Put some damn trousers on
Put some damn trousers on
Stop being such an attention whore, Madonna.
(Madonna)
picture: PRPhotos.com. lol caption: GiveEmHellKid
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“We’ve already established what you are. Now we’re just haggling price.”
(extra points for identifying Geo. Bernard Shaw reference)
Pygmalion, Prude.
You Win!!! Now collect the ceramic crocodile as promised.
Really? Tell me chapter and page. I got it as an anecdote from a dinner party where Shaw propositioned a self-important woman in order to deflate her pomposity. to whit:”Madame would you go to bed with me for a million pounds?” “Yes, I suppose I would.” “Well then would you do it for five pounds?” “What do you take me for, a common prostitute?” “Madame we have established what you are, now we are merely haggling price.”
Oh, and hey,A.F-N., I am not a prude. I am a gentleman, an endangered species without which the world will be a much more cruel and disgusting place. As for Madonna Ciccone, Jim Morrison and Lenny Bruce died for her act.
Ah-hem, I believe that story was originally told by Winston Churchill.
She’s moved from ‘Sexy in a passing way’ to ‘Crack Whore’ a bit too quickly for my liking.
The caption says it all-you would think dignity comes with age but I guess not ….
…and how old are you, prude?
How old are you that you don’t seem to know any insults other than “prude”?
This has nothing to do with being a prude. It’s about Madonna being a god damn ugly old skank who nobody in their right mind wants to look at.
Seriously, that picture is disgusting. I mean, I’m not gay, but after looking at that picture, I don’t think I’m straight any more either. Now please excuse me while I go vomit.
Don’t worry, she no longer counts as a “she”.
Win to mjc
Oh my god, it’s a spider!!! Kill it!!! Kill it!!!
Let me just place it in my backyard. (places her in toxic waste dump) All better.
As Lynyrd Skynyrd once put it
“Oho that smell. Can you smell that smell”
About says it all.
Self-satisfied Southern conservative?
Cut the attitude. The fact is she is acting the tramp.
Nope, just seeing which way the wind blows and hoping it isn’t blowing in my direction.
No gas mask in the house.
Look who’s talking, you self-important pretentious troll.
And what the hell is wrong with that?
I guess her mother never taught her not to sit like that.
I want to know if she’s going to be doing that when she’s 85. I don’t think it’ll have the effect she’s hoping for.
If nothing else, it’s impressive she can do that at 50.
What’s so impressive? That she can sit with her legs open at 50? So at what age is one’s legs supposed to seize up so they won’t open? I have the sense that you’re very young still if you think body parts stop working at that age or even much older.
I think it’s more impressive is that she’s conning enough people to pay to watch her. Or maybe they think she’s a comedy act?
LOL! It actually isn’t having the effect she was hoping for now!
They should be some sort of warning before you see this. You know, like before one of those medical shows when they show surgery?
OOOOOOH SHIT!!! :: jabs eyes with fork ::
In order to remain “edgy” and “relevant”, you MUST show your ‘roided up crotch to the audience!
It’s enough to make you leave ‘edgy’ and ‘relevant’ alone and just go buy some Jonas Brothers albums. Wait, what am I saying?! *Punches self in head while putting on loudest metal music he can find*
“roided” and “crotch” should never exist in the same sentence, LOL – GROSS!!
Somebody’s a Michael K fan.
I still like it!
Madonna, wtf happened to you? You used to be so cool and strong and level-headed and a mentor to so many young women. You could have been like Katherine Hepburn, but instead you’re just a creepy old lady flashing her crotch. Eugh!
Quick, somebody photoshop an orange warning triangle over her snatch!
Her snatch? That’s officially my new favorite term.
^-^
Ick.
Thats disgusting. Go away.
And yes, wear some clothes. I am much much younger and would never dress like that.
Guys are turned away from that!!
…really? I think she’s hot.
Nobody wear trousers!!!
Say no to trousers!!!
You prudes and your trouser morality.
such a shame, she was truely awsome in Evita
Oh now THAT I just can’t agree with.
I’ve been trying to think of a smart ass reply, but I can’t, possibly because you’re right!
*returns to self analysis book and looks up Jerk*
I wonder how the tech crew compensates for the echo produced by that bat cave…
lmao
LOL! This is funny because Trousers is a funny word! Lol!
The people she does those concerts for can’t be there to listen to “great music” – because it really, really isn’t – they’re just there to laugh at the old lady who thinks she can still be popular by showing her every angle to the public.
I know i am … she has the age to start knitting sweaters, for god’s sake! ones that cover properly too…
i’m gonna go be sick now and scratch my eyes out while i’m at it.
Prude.
Ass.
Are you Madonna herself? you’ve been calling everyone a “prude” if they leave negative comments…
50 isn’t old.
However, pulling this crotch thrusting act at 50 just screams desperate attention whore. Instead of writing good songs, taking voice lessons and evolving musically, Madge is stilling doing the stupid allegedly “shocking” crap she was doing 20 years ago
sex sells but is she selling or buying lol
That joke was funny back when Madonna was young. YOU LOSE!!
