, unless you call being semi-famous for nipple “slips” being a porn star.
she posed for playboy
She’s allegedly an actress. I can’t think of one movie she’s been in, and she’s sure as hell is not worth the effort searching IMDB.
Lol, she’s been in over 60 movies and TV shows including Star Wars Episode 3, Lost, The Crow… Just because she’s not a target of the paparazzi doesn’t mean she’s a nobody. I would never have been able to tell you her name from her picture, but I knew who she was and at least a few movies she’d been in right away. She’s not a superstar, but she’s been in a hell of a lot more than anyone commenting here…
If she’s not a target of the paparazzi, it’s not for lack of effort on her part.
I don’t disagree there. Also, she’s not a native English speaker which may impact that as well. People like Chow Yun Fat, Jet Li, Jackie Chan, Michelle Yeoh are all big stars but don’t get targeted by the paparazzi. Some of that could be due to cultural and language differences.
Could be, but I can’t say that any of them are attention whores the way Bai Ling is.
Huh? Lost? What? Lost? She was in Lost? Who was she in Lost? I need to know, I NEED TO KNOW!
She was Jack’s girlfriend when he was in Thailand and she was the one who made his tattoo of the asian character. There’s a whole episode about it. I just forgot the name…
bah she is hot, tough a bit more weight wouldn´t hurt. don´t care if she is a “real” star or not. there are a lot really annoying wannabes out there that didn´t do anything and still they get a lot more attention. go and diss them and not someone who is a popstar and acted in a lot of movies and tv series.
she looks like a tranny with scoliosis… someone give her something to eat…. like LOTS of pasta or something…..
put some meat on her bones!!!! lol
I think you mean LOTTSA SPAGHETTI!
See that stomach? It sticks out because she’s malnourished! Get her some food, STAT!
Nah, it sticks out because of the way she’s standing.
I’ve heard she’s quite a scandal queen, but she happens to be in an amazingly awesome movie (Saam gaang yi: Gaau Ji + Gaau Ji the long version) and I’ll always admire her for that at least
Bai Ling (or Ling Bai, as she seems to be going by these days) has been in lots of movies, just never very many good or well-known ones (although I guess Star Wars ep III would have to be an exception–I forgot she was in that). I kinda liked “The Breed”, a vampire movie from 2001. But her portrayals are all the same, it seems: the very ODD Asian femme fatale sidekick (see “The Crow”, “Southland Tales”, and I’m guessing “Miss East” in “Wild Wild West” was more of the same). And the thing is, she seems to enjoy the role and play it in RL. But where I am really sad for her is her ridiculous–desire? compulsion?–to constantly show her nipples. She never even acted like it was a “nipple slip” . . . or maybe she’s not doing that anymore–I hope? I mean, she has her OWN page dedicated on gofugyourself.com See *LINK*.
This is hilarous!
She looks like the Asian version of Paris Hilton.
nah its just a bad picture of her… she really doesn’t deserve to be shunned like this
I’ve always liked her actually… she’s not afraid to just be herself, a rarity in Hollywood.
She’s looked better, but she’s still oddly cute even when she’s in “trainwreck” mode
SHE IS A STICK PERSON.
I think she looks very young and pretty, despite her age. (42!!!!)
First saw her in “Red Corner”, anyone saw that movie?
I thought she is quite famous…
Who the hell is Bai Ling lady? Damn that is imbarassing! If I were here, BaiLing from the red carpet would be expected if someone has to hold a board that says my name! :-p
She’s REALLY famous for wearing her dresses upside down, apparently…
Also, check out Go Fug Yourself (written by a LOLfren!) for more on Bai Ling!
hahahaha the sign does say her name! FAIL!
I knew who she was when I did the caption, but she’s not an “A” list celebrity in the United States, making the caption funny! Lol!
Honestly I never heard of her until today, but I think she is pretty cool. Funky clothes and she’s weird. Anything weird is great.
Aw mah GAWD! It’s Bai Ling! I’m like her number one fan!!! *squee*
Seriously, I don’t know who the hell she is.
lol like she is and isnt a celeb the only movie shes from that i know of and thats my babys daddy im sooooo unsure but any way lol
You’d buttsex yourself if you were able to. Give it a rest already.
witty retort win!
Obvious comment is obvious.