70 YEARS OLD
70 YEARS OLD
And still hotter than today’s whining starlets!
(Raquel Welch)
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Amen to that!
Old women are not hot. Deal with it.
Bite me!
I’d rather bite her! *rowr!*
Haven’t you ever heard of “the riper the fruit, the sweeter the juice?”
dude im 21….and id soooo fck her like she was 22 xD
plastic surgery win?
Plastic surgery and lots and lots of photoshopping.
Cheetah!
Brava, Jo Raquel Tejada! That kind of hot just never cools down (even though this is not her most recent picture). I just wish she would let herself go gray, like Helen Mirren…
I don’t know, Helen Mirren pulls it off really well but that is probably because she wears her hair short. Long gray hair would likely age her severly.
Helen Mirren looks good too, hot even on some pictures, but she is younger than Raquel and looks older.
Fun fact about Helen Mirren: She has appeared nude on-screen in five different decades. Nothing to do with Raquel, but it’s a record that may not be topped for quite a while.
Not really hotter than younger starlets… but good looking for 70 years old, that’s for sure.
Good genes + makeup + tons of cosmetic surgery + good photography
I won’t say she never had any plastic surgery, but tons and still looking natural? Impossible.
You think she looks natural?? Her face looks like a mask.
At least it doesn’t scare you.
Epic cougar.
Lol. Total agreement.
So true.
she’s 68
You round up silly
not 70
2 years..at that age..that’s often the difference between livin and dyin. Seriously.
get it right
And while we’re on the subject of getting it right, it’s “than” not “then”. “Then” refers to time; “than” is used to compare two objects. I do love the message. She has always been a beautiful and sophisticated woman.
Thank you! That was driving me crazy. Couldn’t we have asked the person who made it to fix it?? Meh.
definately hotter than todays whining starlets! little size 2 anorexic drama ridden partiers. rediculous. give me real curves any day
More like
“I’m fat, and could never get a thin attractive girl, so I convince other people I prefer fat chicks”
Wow, what a douchebag. I’ve been with fat chicks and skinny chicks and you know what? I’d rather lay my head on a nice soft tummy at night than bones wrapped in malnourished skin.
Umm, yeah… Not all skinny girls are all bones.
LOL @ Malnourished skin.
You really don’t have a clue.
Oh, throw up, Barfie girl.
I’d still hit it
DO NOT WANT.
do no want D:<
Do no evil?
I hope to look 1/2 as good as she does when I am her age.
Not sure I like her in the leopard print top. It takes away from her true sophistication. I see her as the American version of Sofia Loren.
Have enough plastic surgery, hire a great photographer, buy enough hair dye and you will.
Yeah she looks awesome but she’s also very insecure if she’s afraid to grow old gracefully.
Oh well. Too each their own. So long as she’s happy.
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You don’t think she is natural? I thought she was…………
Yeah? She’s the same age as my mother, who didn’t start going gray until
like 10 years ago, and my great-great grandfather lived to be nearly 80
and he NEVER went gray.
So
That said, I agree that it’s probably colored.
Well, red hair from a bottle is probably the easiest to spot. That’s the only reason why I brought up her hair.
My grandmother had a full head of deep brown hair until she was sixty. By the time she was sixty one is was all WHITE. It was kind of humorous to us how fast it happened.
Thanks for ruining it for me!
She may be insecure about it, but at least she’s not on a stage showing her crotch to 5000 people like Madonna…
I’d like to have looked 1/2 as good at 1/2 my age! I’m not as old as her but I’ll never look like that!
She can wear whatever she wants really. She’d make a burlap sack after it’s held potatoes look incredible. I hope I can look 1/2 that good at that age.
Burlap sack…that reminds me:
She did a guest spot on The Muppet Show back in the day. She did a song with Miss Piggy, about what each could do “because I’m a woman/W-O–M-A-N”. One of her lines said “I could make a dress out of a food sack.” (To which Miss Piggy replied, “Why would you want a food sack dress?” And Raquel answered, “Oh, honey, I can make anything look good!”)
Yes! She also did a dance routine with a giant spider. It was all so great.
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Isn’t that the one where Animal went insane on the drums, banging them and yelling “WOMAN! WOMAN! WOMAN!” until she put him in his place?
Geez, I miss the Muppets.
The muppets were a definate win!!!
Psch, I hope I look half as good as Judi Dench at that age. = )
I had sex with her just last week. Still wiping the dust off.
This pic was taken in January of last year, so yeah its recent.
word.
Add Sophia Lauren and Anne Margaret and you’d have a trifecta. Too bad Brigitte Bardot has turned into a hag.
BAW… that has ALWAYS been my Tri-Fecta. And Sophia is SINGLE again after Carlo Died last year… She still looks great too…
Between the 3 of them… notice how they were offered MILLIONS to show it all for Playboy/Penthouse and none of them did. Thats called CLASS. They never sold out for money… like todays anorexic Whiners. These are the last of a dying breed. Sophisticated women who look good and act with Dignity.
Ew.
Major hotness fail..
This is hot, but Kim Kardashian is a liar for being “fake”? Interesting.
She looks great though, I completely agree.
Kardashian hasn’t ever and won’t ever look this great with OR without surgery.
Seconded.
Rachel Welch has class, Kardashian has . . . the ability to give me the creeps!
I don’t believe that is a current picture. Maybe from the 1980s…
So THAT’S what’s behind the Foster-Grants.
She and Alice Cooper were once an item. One could do worse than Coop’s sloppy seconds.
Than/then phail.
Phail fail. Cowboy used ‘than’ correctly
Oh grow up ! She IS still that hot at 70 !! Some people just live right, some have good genes, some have both !
No. No. No! No. No…
She’s less ugly than my grandmothers, true. She’s still hideous.
i still want to bang her
hmm MILF fap,fap,fap,fap ….ahhhhhhhhh
Yeah, not so much… I’m not into trashy-looking old women.
Than.
It’s THAN, not then! Still hotter THAN today’s starlets.
cougar.
Sorry, I am not plasticsexual. That goes for anyone of any age.
“than” not “then”. Spelling FAIL.