Dude – YOU lose. AT EVERYTHING. ALWAYS.
(ok, now call me a prude – and GO.)
But she’s still hot…
I wanna still be hot when I’m 50.
Right on!
Once you pass a certain age, things like thing really should stop.
And that age happened about 20 years ago.
…to you?
**things like this
exactly!
Yeah shes “hot” cause she can afford millions in plastic surgery.
And it still looks bad. =/ What ever happened to aging gracefully? She is trying WAY too hard.
But then again I lost all respect for Madonna years ago. I saw her on some late show, I think Jay Leno. And she was absolutely rude as hell to another guest (a normal person who won some contest somewhere.) because he wasn’t famous. I was actually embarrassed for her cause of how horrible and stuck up she made herself look. And the guest was very excited to meet her and had been a huge fan. And all she did was put him down and was rude as hell. Someone who talks down to their fans, doesn’t deserve fans. She fails to realize that without her fans she is nothing.
Yeah, she is crazy. It’s great to not like her because she’s a wacko… I respect the V; but the prudes are just prudes.
It’s not prudish to want Madonna to cover her crotch. You’re acting like the
little girls that insist that everybody hates the Jonas brothers because they
are jealous. We are not objecting to crotches in general, just Madonna’s in
particular.
If you say so.
…but I think the odds are better that you’re a bit prudish about crotches, sex, and women. Who are these Jonas Bros, anyway?
A Disney manufactured pop band, 3 brothers who are all abstinent Christians
and monstrously popular with tweens (pre-teens). They are quite a popular
target of these caption sites.
Believe me Augustus, if it were a female (or male for the ladies) who was slightly more within the standard mating age, that prudish inclining you say we have would just
float away.
Which is exactly the problem. If she wants to show her crotch, let her. Some people might like it. AND THE REST DON’T ACTUALLY HAVE TO LOOK.
Besides, how come you’re so much more of attention whore if you’re 50 and showing you’re crotch than if you’re barely 20? At least at 50 years old we can asume this is her own choice.
This said, I’d have been happier had she worn a sweater WITH SLEEVES. Because her arms, they are the truly scary part. By comparison, her crotch is definitely looking fine…
Let me explain it this way. I’m one year older than Madonna. I look as good or better and would never wear the clothes she wears or act the way she does. Just becaue I wear a size 7 junior and can pass for 35 does not mean I am not a 51 year old woman. I can be sexy and cool and not look like a total old slut.
You are a prude.
Augustus, apparently anyone who voices a different opinion than yours is a prude. I couldn’t care less if she flashes her crotch or not. Personally, I don’t think she looks bad.
You, however come across as an intolerant, inexorable ass.
You’re a jerk.
Augustus – you should really look into another word besides “prude”. Seriously, get a vocabulary.
What does being a prude have to do with having some class? I expect this sort of behavior from Britney Spears or Lindsay Lohan, who are just stupid white trash, but Madonna is obviously terrified of getting older, and resorting to immature behavior to have everyone to tell her she’s still beautiful and sexy and desirable.
At her age, she should already KNOW it.
I just hope she doesn’t end up like that photo that went around about 5-6 years ago of that 95 year old woman standing naked on a stage, showing off her ancient snatch.
“You keepa saying dis word.. i do not thin it means whata you thin it means.” – Inigo Montoya
Thank you, Lam! Many women, who take proper care of themselves & stay active can look darn good at 40, 50 or 60. I don’t mean just passable but GOOD. And sexy doesn’t mean dressing & acting like a slut. It means to be appealing, interesting in a sexual way or glamorous. I’d say Madonna doesn’t fit the definition any more.
I’m 11 and i’m a size 2! (dress and shirt. Pants are 0.)
Who says trousers anymore…I mean really?
Non-Americans?
I’m from scotland. We have NEVER called them pants..
Im from Ireland. we have NEVER called them pants either!
EWW.
bleach, rub alcohol, cheese grater.
apply those items on any desirable order onto your eyes to remove that view from them.
Actually I find the Rub Alcohol works better if you drink it. The Bleach is a nice aperitif.
Why start now?
Lol.
Woosh. *ca-caw* Seagulls.
The smell must be horrible!
-waft-
They’re called pants. Wear them. For the love of god, woman. YOU ARE TOO OLD FOR THIS.
Apparently Madonna didn’t get the memo. Didn’t the Spears woman run the tramp image into the ground years ago?
I FuCk YoU MaDonNa…
just the POSE matches
There is such a thing as being Sexy with Style and Class. Madonna is merely crass.
Recognizing that fact does not make one a prude.
I can do this at 50 and still get laid any day of the week, but I choose not to objectify myself.
Demonna does, BFD.
She scares me…… alot.
The clue is in the name… mad-onna!
eugh.
I’m 38 and wouldn’t dream of this kind of behaviour and I present stuff to an audience every day of the week!
I’m… scared.
and she writes a tween girl’s book series… (The English Roses)