Look – just leave us in peace, and we’ll give you the woman.

Look – just leave us in peace, and we’ll give you the woman. Woman? What woma–? Heeeeeeyyy…
(Cast of The Lord Of The Rings Films)
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not UNFUNNY, but certainly not a win. Oh yea, and…. first!, lol
Ghengis Khan, one of the most feared warlords in history had only one weakness: nosebleeds. On the night of his wedding Ghengis Khan got outrageously drunk and fell asleep. The next morning his bride ran out of his tent, screaming, because the great Ghengis was dead. He’d had a nosebleed during the night and suffocated on his own blood.
Who started this tradition of responding to the first with useless trivia? I kinda like it!
I thought that was Attila the Hun.
No, Atilla rhw Hun ATE himself to death on his wedding night.
He makes a pretty Elf but as women go-he makes a pretty man….
I feel pretty, oh so pretty,
I feel pretty, and witty, and briiiiiight!
(does a little softshoe)
I thought the line was “I feel pretty, and witty, and gay!”
Pretty good, certainly made me chuckle
Agreed!
hey no trashing my fav elf!!
You mean there are other elves?~!
I thought Legolamb here removed all others from existence.
lmao!!! good one.
Thats was going to be my response.
Don’t trash the long hair.
Why? Oh yeah, because there’s no man there to give!
Oh that’s rotten
He would be an amazing Transvestite ha ha ha.
-totally would leave them in peace for that ‘woman’- O_o
I saw Orlando Bloom walking his dog once. I thought he was hot before but seeing him in real life he actually took my breath away.
Ha ha ha ,that woman!lol
Tendai Sean Joe
Marth has the same problem.
kyasarin: you’re right, it was Attila The Hun.
Meh, Orlando Bloom is probably hotter than 99% of the guys posting here. Personally, I can’t watch those movies without wishing for a Legolas-Aragorn sandwich with some Frodo on the side.
Sillly, Frodo is there to hold the camera.
Nope, Frodo is gettin’ busy with Sam… you know, what happens in Mordor stays in Mordor.
woman?? lol
teach me the meanin of thiz?
hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahha !
don’t you be dissin on my legalus. mmm, legalus.
What is it with everyone insinuating that Legolas is gay/female? He is definitely neither gay nor female. Just because he doesn’t have a beard, means everyone’s going to call him a woman? He has the facial features and body shape of a man, clearly. Also, he’s NOT gay. He just doesn’t get married, because pretty much every woman in the film is already taken! I hate internet pervs. >_>