MICHAEL JACKSON
MICHAEL JACKSON
Only in america can you be born a poor black kid and die a rich white woman.
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(Michael Jackson)
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leave the poor man be
No.
She is neither poor nor a man.
You feel pretty effin’ ignorant to say that now, don’t you?
yea hes just like anyone else F**K YOU WHOEVER DID THIS!
Except dead. THIS WAS DONE OVER A YEAR AGO, you ignorant fool!
That caption is SOOOO OLD! If you are going to post something at least be original, not a cheap and not so funny imitation!
That’s exactly what I was coming here to say.
This is just boring.
I’m pretty sure Michael Jackson is still alive. If he has indeed transformed into a woman, I’m glad. That means he’s finally ended this “in between sexes” phase.
This one has already been made! Give MJ a rest! He was a damn good singer back in the days…
…he was vibrant, robust, enthusiastic,…before he started sneaking into little boy’s bedrooms and talking to their pee-pees…
That’s what you think.
Not anymore
if it’s so boring then why you bothering to comment? people like you are SOOO old; cowardly bitches who daren’t say things to peoples faces but once they get on an anonomous internet forums show their true colours. if you got nothing nice to say don’t say anything at all. and yes, i would happily say that to your face.
ps. i thought it was bloody funny. i laughed for ages. so it was clearly worth putting up there.
This is a clear-cut example of someone who ‘takes the intarwebz too srsly.’
It’s okay, dude, don’t cry. In modern society it’s OKAY for people to have differing opinions.
P.S. I’d be happy to say that I think this picture is overdone and boring to your face. Why, is what I said supposed to be horrifically offensive or something? ONOZ NOT A DIFFERNT OPINYON, WHAT DO I DOOOOOO?
I agree!
you no what who ever madethis is rude because he had skin desez and he’s a guy you know what if i was older i would so be madder
MICHAEL JACKSON
only in america can you be born a poor black kid and die a pedo freak alien
He’s not dead yet.
As good as surely?
Why do you wish such ill upon Shirley?
Actually, he is.
Hurm, I remember getting this joke in my e-mail….. About five or six years ago. Amusing the first time but now it just made me groan a little. *shrug*
Uh, he also has like NO money left.
He grifted some Arabian prince or something cause hes so broke.
Ugh, please dont make me look at pictures of him like this! gross
Even worse he’s looking down. It’s as though he can see your crotch and is judging you.
Also every picture of him you look at (post Thriller) shrivels a little more of your soul.
Dude, you must capitalize “America”. K?
…and as far as the MJ, he has mental issues none of us can ever understand. Sure he has no excuse for not seeking the medical attention he should get. He is loaded afterall. It’s kinda sad.
“I was born a poor black child…” Steve Martin
You know a movie is gonna be good if it starts out with a white hobo-looking guy saying those lines.
This caption blows. Not only is it over-done, but it’s lame.
Also, this format that makes these look like motivational posters is stupid.
Originality FAIL!!!
now he is dead, you have to respect him
Not all recycling is good.
…World? I’ll make a deal with you…Send him back to ‘America’ and you can have me in exchange…OK?…
Like anyone would want you? We’d all rather have Michael Jackson back OK? He was the best person on this earth, and innocent.
who wants ya?
not funny by any stretch. can you spell C-O-R-N-Y?
Yes, I can, but the question should be, how many people outside of this thread spell it “Micheal” [SIC] Jackson?
Holy crap that’s creepy…I just said that last night during American Idol. They made the unfortunate decision to have the contestants sing Michael Jackson songs…the fools.
Well … it can only get better, or can’t it?
I agree that the caption was insanely funny, but I also agree that it’s old and that the picture showing his progression through the years into what he is now was MUCH more comical.
Since when was he born poor anyway?
First I heard.
umm they could at least used one of his worse photos hes smoking hot here
Rich? Not anymore, methinks.
Omfg… Michael Jackson is NOT A WOMAN !!! >:O
He isn’t? Did I miss anything?
Michael is the best !!!! and we all know he become white because of Vitiligo !!!! So Michael is KING OF POP
You misspelled “v!agra”.
HE DIED!!
RIP MJ…n pls d caption is dry and useless
go do smethg better wiv ur life
oh i forgot…dis is ur best…ild bet uld die a broke ass
Yeah, when he died you “remembered” there were captions about it.
Sentimental asshole.
Please re-post your comment in the English language. Thank you.
not only in america…in romania is the same thing…belive me:d
You stole this from an ad that ran back in 1998 or 1999. The ad was for a record store and had a side by side photo of MJ as a youth and the wreck he had become. the headline read, “We have Michael Jackson from when he was a poor black child to a rich white woman.”
Be original, people.
Just wanted to say I just ordered this Thriller Album, to bring back Michael in our memories. I grew up with MJ. He is the Best! We will certainly miss you.
MICHAEL J. JACKSON WE WILL NEVER FORGET THE KING OF POP U WILL BE MISSED DEEPLY AND SADLY
He touched my winkie
michael jackson the king of pop and the best
YOUR MORRONS, AND RECPESTLESS PEOPLE! Now Michael is dead,and you guys are still as dumb as ever! Screw you all
Michael Jackson, Rest in Peace!! <3
Good god, shut up. Sure, you’re all sentimental now, but where were you when he touched little boys, bleached his skin, cut off his nose, and hung babies out the window? You were nowhere. But now that he’s dead, you’re all stepping up and telling people who posted comments six months ago to be respectful. Just another one of MJ’s fair-weather fans.
Too soon.
Just so you ignorant morrons know: Michael Jackson was cleared of all Pediphilia cases. There was absolutly no proof. And it doesn’t matter how rich a person is, or how good of laywers they have.
