When you get this close
When you get this close Your genitals start to burn.
(Paris Hilton and Jesse McCartney)
picture: PRPhotos.com. lol caption: juharr
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Oh my crap. Best LOL I’ve seen all month.
Win.
Lol. Insanely funny. Paris Hilton makes burning balls…
WTF was he thinking? As if there aren’t hundreds of cameras around…haha, love it!
Yeah, that many STD’s concentrated into one area will do that to a man, even at range.
Win.
genious.
Oh. My. God. I almost peed myself, that was ridiculously perfect.
Why is she standing all pigeon-toed?
Models stand like that to make the gap between their legs appear larger, thus making their thighs seem slimmer.
That being said, I would like to add:
Although I agree that she is kind of a sorry waste of a human being… I’m not gonna pretend I wouldn’t hit that.
You and my grandfather. In all seriousness.
I’d hit it like the fist of an angry god.
I’d like to hit her over the head with a crowbar then kick her where her vagina should be.
y would she standke that if she is already too skinny to b human????
Because she is Pigeon-Toed
… no sense of style at all…
I always want to throw up a little when I see her…
AMEN!
shes such a air head……
I’m sorry, but what….the HELL is he doing?? A casual Ball Scratch …. in front of all these cameras? I’m trying to think what would posses a man to just shove his hand in his crotch in front of all these people.
I was wondering the same thing. This will be his claim to fame.
Ha, lol. Jesse McCartney…..you’re pretty screwed, dude.
Maybe he’s doing a Michael Jackson impression.
Maybe she had just kicked him in the crotch
Argh… now I feel like scratching MY Balls….
AAAAAAAAAH that feels good…
thanks for sharing
And gotta love the retard-arm. haha
He’s FAAAAAABULOUS!
I was wondering the same thing. I thought maybe he was dancing or pretending to be a rapper.
In all fairness to the kid, he is the subject of all this debate.
So obvious, yet so funny…
Why is a walking sperm depository like Parisite Hilton at the Grammys? Is she still laboring under the delusion she can sing?
Pray for a lone gunman among the press corps.
Agree! cannot say much more!!
This skinny broad has now gone beyond repulsive to just plain boring. It’s not even fun to ridicule her any more. Add her to the list of people who should just go away.
R u Foreal? Nice shot there Jesse
*sigh*
I can’t believe people think she’s beautiful!!
she’s just an air head who paid way too much for bad plastic surgery!!
…. That dress is hideous. The colors clash, the cut is ridiculous, and the layering is too uneven. Why aren’t people embarrassed to be seen in stuff like this?
I know nothing about fashion whatsoever and I still know that dress is an abomination. She probably wants someone to complain so she can have an excuse to take it off.
*hangs head in shame* I actually really like the dress she’s wearing.
(tilts head curiously) Why’s that?
I’d still buttsex her
Ack. 666 votes. Eeeevil.
I’d totally touch her boobs and kiss her, at least, I’d try.. That’d be a win though, for me
thanks for sharing your creepy perverted thoughts with us. it is much appreciated.
I think that’s jenna’s dress from 13 going on 30
Maybe he’s trying to hide his boner?
At least tapping her from behind you wouldn’t have to look at her penis-shaped beak and wonky eye.