Comments on: Sparkle?

By: Regin the Radiant

Regin the Radiant — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 03:11:28 +0000

This horse is now classified as a splatter, there is so little of it left. MAKING FUN OF TWILIGHT IS DEAD PEOPLE, MOVE ON. Ur getting worse than the fans, geez

*pulls out the banhammer*

By: Me!

Me! — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 01:07:56 +0000

hey, 13 yr old girl here…i used to love twilight, but then me and my friends decided it was kinda lame…there are lots of other good vampy books out there. check out vampire academy and city of bones (that one’s demons, but watever.)anyway, of course i’m going to see the movies, because thats wat we do. (also, it’s like, omg! it’s jacob u know!!) sorry, “squee”ing laspe. anyway, later people!

By: Annie Crimefighter

Annie Crimefighter — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 21:25:52 +0000

Look who’s all butthurt!

By: Annie Crimefighter

Annie Crimefighter — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 21:25:17 +0000

Also, in the times of vampire myths, people believed that vampires could not resist counting objects in large groups. That’s why people would fill caskets with rice or salt so that if the inhabitant was a vampire, they would be so busy counting that they would die in the sunlight the next morning.

By: Annie Crimefighter

Annie Crimefighter — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 21:22:23 +0000

By: Jenna

Jenna — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 17:57:57 +0000

I love how theres so many anti-twlight pics on here! Keep up the great work!

By: em

em — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 22:20:01 +0000

I second this. Just because JK Rowling doesn’t go on describing stupid things like how a guy looks doesn’t mean she sucks.

By: Death by Taco

Death by Taco — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 05:14:34 +0000

Harry: “It’s not just any book, guys!”
Ron: “Is it a young-adult teen vampire romance novel?”
[TEN SECONDS LATER]
*Ron is in the corner*
Harry: “Anyway…”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-a8USS84F4

An A to anyone who watches that video.
An A+ to anyone who already got the reference. ^^

By: Death by Taco

Death by Taco — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 05:04:38 +0000

Plague*

By: Shooooooo

Shooooooo — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 06:04:24 +0000

The black plaque ended…but not before claiming…a lot of lives.

By: Shooooooo

Shooooooo — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 06:03:13 +0000

So…you think Harry Potter was poorly written…but Twilight wasn’t?! I hope your mother recovers from the alcoholism, because she obviously drank while you were in the womb.

By: Shooooooo

Shooooooo — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 06:01:26 +0000

Does he sparkle?

All the more fun to beat!

By: Toolie

Toolie — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 13:15:37 +0000

Umm he’s a puppet.

By: TheGreatDictator

TheGreatDictator — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 04:33:15 +0000

I second that notion.

By: TheGreatDictator

TheGreatDictator — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 03:40:07 +0000

Sadly I have a feeling it shall only grow from here. Like the black plague, spreading into every nook and cranny, infecting everyone with its overly exasperated plot line and equally as monotonous characters.

By: tkely

tkely — Thu, 28 May 2009 22:28:19 +0000

shove the frickin sparkle jokes up ur ass

By: Sarah_Berah

Sarah_Berah — Tue, 26 May 2009 06:05:14 +0000

Just to show my true nerdy-ness… vamprie legends actually came from the dark ages during the plague. The people would have to dig up mass graves and due to the lack of understanding in science, the decomposing bodies that were bloated with gases, pushing out hair and nails to give the apperance of still growing, and eating because they “gained weight” were thought to be undead cause they died from plague but still managed to eat and grow. The also leaked lovely bodily fluids from the mouth leaving blood trails on the face, causing the conclusion they drank blood. Thus, VAMPIRES! And they definatly didn’t sparkle… Not to bash Twilight which has its own merits, Vlad and Dracula would kick Edward’s creepy, stalker, emo butt.

By: Everbound Venvel

Everbound Venvel — Tue, 26 May 2009 01:53:58 +0000

Woah, I’m out of it today. What I meant to say was, “BAMFs”.

By: Everbound Venvel

Everbound Venvel — Tue, 26 May 2009 01:51:13 +0000

Makes you wonder how they manage to, I don’t know, move without tearing their skin wide open? Like bark on a twig that has been bent too far?

By: Everbound Venvel

Everbound Venvel — Tue, 26 May 2009 01:44:06 +0000

Sparkling is for wimps. REAL BAMPHs burst into flame and crackle like a camp fire.

By: Everbound Venvel

Everbound Venvel — Tue, 26 May 2009 01:41:49 +0000

Seconded.

By: RandomBoredPerson

RandomBoredPerson — Mon, 25 May 2009 17:46:17 +0000

im a huge buffy fan and im not saying they are the real vampires or anything but at least they didnt sparkle

By: RandomBoredPerson

RandomBoredPerson — Mon, 25 May 2009 17:38:01 +0000

even when dracula was on buffy he was more powerful than most vamps

By: BigSplash

BigSplash — Wed, 20 May 2009 00:28:27 +0000

We can only hope it’s forgotten sooner!

By: eomund

eomund — Mon, 18 May 2009 17:42:45 +0000

I don’t care what y’all say, Epic Win

By: Your mom

Your mom — Sat, 16 May 2009 12:53:27 +0000

Harry Potter was written well…. uh I don’t really think so. Not trying to start a fight, but even my mom (who was once an English teacher) said that the books were horribly written. Sorry, I gave those books a chance but I just didn’t like them. The movies rock though!
Twilight is a good book, but this is a HILARIOUS caption!

