Will you stop reading
Will you stop reading the tattoos out loud?
That’s what Harry must have been doing.
(Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie)
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First to comment not the first to realize she is fugly.
Ah, yes. The high standards of the internetz rear their beautiful heads once again. Just imagine if Angelina looked as good as you.
When I look at her, I can’t help but think “Where’s the beef?”. She’s just another typically underweight product of Hollywood’s obsession with “beauty”. It’s pitiful.
She could some meat on her bones, I’ll grant you that much, but her face is amazing.
Umm this picture is not about Angelina people….
yes, amazing in that it looks bizarre. she looks like someone squeezed her face and it stayed that way. her eyes are buggy and her forehead is too big, while the bottom part of her face is too narrow. i don’t see what the big deal is. it doesn’t matter that i think she’s weird looking, most of the rest of the world thinks she’s beautiful.
Guys, this isn’t about Angelina!!! Sheesh. And why does it matter what she looks like? Personally, I think she’s kinda pretty. And I’m sure if I met YOU, abby, I’d have some criticizing to do as well.
I’ve actually met her in person (used to bartend for Billy Bob Thornton many years back) and she’s attractive, but not something that really stands out in a crowd, to be honest. She has one of those faces that can be made up to be quite beautiful but I wasn’t that impressed meeting her in person.
I’m so glad that skank won nothing (and yes, it is about Angelina).
After a chance meeting with this woman on a cruise ship, I found her to be a person who emanates a true, powerful beauty. Her energy alone is extremely attractive, but her eyes reveal an inner beauty that is indescribable. Thin, fat, obese, whatever – Angelina Jolie is a philanthropist who is making many contributions which make the world a better place, and that is also beautiful. Catty attacks on her bodyweight are ugly and pathetic. This woman is truly beautiful where it counts.
She is a great person and an example to all. If anyone of the negative posters on this thread took the time to give of themselves as she does instead of ripping down good people for vain reasons (oh no! She is so skinny! Who cares.) the world would be a better place.
between stealing someone’s husband and adopting all those kids that she spends very little actual family time with i don’t think she’s all that great. i’m sorry, but if your kids are going to spend most of their time with you as a photo op, and the rest of their time with nannies, well, that isn’t much of a family, that’s more like neglect.
sure, the kids are better off than they would be in an orphanage, but that doesn’t mean this chick is mother theresa, it means she has the money to buy a lot of kids.
Can I just say…. ( here come the haters) She never stole anyones husband…. Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt had split up by the time that Angelina and Brad got together. Get your timeline straight please. Oh and another thing why does everybody blame the women???? Is not Brad Pitt responsible for his own actions?????
How do you “steal” someone’s husband? If they want to be with you, that’s their choice.
HATERS!!!! Why must you hate on beautiful successful people eh? Why? Something to do with your own pathetic insecurities perhaps?
Going back to the original caption…It’s hilarious!!!! I LOL’d. Looks like Brad is about to lay the smack down on the dude.
Yes, she is drop-dead gorgeous. Yes, the caption is pefect. She also destoyed Brad’s marriage, therefore, beauty & good deeds notwithstanding, she is a skank.
Yeah, Pitt had nothing to do with the marriage breakup, nor did Anniston. They both sat back while the ’skank’ broke it all up. Sheesh! Pitt wanted to have kids, Anniston didn’t. They both moved on, so should you.
Clearly someone who was dumped and can’t accept that relationships end. That’s reality. If brad was happier with Jennifer, he would have stayed with her. If your ex was happy with you, they would have stuck around. These people are adults, they make adult decisions. Brad was not kidnapped nor drugged. Feel free to join us in adulthood someday and accept free will.
What bothers me is that the last time I saw her she was grossly underweight and she’s considered to be super-hot. Hater? Think about your daughters growing up thinking that they’re supposed to starve themselves every day of their lives so they can look like her. And you call us haters? People like her are doing a great deal of damage to young women in our society. To hell with them.
Jealous much? There are plenty of heavy people for your daughters to look up to as well. Be a parent and teach them. Stop blaming everyone else for your inability to raise your kids. I grew up just fine with images of all sorts all day, with confidence and strength. Why? Because my mother spent time with me and taught me my own value and the reality of beauty. Is she supposed to gorge on donuts just so you don’t have to put down the internet long enough to talk to your children?
BURN!!! Awesome post.
DAMN it’s burning hot in here!
Great post Sedaris
BRAVO!
Wow, that was dumb. So, you believe that just because someone is not a size zero and a half that they are “heavy”. That’s bullshit. Where did the previous poster ever say that she wanted her children to look up to obese women and men? Never. Society tells children, men, women, gays, straights, transgendered — all kinds — how they’re supposed to look, feel, act, dress, and so many other things. It’s hard growing up in society — wanting to be part of society, this parent just knows that sometimes children and teens look up to the those who are famous because yes, they want to be like them. Is it so bad if a parent wants their children [and other children] to look up to romodels who are at least HEALTHY — not OBESE — but healthy. Someone who eats three meals a day and doesn’t puke them up. Shit, fuck three meals a day — someone who actually EATS! I grew up just fine… my mother talked to me and showed me how inner beauty in the end will eventually win out. I am a beautiful person inside and out [and I am on the curvy side] — but I also remember times when I wasn’t as filled out as I am now — not as confident in myself as I am now — when I looked up to actresses and singers for guidance and all I got was some anorexic stick. I wanted a romodel like myself — someone who was healthy, who ate, who was HUMAN. Not some product of society force feeding me lessons — only for me to have to turn around and throw them up.
So, where is the jealousy in wanting your children to have healthy and wholesome romodels? Jolie is a beautiful person, no doubt, but she is conforming to the ideals of Hollywood. She is living her life and shaping herself for the press. Just as many of the other actresses and actors. Conformity may not always be bad — but when it is pressuring the youth of world to do harmful acts towards their bodies and to encourage others to do so as well — then conformity needs to be broken. The bonds that tie us to Hollywood and this false impression of how thin is in and that you can never be too thin — need to be broken. We need to show children and our youth that just because you’re a size 6 — doesn’t mean you’re fat or plus sized. Just healthy.
Live long — enjoy life — don’t worry about size because in the end we all turn to ash anyways.
burn FAIL. nobody is going to sit here and read all that.
Actually I just did. Either you are too lame to do stuff like that, Gabi, or you can’t read. I take it as both.
Oscar win: DENIED! For both these pretentious, overrated attention whores.
I just wanted to say that this caption actually made me lol, but the comments here have ruined that. Never mind.
I agree with this. The caption was funny because I wanted to know what they said (and being of the generation that was NOT into tatoo’s, I find them kind of a put off, but hey – to each their own).
Brad and Angelina are beautiful people in many senses of the word. I think a lot of the hype on the break up of Brad and Jennifer is just that – hype. I crack up when people are so into the star magazines that they believe every word written. Considering that these two are doing more than any one of us to promote a better world for so many people, I think we should keep our insults to ourselves and let them be. There was a lot of talk about how they refused interviews. That they some how owed the fans. Well, if you feel that way, don’t see their movies. I don’t think stars OWE us anything. It’s not like we are forced to see their movies.
i agree jamie, the caption is very funny but comments are not. Angelina wasnt even mentioned in the pic really.
Thank you for your sense.
It’s funny everyones fighting over fat and thin people when they should be laughing together.
Okay… back to the picture… I love the look on his face! Is that a seat-filler behind him, or another celeb?