If there is even a miniscule thred of evidance, then the person goes away for a long time.
So suck it and respect the dead.
Em, to be cleared of charges, you have to be tried and acquitted, not make out of court payments to the families of the aledged victims.
Just saying.
Actually Michael NEVER wanted to pay any1, period. He was told to settle by his close friends & he listened to them. I wish I had been his friend from the start, I would’ve told him to fight it!
no
just no
die a rich white woman?!
thats just mean rude and offensive! >:(
leave the him alone
michael jackson was awesome and always will b
R.I.P. MJ
LEAVE HIM ALONE
would you be laughing
if he said something like that about
you, you have nothing better to
do huh? even his old chimp bubbles has
more of a life than you do. and yes bubbles
is still alive.
This is lame and disrespectful. Everyone had their fun while he was here.. why not lay off now and let people mourn.
Man I can’t believe he’s dead :’( FUCK ALL HATERS
Leave Michael alone!! He’s not white, he’s black, he just has a skin condition, and he’s not a woman. Poor guy…Idiots and morons like you guys and the yellow press made his life hell, but now he can finally rest in peace. Love you Mike.
R.I.P Michael. They tried to hurt you with their words but it just not happening no more. You’re in etenral peace.xxx
PISS OFF U WANKERS AND LEAVE OUR KING OF POP AND THRILLER ANGEL ALONE
he was actually in debt when he died so joke on you
Even in debt, he still had more bank than you will ever see in the rest of your natural life… In fact, in life he could by you, sell you & re-buy if he wanted.
These Michael Jackson jokes need to be TAKEN OFF OF HERE. He’s dead, and saying things like this is cruel and evel. Grow up, none of you could’ve done it like Mike.
This website is going down if these pictures don’t get taken off.
MEAN BUTTHOLE
Do you not understand?! This was made over a year ago! BEFORE he died! They’re not taking it down because it’s totally true! I’m sure all of you were being this sentimental when he bleached his skin and hung babies out the window!
Stop leave him alone! That poor man has to deal with all this crap! He’s gonna haunt you and slice you thoat in your dreams!!! BTW MJ is SUPER SEXY!!!
No no, he is alive. They found him in the woods. Then the video taper got it!!!!
http://doodiepants.com/2009/08/27/michael-jackson-is-alive-and-well/
Michael Jackson was a genious of music! He was an innocent man! He wanted to HEAL THE WORLD! You all who hate him, you should take a look at yourself! You are nothing compared to him, you have no talent, you have nothing good to show to the world! If you hate MJ and make jokes about him, congratulations, people will not love you more for this, but there will always be someone loving and respecting him as a human being. His work will live forever, when you die nobody will care.
MICHAEL JACKSON IS NOT HERE ANYMORE, LEAVE HIM ALONE, RESPECT HIM, RESPECT THE FANS!
“You are nothing compared to him, you have no talent, you have nothing good to show to the world!”
That’s cool Gabriela………bash other people who have problems. That doesn’t make much sense.
and well…… he was a good musician but he’s obviously crazy and messed up in the head, drugged out of his mind and well…..likely a pedophile.
I don’t see why anyone would want to spend any money on his music or his name. He’s a bad role model for kids.
Leave The Poor Man Alone, He Has Had Enough
Well you know what, I have never been rich, and most likely never will be, but by gosh the one thing I am is very respectful of others, ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY ARE DEAD! I am amazed at how much disrespect, ignorance, and total disregard is shown towards Michael Jackson, and hisfamily. What the hell is wrong with you people? Just because this is the internet, does not give people the right to be so rude,and disrespectful, whether you like the man, or not! A lot of people did, and still do, and while you ignorant ones think you are being “witty”, and “funny”, you are actually being asses. That man went through more deceit, disrespect, pain(physical, and emotional) than anyone should have too. All that molestation crap was a farce, he was only guilty of getting caught up in cruel, mean, greedy, selfish, society, and he paid the ultimate price, isn’t that enough? Do you ever take into consideration how his children might feel? How devastated they are, and how they miss their dad, who you take great pleasure in slamming at every breath?When does it all stop?When do the words R.I.P. really mean something?What, so you can not antagonize Michael anymore, so let’s go for those who can not fight for themselves, his children?That man was wrongly accused, he was just to trusting, and like such a kid himself, he could not see evil lurking in the nearby shadows! Now we have lost our King of Pop, he was broken into a million pieces, and before he had the chance to get his life back, it was taken from him, why is that something to joke about?What happened to Michael Jackson can happen to anyone, absolutely anyone, even you ignoramouses out there, all it takes is 1 kid, boy or girl, child or teen, and you are the next one sitting where MJ sat in the courtroom. And who cares about the surgeries, if we had his money we would do it too, you bet your butt you would, he is not the only one to ever get plastic surgery done. Let me see, how does that saying go “let he who has not sinned, cast the first stone” . And “sherbet” on here is right, LEAVE THE POOR MAN AND HIS FAMILY ALONE, AND LET HIM REST IN PEACE, LORD KNOWS HE DESERVES IT”………..mariska
I don’t really see the relevance of whether or not someone is dead or not. They should be treated and talked about the same way they were when they were alive. Otherwise it would be dishonest. Just because he’s dead, doesn’t somehow make him more or less respectable.
i agree wit you…long live of MJ…his cute funny moment was in my mind forever….awww
wtf? this isnt fair. the man is dead. leave him alone!
And if he was alive he’s come and fight back on this board? We all die.
hey..who’s try to make fool with him??pity of that cute guy..I love him..hate you guys!!!
People are only saying nice things about it cause it’s dead! It was a pedophile!
ok, for everyone who posted saying something about how mean the guy who made this was, just because Michael jackson is dead, doesn’t mean he wasn’t a terrible person.