By: burningled

burningled — Fri, 15 May 2009 01:43:32 +0000

No. AMAZING Is millions have bought a book that aims at nothing more than the teenage girl’s ” Mysterious, unbelievably kind, hot, forbidden guy with wonderful secrets and who desires me more than anything else” fantasy, and has few writing merits otherwise.

He’s not real, find better literature to read, and get over it.

By: burningled

burningled — Fri, 15 May 2009 01:33:23 +0000

No, the original name was ‘Camillia’ or ‘Camilla’ but i don’t think it was ‘Carmilla’ :/

By: MissMaybe

MissMaybe — Thu, 14 May 2009 21:42:28 +0000

VON giant plothole, TWO giant plotholes, AHAHAHA!

By: MissMaybe

MissMaybe — Thu, 14 May 2009 21:41:47 +0000

I sense Fanfiction. Bella gets a horse! It’d be such a Mary- Sue overload, the eleven- year- olds would go wild!

By: Vila Restal

Vila Restal — Wed, 13 May 2009 09:53:23 +0000

Yes, but I’m here to provide information not korrekt spellung and Grammer.

By: Multi-Facets

Multi-Facets — Tue, 12 May 2009 04:36:17 +0000

Wait, it’s not “Carmilla”?

By: Sorsha

Sorsha — Mon, 11 May 2009 18:08:51 +0000

The horse is undead.

And his name is Edward Cullen.

By: Vila Restal

Vila Restal — Mon, 11 May 2009 08:54:49 +0000

Sorry!! WRONG!!! Fail on all counts. The first fictional vampire was John Polidori’s The Vampyre (BTW this is his spelling not mine!!), followed by various penny dreadfuls, and then you had Sheridan LeFanu’s Camilla (This one had such an effect on Vampire fans that the name Camilla was used by White Wolf in their RPG Vampire: The Masquerade, for the organization of Vampires across the world. They have been known historically by Vlad Tepes (also known as the Impaler, or Mr Impaler to his friends ), and the most famous one as Elizabeth Bathory who was supposed to bath in the blood of Virgins (Wouldn’t work nowadays where the hell can you get a load of virgins round here now ) Also they have been known in Mythology as either Revenants or Vampires in especially Superstitious Eastern European countries.

(My God!! I’m really showing myself up for being a geek )

By: slythwolf

slythwolf — Mon, 11 May 2009 00:39:14 +0000

Dracula was the original vampire. And when he was in sunlight, all it did was weaken him.

By: Jamie

Jamie — Sun, 10 May 2009 05:34:44 +0000

They’re not vampires, they are meyer-pires.

Let me direct you to :- http://twilightsucks.proboards.com/

Because, it does really suck.

By: slaggingham

slaggingham — Sun, 10 May 2009 05:05:13 +0000

You have an extremely weak idea of what constitutes “amazing.”

By: slaggingham

slaggingham — Sun, 10 May 2009 05:03:20 +0000

No, you were insane to start with.

By: strangerdanger

strangerdanger — Sat, 09 May 2009 18:58:39 +0000

At least you would have a laugh before you were killed.

By: Tempestates

Tempestates — Sat, 09 May 2009 14:42:07 +0000

I’d bite you to but I bite hard

By: Mae

Mae — Sat, 09 May 2009 05:59:40 +0000

I’ll bite you… but trust me… despite what you believe, you won’t like it.

By: Mae

Mae — Sat, 09 May 2009 05:59:01 +0000

oh yes, lets turn them from one book for them to obsess over and want to become vampires because of… to another series that is all too similar.

By: Mae

Mae — Sat, 09 May 2009 05:57:58 +0000

At least people with ADOS

By: Mae

Mae — Sat, 09 May 2009 05:56:48 +0000

My brother taught my son that laugh when he was only a year old. Drove me crazy. Every time he heard a number he would do that laugh.

By: Mae

Mae — Sat, 09 May 2009 05:54:58 +0000

Well… its not just the fact that they sparkle but that in general they just aren’t vampires.

It’s sort of like creating a book about kittens with wings and calling them unicorns “because really, unicorns are mythical creatures, who’s to say what they’re really like?”

Well, for one, hundreds of years of stories and myths. You can’t change it yourself just because it’s what YOU want.

Give them a new name for goodness sake!

By: Mae

Mae — Sat, 09 May 2009 05:52:23 +0000

Hey now…

I’m a pale girl with no life

but at least I’m smart enough to know that Twilight is nothing more than yet another marketing scam (poorly written, supposedly aimed at 12 year olds but containing sex talk) that will be forgotten in three years.

By: HellHathNoFury

HellHathNoFury — Sat, 09 May 2009 05:09:01 +0000

thanks for the recommendation, but *how to say this tactfully* uh, I can’t fathom a reason to fantasize over just that…fantasy. I have a life. I can see readin a book, but to obsess over things that will never happen insteaf of finding a man that will treat you well and uh, NOT try to suck your blood seems a little more important.

By: TomatoSoup

TomatoSoup — Sat, 09 May 2009 03:27:16 +0000

Nope, I LOL’d at this and probably will at sparkle jokes for some time to come!

By: MeaslyMender

MeaslyMender — Sat, 09 May 2009 01:04:00 +0000

That sounds like it would hurt immensely…

By: MeaslyMender

MeaslyMender — Sat, 09 May 2009 01:00:44 +0000

It’s just a book. Get over it. Speaking of which, why are you even commenting when this picture obviously hates Twilight?

At least Harry Potter was written well…