May I talk to you
“May I talk to you about Scientology?”
Just don’t ask me for my autograph.
(Jack Nicholson)
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Let me thing about it.
Okay I thought…no you may not *covers her ears*
DITTO
Be afraid. This might actually happen in real life.
i am very afraid…if he came to my door and said that id die X(
Yes you may….. *reaches for anti-axe spray*
Where’s the funny?
Wow, another joke about scientology. You guys are getting good at this.
There’s just so much to laugh at.
I like it. I really like it. Even though I think there is nothing funny about Scientology…
“I’m not home!”
*hides under covers*
“Neither am I!”
(hides under bedside table)
OLLY OLLY OXEN-FREE!!!!!
“Olly-polly-woggy ump-bump-fizz!”
*hides in the hedge-maze*
Scientology just adds itself well to being made fun of and I could not resist.
L
Would have been better as offering a free stress test IMO
He’s a Scientologist now? Aww, man. I used to like him.
scary…
I’d probably rather be chased after by a crazy Jack Nicholson than be lectured at by a $cientologist.
Please tell me that Jack isn’t one of their psycho clone bots! Just let him be his own psycho!
Indeed. I’m fairly certain that amount of crazy concentrated into such a small space would be disastrous to the very fabric of spacetime.
I’ll be taking that stress test, now.
its kind of sad how much it gets targeted and you’re first reaction is “OMG NO HE’S NOT ONE OF THEM NOW RIGHT”.
No worries guys Jack is safe from the creepy mafia organization. If there were records of him giving them money (being a member) it would be all over the news. Only D and E list Celebs are willing to risk career suicide to be links to Scientology anymore.
TO be honest Scientology is less funny then scary. They recently did a citizen’s arrest on a JOURNALIST, who was taking pictures outside of their compound in Hemet. Freedom of the Press? Guess they don’t believe in that.
poor wise beard man.
Not no, but HECK FREAKIN’ NO!!!!
ha! my favorite scientology moment has to be when the reporter asks the scientologist about accusations of brainwashing and the scientologist replies
“we do not brainwash,
brainwashing is the greatest crime,
brainwashing is the greatest sin”
over and over, even when the reporter gets angry and starts shouting at him
HILLARIOUS!!
That Reminds me of Tom Cruise get out of the closet…..ïdkw
“I’m not in the closet…”
I really don’t know much about Scientology, but I’d like to believe that it’s like any other religion/faith, in that the majority of believers are relatively normal, but the weird wacko ones are the attention grabbers. Like Christianity, for example. I know quite a few Christians who are totally cool and laid back, but it’s the Psycho, judgemental “Bible Thumpers” that people notice.
I have yet to meet a “non-wacko” Scientologist.
Have u people actually done any research on scientology? just because tom cruise is mentally unstable, doesn’t mean that scientology is crazy, I’m not saying i like it, but seriously go look it up on google.
All religion is wacko mumbo jumbo nonsense?
All and any religion is complete fiction